Dostanuot Loj
16-05-2008, 04:05
National Economics
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Jews, Christians and Muslims to be "cleansed"
Written by: Tabni Dagan
Translated by: Zagezi Gamesh
Dated: 22 Abu, 10,390
In a surprise marketing campaign today the Ur Cleaning Solutions plant today announced that it would be providing free samples to all people in the minority Jewish, christian, and Muslim areas of the country. The new campaign, marketing a personal soap more appealing to the religious needs of the Abrahamic religions, is part of a plan to expand a sales demographic and promote a new product at the same time. Plant employees and sales representatives begun the campaign by standing on street corners in market areas handing out free bottles of the new kosher/halal liquid body soap to anyone who was interested.
Ekurak Ninbanen, the president of the Ur Cleaning Solutions plant, has been quoted as saying at a press conference, "Now we have brought the final solution to filth! Today high quality soaps are avalible to all!".
The new soap is reported to be a big hit with the population, regardless of religion or ethnic ties, and in its one day of sales has quickly become a top seller.
OOC: I just couldn't help myself.
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Jews, Christians and Muslims to be "cleansed"
Written by: Tabni Dagan
Translated by: Zagezi Gamesh
Dated: 22 Abu, 10,390
In a surprise marketing campaign today the Ur Cleaning Solutions plant today announced that it would be providing free samples to all people in the minority Jewish, christian, and Muslim areas of the country. The new campaign, marketing a personal soap more appealing to the religious needs of the Abrahamic religions, is part of a plan to expand a sales demographic and promote a new product at the same time. Plant employees and sales representatives begun the campaign by standing on street corners in market areas handing out free bottles of the new kosher/halal liquid body soap to anyone who was interested.
Ekurak Ninbanen, the president of the Ur Cleaning Solutions plant, has been quoted as saying at a press conference, "Now we have brought the final solution to filth! Today high quality soaps are avalible to all!".
The new soap is reported to be a big hit with the population, regardless of religion or ethnic ties, and in its one day of sales has quickly become a top seller.
OOC: I just couldn't help myself.