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The Confederacy of Fozcria has officialy declared war on the Kingdom of Japanda. The Kingdom of Japanda has hereby been more compassionate which has violated Fozcria's laws and automatically entered a state of war with us. Their trust has been seriously violated and will not go unoticed. Anbody who would like to enter our war and fight for OUR views and rights please do so. :upyours: Japanda.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
We find the lack of a reasonable and acceptable reason for war from The Confederacy of Fozcria to be dispicable. The Shazbotdom Empire warns The Confederacy of Fozcria that if they wish to be taken seriously by the International Community, that they withdraw this declaration of war.

The Shazbotdom Empire will not take any action as of yet, until we deem that the situation is more volitile than we first realized. Until then, we will be watching The Confederacy of Fozcria with interest and a slight amount of contempt.

So you are a Japanda follower, eh? Interimo (region) will not stand for this abomination and is utterly declaring war on them. Please be advised this was not our doing, as you have defied us in every way possible. Sorry but it is mandatory. On second thought, not sorry.:upyours:u.

So you are a Japanda follower, eh? Interimo (region) will not stand for this abomination and is utterly declaring war on them. Please be advised this was not our doing, as you have defied us in every way possible. Sorry but it is mandatory. On second thought, not sorry.:upyours:u.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
So does this mean that you are declaring war upon the Shazbotdom Empire as well?

Because if that is so, then you are sadly mistaken as the Marine Corps of the Shazbotdom Empire would be larger than the entire population of your Region.

Think this over young one.

To:Confederacy of Fozcria
Concerning: International Pariah

We like to think of ourselves as an international pariah. We push for war and killing and to dominate others. You took this to far. We hereby come to Japanda's defense and are declaring war upon you.

President Scott Smith

OOC: My naiton is the merger of two nations that were over 800 million people.

Don't try to scare us Shazbotdom! You will not defy us. Please reconsider your mistake. That IS THE STUPIDEST NAME FOR A COUNTRY!!!!!:p:p

Also, Trade Organizations, we are your friend and will resist you at the same time. Who is better? Us or Japanda!?!?! Obviously us with our huge army.
BOTH OF YOU RECONSIDER.

PMO's Office - Official Communique

The Ancient People's Republic of Kryozerkia and the Imperial Regional Commonwealth of semi-autonomous states of Kutou-koku and Farflorin hereby condemn the unjustified actions of the pitifully pathetic nation of Fozcria. Your rationalisation for the violation of sovereign borders is worthless. Any acts of aggression will be dealt with in a swiftly and timely fashion.

You shall step down peacefully or we will drive you to the brink of destruction. We will show no mercy, and we know no mercy. No god drives nor protect us. We are a nation that knows no fear.

You have 48 hours to retract your declaration of war.

Sincerely,
S. Kane
Prime Minister of The People's Ancient Republic of Kryozerkia

Dude, Fozcria, you have 7 million people, Shazbotdom has...um...like 6 billion! In this stupid effort to defy Shazbotdom (cool name, btw) Miroxia hereby declares war on Fozcria. Could you post a map of your country?

Also, Trade Organizations, we are your friend and will resist you at the same time. Who is better? Us or Japanda!?!?! Obviously us with our huge army.
BOTH OF YOU RECONSIDER.

OOC: Yes, about your military, can we get some figures on army size?

IC:

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The Democratic Federation of The Atreidond Islands will assist Shazbotdom Trade Orginizations, Kryozerkia, and Miroxia in the defense of Japanda. They have done nothing to provoke a declaration of war from any nation. If their citizens are nice and compassionate, is that their government's fault? No. Is it something to be ashamed of? No.

-Gavin Powell
Atreidondian Foreign Affairs Minister

To Confederacy Of Fozcria,
RE: Your declaration of War.

We deem your actions to be ... foolish and uncouthly presented. Though we congratulate you on your courage we condemn your lack of knowledge as to how you should use it.

Sulla Aemalia, Right Honourable Consul Of The Hachihyaku, Member Of TGEOTIGESI.

OOC: Please read the stickies first before posting. The older players should know not to encourage this behavior, especially you, Shaz.

The Confederacy of Fozcria has officialy declared war on the Kingdom of Japanda. The Kingdom of Japanda has hereby been more compassionate which has violated Fozcria's laws and automatically entered a state of war with us. Their trust has been seriously violated and will not go unoticed. Anbody who would like to enter our war and fight for OUR views and rights please do so. :upyours: Japanda.

The ASoGM has this response to The Confederacy of Fozcria:

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We refuse the attemps by foolish nations to even CONSIDER this abomination. We are a peacful people who only want peace AND control. Any of you who try this on us will be fought without mercy or passion.

P.S.-Maroxia you suck. We looked up to you.

Army size:

6 million due to compulsory military service. Well trained and well armed.

Other figures restrained.

How are we foolish when we stand up for our right?

Going to war will also bring in on our side; The People's Republic of Duckstralia, and The Kingdom of Salvatorius. This is your last chance to withold these declarations.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=556309

Please visit this, Fozcria.

OOC: Your defense budget is less than 200 million dollars (or, depending on how you interpret exchange rates, 5 million dollars), I'm sure everyone is scared shitless of your two airplanes.

Looked...up...to...me?

Nanda Kore?

Please explain, Fozcria. I would like to hear about this.

Reply posted.

ooc:dont even rp with this kid. he only posted 9 times and half of them were on this thread.
Seriously though fozcria (what kind of name is that?) if you dont want to become somebodys bitch colony than you better stop now. what a NEWB!!!! how old are you?

ooc:dont even rp with this kid. he only posted 7 times and half of them were on this thread.
Seriously though fozcria (what kind of name is that?) if you dont want to become somebodys bitch colony than you better stop now. what a NEWB!!!!

OOC: Your post is rather noobish and is close to flamebait.

For the love of all that is Holy, please read the stickies.

Old great friend Miroxia?!?!? Looked up to me?!?!?!?

Fozcria, I WANT AN ANSWER!

Don't try to scare us Shazbotdom! You will not defy us. Please reconsider your mistake. That IS THE STUPIDEST NAME FOR A COUNTRY!!!!!:p:p

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Seeing as the Empire's Marine Corps is roughly 9.165 times (54,990,000) your nations entire population, I doubt that your nation would be able to hold off an attack from the Empire. Then there's the Reserves Marines (1,440,000 in itself).

As I have stated before. Don't push your luck young one.




OOC:
If you want help learning how to Rollplay, you can ask someone to help you and not just go on a "don't defy me" rampage like you are now.

From the Desk of the Leader of Crowbania

Please stop your actions, Fozcria. For the sake of your nation, stop. Because if you jump into a war, your "struggling" economy is not going to support your 6 million troops.

I am a neutral party, but I am here to give advice.

Personally I hate you all, but do not forget, at least 5 other nations are joining me, totalling over 10 million service men. Add another 1 million for 14 year-old compulsory service.

And now, I am asking all of you to reconsider you actions and make the right choice. We don't want this escalating to international level, seeing what we have now.

ALL WE WANT YOU TO DO IS ADMIT YOUR ACTIONS TO DEFNEND JAPANDA WERE FOOLISH.

PMO's Office - Official Communique

To the naive government of Fozcria,

We not only find your numbers laughable but complete ludicrous, given that you're dedicating 85% of your total population toward military service. It is completely unsustainable. Your economy cannot support it and you are in no position to negotiate with any one of us. You can tell us 'til you're blue in the face about your 10 million troops you've got lined up for war but it still won't help you.

We only dedicate 3% of our total population to military service, and at that, it's completely voluntary but the funding per capita is significantly more than yours. We have the funding and the resources to sustain a long war to defend those who may not wish to engage in warfare because they feel compassion and empathy toward their fellow man, something you as a nation might want to look into if you wish to survive this.

You now have 24 hours in which to retract your declaration of war or face the brunt if Kryozerkia's heavily funded military (second in funding only to our education system).

Sincerely,
S. Kane
Prime Minister of The People's Ancient Republic of Kryozerkia


ooc: Your military funding is paltry. You are unable to sustain longterm military campaigns. Your economy is too weak for it.

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=fozcria

N$212.41 million (16% of your total budget)

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=kryozerkia

K$80.17 trillion (23% of Kryozerkia's federal budget)

Only 3.5% of my population remains unemployed while yours is at a staggering 25.7%.

Comparative analysis (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=kryozerkia&nation2=fozcria&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=)

In other words, you are unprepared to deal with the longterm consequences.

NStracker is the universally accepted third party site for verifying one's standing (NS Economy is also accepted: http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/). From it, we can see that you are woefully outnumbered next to me. Or, pretty much anyone else here who has been around for a while. IT would be in your interests to honestly role play and not arbitrarily declare war on someone bigger than you.

Oh, and for reference, here is the info for the nation you originally declared war on...

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=japanada

OOC: Instead of stomping on some newbie and driving him away forever, I suggest someone direct him to the stickies instead. Also, someone being new is no reason to pull out stupid image macros and shit post. Don't do that.

Check other topic.

OOC: The only thing more stupid than this post is the fact that 1) from what I've seen, there is no way to actually declare 'war' on another nation with RPing it and that always leaves the risk of someone randomly godmodding and everyone leaving angry. 2) The fact that people are actually having a pissing match to see who can insult the other's name more. Who in their right mind gives a damn what the hell you call your nation? Its a game, some ppl are more creative than others, it doesn't give anyone the excuse to start dissing something simply 'cause it doesn't make sense to them. 3) People say that Fozcria is a 'newb.' Question: Why the hell do you bother responding then? What the hell is the point?

This is really nothing more than a waste of everyone's time and shouldn't even be allowed on the forums in the first place.

OOC: Wow this guy is worse than I was when I started

OOC: The only thing more stupid than this post is the fact that 1) from what I've seen, there is no way to actually declare 'war' on another nation with RPing it and that always leaves the risk of someone randomly godmodding and everyone leaving angry. 2) The fact that people are actually having a pissing match to see who can insult the other's name more. Who in their right mind gives a damn what the hell you call your nation? Its a game, some ppl are more creative than others, it doesn't give anyone the excuse to start dissing something simply 'cause it doesn't make sense to them. 3) People say that Fozcria is a 'newb.' Question: Why the hell do you bother responding then? What the hell is the point?

This is really nothing more than a waste of everyone's time and shouldn't even be allowed on the forums in the first place.

OOC:
A well thought out RPed war can be a real good read. Although when people just randomly declare war upon people they tend to get dogpiled and then when things don't go their way they go "i quit, what happened has no effect on my nation". And we respond (at least I did) in a manner that asks to see if he wants help learning how to Rollplay out Wars. He chose not to.

So no. Wars are not a "waste of time" as you have said.

You don't have to RP wars if you don't want to. Thats your choice bub.

[OOC: He is obviously new at this game, and many people are nearly flaming him, I think Kryozerkia made the best post pointing out the mistakes.]

So you are a Japanda follower, eh? Interimo (region) will not stand for this abomination and is utterly declaring war on them. Please be advised this was not our doing, as you have defied us in every way possible. Sorry but it is mandatory. On second thought, not sorry.:upyours:u.


We will promise not to join on the side of Japanda if you pay ICCD $50 Billion, otherwise we may feel incline to help Japanda. You have 48 hours to respond.

Logothe of the Drome, ICCD

x. ~~~~~~~~~~

OOC: 6 million may be big for real-life armies, but in this game this is like Congo vs the U.S, China, Russia, England, France, India, Japon, Pakistan, Germany, Italy, Australia, Canada, Brazil, Israel and Jesus combined. You should always have a good reason for war, you'll get allies, btw you haven't bought any weapons.

Holy Empire of Kingarmy is urging everyone towards peace, and will supply two regimental peace keeping forces.

This thread is over 5 months old, and Fozcria doesn't exist anymore. Also, his last post was in June.

We will promise not to join on the side of Japanda if you pay ICCD $50 Billion, otherwise we may feel incline to help Japanda. You have 48 hours to respond.

Logothe of the Drome, ICCD

x. ~~~~~~~~~~


PS if you would like to buy our alliegance feel open to send a private bid.

The Armed Republic of Dynamic revolution issues this statement:
How the hell did you find this logic forsaken thread?
Thank You

There, there. Poor zombie thread. I shall return you to your slumber.