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Shai, The Ryou Black Islands.

It was a normal day, ok, not so Normal in The Bedroom of Empress Isabella. He mostly sleept alone. Bur someone was with her.

Lord Hirohito, Age 23, same as Isabella.

and Her Husband.

Yep, Isabella had a Secert marrage and was now Married to Hirohito, now Emperor Hirohito.

The Two had Fallen in Love with each other and wed in secert, away from the All too Free Press that was now in The Empire.

The Two were asleep.....for now.

OOC: Probably the worst butchering of the English language ever. I mean, what the hell? It's almost funny how bad this is.

OOC: I hope this doesn't turn into a war thread....

OOC: Probably the worst butchering of the English language ever. I mean, what the hell? It's almost funny how bad this is.

(Because, insulting the fellow makes you look so wonderfully mature.. )

OOC: Probably the worst butchering of the English language ever. I mean, what the hell? It's almost funny how bad this is.

(( Hey watch it. This guy writes like this all the time and its not that hard to read.))

OOC: It was late at night, Ok. You don't have to be insultive (Namely You Gesford.)

May I know how to invade a country?

Can anybody teach me?[/U]:fluffle:

May I know how to invade a country?

Can anybody teach me?[/U]:fluffle:

Look at the stickies in the forum. They are a huge help, believe me. Look at war in particular, and how to roleplay it well and whatever. Its basically all a story that you, with others, build.

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands.

It was a normal day, ok, not so Normal in The Bedroom of Empress Isabella. He mostly sleept alone. Bur someone was with her.

Lord Hirohito, Age 23, same as Isabella.

and Her Husband.

Yep, Isabella had a Secert marrage and was now Married to Hirohito, now Emperor Hirohito.

The Two had Fallen in Love with each other and wed in secert, away from the All too Free Press that was now in The Empire.

The Two were asleep.....for now.

Where exactly is this going, if anywhere? Depending, I might be interested.

A Stoklomolvi passer-by saw this in the morning paper. He glanced over the article, read the name of the author, and gouged out his eyes. It took doctors $3,000,000 to replace his eyes and pay for the operation.

An attempt to hack the Empress's computer. If the attempt succeeded the Uir trouble maker would use the webcam in order to film the two sleeping and distribute the footage all over the world. There was a 50/50 chance the attack would succeed and the empress would be exposed the world over. Not to mention the Uir could play unheard of mischief by sending troops the world over in order to attack random, large nations and be slaughtered.

An attempt to hack the Empress's computer. If the attempt succeeded the Uir trouble maker would use the webcam in order to film the two sleeping and distribute the footage all over the world. There was a 50/50 chance the attack would succeed and the empress would be exposed the world over. Not to mention the Uir could play unheard of mischief by sending troops the world over in order to attack random, large nations and be slaughtered.

Trouble was that The Empress Bedroom had no webcams. Any Cameras in the Palace were not hooked to Computers.

But when the Hacker tried getting into The Computers in the Palace that were part of The Imperial Military HQ.......The Hacker met with Firewalls that would put those in China to shame.

The Military also sent The hacker a Virus that would kindly blast his Computer to bits.

Worst RP ever? Maybe.

I second that.

I would like it that the People trying to ruin this Thread, such as Gesford, Anselmus and Soviet Aissur, GET THE F***K OFF THIS THREAD NOW!

and don't let The delete Button hit you on the way out.

[OOC: Look, guys, if you don't like his RP, don't publicly insult him. A-cough. Just post something ICly.]

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands.

It was a normal day, ok, not so Normal in The Bedroom of Empress Isabella. He mostly sleept alone. Bur someone was with her.

Lord Hirohito, Age 23, same as Isabella.

and Her Husband.

Yep, Isabella had a Secert marrage and was now Married to Hirohito, now Emperor Hirohito.

The Two had Fallen in Love with each other and wed in secert, away from the All too Free Press that was now in The Empire.

The Two were asleep.....for now.

In the Dominion of Sarrowquand the keyboard of a Dominion tabloid reporter rattled away over insubstantial rumours. His favourite was that of the supposed marriage of Empress Isabella. Oh how he wished for revealing pictures, something scandalous, anything. He possessed but scant leads but was determined to publish anyway. It was a slow news day; the 21st speaker hadn't made an arse of herself in weeks and he needed something, so he sat there typing sordid lies about the empress. Soon they would be spread across the Dominion.

Suddenly his door burst in and an angry fat woman clad in the grey trappings of a low level bureaucrat burst in. "Stop that" she shouted, red in the face, out of breath. She made to grab for the wretched reporter as he sought to correct his syntax (Dominion rules are strict about such things even in tabloids).

"No!" he screeched as he was wrenched away from the computer moments before he could hit send and email the report to his editor. "Leave them to their privacy" grunted the Grey. "Ah! You mean it's true!" the reporter struggled harder but to no avail, his feet kicked out but he was only dragged further away from the keypad. Suddenly his shoe flicked of landing against odds upon the mouse and dispatching the email to head office.

The Grey groaned. She would have to act swiftly if the government was to suppress this report.

[ooc: back on track; kinda]

A tourist in Stoklomolvi passed by the same news stand, and slipped on the poor man's eyeballs. It cost doctors 2,000,000 USD to fix his shattered spine.

In the Dominion of Sarrowquand the keyboard of a Dominion tabloid reporter rattled away over insubstantial rumours. His favourite was that of the supposed marriage of Empress Isabella. Oh how he wished for revealing pictures, something scandalous, anything. He possessed but scant leads but was determined to publish anyway. It was a slow news day; the 21st speaker hadn't made an arse of herself in weeks and he needed something, so he sat there typing sordid lies about the empress. Soon they would be spread across the Dominion.

Suddenly his door burst in and an angry fat woman clad in the grey trappings of a low level bureaucrat burst in. "Stop that" she shouted, red in the face, out of breath. She made to grab for the wretched reporter as he sought to correct his syntax (Dominion rules are strict about such things even in tabloids).

"No!" he screeched as he was wrenched away from the computer moments before he could hit send and email the report to his editor. "Leave them to their privacy" grunted the Grey. "Ah! You mean it's true!" the reporter struggled harder but to no avail, his feet kicked out but he was only dragged further away from the keypad. Suddenly his shoe flicked of landing against odds upon the mouse and dispatching the email to head office.

The Grey groaned. She would have to act swiftly if the government was to suppress this report.

[ooc: back on track; kinda]

The Reporter was in for more trouble then he was in now. He may have been just doing a job, But he wasn't going to live because of it.

He was now a Target for the Ministério da Inteligência, The Ryou version of The CIA. also known as The Ryouese SpyNet.

The Reporter would soon find out the the truth can kill.

IC: The Red Tidean Intelligence Commissariat, unfortunantly for the Ryu and Sarrowquand Governments, somehow intercepted not the message itself, but a odd electronic copy of the message. It did not take long for the gold mine to be recognised and the message was soon sent too the Red Tidean Propaganda Ministry.

It was not long (only an hour) before every single Government-run Red Tidean news channels (which was pretty much all of them) had something other then steel production figures and 'Enemies-to-the-State' executions to report on. Due to the nature of radio waves, it would not take long at all for the news to spread from Red Tide to the rest of the world.

Bobby O' Mally was a teenage boy. And like any teenage boy he was a hormone-driven pevert who lived off of erotic fantasies and porn. Bobby had always aspired to become a porn artists and publish the best porn since the Sexy Time Playmate Mag came out. The only thing in his way was that he was a nerdy freek and no one screw him. And even worse, no one would screw someone in front of him. But he had heard that the Ryou Islands was promising, what with all of the yiffing furries and their leader being a whore, so he had taken a visit there. He learned that their prostitutes weren't all that nice but when he was sneaking past the Empress's Summer Home trying to find yiffing furries he heard something he hadn't heard outside of computer speakers......

He ran and grabbed his camera and then found him self lifting the camera up to the window. He caught everything and oh was he pleased. He later returned to Greston and his own home. After making some revisions to his porno site and U - Tube he was good and a very happy little boy. He wasn't in trouble with Ryou officials so he was fine but his mum was another story.........

IC: The Red Tidean Intelligence Commissariat, unfortunantly for the Ryu and Sarrowquand Governments, somehow intercepted not the message itself, but a odd electronic copy of the message. It did not take long for the gold mine to be recognised and the message was soon sent too the Red Tidean Propaganda Ministry.

It was not long (only an hour) before every single Government-run Red Tidean news channels (which was pretty much all of them) had something other then steel production figures and 'Enemies-to-the-State' executions to report on. Due to the nature of radio waves, it would not take long at all for the news to spread from Red Tide to the rest of the world.

A Leafanistani citizen was idling flipping through a tabloid and some nonsense stories about tabloid stories being so bad eyes were being gouged out and people slipping on them when he got to more substantiation about this "Secret Marrage".

He coughed and noticed that people were staring at him. The queue was open and people were waiting for him to get onto a self-service checkout counter, and he quickly put the tabloid back and resumed his life.

The Emperor read the article about the wedding, and had a diabolical idea.

"Stephanie, be a dear and get me the Minister of Propaganda on the phone please," he said, almost unable to keep the glee from his voice.

Within three hours, a new viral video was sent to redtube, shufuni, and several other websites, along with e-mail inboxes across the planet. Mundus personally sent the video to Commander GRIFFITH-II and the other leaders in the recent Ryou wars.

The video was an ameture pornography, set in a room modeled in high Ryou style, with an actor and actress who looked and sounded very much like the Imperial family, photoedited to a perfect likeness. After several minutes of consensual sex in the missionary position, the video went into content that would earn it a rank just above 2girls1cup as the most disgusting video on the internet.

Mundus smiled.

Whilst the Dominion public had had little interest in the original tabloid rumour story, dismissing it as a "boring made up thing", they were raring to go for some sexual perversion, Belkaros' propaganda piece quickly became the most highly downloaded video within the Dominion. That everybody believed that it was a fake only heightened its appeal. Ironically news stations reporting on (and broadcasting) the video meant that the disappearance of an un-important hack-journalist was overlooked.

The Emperor read the article about the wedding, and had a diabolical idea.

"Stephanie, be a dear and get me the Minister of Propaganda on the phone please," he said, almost unable to keep the glee from his voice.

Within three hours, a new viral video was sent to redtube, shufuni, and several other websites, along with e-mail inboxes across the planet. Mundus personally sent the video to Commander GRIFFITH-II and the other leaders in the recent Ryou wars.

The video was an ameture pornography, set in a room modeled in high Ryou style, with an actor and actress who looked and sounded very much like the Imperial family, photoedited to a perfect likeness. After several minutes of consensual sex in the missionary position, the video went into content that would earn it a rank just above 2girls1cup as the most disgusting video on the internet.

Mundus smiled.

The Ryous oddly didn't mind this and it was on Ryouese Porn Sites, Dubbed as "Lady Grandi Globea's Orders" even thought sales of lesbian Anime still rocketed the money of The Hentai anime makers.

A Stoklomolvi man was searching for how to calculate the amount of damage caused by a 5.0 MT thermonuclear weapon while writing up a report for it and posting it on the internet alongside the costs of such a weapon when he noticed a website with a Ryouese extension. The description for the website was "Awesome thermonuclear porn!", and while laughing the man clicked the link. Instantly, he was showered with images of nukes getting it on, if that was even possible, and it was likely that in that one day his life was ruined. He sat there wide-eyed for two days until his computer exploded from being subjected to the torture of showing Ryouese porn, and then the man collapsed on the floor, twitching, until he ran away. He then ran to a local library and viewed the same website, and to his relief it was blocked by the Stoklomolvi government. He picked up a newspaper to find an image of it again alongside the Ryou emperor and his whore whoever, and started having a seizure until he pulled out a Bowie knife and slashed open the front of the newspaper. He then collapsed and died. The Stoklomolvi government estimated a total of $6,500,000 caused in psychological damage inflicted.

Knowing that the enemies off peace would try and force the end of The Empire. Isabella and Hirohito soon decided to go Public.

"Yes, I am married to Hirohito Tokugawa," Isabella said on state TV. "It was kept secert to keep the Taboids from finding out."

But if the enemies of The Ryou thought it would end Isabella, they were wrong. The Ryouese loved her even more. In fact, the Imperial Congress soon passed a law controling Taboids and making hack-journalists Criminals in the Empire.

In a Pubic Wedding, Hirohito was soon crowned Emperor of the Ryouese Empire. and was officaly wed to Empress Isabella. Both held Power in the Empire and were living in peace.

OOC-NOOOO TABOIDS! THEY ARE TOO MUCH! As an Enemy Off Peace, I will start NEW Taboids! Muhahaha! Well, once I figure out what a taboid is...

The Stoklomolvi government estimated a total of $6,500,000 caused in psychological damage inflicted.

If he is dead then surley his psych care cost is $0

In a Pubic Wedding, Hirohito was soon crowned Emperor of the Ryouese Empire.

OOC: Sorry, I couldn't help but point this out! :D