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In a brutal display of viciousness, Lord occultis decided one fine day to irradiate Ryou.

"Theiur a small nation, and quite primitive. Go forth, my Apprentice and kill the Emperess". Lord Malice bowes his knobby head, ever obedient to his Master.

The Fleet converged over Ryou and begins shooting nuclear missles at Ryou.

Why is the Order of Darkness attacking Ryou? Because we can and it is fun.

The Plan is to irradiate Ryou and for malice to kill the Emperess.


Dodging the turblolazer blasts, Darth Malice and a picked group of Sith Knights go forth to kill the Emperess.

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The Dictatorship of China-East Asia would like to condemn this act of war by The Empire of Order of Darkness on The Grand Empire of The Ryou Black Islands. You are just another Imperialist, Facist, war-mongering scum nation in the world. Although China-East Asia has recently been against the Ryous, we do not just speak out against just one nation. Beware Empire of Order of Darkness, we shall watch you closely.

-The Foreign Department of The Dictatorship of China-East Asia

OOC: I have to say this is a pretty funny read.

OOC: Smaller and primitive nation? Are you even on the same planet(literally in the forums)?

OOC: Its just the sheer number of misspellings and grammatical errors plus the self-assured attitude of the first post.

OOC: What better way to say hello than launching nuclear weapons at each other?

[OOC] they have a lower post count than i do :eek: HOW can the country have a SINGLE nuke let alone many, my high king would love some atomic WMD's but it just wouldn't be true to the charicter or the country to just magically drop them in :(

In a brutal display of viciousness, Lord occultis decided one fine day to irradiate Ryou.

"Theiur a small nation, and quite primitive. Go forth, my Apprentice and kill the Emperess". Lord Malice bowes his knobby head, ever obedient to his Master.

The Fleet converged over Ryou and begins shooting nuclear missles at Ryou.

Why is the Order of Darkness attacking Ryou? Because we can and it is fun.

The Plan is to irradiate Ryou and for malice to kill the Emperess.


Dodging the turblolazer blasts, Darth Malice and a picked group of Sith Knights go forth to kill the Emperess.
*Lord Gerard sent this message:*
"STFU N00b... read the fucking stickies"

War over.

The first 2 posts in this thread should be saved as an example of what usually happens when a new poster godmods an attack with nukes he/she doesn't have.

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For once, I don't blame you.
OOC: What better way to say hello than launching nuclear weapons at each other?
I am totally sigging that.

"Two degrees south,"
"Aye Aye Sir! Order Of Darkness Landmass has been tergeted by I.G.N.O.R.E System."
"Patch it in to any other nations who want to share in the fun."
"Aye, sir. Power Generation a 20%, 37%, 55%, 71%, 90%, One Hundred percent charged. Matrix ready to fire."
"Excellent. Commencing firing sequence."

Onboard the Norsikian Armed Forces Orbital IGNORE Cannon, the 5 deck officers gather to the console that could change a nation's life forever. Individually, the first four inserted their keys and turned them, connecting the reactors to the power couplings leading to the main gun. With a prayer and a sigh, the commander inderted his kay, turned it, and hit the red button.

A brilliant Red Beam of Corscuating energy struck the vulnerable ground of the OOD. as if a plague had infected the very ground, it turned a mottled purple, before eveporating in a nauseating stench. Within minutes, the Order Of Darkness was no more...

[OOC: You know, I wouldn't completely scratch out the possibility that the OP here is Hat himself, since if any of you still remember that very crappy "Communist-Capitalist War" Albalast actually was Ryou.]

Wondering how they got out, the orderlies from the funny farm rounded up "occultis" and his "men" and stuffed them back in the van.

Wondering how they got out, the orderlies from the funny farm rounded up "occultis" and his "men" and stuffed them back in the van.
Nearby a group of people began singing "They're coming to take me away!" as the Order of Dorkness go back to their padded rooms.

OMG HAY. WELL I'm GUNAN NOOK U NOW> LOL. BYE.

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