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"The World's First Airline Exclusively for Customers Over 65!"

Welcome to Incontinental Airlines. We offer our services exclusively to customers over the age of 65. We offer many innovative services, such as,


Super Senior Discount (For those over 85 years old)
Free Oxygen for Every Passenger
All You Can Drink Prune Juice
100% Wheelchair Accessibility
Over 20 Bathrooms on Each Aircraft
Classic Movies That You Know and Love, Such as:
Casablanca
To Kill a Mockingbird
Vertigo
Harvey

Two Doctors, and a Fully Stocked Medical Center on Board Every Aircraft
Seats with built in bedpans.


We have also made our website as simple as possible, for those of you who have mastered the basics of the internet. Simply fill out the following form, and we will calculate your price.

Ticket Purchasing Form:
Name:
Number of tickets:
Seat type: (Wheelchair Accessible, Window, Bedpan)
Oxygen Necessity: (Needed, not Needed)
Meal: (A=Mashed beef, and creamed corn; B=Tuna Sandwich and mashed potatoes)
Age:
Departure Point:
Destination:
Date of Flight:

OOC: You're my hero.

Ticket Purchasing Form:
Name: Mr. C. Nile, Father A. Theist
Number of tickets: 1
Seat type: Window with portable confessional in the next seat
Oxygen Necessity: Not Needed
Meal: None
Age: 86,82
Departure Point: Corbournne, Corbournne
Destination: Heaven
Date of Flight: December 21st, 2012

Ticket Purchasing Form:
Name: Mr. C. Nile, Father A. Theist
Number of tickets: 1
Seat type: Window with portable confessional in the next seat
Oxygen Necessity: Not Needed
Meal: None
Age: 86,82
Departure Point: Corbournne, Corbournne
Destination: Heaven
Date of Flight: December 21st, 2012

To Mr. C. Nile,

Your message has been processed. You have selected a very busy flight. The cost will be $7.50 total. Your flight will leave at 12:01 AM. Have a nice flight, and we hope we get you to Heaven.

Signed,
Roe Conn,
Founder,
Incontinental Airlines