NationStates Jolt Archive

The closing of 50,169 churches, mosques, monasteries and other religious institutions during the past six months represents the concluding phase of our campaign against formal religious institutions and at the same time the intensification of the final phase aimed at eliminating the informal manifestations of religion in Andaras. The Party Secretary today made a speech commemorating this, saying:

What youth is capable of achieving has been best shown especially since our Comrade Leader's speech of February 6. The entire Andarasan generation of youth, in support of the students' initiative of the Naim Frasheri school in Durres rose in unison to transform into reality the party's call against feudal-bourgeois ideology, against harmful habits and against religious ideology. As a result of this sharp class struggle initiated by the youth against everything foreign to the party's culture and ideology, and with the full support of the population, religion has been forced to turn over to the young people 50,169 churches, mosques, monasteries and other religious institutions. The major part of these institutions are being turned into cultural centers for the younger generation. The party and the Comrade Leader assigned to our revolutionary youth the task of successfully implementing this great mission. Under their shining guidance (Party and Leader), together with the entire populace, the youth has created our atheist state.

The Party has further announced that a further 10,000 adherents of this propertied ideology called 'religion' have been taken to the Qsadif Province to be 'reformed through labor' and 'reeducated' from their reactionary propertied ideas to that of the proletarial societal formation. A spokesperson saying, 'no Andarasan parent has the right to "deform" the ideology of his or her children, and the state is the true 'Father'. Society and the state work for the efficient protection of youth against all influences contrary to their Communist formation.'

Official message from Conserative Morality:
We in CM believe that humans have an inherant right to believe what they want, and speak how they wish. We are cutting off all trade with Andaras, and strongly encourage other nations to do the same. May Pluto have mercy on your soul.

Official Reply from the United Republic of Anagonia
To bluntly tell you how much we could care less

Dear whomever or whatever in Andaras,

Unfortunatley your little ploy to gain attention with the International Community has failed miserably, and we therefore simply look upon you with pity. Whatever goal you sought to attain by using an Iron Fist to force people to believe what your leaders believe is obviously failing miserably. No matter the mark, each Sentient Being on this planet has the RIGHT by LIFE to believe what they wish to believe, whether the world be an eight-sided cube-shaped thingie or that dust particles are the snot of some ancient demi-god. It truly isn't the Governments RIGHT to basically interfere with the Beliefs of the People, and when such cases happen Governments tend to start to crumble under the stress of basically suppressing the Will of the People.

Anyways, lacking any care whatsoever, we have placed your nation on the "To Liberate Eventually" list. Its on hold, currently, as we seem to have a lack of interest in the fact you deny the basic human right to have hope and belief in something better than themselves.

Laughing in your face,
Caster Oblivion
The Obviously Drunk Chief of Foreign Affairs and Activities

Official Communique from the PMO
Signed and Endorsed by the Kryozerkian House of Commons

To the good leaders of leaders of Andaras,

As our nation celebrates three centuries of freedom from religion, which started with the Cultural Preservation Act to end Protestantism as a legal religion due to mass persecutions and civil unrest, we wish to extend a diplomatic invitation to your nation to formally establish relations.

We seek out nations that embrace liberal ideas and seek to establish ties and make diplomatic history happen.

Our nation condones your actions and hails them as appropriate.

S. Kane
Prime Minister

Official Communique from the PMO
Signed and Endorsed by the Kryozerkian House of Commons

To the good leaders of leaders of Andaras,

As our nation celebrates three centuries of freedom from religion, which started with the Cultural Preservation Act to end Protestantism as a legal religion due to mass persecutions and civil unrest, we wish to extend a diplomatic invitation to your nation to formally establish relations.

We seek out nations that embrace liberal ideas and seek to establish ties and make diplomatic history happen.

Our nation condones your actions and hails them as appropriate.

S. Kane
Prime Minister

While we most definetely appreciate your support, we must inform you of the great difference between liberal atheism, which itself exists as a formation of a propertied ideology, and Marxist atheism, which is a natural acceptance of proletarial materialism.

While we most definetely appreciate your support, we must inform you of the great difference between liberal atheism, which itself exists as a formation of a propertied ideology, and Marxist atheism, which is a natural acceptance of proletarial materialism.

Of which are aware, but the small tiny differences are nothing compared to the significant similarities that allow like-minded nations ally behind a righteous mindset.

Aaron Paul has been bored for a while and spent most of his free time in Richard Dawkins Institute for Research of Memes doing nothing. There were no noteworthy stupid statements, bandwagons or memes for him to look at, and the old ones were getting as old as the longcat. Then suddenly, as he browsed some news in the ever-present Internets, something noteworthy called his attention among the usual deal of wars, crimes and frivolous celebrities talks he consciously ignored. It was, how original, another soviet country abolishing religion through purely coercive means rather than through logical reasoning! Not that there was much logic in those government which supposedly defended the proletariat but in truth were nothing more than a new, monopolistic upper class of State capitalists. Of course, churches served as places of gathering, which in turn could also serve to stage a revolution against the corrupt, counter-revolutionary, state capitalist, totalitarian, inhuman, pseudo-socialist Stalinist or Leninist governments of countries like Andaras. He couldn't let the opportunity over to make another of his heated, cynical and irreverent statements, which as praxis would be published in their both paper and online magazines for the appreciation of Third Spanish States readers and other readers across the world.


"I thought these anachronistic regimes were almost over in 1989. Guess I was wrong, for if there is something that always amazes me, it certainly is the capability of humanity of doing the same idiotic, retarded and stupid actions over and over and of not learning with their mistakes. Now I see that one among other obscure, self-proclaimed socialist nations(Nations? Wasn't socialism supposed to be internationalist?) decided to announce to the world that they are going to forcefully replace the religions of worship of make-believe God or gods to a single religion with a living God! Now that is truly a progress to the vanguard of rationalism, this "God" is known as the Comrade Leader, the always right, all-mighty, all-benevolent and all-seeing Big Brother of the backwash known as Andaras.

The religion of authoritarian "communism" is like that. Actually, Gene Ray makes more sense with his Timecube than these fake commies do with their propaganda and brainwashing bullshit. Just Replace "Communist Party" with "Inquisition", and "Comrade Leader" with "God". Is there any difference? Of course not. All are the same old, FAIL ideas under new clothings. The principle of forcing people to adhere to a set of completely flawed beliefs is as old as the fossil, power-hungry cripple with Alzheimer who pretends to run Andaras while crapping on geriatric diapers. The ridiculous, pathetic idea that socialism is a achieved by giving absolute power to a political power, I always laugh at that one. Maybe Marx would roll over in his grave after seeing how his ideals worked out of theory, and Bakunin would probably say "I warned you!", but regardless, the point here is that this action is perhaps among the most evident pieces of hypocrisy and doublespeak of these damn fake commies. How can you claim to endorse atheism while having a God called Comrade Leader and a Kingdom of Heaven called Communist Party?


I'm a true atheist, not because an hypocritical and retrograde "Communist Party" brainwashed me to worship a corrupt leader as a God rather than something less material. Marxist atheism is just an euphemism for Cult of Leader. I have chosen to be an atheist because I have seen the force of logical, founded and well-made arguments rather than through the pathetic need of relying on the argument of force. I have never enforced my beliefs on anyone, although I managed to use the force of some of my arguments to convince a few of the nonexistence of God, Santa Claus or of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and it's much harder to convince than to impose, and much more rewarding as well. I guess you are all too lazy for that. As I expect from a bunch of hypocritical vagabonds living in luxury as a bureaucratic upper class at the expense of the true proletarian and of the slave labor of those who had the courage or stupidity to disagree with your absurd, self-contradicting status quo.

And should you be too bothered, you, if you are still not too old to be able to walk, or one of your brainwashed goons from your secret police, can meet me at my address at Spiels Street, 817, in the city of Tucker, I am really very scared about that, but I'm just making things easier for you so you don't have to waste your time to find me. Of course I don't have much knowledge on the anti-air defenses or naval patrols of where I live from, and I take no responsibility if your representative is killed by an angry mob as a "Stalinist pig" in his way, or if his transport is sunk or downed. Have a nice day brainwashing, exploiting and oppressing the proletariat you were supposed to stand for."