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Today, King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity now decrees that all Furries everywhere shall be annihilated via nuclear fire. Furthermore, he decrees that a flamefest shall now begin on all yiffing furfags, and any attacks that be launched against him should be posted with uneeded venom in diplomatic communications, one line posts with attacks, horrible grammar, such wankery that their respective penises bleed, and finally ending with all 72,332 Ignore Cannons firing, before ending with a prompt banhammer on the offenders. Woe to thou who fight me.

You have just won this entire forum. Have a cookie.

Post did not contain the words wank, yiff, or furfag, and OP did not exhibit the unwavering desire to ignore anything that doesn't go his way.

Cookie revoked.

I'll add that now. :mad:

Cookie begrudgingly reinstated. =[

So hes going to kill all furries now?

what happened to the sterilization and forced labor?

dammit and i just built a new gulag

I are sad now:(

Nice. I'd give you a cookie, but looks like you've already got one. How about a gold cookie, to go on your internet wall?

TLA has no opinon, as they are already debating on passing the Attention Whore Doomsday act... Which will result in destroying everyone who starts an "I'm killing *Insert group*", About 70% of all Noob nations in other words. When asked why, the quote was.

"Nothing of value would be lost." and "For the Lulz."

What in the name of Jesus, and his gay roomate Kevin, is a Furrie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

OOC: Epic lulz TPF. This furry crap has gone on long enough.

OOC: Epic lulz TPF. This furry crap has gone on long enough.

Yeah... I'm waiting for the next group people decide to genocide.

Two months ago it was "Kill all Fascists."

Last month was "Kill all cults".

Isn't next month "Kill all commies" month?

Let me be the first to boldly and rightfully claim that furries have no place in our world beyond the wet dreams of certain individuals. Therefore, Cecily Lockhelm, or for some Lockhell, head of State, certified "Bad Cop", Commander Shepard and Jack Bauer's sister, that it's my duty to inform to King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity, that all this furfaggotry is not for real. For it's a fake, and a memetic virus which promotes immaturity, irrationality and which makes me want to chew bubblegum and kick some cliché ass.

I'll be airlifting an entire package of cookies in agreement to your views, with the sponsorship of the Richard Dawkins Institute for Research of Memes and of my friend Aaron "Yiffinhell" Paul, who said once to all furfags that he shall "kill you with my bare hands" and that he "kills your parents". If anyone tries to push a steel dick forward after godmodding a flawless all-seeing SIGInt, I won't hesitate into castrating it with the power of the I.G.N.O.R.E.

"kill you with my bare hands".
Oh wow, I'm reminded of a thread at (You know where) Where a Desu thread got interrupted by a flood of Furseiseki pics. Ended up with an epic battle between the Empire and ton of allies against Furseiseki. A group of storm troopers killed her with their bare hands in the end. Epic thread...

Damn you for your foresight...Anyhow, time for the buerocracy.

Operation Name: NEUTER
Initiated: 21/4/08
Operation Head: General Andrew "Redeemer" Hanison
Primary Goal(s): To remove this ridiculous furfag debate from the world, and allow more sensible stuff to occur.
Secondary Goal(s): To annoy OR remove as many of these ridiculous players who support this as possible.
Method: Taking suggestions.
Authorised: Alfegos Ministry of Common Sense

It should be noted that King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity, thanks everybody for all the cookies. However, King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity, would also like everyone to know that he has become extremely fat off these cookies and thus King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity is not pleased. Good day.

OOC: Best furry thread ever - thank you TPF!

Today, King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity now decrees that all Furries everywhere shall be annihilated via nuclear fire. Furthermore, he decrees that a flamefest shall now begin on all yiffing furfags, and any attacks that be launched against him should be posted with uneeded venom in diplomatic communications, one line posts with attacks, horrible grammar, such wankery that their respective penises bleed, and finally ending with all 72,332 Ignore Cannons firing, before ending with a prompt banhammer on the offenders. Woe to thou who fight me.

Official Government Communication
Probably not

Riiiight...

You have fun with that, just make sure you miss us by a thousand miles or so. We don't take kindly to nukes being lobbed at our population, whether athropomorphic or human. Were kinda free that way. So, kindly nuke someone else, or face the charge of A Billion Ignore Cannons. You know, cause we think your not worth it.

Cheers mate!
Johnny Standford
Evil Bastard Imperial King Governor

King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity notes that he ha one billion more IGNORE Doomsday cannon as you do, as well as the Smiley bomb :mp5::mp5::sniper::sniper::mp5::mp5::upyours::upyours:

OOC: Thanks Sumer and AB. :)

Instead of ignore cannons, I recommend bukkake bombs.

http://www.biggercheese.com/comics/0661.png

Well played, Sir. Well played.

NOW GO BACK TO 4FAIL WHERE YOU BELONG PHAGGOT!

In b4 b&

I still don't what the hell a Furry is!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why won't anyone explain this to me!!!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

OOC: I'm laughing so hard my face hurts

Thanks, TPF

Well played, Sir. Well played.

NOW GO BACK TO 4FAIL WHERE YOU BELONG PHAGGOT!

In b4 b&

troll harder faggot

troll harder faggot

yarly.

It should be noted that King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity, thanks everybody for all the cookies. However, King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity, would also like everyone to know that he has become extremely fat off these cookies and thus King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity is not pleased. Good day.


So much for the 20 gallons of milk I was about to send....

I still don't what the hell a Furry is!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why won't anyone explain this to me!!!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

try google, safe search off, pictures...

I still don't know what the hell a Furry is!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why won't anyone explain this to me!!!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f3/Furryfucks.jpg

Fixed

try google, safe search off, pictures...
Wow, that was like, pure evil...

try google, safe search off, pictures...

You are a terrible, terrible person.

Fixed

I'm pretty sure linking to ED will get you a permban. And lulz at Xiscapia.

I'm pretty sure linking to ED will get you a permban. And lulz at Xiscapia.

(OOC: Why? There is nothing bad on that specific link)

I try, but then again, if you fall for that, you deserve everything you get

and its not to bad....

Today, King winnkledinkle the III, serene ruler of TPF, Grand Marshall of the Furries, protector of the Furrian Church, Defender of Freedom, destroyer of World, Ruler of Noobs, and Demon of Humanity now decrees that all Furries everywhere shall be annihilated via nuclear fire. Furthermore, he decrees that a flamefest shall now begin on all yiffing furfags, and any attacks that be launched against him should be posted with uneeded venom in diplomatic communications, one line posts with attacks, horrible grammar, such wankery that their respective penises bleed, and finally ending with all 72,332 Ignore Cannons firing, before ending with a prompt banhammer on the offenders. Woe to thou who fight me.


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Congratulations Andy, you've attained a distinct honour of unprecedented proportions. You have made the first International Incidents post to ever win a Wanderjarian Official Seal of Approval. *hands over adorable white, fluffy, squalking baby seal*

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Congratulations Andy, you've attained a distinct honour of unprecedented proportions. You have made the first International Incidents post to ever win a Wanderjarian Official Seal of Approval. *hands over adorable white, fluffy, squalking baby seal*

*hands over a club*

I got that before D:< I demand something new :p

Have a bowl of Ice cream. As for me....

Thank you!!!!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!!!! But a i'm still Angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"SAVE US RON PAUL SAVE US" bleated the furries as they were carted off to the pits for prompt burnination and disposal in the piles of Ayn Rand novels set alight. But not even Xenu (Our Great Libertarian Friend in the Sky) or his human helper, Ron Paul (scourge of the Mexicans and fleet footed people of colour) could hear their pathetic baaaawwwwwing for help under a sky rendered coal black by burning flesh. It was also pointed out that Matt, supreme Briton, truthism proponent, and Scourge of the Malays came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you. Also furries.

"Get 'em lads!"
Sections of the elite 'Jurisfiction' crack team lept out from the cover of a stunted plot device, letting loose upon the unsuspecting characters of the pages. Each wore the characteristic black uniform of the agency, along with a full body protective suit: to protect from the mispelin vyrus rampant in these pages, their clothing was covered with print from the Oxford English Dictionary. And so they did need it: the carrot they had brough along as a detector was already squaking and flapping about.

Their targets were the illegal Class-B generics known as "furries", creatures that had now been banned in this work of fiction by Text Grand Central. And they had been sent in to deal with it. As the characters squealed, sprinting off through the pages, the men opened fire: eraserhead rounds from their sleek G36 assault rifles. Those not lucky enough to escape were hit, bursting into a shower of component letters that bounced along the ground in the area.
"Look what we've got here sarge!"
One of the men had pulled a carpet away, revealing exactly what they had been looking for.
"They've been dealing in illegal wanked weapons? Leave them here: we've finished."

They jumped out of the book as the emergancy erase procedure was activated. A swarm of grammasites took off in alarm as a bright light came in from the crappy introduction, slowly sweeping across the book. In its wake, remaining characters screeched and howled as the textual interface took them, or collapsed as the shrapnel of plot devices hit them, the poor quality affecting even these badly written characters. Soon, it met up with the other wave from the opposite end of the book, exploding in a shower of light.


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Back at his computer, the shitty RP'er suddenly noticed his post had disappeared. Where to? He swore, before switching back to the disturbed fetish page he had been watching a moment ago, sipping from a can of red bull.

CEO Jai Resi formally puts in a request to 'sage' this 'shit'.

shit were did my post go......

(im kidding, I don't drink red bull)

So you have disturbed fetishes Mokastana?

No I don't (definitely not furries), but I couldnt help responding to that.

Sage

This needs to be bumped.

*hands over a club*

just thought I'd add my bit

OUR NATION IS ALSO JOINING IN THE GLORIOUS CAMPAIGN TO KILL ALL FURRIES WITHIN OUR BOARDERS, AND MAY PROVIDE AMNESTY FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE DEEMED " HERO'S OF THE CAMPAIGN TO FREE OUR WORLD FROM THESE SCUM BAGS!"

We will be sending a 54,000 ton bulk cargo ship of cookies to your excellency's
of The People's Freedom as soon as our war clears up and we can redirect a ship to your wonderful ( and soon to be pure ) nation.

Best wishes to all in their crusades to purify this world from subversive and
less than human-creatures.
The Benevolent Dictator of The Armed Republic of Cascade States:sniper::sniper::sniper:

*Yawn, bored now, so STFU and die*

Laughs self silly over Alfegos most perfect psot.

>>13631380 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13631380&postcount=44)
>Sage

Sage goes in the email field. LURK MOAR NOOB!

>>48 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13648336&postcount=48) Sage goes in the email field. LURK MOAR NOOB!

Pftt Newfag doesn't know that title field is Email field.

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TLA Notes that the "Death to All attention whores" bill has passed unanimously and that we are currently preparing +9000 Superdreadnaught fleets to conquer all the attention whores.