NationStates Jolt Archive

To all Nations of the World

The Director seeks a husband for his one and only daughter. Applicants must be of distinguished decent, and intelligent. If you wish to be a candidate for the Director's daughter's hand in marriage, please submit the form below, and if you are acceptable, you may be chose to move on to stage 2 of the selection process, a weekend with the Director, and the Director's daughter, at they're summer home in the hills of Kelnoriem.

From the Desk of,
The Director,
The Exalted Intellectual Fiefdom of Kelnoriem

[Application Form]
Applicant Name:
Age:
Hight:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Ancestors back at least 3 generations:
Net Worth:
Bio:
Photo, if available:
Anything else you think will affect the decision:

[Info on the Directors Daughter]

Name: Lizbeth
Age: 19
Hight: 5'6"
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Green
Hobbies: Running, Swimming
Interests: Geography, Literature, Cooking
Bio: Lizbeth is the daughter of the leader of the The Exalted Intellectual Fiefdom of Kelnoriem, the Director. Her husband, would of course replace the Director upon his death, as the ruler of Kelnoriem. She was home schooled, and just graduated top of her class at Blessed University in the Beatus. She runs and swims 2 miles daily, and loves to cook.

Photo:
http://a114.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_fc2fab049c26a74ab0380eb2689ae5d9.jpg

UNOFFICIAL TRANSMISSION FROM AZEMICAN DEPARTMENT OF DIPLOMACY:

[Application Form]
Applicant Name: Caspian Sherein’I Avarli Anairod
Age: 24
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 167 pounds
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Green
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Unbroken pedigree of Imperial Family from c. 4000-18000 years ago
Net Worth: Not Estimated Yet by international pundits, very, very, very high
Bio: Likes to ride horses, fence, very high IQ, 4th Imperial Prince of Andar, caspian was home-schooled and tutored

Photo, if available: Not available
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Nation ruled much of Earth thousands of years ago

Much more information available on request. Please note that the Lizbeth may not be suitable for Caspian, as well as vice versa. Many wives are available for a budding Imperial Prince of Andar, and it is his choice. However, he would like to meet you.

Also, we would like basic info on Kelnoriem ASAP.

Merci,

Department of Diplomacy

If you wish your daughter to be lucky enough to marry the Imperial Prince, we would, as well as info on Kelnoriem, be much appreciated if you visited the threads in our signature and posted in as many as possible, at least in the embassy thread.

Thank you.

UNOFFICIAL TRANSMISSION FROM AZEMICAN DEPARTMENT OF DIPLOMACY:

[Application Form]
Applicant Name: Caspian Sherein’I Avarli Anairod
Age: 24
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 167 pounds
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Green
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Unbroken pedigree of Imperial Family from c. 4000-18000 years ago
Net Worth: Not Estimated Yet by international pundits, very, very, very high
Bio: Likes to ride horses, fence, very high IQ, 4th Imperial Prince of Andar, caspian was home-schooled and tutored

Photo, if available: Not available
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Nation ruled much of Earth thousands of years ago

Much more information available on request. Please note that the Lizbeth may not be suitable for Caspian, as well as vice versa. Many wives are available for a budding Imperial Prince of Andar, and it is his choice. However, he would like to meet you.

Also, we would like basic info on Kelnoriem ASAP.

Merci,

Department of Diplomacy

To Caspian Sherein’I Avarli Anairod,

Your application seems acceptable, but at this time, we cannot guarantee you will be selected to move on to the second stage. The nation of Kelnoriem is a proud and prosperous nation, lead by the Dictator. There are 1.2 billion people here, and we have a GDP of $2,363,142,275,768.20. We have a large military, and are very religious. We offer free healthcare and education to our many people. Our nation has exist for thousands of years.

Applicant Name: Lord Ragan II
Age: 21
Hight: 6 ft. 1in.
Weight: 140 lb.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Lord Ragan I, Lord Gou, Lord Taedga
Net Worth: For an assisin working in Talentay: The highest price anyone could receive among Talentay thugs.
Bio: Was home-schooled (for security reasons), has the highest degree a person can have in psychology, is dictator of Talentay.
Photo, if available: Not available.
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Lord Ragan II fully supports The Director and his actions.

Applicant Name: Akira Sekedu
Age: 18
Height: 6'4
Weight: 178 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Bright Blue
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Lord Ikigawa of the Wolf Clan, Emperor Ashimo, Emperess Sayu.
Net Worth: Unknown, he cares very little for what others think of him.
Bio: Akira is the third son of Lord Ikigawa, Shogun of the Wolf Clan, and as such is far down the line of Succesion. He still recieved the best education possible in Mereshka, and eve left the country to learn of the ways of more modern countries. He is a distinguished diplomat, and is very profecient in the Sword style of Hiten Mitsirugi.
Photo, if available: None available, no cameras in Mereshka.
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Despite being thousands of years old, and one of the larger nations in the world, Mereshka has a very backwards culture, more by choice than any lack of ability to modernize. It is still a country of Samurai and honor.

Applicant Name: Blastoise
Age: 19
Height: 8"2
Weight: 556 pounds
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: Black
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Tied into a highly prestigious family of blastoises who have formed the ruling class of Kriegorgrad for hundreds of years.
Net Worth: 195,012,251 squirtles
Bio: Blastoise attended the renowned Eastbridge University, an elitist school with roots in the aristocracy, and one of the last great Squirtle Boarding Schools left in Kriegorgrad. Blastoise plays waterpolo with squirtle often, being a skilled player and also commands the Old Eastbridgeans rugby team, playing against Harrow School each four years, as per an ancient tradition.
Photo, if available: http://www.devir.com.br/images/colorir/blastoise_cor.gifhttp://pokemon-b.com/009_blastoise.jpg[/img]
Anything else you think will affect the decision: He's a very attractive, handsome, intelligent and interesting blastoise.

Applicant Name: Blastoise
Age: 19
Height: 5"3
Weight: 186 pounds
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: Black
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Tied into a highly prestigious family of blastoises who have formed the ruling class of Kriegorgrad for hundreds of years.
Net Worth: 195,012,251 squirtles
Bio: Blastoise attended the renowned Eastbridge University, an elitist school with roots in the aristocracy, and one of the last great Squirtle Boarding Schools left in Kriegorgrad. Blastoise plays waterpolo with squirtle often, being a skilled player and also commands the Old Eastbridgeans rugby team, playing against Harrow School each four years, as per an ancient tradition.
Photo, if available: http://www.devir.com.br/images/colorir/blastoise_cor.gifhttp://www.coloring.ws/pokemon/adopt/blastoisedesktop.jpghttp://pokemon-b.com/009_blastoise.jpg
Anything else you think will affect the decision: He's a very attractive, handsome, intelligent and interesting blastoise.

Applicant Name: Lord Ragan II
Age: 21
Hight: 6 ft. 1in.
Weight: 140 lb.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Lord Ragan I, Lord Gou, Lord Taedga
Net Worth: For an assisin working in Talentay: The highest price anyone could receive among Talentay thugs.
Bio: Was home-schooled (for security reasons), has the highest degree a person can have in psychology, is dictator of Talentay.
Photo, if available: Not available.
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Lord Ragan II fully supports The Director and his actions.

To Lord Ragan II,

Your application seems acceptable, you have been selected to move onto stage 2. Which will start soon. We thank you for applying.

Applicant Name: Akira Sekedu
Age: 18
Height: 6'4
Weight: 178 lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Bright Blue
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Lord Ikigawa of the Wolf Clan, Emperor Ashimo, Emperess Sayu.
Net Worth: Unknown, he cares very little for what others think of him.
Bio: Akira is the third son of Lord Ikigawa, Shogun of the Wolf Clan, and as such is far down the line of Succesion. He still recieved the best education possible in Mereshka, and eve left the country to learn of the ways of more modern countries. He is a distinguished diplomat, and is very profecient in the Sword style of Hiten Mitsirugi.
Photo, if available: None available, no cameras in Mereshka.
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Despite being thousands of years old, and one of the larger nations in the world, Mereshka has a very backwards culture, more by choice than any lack of ability to modernize. It is still a country of Samurai and honor.

To Akira Sekedu,

Your application seems acceptable, you have been selected to move onto stage 2. Which will start soon. We thank you for applying.

Applicant Name: Blastoise
Age: 19
Height: 8"2
Weight: 556 pounds
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: Black
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Tied into a highly prestigious family of blastoises who have formed the ruling class of Kriegorgrad for hundreds of years.
Net Worth: 195,012,251 squirtles
Bio: Blastoise attended the renowned Eastbridge University, an elitist school with roots in the aristocracy, and one of the last great Squirtle Boarding Schools left in Kriegorgrad. Blastoise plays waterpolo with squirtle often, being a skilled player and also commands the Old Eastbridgeans rugby team, playing against Harrow School each four years, as per an ancient tradition.
Photo, if available: http://www.devir.com.br/images/colorir/blastoise_cor.gifhttp://pokemon-b.com/009_blastoise.jpg[/img]
Anything else you think will affect the decision: He's a very attractive, handsome, intelligent and interesting blastoise.

To Blastoise,

We are sorry, but you are not what we are looking for. We hope you understand, and that this will not ruin our relations.

To Caspian Sherein’I Avarli Anairod,

Your application seems acceptable, but at this time, we cannot guarantee you will be selected to move on to the second stage. The nation of Kelnoriem is a proud and prosperous nation, lead by the Dictator. There are 1.2 billion people here, and we have a GDP of $2,363,142,275,768.20. We have a large military, and are very religious. We offer free healthcare and education to our many people. Our nation has exist for thousands of years.

UNOFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE

Dear Sir,

Caspian is not available for sending messages at this time. He did not send the first.

We understand that we may have sounded a bit 'pompous' in our last communiques. Keep in mind that these are unofficial and unreviewed.

Remember that we are but 13 days revealed to the world again after a several thousand year absence, and are not to knowledgeable in diplomatic ways. Our message did, in hindsight, sound very pompous.

However, the fact remains that Caspian would be possibly 'quite a catch'. That is, though, a very cynical position and we urge your daughter to choose based on who she likes, not what would be politically useful.

Your nation is much more established than ours. You and allies could likely destroy us.

But, remember this. Our nation used to be extremely powerful, and is growing again from the disasters that have 'plagued' us (no pun intended) in the last few hundred years. The population of Azemica is half yours yet our GDP is 7 times it.

The Imperial Prince Caspian is in the imperial family that ceremonially heads the Imperium of Andar. Andar's population is currently over 3 and a half billion, and its Gross Domestic Product is approximately 48 trillion USD. Our currency is valued at 1 to 1.5 or 1.75 USD. In Azemica, the average wealth (GDP per capita) is 31,000 USD.

We would both gain immensely by this alliance. You would gain the benefits of being friends with the economically powerful Andar, and we would gain the benefits of being attached to a very diplomatically established and powerful nation.

Please consider our Application.

Applicant Name: Dragos Schverzinski
Age: 23
Hight: 6'1
Weight: 154 lbs
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Blue
Ancestors back at least 3 generations: Princes and Princesses of the Ixanian Empire; House of Schverzinski
Net Worth: He has plenty of money as an Imperial Prince but he does not believe money is the be all and end all of life.
Bio: Dragos is the second son of one of the Empress of Ixania's uncles; having been raised in the palace life with tutors and aristocrats all around him. He is fond of fencing and history along with collecting historical items such as postcards, swords, and emblems. He also is quite athletic; having won numerous trophies in events such as track and field and he has a fondness for foods from around the world.
Photo, if available: http://www.mediamagnet.com/images/catalog/comps/1/1be4ad4f-1cc4-4485-af19-f9059ba3827a.jpg
Anything else you think will affect the decision: Lizbeth would most likely have her own opinions; and Dragos will respect that.