Greston
21-04-2008, 21:20
The film started rolling and Mr. Kerry Jenkins sat in his seat, directing stuff and pretending to be important when in reality he was not. Next to him sat President John Batther, due to resign in four days, dressed in a suit he had stolen form the wardrobe room. He was not as prepped up and didn't look as young as Mr. Jenkins did due to the fact he would not allow anyone near him with makeup.
"Kerry Jenkins here with Dick Right, Jerry Striker, furries, and President John Batther, all in 100 Minutes."
A clock ticking sound went off and then it cut to commercial. It was a boring commercial, something on a male enhancer or something, and soon the real excitement would begin.
"So Mister President Batther, there seems to be an increase in issues involving furry beings, the anomorphic thingies."
"Yes."
"Well as you being the President of such a grand nation you must be in the know of it somewhat, tell us, what is your thoughts on furries?"
"They are disgusting, ugly, stupid, freak creatures that pollute the fancy and intelligent populace of Greston. They are disgusting to look at and they are horrid animals/human beings, but do to human rights laws we cannot do anything to them but let them become citizens. So what I really mean is that they are good prostitutes and I hear word that they give good blow jobs."
Mr. Jenkins was stunned, "Oh really Mister President, I thought Greston was a bit more liberal. Well on that statement, there are many other peopl going against furries openly, ones going against Ryou specificall, those being the Valtican Church. I know that Greston believes their Pope is ours but what is your thoughs on their stance?"
"Well the Valtican has the right to call people an ass, the same for the people who he called that. But in no way can he condemn and wish to murder these furry beings. For without their prostitution rings and TV shows how in the world could my Vice President spend his time?"
"Ah thank you for thoughts. Next question."
"How many fucking questions are there for Christs sake?"
"Alot sir, now lets get on. Greston has always had an anti communist policy, so, on that remark, which is worse? Communism or furrism? Explain."
"Hmmmm, well communists fuck up the economy, have killed over 400,000 Grestonian soldiers, over 1 million other Grestonians and neighbors, pollute the minds of many young ones as well as senile old ones, it is their fault we go to most of our wars, they wish to take away my job, they wish to abolish tax, and suck. So I would have to say furrism is much, much, much worse and more of a threat to Greston then communism. They work on the inside, we cannot push all furries out but we can communists so furries are closer and could attack an any second."
"Oooooh kay. Well next question. Mr. Batther are you aware of the AFA or better known as the Anti Furry Alliance? It is made of mainly large, thriving nations known for their anti furry policy. They go out of their way to kill furries thus the reason the next target is the Ryou Black Islands. What is your thoughts on them if any?"
The AFA? There is an alliance fighting against furrism and their blatant stupidity? And their main target is The Ryou Black Islands?! SIGN ME UP!"
"Oh, this is very revieling Mister President, I am glad to have you on the show. Well this furry thing has only been as of late some say but I for one know for sure there was more of this. Those furry supporters say that furries never did anything bad. I beg to differ. What is your thoughts?"
"There is history of Furrism, Greston, even myself, had taken part in it. It was when the silly, in human, inferior chain of islands by the name of Free Furry Islands started up. They were a warmongering group. They even attacked an AFA member, Tocrowkia with nukes and planes. They were destoyed so they sent out spec ops. The Tocrowkians kicked their asses too. A war broke out, oh that war was awesome, and many people took in refugees. They wanted ot peacefully end it but it ended in nukes or something like that. Thus the furry prescence in Greston"
"Now along with furry suporters there are furry haters. Furry hates love to call furries furfags or tell them to yiff in hell, what do you think of these insults? Are they too harsh or not harsh enough?"
"Yiff? What does yiff mea.... oh dear God. That is what they do after they die? I thought you just burn and labor in Hell not, you know!"
"Your views are quite hysterical sir, lets see some more, many people do not like having furries killed so they make them labor. Your thoughts are?"
"Furries doing labor? Tell me when we have fucking lady bugs carrying bricks and I will be able to believe that. Furries are the result of perversion, mutations, and tons of other shit I am not authorized to tell about, much like the shit happening in under ground bases throughout Greston. They are furfags, not fur body builders, since when has a gay been able to do work?"
"Dear God sir may I remind you this is a TV show that airs at 5:00, children could be watching."
"Fuck the children and give me another question so I can get out of this hell hole."
"Sorry, well sir many nations have commited genocide of furries, your view exactly?"
"Furries are being genocided? Where the fuck have I been. Oh that's right in the basement of this shitty building."
"Mister President, may I remind you, you are under contract meaning no speaking about the no noes of this joint. Let me be quick, big nations hate furries, furries fuck one another, big nations get pissy, fur fucking gets more noticable, big nations get bored, fur fucking happens everywhere, big nations need to entertain themselves, big nations notice fur fucking, big nations decide to kill furries because of their fucking and what not."
Oh well then that makes much more sense. You want a cookie or a medal?"
"Cookie plea... hey wait! Okay now answer the damned question."
Or right I am supposed to act all outraged now. Wait a second, let me clear my throat, ok. No wait. Ok now I'm good, WHAT THE FUCK! We shouldn't stand for this nonsense in allowing people to mass murder furry fag peferts and their offsprings just because of their race! That is like killing facists, communists, dictators, and socialists and say 'capitalism is better' as our excuse, which is true but doesn't matter. WE should react by deploying the largest fleet even constructed by Greston to go some place where this made up shit is happening and do something that we should do and then turn off the televisions so those damned Grestonians won't notice it was all a hoax, much like the landing on the mo- nevermind."
"Now thus far we have spoke about the anomorphic beings, the pervert offsprings, but what about those star trek nerds, hooked on Hatarian Anime, who dress up as furries and make an ass of themselves?"
"See I told you it was a good idea to ban crack."
"Can I get a more thorough response please?"
"Okay, what I am trying to say is that those nerds should leave their mom's basement, get a prostitute, rent a motel room and some porn, yada yada yada, then stop acting like a nerd virgin and get a life."
"That was harsh sir, speaking about harsh, that is what furry supporters say about AFA members. What do you think about the recently adapted Furry Pacts of Romandoes and what not?"
"Well reading their new law was very entertaining and it gave me a good insight on what their views on furries are. I am glad to hear that they wish to kill furries and or move them to other countries to stop this nonsense."
"Did you even read that report I gave you sir?"
"No."
"Ok, well that is all the time we have for you, now some furries shall come on stage."
Two small furries, soldiers from the once nation Free Furry States, walked up onto stage. Mr. Jenkins did his regular routine but jumped out of the way as bullet fire ripped apart the small furs. Their blood flew everwhere and covered the camera lens.
"What they could've been terrorists.
"Kerry Jenkins here with Dick Right, Jerry Striker, furries, and President John Batther, all in 100 Minutes."
A clock ticking sound went off and then it cut to commercial. It was a boring commercial, something on a male enhancer or something, and soon the real excitement would begin.
"So Mister President Batther, there seems to be an increase in issues involving furry beings, the anomorphic thingies."
"Yes."
"Well as you being the President of such a grand nation you must be in the know of it somewhat, tell us, what is your thoughts on furries?"
"They are disgusting, ugly, stupid, freak creatures that pollute the fancy and intelligent populace of Greston. They are disgusting to look at and they are horrid animals/human beings, but do to human rights laws we cannot do anything to them but let them become citizens. So what I really mean is that they are good prostitutes and I hear word that they give good blow jobs."
Mr. Jenkins was stunned, "Oh really Mister President, I thought Greston was a bit more liberal. Well on that statement, there are many other peopl going against furries openly, ones going against Ryou specificall, those being the Valtican Church. I know that Greston believes their Pope is ours but what is your thoughs on their stance?"
"Well the Valtican has the right to call people an ass, the same for the people who he called that. But in no way can he condemn and wish to murder these furry beings. For without their prostitution rings and TV shows how in the world could my Vice President spend his time?"
"Ah thank you for thoughts. Next question."
"How many fucking questions are there for Christs sake?"
"Alot sir, now lets get on. Greston has always had an anti communist policy, so, on that remark, which is worse? Communism or furrism? Explain."
"Hmmmm, well communists fuck up the economy, have killed over 400,000 Grestonian soldiers, over 1 million other Grestonians and neighbors, pollute the minds of many young ones as well as senile old ones, it is their fault we go to most of our wars, they wish to take away my job, they wish to abolish tax, and suck. So I would have to say furrism is much, much, much worse and more of a threat to Greston then communism. They work on the inside, we cannot push all furries out but we can communists so furries are closer and could attack an any second."
"Oooooh kay. Well next question. Mr. Batther are you aware of the AFA or better known as the Anti Furry Alliance? It is made of mainly large, thriving nations known for their anti furry policy. They go out of their way to kill furries thus the reason the next target is the Ryou Black Islands. What is your thoughts on them if any?"
The AFA? There is an alliance fighting against furrism and their blatant stupidity? And their main target is The Ryou Black Islands?! SIGN ME UP!"
"Oh, this is very revieling Mister President, I am glad to have you on the show. Well this furry thing has only been as of late some say but I for one know for sure there was more of this. Those furry supporters say that furries never did anything bad. I beg to differ. What is your thoughts?"
"There is history of Furrism, Greston, even myself, had taken part in it. It was when the silly, in human, inferior chain of islands by the name of Free Furry Islands started up. They were a warmongering group. They even attacked an AFA member, Tocrowkia with nukes and planes. They were destoyed so they sent out spec ops. The Tocrowkians kicked their asses too. A war broke out, oh that war was awesome, and many people took in refugees. They wanted ot peacefully end it but it ended in nukes or something like that. Thus the furry prescence in Greston"
"Now along with furry suporters there are furry haters. Furry hates love to call furries furfags or tell them to yiff in hell, what do you think of these insults? Are they too harsh or not harsh enough?"
"Yiff? What does yiff mea.... oh dear God. That is what they do after they die? I thought you just burn and labor in Hell not, you know!"
"Your views are quite hysterical sir, lets see some more, many people do not like having furries killed so they make them labor. Your thoughts are?"
"Furries doing labor? Tell me when we have fucking lady bugs carrying bricks and I will be able to believe that. Furries are the result of perversion, mutations, and tons of other shit I am not authorized to tell about, much like the shit happening in under ground bases throughout Greston. They are furfags, not fur body builders, since when has a gay been able to do work?"
"Dear God sir may I remind you this is a TV show that airs at 5:00, children could be watching."
"Fuck the children and give me another question so I can get out of this hell hole."
"Sorry, well sir many nations have commited genocide of furries, your view exactly?"
"Furries are being genocided? Where the fuck have I been. Oh that's right in the basement of this shitty building."
"Mister President, may I remind you, you are under contract meaning no speaking about the no noes of this joint. Let me be quick, big nations hate furries, furries fuck one another, big nations get pissy, fur fucking gets more noticable, big nations get bored, fur fucking happens everywhere, big nations need to entertain themselves, big nations notice fur fucking, big nations decide to kill furries because of their fucking and what not."
Oh well then that makes much more sense. You want a cookie or a medal?"
"Cookie plea... hey wait! Okay now answer the damned question."
Or right I am supposed to act all outraged now. Wait a second, let me clear my throat, ok. No wait. Ok now I'm good, WHAT THE FUCK! We shouldn't stand for this nonsense in allowing people to mass murder furry fag peferts and their offsprings just because of their race! That is like killing facists, communists, dictators, and socialists and say 'capitalism is better' as our excuse, which is true but doesn't matter. WE should react by deploying the largest fleet even constructed by Greston to go some place where this made up shit is happening and do something that we should do and then turn off the televisions so those damned Grestonians won't notice it was all a hoax, much like the landing on the mo- nevermind."
"Now thus far we have spoke about the anomorphic beings, the pervert offsprings, but what about those star trek nerds, hooked on Hatarian Anime, who dress up as furries and make an ass of themselves?"
"See I told you it was a good idea to ban crack."
"Can I get a more thorough response please?"
"Okay, what I am trying to say is that those nerds should leave their mom's basement, get a prostitute, rent a motel room and some porn, yada yada yada, then stop acting like a nerd virgin and get a life."
"That was harsh sir, speaking about harsh, that is what furry supporters say about AFA members. What do you think about the recently adapted Furry Pacts of Romandoes and what not?"
"Well reading their new law was very entertaining and it gave me a good insight on what their views on furries are. I am glad to hear that they wish to kill furries and or move them to other countries to stop this nonsense."
"Did you even read that report I gave you sir?"
"No."
"Ok, well that is all the time we have for you, now some furries shall come on stage."
Two small furries, soldiers from the once nation Free Furry States, walked up onto stage. Mr. Jenkins did his regular routine but jumped out of the way as bullet fire ripped apart the small furs. Their blood flew everwhere and covered the camera lens.
"What they could've been terrorists.