NationStates Jolt Archive


Mutant National Socialist Party Gains Control of Parliment

White Islands of uoyR
30-04-2008, 19:13
LOS NINOS ISLAND EXAMINER

In a stunning move, the Mutant National Socialist Party has taken over control of the Parliment, by a large margin last Saturday. Analysts were stunned that a heretofore fringe party has taken over the Parliment that has for a long time been under control by the Conservative Liberal Party and the Socialist Christian Party.
Fears have been brought up my many people, based on the radical rhetoric of the elected Majority Leader of the Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party. When asked what he planned in legislation for uoyR, Minister Amanda R. Sykes had this to say. "For too long the hetrosexuals and vanilla population of the world has foisted their Christofascist beliefs on oppressed sexual and ethnic minorities. We plan to put uoyR on a warfooting that will allow uoyR to be capable of regime change in nations that suppress homosexuals, Adult Babies, transvestvites and ethnic minorities. It is the intention of the Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party to put the world on notice that we intend, by and means necessary, to end the oppression of sexual and ethnic minoirities and force them to commit social justice by them or face the consequences."
In the Parliment now, Minister Amanda is leading a bill that will quadruple the current armed forces of uoyR. According to Minister Amanda, in her speech given to the Parliment "...The Hand of Destiny has given uoyR the oppurtunity to avenge a millenia of abuse, discrimination and hatred against homosexuals, transvestvites and Adult Babies. We must not ignore the mandate of Providence. I therefore propose a quadrupling of the current defense expenditures so that we may end Christofascism and the Hetro-Supremacist hold on the globe. It is time to smash the chains of oppression for sexual and ethnic minorities and be the vanguard of a New Word Order, that will smash the Hetro Supremacists and the Christofascists once and for all."
In further rallies throughout New Bethlaham, Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party members have called on "the stormtroopers of the future" to "expel hate" from New Bethlaham. Reports of church fires have been reported lately,suspiciouns being aroused it was committed by the Black Shirts, youth members of the Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party.
This reporter is concerned for the future of our nation. It is times like now that needs a buffer of sanity and tolerance against the heavy hand of the Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party. God bless our nation, and may Providence deliver us from the power of the Mutant Nationalist Socialist Party!