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In a rally earlier today, His Majesty the Emperor Ferrin I decreed that all Jews in the Cohenian Empire would be sent to the gulags of the Zykrania Province and probably killed there.

"The Zionist is one of society's tumors, and to get rid of a tumor one must use radiation or surgery. The Cohenians have decided on the latter option, removing every Zionist sore from our nation will purify our glorious nation!"

The probable source of the genocide comes from the latest Cohenian Gold Riots, where it was believed that the Rothschild Marxists of Cohenia hoarded every last ounce of gold and caused the gold based currency to fall. Without any gold, the Cohenian economy collapsed into shambles. By removing the inferior Jew, society can be safe once more.

Before that, Jews were found harassing the Anglo-Saxon Protestsants of the nation. Women disappeared and were raped by the Zionist menace, only to reappear and be pregnant carrying the wretched spawn of the Hebrew menace. These women too will be sent to the gulags, as they were infected with the curse of the Rothschild. "God may have made a covenant with Abraham", spoke His Majesty the Emperor, "but I shall make a covenant with the Cohenian peoples to rid us of these cockroaches!"

The first of the Jews have reportedly been sent to death camps in northern Cohenia.

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Old Adolf Hitler, having comfortably lived to old age in exile in Franberry, fully supports the actions of Ferrin.

The International Pork Lobby does so too.

Kharanjul fully supports these actions, and will be taking similar steps within its own borders. Death to the foul Hebraic scum! We shall exterminate them and purify the earth of this filth!

- President Shmuel Rabinowitz
- Vice President Moishe Goldblatt
- MoIA Abraham Ben Itzhak

-snip-

zomg D::::

Official Kyan Message

Logan and Ky fully condemns these actions. How can you possibly act in such a hateful and deplorable manner? We demand that your country ceases its persecution of the jews at once, on threat of invasion. Dont be foolish, you cant possibly hope to hold back the storm that will come lest you continue your actions.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

OOC: Wow two "genocide against jews" threads in one day? New record has been achieved.

OOC: Wow two "genocide against jews" threads in one day? New record has been achieved.

OOC: Nahhh, I've seen more. Maybe like 4-5?

Official Kyan Message

Logan and Ky fully condemns these actions. How can you possibly act in such a hateful and deplorable manner? We demand that your country ceases its persecution of the jews at once, on threat of invasion. Dont be foolish, you cant possibly hope to hold back the storm that will come lest you continue your actions.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky

Already, one million Jews have been killed. If they don't want to die, then they will stop being the greedy Rothschilds they are.

Ferrin I

OOC: You'd think someone with so many forum posts would due something original for an RP...

OOC: You'd think someone with so many forum posts would due something original for an RP...

OOC: You'd think someone with three hundred forum posts would know the difference between "do" and "due"...

OOC: Well aren't you clever picking on the sleep deprived poster.

ooc:At least this one is more open to an actual RP


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Official Imperial Communication

The Imperial government is appalled at the actions of the Jaredcohenian government and is equally amazed by the level of ignorance and lack of sound judgment that educated government officials should have when ruling a civilized society clearly Jaredcohenia is ran by the likes of simple minded street thugs.

OOC: Well aren't you clever picking on the sleep deprived poster.

OOC: No one ever comes up with anything original on a forum as old as II. There've been moon colonizations, land grabs, genocides, alliance fever, supersoldiers, arms races, mega wars, corporate wars, economic threads, Havenic wars, State of the Union threads, funny named operations (BL), furry genocides, etc. They usually come by the bandwagon.

All you have to do is wait long enough until they've faded from memory then bring one back.

Official Imperial Communique

The Hryvinian Empire hereby condemns this deplorable action on the part of the Cohenians. All peoples have the right to freedom and liberty regardless of their religious beliefs. In the name of Almighty God His Imperial Majesty Sverre IV begs his Cohenian counterpart and close ally to end this senseless slaughter.

To that end, His Imperial Majesty is prepared to offer the Cohenian Government 7,000,000,000 (seven billion) Hryvinian Kroner, or roughly $10bn USD for the extradition of all peoples currently held in concentration camps to Hryvinia. This, in His Imperial Majesty's opinion, is a mutually beneficial situation: the Cohenian government gains a significant amount of money, and it's undesirables escape with their lives. In addition His Imperial Majesty wishes to point out to the Cohenian Emperor that the operating costs of death camps make them extremely impractical long-term.

In conclusion, HIM Government hopes you will consider our offer in the name of both fiscal sense and human decency.

Yours,
Rt. Hon. Walter Campbell, MP
Prime Minister

Another one million Jews have been herded, like cattle, into the work camps of Zykrania. Ten billion dollars will not save neither the Cohenian economy nor the Jew.

(OOC: I was going to make an epic LULZ, but damn jolt killed it. Anyway...

This is II, from CSI: Las Vegas Furries episode to Discovery Channel Holocaust documentary. Ahoy bandwagons!)

Statement from the Neo National Socialist Power Movement of Spain:

Only 2 millions? Accept our offer of three hundred thousands of beers from our special stockpile and kill twenty! Nah, take a million of beers and cookies and kill sixty to at least match the record of the communist untermensch in Spain.

Anyone who thinks Jaredcohenia's serious is a complete tool. :3

Public Announcement

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ViZion is rather unnerved over this situation in Jaredcohenia. We would like to know if you are willing to accept an offer of financial aid or other form of payment in exchange to taking these people - or at least the woman and children - into our borders.

In addition, by our count, we have over five thousand ViZionarians currently vacationing. We would like to know the status of them, especially those whom are Jewish. We will not allow our own civilians to be harmed by your government.

Thank you.

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President of the Constitutional Federal Republic of ViZion

Anyone who thinks Jaredcohenia's serious is a complete tool. :3

Well actually Jaredcohenia's jewish extermination is better suited to an actual RP than the other. but i don't plan on going past condemning his actions

The Vantanian Conglomerate for an Invisible Empire (VCIE) would like to invest in your state. Heavily.

We can provide quality healthcare through LSD Healthcare, and it's child companies like TransceDental Orthodontics and Psyche-Delic Psychiatricts. We can provide cheap, calorie rich food through White Citadel, and tasty, cheap, addicting sodas through Mountain Beverages, Inc. We can Christianize (or Hebrew-ize, or Islamisize) the masses through Christ, Inc. (Israel, Inc; Allah, Inc.) We can provide quality news through Tomorrow's News Today and the Vantanian Broadcasting Society. We can catch fish for you via MariTime Fishing. Your companies, looking for a jumpstart, and citizens, looking for a housing loan, can benefit because of First Imperial Bank. We can maximize agricultural output through Universal Goods and Services. We can fly you places with Anglobal Airlines. We can sell you cheap, quality goods at TradeMart. We can make cheap, quality goods at Buy & Sell factories.
(OOC: Sorry for the crappy paragraph.)

We believe that these investments will be sufficient to create a reversal in recent Cohenian economic trends. Perhaps enough to save the Jews, perhaps not. We're just in it for the money.

The Allaneans are completely stunned as to how the Rotschild Marxist managed to get a gold-based currency to drop in value by hoarding gold. We wish to learn their commercial secrets.

Please send some Jews to us immediately so we can do research upon them.

Official Kyan message

Thats it, you have left us no choice. Bombers are en-route to your country right now. You must stop immediately, or face annihilation. We are giving you one last chance to step down. Choose wisely.

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky.

(ooc: seeing as your defence budget is 0, I dont see how you could defend yourself. Unless you want to quit this whole killing jews thing...)

COHENIA TIMES

Jews Aren't The Only Ones, says Ferrin

Our glorious Emperor Ferrin stated today that, along with ten million Jews slaughtered, five thousand ViZionarians have been sent to the gulags of north Zykrania to help produce flak guns to destroy the vile, Zionist Kyans.

"If they will bomb us to aid the Rothschild, then they are Zionists themselves!" Ferrin screamed. "And how dare they assume that by some vile, Marxist created calculator's resultant makes us a weak nation! Let them eat their cake, rather, their matzoh balls! Calculators are the tool of the Rothschild to steal from the glorious, superior Anglo-Saxon!"

"As we speak, my comrades, the glorious Cohenian Self-Defense Forces are arming themselves with the greatest technology! Should the Marxist Kyans approach us in the slightest, they will be destroyed! Should the Leninist ViZionarians approach us, they will be destroyed! Leave no survivors!"

New Masada, Capital of Kahanistan

Foreign Minister Dragomir Karovic paced the floor of his office. He had just gotten through making a statement about Fozcrian activities against the Jews who constituted a quarter of Kahanistan's population.

The door opened and a tall, wizened old Jewish man in traditional garb entered. He was probably in his 90's, but somehow gave the impression he was much sturdier than his frame would suggest.

"Minister," said the old man. "I am Dr. Menachem Bergenstein, the Chief Rabbi of New Masada." The rabbi sat down in the chair across from Karovic's as the Foreign Minister took his seat. "Certainly, you are aware of the Cohenian call for yet another Holocaust against the Jewish people. I know that you are a friend of the Jews, for you spoke out against the actions of the Fozcrian anti-Semites."

"Rabbi Bergenstein," Karovic replied. "I would very much like to help you, and help the Jews, but I cannot help but think that this is a public relations gaffe gone wrong, like our own experience with a bureaucrat saying we were going to expel Muslims, and that they were spawn of Amalek who brought HaShem's* anger on Kahanistan and caused our defeat by the Doomani. Cohenia is about seventy percent Jewish."

"That... hoax did not come from the President, who we know is also a righteous Gentile," said the Chief Rabbi. "Ferrin himself has issued the edict against the Jews."

"Isn't he Jewish himself?" asked Karovic. "I have an idea. You issue a condemnation in the name of the Jews of Kahanistan, and when we figure out what's really going on, I will issue a statement of solidarity."

"Very well," replied Bergenstein. He shook the Minister's hand and left. Six hours later, an open letter was published by the Chief Rabbi.

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The deplorable actions of Emperor Ferrin against the Jewish people, backed by the self-hating Jewish traitors of Kharanjul, President Shmuel Rabinowitz, Vice President Moishe Goldblatt, and Minister of Internal Affairs Abraham ben Itzhak, have reached the 150 million Jews of Kahanistan.

Those traitors who follow in the footsteps of these vile leaders of the Erev Rav**, yimach shmam vezichram***, may their names and memories be obliterated, are cheret**** - cut off from their people by G-d for their crimes against the Chosen People. G-d said in Sefer Bereshit*****, the Book of Genesis, that He will "bless those that bless thee, and curse those who curse thee." I say that the above named traitors to the Jewish people have raised their hands against us and are cursed by G-d.

I urge all nations of Jews and righteous Gentiles to raise their voices and condemn the unspeakably evil actions of the Cohenians and their Satanic Kharanjuli allies.

Signed,
Menachem Bergenstein,
Chief Rabbi of New Masada, Kahanistan

*HaShem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_God_in_Judaism) - A general-purpose name used for the monotheistic deity worshipped in Judaism. Literally, "the Name," a reference to a holy name of the Supreme Being that is not to be uttered under Jewish religious law.
**Erev Rav - "Mixed multitude." Originally, the mixed multitude that sought to encourage the Jews to return to Egypt; in modern use, any Jewish group seen as subversive.
***yimach shmam vezichram - "May their names and memories be obliterated." Generally used when cursing the names of anti-Semites or other people regarded as truly evil.
****cheret - Cut off from the Jewish people; subject to cherem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherem), the Jewish counterpart to excommunication.
*****Sefer Bereshit - pronounced "seff-er behr-eh-sheet." Literally, "book of beginnings," or Genesis in English, the first book of the Torah.

The kingdom of imbrinium condemns your nations actions.

The MOD is preparing to back an insurgency and uprising of the jews in your nation. we are backing them with weapons,training, and funding.
we are perpared to back any insurency in any nation that supports genocide of any race!

President Rabinowitz, Vice President Goldblatt, and Minister of Internal Affairs ben Itzhak were unavailable for comment, as upon making their pledge to destroy all Jews in Kharanjul, they had promptly committed seppuku. To the harmonious noise of O Fortuna.

But I do not think it's in the slightest bit funny,
and If you can't have a swastika ( which I fully support banning )
Why can you RP about the holucost ? which is even more explicitly
a thing which the Nation States rules had some strict policies about?

This I suppose is aimed at the Mods and Admins more than those who
are participating.

I'm not Jewish, But I find this thing deplorable from start to finish.
I realize you all don't give a Rat's Rectum about what anyone else thinks,
I've been on long enough to see that.

These are simply questions which puzzle a human being.

The United States of Hisperians is willing to Give 10 Billion dollars of those 1 million jews in the camp. Please take this offer.

But I do not think it's in the slightest bit funny,
and If you can't have a swastika ( which I fully support banning )
Why can you RP about the holucost ? which is even more explicitly
a thing which the Nation States rules had some strict policies about?

This I suppose is aimed at the Mods and Admins more than those who
are participating.

I'm not Jewish, But I find this thing deplorable from start to finish.
I realize you all don't give a Rat's Rectum about what anyone else thinks,
I've been on long enough to see that.

These are simply questions which puzzle a human being.

OOC:ROFL, Cohenia is jewish.

OOC:ROFL, Cohenia is jewish.

OOC: God damnit, Willink. You ruined my fun.

OOC: God damnit, Willink. You ruined my fun.

OOC: Normally I would respond to such a threat with war, but I know that you are just trying to poke fun at the real anti-Semites who populate these forums and try to exterminate their Jews.

Your posts were funny, but the funniest one was when someone responded with support of you and the three undersigned names were all very Jewish. I fell off my chair.

Another reason not to get involved is that you are in APOC and I am in NATO. The last thing we need is a war between the two alliances as it can only end in an ignore fest if an unplanned war occurs as many involved (on both sides) are just too proud to lose. Now should both sides plan out a war and then RP it with set results, we can have fun.

ooc: Alright so this is only semi-serious? In that case heres my post...

IC:

Official Kyan Message

Eat my Nooks!

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky


and then a sea of fire rained upon the heads of the people of Jaredcohenia, and they were no more.

The End.

Hooray!

ooc: Alright so this is only semi-serious? In that case heres my post...

IC:

Official Kyan Message

Eat my Nooks!

Signed,
Erikk Svalbard
President, Logan and Ky


and then a sea of fire rained upon the heads of the people of Jaredcohenia, and they were no more.

The End.

Hooray!
godmod
b&

OOC: What a nice thread to see in my random return to II. Not only is Jaredcohenia Jewish, Emperor Ferrin is aswell. Thereby increasing the volume of lulz.

[OOC: It might be even more lulz to note that I am actually NOT Jewish.

HaMedinat Yisrael, are you IDF? Not as in, are you in the IDF, but were you the poster IDF?]

IC:

"Bastards," muttered the Foreign Minister when he learned that the Kharanjuli supporters of the atrocities had all killed themselves, leaving what little guts they had on the linoleum floors of their offices. Now he wasn't going to get to try them for war crimes.

He pored over the intelligence findings from Cohenia, wondering what in hell was going on over there. The results would determine if he joined the Chief Rabbi's condemnation or ignored it as the ravings of a mad lunatic.

godmod
b&

lol im just kidding around...

[OOC: It might be even more lulz to note that I am actually NOT Jewish.

HaMedinat Yisrael, are you IDF? Not as in, are you in the IDF, but were you the poster IDF?]


OOC: Guilty as charged.

As a show of force, three battlecruisers fired shots over the areas of Ursa MaIor, air force fly-overs of the affected region will begin immediately*

The government of Lions de France doesn't restrict, support or oppose the actions of your government. They did however cause a public reaction which was far from expected. Two soldiers were shot during rioting and a curphew is now in effect. 5 jets from the Carrier HMS Lion are circling constantly around the capital and a forces unit, consisting of twelve snipers and sixteen paratroopers currently protect the University of Le Havre, where students have been rioting continuously and four teachers, of jewish origin are reported to be kidnapped.

Will keep you updated on the situation:

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Lions de France