NationStates Jolt Archive

"What?!" Aposon shouted, "These morons have done what?! Declared War? 7.19 billion? We can beat that with overkill. Don't worry, troops are on their way."

The President of Uiri hung up the phone after finishing the conversation with the Emperor of Miamoria, Miamorga I. A stupid nation - although they couldn't beat Uiri's illiteracy rate - called Brundanberg had randomly declared war on Uiri's island neighbour to the south. Uiri had no land borders with Miamoria although at the islands closest points, they were less than 280 km away from eachother. The troops would be over soon and then the war would begin.

The President made two further calls. The first was to the Peacekeepers of Aleos, with whom Uiri had signed the Eidolon Covenant in March or February. The second was to a former enemy with whom the Uir were hoping to patch relations - Ivansky, the leader of Faxanavia. They had participated on opposite sides of the Gorumondinian Civil War although the Uir hoped that the two nations could put that behind them although the Uir had a wealth of allies - Dacara and Kirav were the first two names to come to the Presidents mind once the message was finished.

The only thing left would be to declare a Police Action for now and seek approval of a declaration of War from the Senate at a later date. The landing force was not going to be big - the Miamorians could defend themselves from a nation just over half their size. The force was in order to handle any other threats from Brundanberg's neighbours. If the threat wasn't as big as the Uir thought it would be - then perhaps Faxanavia would not be needed. Perhaps the Uir chem-biological weapons would not be used afterall.

hows my war going?

wheres the rest of them? Im just fighting you?! Pathetic! Ive won already.....My plane with my ambassador will be landing on your rock in about 12 hours, I expect some monetary compensation for the loss of funds used to advertise real estate in your country to my citizens, also I want a signed declaration of your surrender sent to WA post haste

that is all

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|Official Message of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia|

The scum of Brundanberg have declared war upon the fine nation of Miamoria. As a regional neighbor, the people of Faxanavia feel it is our sworn duty to protect them from the cowardly scum who would openly declare for such a clearly fabricated story as that of the Brundanbergish. Be forewarned, people of Brundanberg- any action taken against Miamoria will be action taken against Faxanavia.

Respectfully yours,
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Prime Minister of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia and her Associated Territories


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|Official Message of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia|
To our brothers the Uir:
Although we fought on opposite sides in the Gourmondinian civil war, we must stand together in the face of the Brundenburgish adversity. As such, we are willing to aid the Uir and the Miamorians in any way necessary, be it monetary or military. Be sure- we will call it a sad day before any enemy destroys a fellow Rodinian neighbor.

Respectfully yours,
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Prime Minister of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia and her Associated Territories

Miamorga was sitting at his desk eyes blood shot. He had been wating for a reply from his allies. Finally he had got it. He was at the moment sending a telegram wired to Faxanavia and Uiri.

It read "I have nothing but respect for you and your nations. Thank you for your help as i will need it. Brudanberg is in for a sure suprise. I hope you know if you ever need support in any war you might enter you can always call upon Miamoria for assistance. As we owe it to both of you.

Sincerely,

HMIH
Miamorga I

So how does one fight this war? Will there be chips/burgers or are we expected to bring our own food? I will go halves on pizza, I look forward to walking down your respective streets with your childrens fingers as my necklace (I assume your children have prosthetic limbs as a result of malnutrition steming from your badly run economies).

Images recorded from a Brunadanberg spy satilite into the Miamoran premiers bedroom record the following....

Miamoga rubs his crotch intently as he reads Faxaingina's message..."mmn yes my sweet SEND ME YOUR AMBASSDOR!", Faxingina responds "ohh yeah you'd like that...mmnn lets watch each others backs in our big sweaty war"

Images consequently are boradcast world wide

Miamorga was sitting at his desk eyes blood shot. He had been wating for a reply from his allies. Finally he had got it. He was at the moment sending a telegram wired to Faxanavia and Uiri.

It read "I have nothing but respect for you and your nations. Thank you for your help as i will need it. Brudanberg is in for a sure surprise. I hope you know if you ever need support in any war you might enter you can always call upon Miamoria for assistance. As we owe it to both of you.

Sincerely,

HMIH
Miamorga I

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|Official Message of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia|

We thank the Miamorga for his kind words. Rest assured, the Faxanavians will defend a fellow Rodinian brother as much as possible. What do you need from Faxanavia to fend off this dastardly attack?

Respectfully yours,
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Prime Minister of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia and her Associated Territories

So how does one fight this war? Will there be chips/burgers or are we expected to bring our own food? I will go halves on pizza, I look forward to walking down your respective streets with your childrens fingers as my necklace (I assume your children have prosthetic limbs as a result of malnutrition steming from your badly run economies).

OOC: I would advise that you read the stickies, located at the top of the forum page. But, if you don't wish to go hunting, you can get a pretty good guide to war here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416823) or, alternatively, visit the whole page on II here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994). Also, as a note, its Faxanavia. Not Faxaingina. I don't even know where you got that name from.

hows my war going?

wheres the rest of them? Im just fighting you?! Pathetic! Ive won already.....My plane with my ambassador will be landing on your rock in about 12 hours, I expect some monetary compensation for the loss of funds used to advertise real estate in your country to my citizens, also I want a signed declaration of your surrender sent to WA post haste

that is all

OOC: OK, so let me get this straight:

A) You do not bother with any mention of troops
B) You assume that you (an 810 mil nation) can stand up to me (a nearly 2,500 mil nation)
C) You assume we will surrender to you
D) You assume the WA exists in International Incidents
E) You assume you shall be allowed to land peacefully.

IC:

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TO: The Ignorant Peoples of Brundanberg
FROM: The North Parliamentary Republic of Uiri
SUBJECT: Terms of YOUR surrender

No, You are not fighting against just our nation - a nation over thrice your size. You are also fighting against two nations both almost twice your size. Once our ally from Gholgoth comes in, together our population shall be approximately 110% of the entire population of your region. 'Why does this matter?' you may ask yourself. I shall tell you why: because this means we can field 110% of the total number of troops you can field with the same economic consequences.

No, I think you will find that you are the pathetic one. Going up against a nation thrice your size is a foolish move. You shall find that you have lost already. Any plane known to be Brundanbergish shall be shot down by anti-aircraft batteries which have been put on alert all around the main island of Miamoria and the island of Uiri. Your ambassador - should you choose to send one - is as good as dead. Especially because you have given us 12 hours time to prepare for his demise.

Monetary compensation? OK, so first you declare war on Miamoria. Next you decide to demand surrender from a nation almost twice your size. ANd - this is the best part - now you are demanding monetary compensation from a nation who doesn't give a rat's ass if I (President David Aposon of Uiri) decide to drop small pox and/or hydrogen cyanide into your majour cities. Or maybe I shall drop a nuclear or dirty bomb. I haven't decided - it depends on how arrogant you act from this point.

This is the funniest part - although atleast myself, Prime Minister Monikison and his cabinet found it was the funniest part. This monetary compensation is for ADVERTISING space for REAL ESTATE in lands which you shall never set foot on. Quick geography lesson: Uiri is nothing more than rain forest, sandy desert and mountains. That your people would want to settle in Uiri just proves their ignorance. Lastly you demand a signed copy of a declaration of surrender. How convient. I can draft the surrender document.

The terms of our surrender:


None of your nationals shall touch Uir soil
You shall give $1,000,000,000 in compensation to Miamoria for declaring war unprovoked
You shall give $1,000,000,000 to myself for your ignorance and arrogance
You shall become a joint-protectorate of Uiri and Miamoria. This means that we shall command your armed forces and foreign policy. You can take care of the rest.
The leader(s) of Brundanberg shall be hanged for their ignorance.


These are the only terms we shall agree to in which you 'win' the war. Keep in mind your current defense spending is $0 and 0% of your budget, so unless you wish to be humiliated on the international scene by being turned into plate glass by the defenders of a war, then we suggest you take these terms.

David Aposon
President of Uiri

As stated in such following paper tellegrams,

The Colonial Empire of The Royal Code, as of this day officially endorses the nation of Uiri, with political support on their behalf.

The CERC hereby publicly condemns the actions of Brundanberg, and must insist they follow the proposed surrender terms promptly.

-The State Department, Foreign Ministries Office

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|Official Message of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia|
To our brothers the Uir:
Although we fought on opposite sides in the Gourmondinian civil war, we must stand together in the face of the Brundenburgish adversity. As such, we are willing to aid the Uir and the Miamorians in any way necessary, be it monetary or military. Be sure- we will call it a sad day before any enemy destroys a fellow Rodinian neighbor.

Respectfully yours,
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Prime Minister of the Promethian Republic of Faxanavia and her Associated Territories

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TO: The Promethian Republic of Faxanavia
FROM: The North Parliamentary Republic of Uiri
SUBJECT: Faxanavian Support
We are very grateful towards the Faxanavians and are glad that even if a civil war splits the region in half, once resolved, there is still a sense of regional brotherhood. We appreciate your assistance.

David Aposon
President of Uiri



As stated in such following paper tellegrams,

The Colonial Empire of The Royal Code, as of this day officially endorses the nation of Uiri, with political support on their behalf.

The CERC hereby publicly condemns the actions of Brundanberg, and must insist they follow the proposed surrender terms promptly.

-The State Department, Foreign Ministries Office

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TO: State Department, Foreign Ministries Office, The Royal Code
FROM: The North Parliamentary Republic of Uiri
Subject: Your Support
We thank you for your political support, however, we are sorry to inform you that we do not wish to remove Brundanberg from the world map. Well, we do but we wish to do it either through WMDs or talks, not through an annexation. We already have overkill here. Don't take this the wrong way, we do appreciate your support it is just that we have things taken care of. Sorry.

David Aposon
President of Uiri

OOC: To Brudanberg just to let you know if you already don't your dead....not to mention the fact any nation which happens to read this thread will have no respect for you.

To all nations reading this never let Brudanberg into your region because he is a newb and can't even post properly. Not to mention the fact that he godmodes and just incase he denies this it's in post number six.

IC: Miamoria being apalled after seeing the Brudanberg news (which was by the way propagnada about and Miamoria related stories). He had just finshed reading his telegrams informing him of the latest events. So he decided to wire two. One telegram to Uiri and one to Faxanavia. The one to Uiri and Faxanavia reads as follows.

"Dear leaders of of Uiri and Faxanavia i appreciate your continued support. My forces are alligning as we speak, in places i can not name in case Brudanberg has set a wire tap. As you can probably guess that video on the Brudanbergish television is untrue."

OOC: To Brudanberg just to let you know if you already don't your dead....not to mention the fact any nation which happens to read this thread will have no respect for you.

To all nations reading this never let Brudanberg into your region because he is a newb and can't even post properly. Not to mention the fact that he godmodes and just incase he denies this it's in post number six.

IC: Miamoria being apalled after seeing the Brudanberg news (which was by the way propagnada about and Miamoria related stories). He had just finshed reading his telegrams informing him of the latest events. So he decided to wire two. One telegram to Uiri and one to Faxanavia. The one to Uiri and Faxanavia reads as follows.

"Dear leaders of of Uiri and Faxanavia i appreciate your continued support. My forces are alligning as we speak, in places i can not name in case Brudanberg has set a wire tap. As you can probably guess that video on the Brudanbergish television is untrue."

OOC: You're getting better at RPing. Try and put more meat on your posts though. Be more descriptive. Get on MSN, please. Also, he thinks that if he types 'I win' that he wins. Which is untrue. Last thing, why aren't you using the coat of arms we made?

IC:

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TO: The South Empire of Miamoria
FROM: The North Parlaimentary Republic of Uiri
SUBJECT: My Forces
The Brundanbergish have brainwashed their people with manufactured adult films - at 7 post meridiem which is inappropriate without a warning for little children. Not only that but top hats are forbidden from being worn on Tuesdays in that nation. Top hat Tuesdays are a favourite in Uiri's upper class.

Our forces shall be landing on your north-western peninsula and you may direct them where you wish. We assume your ample force of over 60 million troops in all branches including logistics shall do a marvelous job; along with our own troops.

David Aposon
President of Uiri

To: Miamoria, Faxinavia, Uiri, and The Royal Code
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Brundanberg

I apologize on behalf of all of MyGNRForum. How Brundanberg came to power, still astonishes me. Although I admit to having voted for him, the only other option was a man named Kasanova King, who happened to be completely useless.

Although I myself ran, and offered to bring democracy to our region, I suppose Brundanberg was chosen for his charismatic countenance and playful joking. However, I see here that he has taken it too far.


I assure you, neither he, nor, I for that matter, pose any threat to you, and humbly request you ignore Brundanberg's declaration of war, as he does not have the capacity to act on his threats. I wish upon your nations success in the future and a long prosperous reign.


Allow me to once again apoligize for Brundanberg's behavior. Alert me if he causes any more trouble.

Sincerely,

Icet224, Leader of The People's Republic of Antarctimerica, and representative of MyGNRForum

To: Miamoria, Faxinavia, Uiri, and The Royal Code
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Brundanberg

I apologize on behalf of all of MyGNRForum. How Brundanberg came to power, still astonishes me. Although I admit to having voted for him, the only other option was a man named Kasanova King, who happened to be completely useless.

Although I myself ran, and offered to bring democracy to our region, I suppose Brundanberg was chosen for his charismatic countenance and playful joking. However, I see here that he has taken it too far.


I assure you, neither he, nor, I for that matter, pose any threat to you, and humbly request you ignore Brundanberg's declaration of war, as he does not have the capacity to act on his threats. I wish upon your nations success in the future and a long prosperous reign.


Allow me to once again apoligize for Brundanberg's behavior. Alert me if he causes any more trouble.

Sincerely,

Icet224, Leader of The People's Republic of Antarctimerica, and representative of MyGNRForum

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TO: Antarctimerica
FROM: Uiri
SUBJECT: Your Surrender
We do accept your apology, however, the Brundanbergish have declared a state of war between your region and Miamoria. This set off the reaction of Uiri and Faxanavia alligning with Miamoria. This state of war exists until a surrender or peace treaty or other such agreement creating a state of peace between your region and Miamoria & Allies. This situation needs to be dealt with accordingly.

You have stated that there is a need for competent leadership in your region. Brundanberg, as you have stated, is completely ignorant of international politics and jokingly takes away the right to wear top hats on Tuesdays. This is madness and if you believe I am joking, believe so. The other candidate in your region is completely useless in your opinion and you seem to be capable of international politics. We cannot place you in charge of the region. Therefore we must make an example of Brundanberg and what happens when leaders like him go around declaring war on nations much bigger than themselves.

We propose the following terms of peace and your surrender:


The Miamori-Brundanberg War is over and there is once more peace between Miamoria & allies with your region. Except for Brundanberg
Your region shall not assist Brundanberg in the war.
The war with Brundanberg sgakll continue unless Brundanberg willingly becomes a protectorate of Uiri.
This means that all foreign relations with Brundanberg shall be through Uiri
and that Brundanberg cannot declare war.


David Aposon
President of Uiri

Miamorga finshed listening to his reports sent to him that very hour by his secret service. He knew he had to make a response to Miamoria about this war he couldn't keep his people in the dark. So he announced a speech.
It would be from his balcony and the people who chose to listen would gather below.

Some time after it came time for the speech and he knew exactly what to say. He came out from his temporary lodgings and saw the sea of people below. "Dear people of our nation as some of you may have heard there have been rumors of war. It has been a rather cary time because none of you have been infromed of the truth. But unfortunately what you have heard was true." There immediately was a rumble of stressed whispers and talk. "I know it comes as a shock but i had no choice but to keep it classified until now. I officially give you permission to take up arms when i give the signal. That means anyone with guns of any type, knives, swords, axes or anything else you can find. The signal will be a series of cannon shots launched from the Empire building in the heart of the city. I wish i could say more but that is all."

With that although Miamorga wished he could look back he turned and calmly went up the stairs stepped into his helicopter and flew to his planned classified property found somewhere under the city.

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TO: Antarctimerica
FROM: Uiri
SUBJECT: Your Surrender
We do accept your apology, however, the Brundanbergish have declared a state of war between your region and Miamoria. This set off the reaction of Uiri and Faxanavia alligning with Miamoria. This state of war exists until a surrender or peace treaty or other such agreement creating a state of peace between your region and Miamoria & Allies. This situation needs to be dealt with accordingly.

You have stated that there is a need for competent leadership in your region. Brundanberg, as you have stated, is completely ignorant of international politics and jokingly takes away the right to wear top hats on Tuesdays. This is madness and if you believe I am joking, believe so. The other candidate in your region is completely useless in your opinion and you seem to be capable of international politics. We cannot place you in charge of the region. Therefore we must make an example of Brundanberg and what happens when leaders like him go around declaring war on nations much bigger than themselves.

We propose the following terms of peace and your surrender:


The Miamori-Brundanberg War is over and there is once more peace between Miamoria & allies with your region. Except for Brundanberg
Your region shall not assist Brundanberg in the war.
The war with Brundanberg sgakll continue unless Brundanberg willingly becomes a protectorate of Uiri.
This means that all foreign relations with Brundanberg shall be through Uiri
and that Brundanberg cannot declare war.


David Aposon
President of Uiri

To: Uiri
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Wars End

It is unfortunate that Brundanberg's decisions have reflected poorly upon our region. However, we do concede to refuse Brundanberg aide. However, as Brundanberg does not like being told what to do, I can not guarantee his surrender.

Also, when Brundanberg was elected, it was amidst a time of change in MrGNRForum. Originally, there were several nominees, however, only Brundanberg, Kasanova King, and myself bothered to campaign. I am currently attempting a coup to receive control of the region.

As for the banning of hats on Tuesdays. Well, we simply to refuse to abide by that rule. Just as we refuse to accept the idea of advertising our fine Guns N' Roses based region to foot fetishists.

I would, however, like to make some requests of my own for the purposes of peace.


1) I request that we ally our regions, in case of future wars, considering I have no military due to my personal pacifist beliefs.

2) I request that any future indiscretions upon your nation or region by Brundanberg be ignored.


If you feel you can not meet these requests, I understand and still offer peace, as well as accepting your terms.

Miamorga finshed listening to his reports sent to him that very hour by his secret service. He knew he had to make a response to Miamoria about this war he couldn't keep his people in the dark. So he announced a speech.
It would be from his balcony and the people who chose to listen would gather below.

Some time after it came time for the speech and he knew exactly what to say. He came out from his temporary lodgings and saw the sea of people below. "Dear people of our nation as some of you may have heard there have been rumors of war. It has been a rather cary time because none of you have been infromed of the truth. But unfortunately what you have heard was true." There immediately was a rumble of stressed whispers and talk. "I know it comes as a shock but i had no choice but to keep it classified until now. I officially give you permission to take up arms when i give the signal. That means anyone with guns of any type, knives, swords, axes or anything else you can find. The signal will be a series of cannon shots launched from the Empire building in the heart of the city. I wish i could say more but that is all."

With that although Miamorga wished he could look back he turned and calmly went up the stairs stepped into his helicopter and flew to his planned classified property found somewhere under the city.

OOC: Have you not read the posts above? I am negotiating for peace, not to mention that none of the countries in MYGNRFORUM have launched anything. Other than the quickly shot down ambassadorial aircraft from Brundanberg.

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TO: Antarctimerica
FROM: Uiri
SUBJECT: Your Surrender
We do accept your apology, however, the Brundanbergish have declared a state of war between your region and Miamoria. This set off the reaction of Uiri and Faxanavia alligning with Miamoria. This state of war exists until a surrender or peace treaty or other such agreement creating a state of peace between your region and Miamoria & Allies. This situation needs to be dealt with accordingly.

You have stated that there is a need for competent leadership in your region. Brundanberg, as you have stated, is completely ignorant of international politics and jokingly takes away the right to wear top hats on Tuesdays. This is madness and if you believe I am joking, believe so. The other candidate in your region is completely useless in your opinion and you seem to be capable of international politics. We cannot place you in charge of the region. Therefore we must make an example of Brundanberg and what happens when leaders like him go around declaring war on nations much bigger than themselves.

We propose the following terms of peace and your surrender:


The Miamori-Brundanberg War is over and there is once more peace between Miamoria & allies with your region. Except for Brundanberg
Your region shall not assist Brundanberg in the war.
The war with Brundanberg sgakll continue unless Brundanberg willingly becomes a protectorate of Uiri.
This means that all foreign relations with Brundanberg shall be through Uiri
and that Brundanberg cannot declare war.


David Aposon
President of Uiri

To: Uiri
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Wars End

It is unfortunate that Brundanberg's decisions have reflected poorly upon our region. However, we do concede to refuse Brundanberg aide. However, as Brundanberg does not like being told what to do, I can not guarantee his surrender.

Also, when Brundanberg was elected, it was amidst a time of change in MrGNRForum. Originally, there were several nominees, however, only Brundanberg, Kasanova King, and myself bothered to campaign. I am currently attempting a coup to receive control of the region.

As for the banning of hats on Tuesdays. Well, we simply to refuse to abide by that rule. Just as we refuse to accept the idea of advertising our fine Guns N' Roses based region to foot fetishists.

I would, however, like to make some requests of my own for the purposes of peace.


1) I request that we ally our regions, in case of future wars, considering I have no military due to my personal pacifist beliefs.

2) I request that any future indiscretions upon your nation or region by Brundanberg be ignored.


If you feel you can not meet these requests, I understand and still offer peace, as well as accepting your terms.

Wow such shocking betrayal after all the economic success I've brought our fine region.....antiamerica you wound me, and why? you break solidarity for these countries who's mightiest weapon is the pen? Shocking....

A fine batch of mercenaries I was procuring before this epic encounter to get past their ghastly population bullying, is it our fault that that classes in sex education are prevalent in our respective countries? I think not. I would stand for our fine region against these belligerents who's spy plane instigated this affair, I would stand against the world in such extremes violations of the sovernighty of our fine region while you accomodate?

PEACE IN OUR TIME? I THINK NOT!

I shall continue our war efforts in spite of your betrayal and spread the word of "pulling it out" to these rabbit nations...

The war continues my training camps grew larger by the day and recently acquired bombs containing pictures of rick ashley to demonstrate the need for protective practices will be dropped on these ignorants

FOR MYGNRFORUm, FOR OUR FUTURE!

By the by as region delegate I and I alone speak for MYGNRFORUM any terms agreed with ANTarctimerica will apply only to said nation, he is not an elected representative of the mygnrforum,
as the elected representative your terms are not accepted, the war will continue.....

Antarctimerica should remember who still is in charge before he attempts a coup.....also i didnt ban top hats, I specifically said bowler hats, such slander is simply outrageous


Brundanberg as acquired 7 Rick Ashely bombs and is aiming 3 of them at Miamori

OOC: Brudanberg would it kill you to post in character or are you incapable?
Well Uiri so much for peace maybe i will have a call to arms.

IC: In Miamoria still in his headquarters one of Miamorga's nameless spy's bursts into the room almost tearing the door hinges off the walls. Abnormally quickly the spy reported his news "Your majesty we have news from our friends and our new efforts. To the best of our knowledge Brudanberg continues the efforts and may attack soon (Pant , Pant)."

Miamorga's mind was spinning but in the chaos he said one sentence "ready the helicopter take me to the center of the city."

Miamorga stepped out of the helicopter and was unpleased to find it was raining. He sprinted into the Empire building and ran up the stairs to the top of the building. Then he launched the cannon shot, the sound resounded in the air and in Miamorga's ears. Then the sound faded and the only sound to be heard were the chears and war calls of the Miamorian citizens.

Then Miamorga went deep into the Army base underneath the Empire building. He yelled at everyone "we are now defcon two people i want this known asap! I want every jet workable in Miamoria readied and i want the bomb shelters primed. I want everyone to know we are at high risk. That also means are troops as well as the Uir troop should be put in select places near valuable buildings and banks also near ports and places easy to acess if they were to try to enter Miamoria. I will not have my home taken by lunatics! Now go make me and you nation proud."

With that Miamorga left the building and entered his aircraft.

IC:


Realizing two things, Icet224, beloved leader of Antarctimerica and renowned pacifist, he decides that one of two things must happen.

What he has realized is that his fine region is now being stained by his friend's lunacy, and that his diplomatic skills are wasted as long as said friend continues down this war mongering pass.

The two options he sees are to continue his coup and try to overthrow Brundanberg, or, to sit idly by whilst Brundanberg continues his mad campaign.

With this in mind, Icet224 looks out the window of his apartment, wondering if his betrayal will have any backlashes that seriously affect him, whilst wearing his favorite bowler hat, knowing full well that it is a Wednesday and that Brundanberg has banned his country from wearing bowlers on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

As he awaits for his friends to go get lunch at a local restaurant, he wonders if perhaps he should send some ambassadors out to Brundanberg's new enemies, in the chance that Brundanberg retaliates in violence against his country, which lacks all forms of military and police.

In the meantime, he'll enjoy his burger with his closest and most trusted friends.

brundanberg has fired 2 rick ashley missiles into miamoria....the result is devasting, the fertility rate drops 30%, has people join the priesthood in pure shock of his ugly little face, millions also die (the missile also contains a large amount of uranium)

brundanbergs premier....johnny brundanberg..is having a sandwich, the sandwich has beef and some form cheese melted anxiously on top, it is covered in a luxury pepper sauce which naughtly drips over the side...the bread is toasted into a golden pane, the advisors in his office, look jealously at this sandwich, they want, and why not its a lovely sandwich

brundanberg has fired 2 rick ashley missiles into miamoria....the result is devasting, the fertility rate drops 30%, has people join the priesthood in pure shock of his ugly little face, millions also die (the missile also contains a large amount of uranium)

brundanbergs premier....johnny brundanberg..is having a sandwich, the sandwich has beef and some form cheese melted anxiously on top, it is covered in a luxury pepper sauce which naughtly drips over the side...the bread is toasted into a golden pane, the advisors in his office, look jealously at this sandwich, they want, and why not its a lovely sandwich

OOC: Ignored. Don't godmode.

By the by as region delegate I and I alone speak for MYGNRFORUM any terms agreed with ANTarctimerica will apply only to said nation, he is not an elected representative of the mygnrforum,
as the elected representative your terms are not accepted, the war will continue.....

Antarctimerica should remember who still is in charge before he attempts a coup.....also i didnt ban top hats, I specifically said bowler hats, such slander is simply outrageous


Brundanberg as acquired 7 Rick Ashely bombs and is aiming 3 of them at Miamori

OOC: Ignored. With what money?

Wow such shocking betrayal after all the economic success I've brought our fine region.....antiamerica you wound me, and why? you break solidarity for these countries who's mightiest weapon is the pen? Shocking....

A fine batch of mercenaries I was procuring before this epic encounter to get past their ghastly population bullying, is it our fault that that classes in sex education are prevalent in our respective countries? I think not. I would stand for our fine region against these belligerents who's spy plane instigated this affair, I would stand against the world in such extremes violations of the sovernighty of our fine region while you accomodate?

PEACE IN OUR TIME? I THINK NOT!

I shall continue our war efforts in spite of your betrayal and spread the word of "pulling it out" to these rabbit nations...

The war continues my training camps grew larger by the day and recently acquired bombs containing pictures of rick ashley to demonstrate the need for protective practices will be dropped on these ignorants

FOR MYGNRFORUm, FOR OUR FUTURE!

OOC: Ignored. I don't understand what sex ed. has to do with warfare.


Please Brundanberg, this is just ridiculous. Codom Bombs? Rick Ashley Bombs? You are really not taking this seriously at all.

IC:

Well, it was time. The Brundabergish were really ignorant of the fate they were going to withstand. The troops sent by Aleos were stationed in Miamoria too and an ICBM was readied. The ICBM was soon launched and the nuclear blast would destroy the area formerly known as Brundanberg.


OOC: I say we retconn this ridiculous thing or Brundanberg is a nuclear wasteland.

OOC: Thats what I was trying to tell you, Brundanberg, although very entertaining, takes nothing serious, which is why I had hoped I could talk you into forgetting this very ordeal. Unfortunately, he now has backers back in the region.


IC:

Having taken time to weigh his options and decide the best course of action, Icet224 decided it would be in the best interest of his people if Antarctimerica were to take a staunch middle ground, helping neither side of the war.


As he realizes that war is about to tear his region apart, Icet224 phones his countries top billed rock act, Blind Shot, fronted by Tommy Ymmot, to help announce that his country will be hosting a rock festival dedicated to bringing peace (and bowler hats) back to his region, called Peace Or Death: Rock All The Way.



To: All Parties Involved In War
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Peace Festival?

Antarctimerica, in a final attempt to bring peace to our respective nations and regions, invites the leaders of all countries involved in this war to a rock for peace festival being held on Antarctimerican territory. Although we can not offer many amazing services due to our socialist government, we can ensure equality among all leaders, and, much like the olympics, an arena in which to join one another in peace and, perhaps, to achieve an end to war without needless loss of life.


Sincerely,

Icet224, leader of Antarctimerica, and, representative of the rational minds in MyGNRForum

OOC: If Brundanberg agrees, we can retconnit into never happening. If he doesn't the nuclear intercontinental ballistic missile and its nuclear warhead will be launched at Brundanberg.

IC:

TO: Antarctimerica
FROM: Uiri
SUBJECT: Peace Festival & Separartion from Ignorant Peoples

We decline your offer.

We invite you to move to Rodinia however, as you are the only respectable nation in MyGNRFORUM.

OOC: To be entirely honest, at this point retconning seems to be the only logical choice of action. Antarctimerica, I thank you for your help in mediation, but it seems that this will come to a head one way or another. May I propose that we retcon the situation as soon as possible? As a side note, Uiri, I think it hardly should come to nuclear weaponry. As has been proved many, many, many times before, nuclear exchange very rarely deters god-moders- it simply makes them worse then before.

OOC: Erm...exchange? What exchange? I fire nuke, he go boom, problem solved.

To: Uiri
From: The People's Republic of Antarctimerica
Subject: Moving

Although I appreciate the offer, I still have some allies left in MyGNRForum, who I'll leave unnamed. Hopefully, one of us will be able to segue control of the region and fix this little abomination.

OOC: No IC response, Anarctimerica. This is mostly a bump, although it is also the official post documentin the impact of the BOMB (Ballistic Obliteration Missile for Brundanberg).

IC:

The nuclear ICBM flew from Uiri in the region of Rodinia to Brundanberg in the region of MYGNRFORUM. The missile was aimed for the Brundanbergish legislature's building, although they knew that it could be upto 100 m off its target. This wasn't that large a distance, not that the Brundanberish would know anything about the Universal measurements system.

OOC:I agree to retcon and it is official Brudanberg is the most idiotic/lunatic/slash waste of time i have ever seen. Where ever this goes i hope people reading this thread will lose all respect they had for him.

IC: Miamorga looking through his documents sees the results of Uiri's bomb and smiles. He quitely under his breath then says "Finally it's over".

Well thats not very nice I know we're at war and all but really that was quite hurtful...you wound me....I am wounded

tell you what lets fight this thing with smilies


:::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::upyours::mp5::mp5::

The brundanberg army unleashes its first wave

but wait where is Uri and miamoria?

there they are :fluffle:

Anyway lunatic my hole, the two are you are delighted with the concept of dropping atomic bombs in urban centres
you need some hugs and possibly a wank...the war is over my tangeble army of smilies as walked through your pathetic cities your surrenders are accepted...there will be no bowler hats in your repsective countries for the foreseable future, that is all
johnny brundanberg looks anxious...."where did i put that sandwich..."