Uiri
04-05-2008, 13:04
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Pyekan Government-in-Exile Found by Vientiane Gendarmerie
VIENTIANE, Indochina - Today, at approximately 8 post meridiem local time, several Gendarmerie Terrorist Squad agents uncovered the HQ of the Pyekan Government-in-Exile. It is unsure what their motives, beliefs, etc. are but they were suspected of being communist and thus had to be found and detained. It is still unsure what shall become of them as they may have been working to usurp the Republic of Indochina and use its people, land and governemnt in order to take the Pyekan Empire and thus rule what they consider to be rightfully belonging to them.
Indochina has a population of approximately 8.5 million ethnic Pyekan, a significant group of which are illegal immigrants. It is unsure the legal status of the Pyekan Government-in-Exile and if they fled over the Mekong river forming a large portion of the Pyeki-Indochina border. If they are illegal immigrants the most likely solution will be to throw them into the Mekong river at a point south, maybe south-west or south-east of Vientiane where the Mekong goes on to form the border before drifting away at approximately 15 degrees north of the equator.
If any of the illegal immigrants - if any are found - attempt to come back into Indochina they will most likely be killed by a Gendarmerie Border Patrol gendarme's TT pistol of AK-47. It is unsure if they would be allowed back in Pyeki although whether or not they will be is of no concern to the Indochinese government. If they were truly refugees they should be legal immigrants.
We are still awaiting news of whether the Government-in-Exile is composed of any illegal immigrants.
Pyekan Government-in-Exile Found by Vientiane Gendarmerie
VIENTIANE, Indochina - Today, at approximately 8 post meridiem local time, several Gendarmerie Terrorist Squad agents uncovered the HQ of the Pyekan Government-in-Exile. It is unsure what their motives, beliefs, etc. are but they were suspected of being communist and thus had to be found and detained. It is still unsure what shall become of them as they may have been working to usurp the Republic of Indochina and use its people, land and governemnt in order to take the Pyekan Empire and thus rule what they consider to be rightfully belonging to them.
Indochina has a population of approximately 8.5 million ethnic Pyekan, a significant group of which are illegal immigrants. It is unsure the legal status of the Pyekan Government-in-Exile and if they fled over the Mekong river forming a large portion of the Pyeki-Indochina border. If they are illegal immigrants the most likely solution will be to throw them into the Mekong river at a point south, maybe south-west or south-east of Vientiane where the Mekong goes on to form the border before drifting away at approximately 15 degrees north of the equator.
If any of the illegal immigrants - if any are found - attempt to come back into Indochina they will most likely be killed by a Gendarmerie Border Patrol gendarme's TT pistol of AK-47. It is unsure if they would be allowed back in Pyeki although whether or not they will be is of no concern to the Indochinese government. If they were truly refugees they should be legal immigrants.
We are still awaiting news of whether the Government-in-Exile is composed of any illegal immigrants.