NationStates Jolt Archive

To The Nations of the World,

I, Dictator Blake Dobraj, leaves all of you wimpy leaders a message you will not soon forget, DON'T PISS US OFF! The Military of Total Kick Ass is at its highest for after a three year struggle with those damned infidels we kicked some serious ass and created Total Kick Ass. So currently the Dictatorship of TKA says to all of your imperial peasants out there to be jackasses and disgrace our nation, "PISS OFF!"

As for you people that understand why we are so protective of our land after nearly being completely conquered by some morons we welcome you and wish to set up diplomatic talks. If you are not familiar with our culture we are very violent and many diplomatic talks involve putting all of the delegates in a single, sound proof room with a single knife. We like to see who makes it out a live.........

But really we won't do that to our allies, unless you want to cause I have nothing against killing people.

From,
Dictator Blake Dobraj

OOC: This is mostly a joke so don't be alarmed and declare war on me. If any of you remember a nation called Stator, well we are like them, only worse......

To Nations of the World,

Also if I didn't mention, every hour no one replies we will kill 400 BABIES! Also for everyone that does reply we will kill 400 JEWS! Mainly cause we hate Jews.

From,
Dictator Blake Dobraj

OOC: I don't hate Jews or babies so don't judge me!

To: Total Kick Ass

Recently we have become aware of your country's existence and actions. Utterly pitiful, killing 800 Jews and babies per hour, that is a violation of international law to protect human rights. Therefore we feel it is our duty to protect the rights of mankind, no matter race, religion, or age.

Total Kick Ass has one hour to comply, or will face nuclear extinction.

Signed,
Peter Kemmeren

OOC: Joking about killing the Jews or babies isn't funny.

PRESS CONFERENCE EXCERPT

31-05-2008

WALTER MONTOYA (NBBC World News)-
Madame Minister, the nation of. . . and this is not a joke, Total Kick Ass, has threatened to kill 400 Jews or Babies an hour, in response, the Bull Horns Rule nation has threatened them with nuclear annihilation, respond?

NABILA KATCHAB (Minister of Foreign Affairs)-
The United Socialist States of New Brittonia is appalled at the world's behavior. First, we need to chastise the nation of Total Kick Ass, as they are threatening to kill 400 Jews and 400 babies per hour. However, nuclear destruction is not an acceptable response, and the Unites Socialist States of New Brittonia urges all nations to seek a diplomatic path before resorting to military action.

We wish to enter diplomatic talks be sending a Ministry of Foreign affairs liaison and a bipartisan delegation of Members of Parliament to the Total Kisk Ass nation on a fact finding mission.

Next question?

OOC: Pretty please? Just 1 500 Megaton Thermonuclear warhead? Please?

IC: Shall we form an alliance? Of course, any alliance is made with the full understanding that each party intends to betray the other as soon as it is advantageous to do so.

Actually one round for an Ignore Cannon will do much more damage.

TKA, you are IGNORED.

Get a life and figure out a proper introduction to NS.

[evil willow voice]Bored Now[/evil willow voice]

IC: Shall we form an alliance? Of course, any alliance is made with the full understanding that each party intends to betray the other as soon as it is advantageous to do so.

To: Lord Tothe

Dealing with a country that violates it population's rights? Not a very good decision indeed, if an alliance is formed, consider yourself in the line of danger.

Signed,
Peter Kemmeren

ooc:TKA read the stickies before you post on International Incidents(the forum you are in now) There you'll learn the basics of RP.

Agreed Hisperians - Read the Stickies!

ooc:TKA read the stickies before you post on International Incidents(the forum you are in now) There you'll learn the basics of RP.

Agreed Hisperians - Read the Stickies!

OOC: The person obviously isn't on and will find themselves nuked into the stone age, end of story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

(OOC: Hook, Line and Sinker, rite?

Because the lack of typos and of smileys in the OP is suspicious at best...)

The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers will be very upset if the nation of Bull_horns_rule nukes TKA without attempting to resort to diplomacy first. If diplomacy doesn't work, conventional warfare should be next. WMDs should be a last resort.

OOC: The person obviously isn't on and will find themselves nuked into the stone age, end of story.

Any nation older than I will tell you that if you try to go to war or nuke a newb, it is encouraging to their cause and they will never stop. So I suggest that you don't even get started with this guy and just put him on the road to the stickies.
The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers will be very upset if the nation of Bull_horns_rule nukes TKA without attempting to resort to diplomacy first. If diplomacy doesn't work, conventional warfare should be next. WMDs should be a last resort.
Amen. (in a total non-Christian sort of way)

OOC: Ignored, and BHR, yes baby and jew jokes are funny unbunch your panties and live a little.

And I can prove they're funny. Whats the fastest way to unload babies from a truck?

With a pitch fork

If you don't think thats funny, go slap yourself with a fish.

Bi, you are the only one who thinks you're funny. Go sit in the corner with TKA, you deserve one another and another huge Ignore...