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Due to the recent wave of furry crimes against humanity, morality, and decency, the AFA will be opening its doors to new members once again.

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The Charter of the Anti-Furry Alliance

Article One: Statement of Purpose
Understanding the threat "furries" place upon the moral integrity and purity of the human race, the AFA has been established for the purpose of removing this threat and supporting the moral and biological strength of the human race.

Article Two: Mutual Defense
Mutual Defence is necessary for any alliance to properly function, and especially true, due to the corrupted ideals of hyper-tolerance infesting the nations and ideologies of today.

Should any signatory nation be assaulted by furries, or a furry nation, it is the responsibility of all member states to provide military and economic assistance to protect the integrety of the member state, and to contain the furry plague.

Should any nation be assaulted not by furries, but for the reason of war being membership in the AFA and holding anti-furry policies, it shall be the responsibility of all member states to provide assistance of any sort in order to protect the integrity and sovereignty of the member nation.

Article Three: Containment and Aggression
With the knowledge that the furryism is often defended by the misguided notion of hyper-tolerance, and thus furryism is free to grow, the AFA must maintain an aggressive policy against the spread of furryism.

Member states are encouraged to band together and fight furryism wherever it may be.

Article Four: Internal Regulation
All signatories to the AFA shall outlaw furryism, applying a punishment worthy of such an offence against humanity.

All AFA signatories are encouraged to have the punishment for furryism to be of the highest magnitude permissible under the legal system of the nation.

Article Five: Signatory Nations

The Eternal Kingdom of Bryn Shander
The Imperium of New Haven
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
The Stratocratic Confederacy of Questers
The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia
The Empire of Zukariaa
The Federation of Oily prata
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman
The Holy Empire of Tartarystan
The Armed Republic of Nu Elysium
The Brotherhood of Nod
The Imperial Socialist Empire of New Nicksyllvania
The Holy Empire of The Tandu
The Golden Empire of Shakal
The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan
The Republic of Majority 12
The Binarian Empire
The Holy Empire of Tsaphiel
The Imperium of Belkaros
The Reformer Meritocratic States of South Lizasauria
The Imperial Republic of Greston
The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order
The Theocracy of Valtican City

we of Axmanland recommend a sensible tolerant approach toward furries ............ based on forced labor and forced sterilization.

Now this may seem "wishy washy" and "dangerously liberal" to some but as residents (if not citizens) of Axmanland we believe that even such as they should have a chance to contribute to the prosperity and welfare of all (by working 18 hour shifts till they drop dead from exhaustion/old age).

To this end we beg and implore you not to take the cruel and barbaric step of genocide but instead take the cruel and barbaric step towards sterilizing these beings and shipping them off to our refineries.

thank you for your time

From the desk of the Minister for Morphine

His magnificence the God-Emperor Tsaphiel cannot, and Will not stand by while Furries are allowed to breathe.
The Holy Empire of Tsaphiel wishes to show full support to the Anti-furry alliance. Let us move forward together, to bring an end to this blight on the face of humanity.

We of the Nation of Kirchensittenbach and the Brotherhood of Germany, pledge our support towards the removal of this threat, so that the uncounted billions of moral citizens of all our glorious nations may be safe

We stand ready to pursue whatever path you have planned to remove this threat, but wish your nation to heed the words of Axmanland

Though these furries are undesirables, members of our Alliance raise the same issue: Forced labor
It has long been a custom with some of our brother nations, to turn the undesirables into useful labour forces, and have them contribute towards the nation that they would otherwise take from.

So we support the suggested path of sterilization and forced labor above other methods, unless circumstances dictate otherwise, in which case we must take other actions to purge them.
We await your decision.....

Yours respectfully

Kommissar-Field Marshal Konrad von Kleist

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The Resi Corporation wonders how, exactly, furries constitute a threat. While admittedly a growing sentient race other than humans may look to be alarming to those xenophobic nations among us, but has not a furry eyes, like men? Have they not hands, physical organs, bodily form, the same senses, likes, and passions? Are they not nourished by the same food as men, hurt by the same weapons, affected by the same diseases, healed by the same medicines, warmed by summer and cooled by winter just as a human is? If you pierce a furry's skin, does he not bleed? If you tickle him, does he not laugh? If you poison him, will he not die? If you injure him, will he not have his revenge?

More importantly, will he buy fine Resicorp products, the same as any man?

~CEO Jai Resi

The Binarian Empire would like to re-afirm its ties to this Grand Alliance.

We of the Nation of Kirchensittenbach and the Brotherhood of Germany, pledge our support towards the removal of this threat, so that the uncounted billions of moral citizens of all our glorious nations may be safe

We stand ready to pursue whatever path you have planned to remove this threat, but wish your nation to heed the words of Axmanland

Though these furries are undesirables, members of our Alliance raise the same issue: Forced labor
It has long been a custom with some of our brother nations, to turn the undesirables into useful labour forces, and have them contribute towards the nation that they would otherwise take from.

So we support the suggested path of sterilization and forced labor above other methods, unless circumstances dictate otherwise, in which case we must take other actions to purge them.
We await your decision.....

Yours respectfully

Kommissar-Field Marshal Konrad von Kleist

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Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: The Anti-Furry Alliance
From: The Democratic Republic of the Vanteland
The Democratic Republic, being a firm believer in the natural spledor, majesty, dominion, et cetera of the Imperium of Man, would like to join this most noble alliance. We would also like to note that the dominion of Man over the wild beasts of nature has been affirmed in every religion of note, including majority religion Christianity.

Surely, these beasts are to be commanded like any other; the only other alternative being that they're tests of Man's power placed on other by the Devil.

-Tucker Boot, President

The AFA welcomes The Democratic Republic of the Vanteland, The Imperium of Belkaros, and The Holy Empire of Tsaphiel.

Sirs, we here at Gen-Tech Bio-Mams would like to know how you feel on bio-engeinered life forms. We here in the Republic have a large military, 1/8 of it is all gen-tech life forms, such as dog-boys, cat-men and others.

~Official Communique~

Didn't the almighty mod-gods smite you or something?

Sincerley,
Ingram J Hasley

Sirs, we here at Gen-Tech Bio-Mams would like to know how you feel on bio-engeinered life forms. We here in the Republic have a large military, 1/8 of it is all gen-tech life forms, such as dog-boys, cat-men and others.
Yiff in Hell.

~Official Communique~

Didn't the almighty mod-gods smite you or something?

Sincerley,
Ingram J Hasley

No. Die in a fire.

~Official Communiqe~

No thank you. I'd perfer to watch you burn in your own fire you've started by rebuilding this alliance. Have a nice day

Sincerely,
Ingram J Hasley

Sirs. That was not real polite. All we did was ask a question. May you forever be stamped on by the God of Tech.

South Lizasauria whole-heartedly opposes most forms of perversion due to the health and social hazards they cause. We would like to join this alliance.

South Lizasauria whole-heartedly opposes most forms of perversion due to the health and social hazards they cause. We would live to join this alliance.OOC: Furries are a species in this case. Welcome to FT.

OOC: Furries are a species in this case. Welcome to FT.

OOC: I mistook them for the perverts in suits. And btw, I AM FT.

OOC: Tech level is irrelevant. They burn the same regardless of if you use fire or plasma.

Message from the Chief Governor
To make you wet your bed and cry for momma, ya cowards

Dear Friends,

I believe it should be noted that the first time you tried this horrible attempt at whatever you call Mass Genocide, we saved "Furries" from your horrible attempts at eradicating them. Indeed, those tribes you believed destroyed, live within our borders! What is more insane is that, *gasp*, they are citizens! They also have the same rights, and same lifestyles, as normal humans do. Indeed, while they may be classified as "anthropomorphic" by your standards, they are classified as a different species of sentient creatures by our own.

Oh how we pity you, for you try to seem SO strong. Yet you are weak, and each and every attempt you make will be met with disaster. Indeed, once again we will save the lives of the many. Once again, they will live within our borders. Once again, they will be Anagonians. And, once again, we will fart in your general direction and laugh at your pitiful attempts at world supremacy.

On a side note, seeing as your trying to be cool kids and all, I dare you to invade and try to wipe out our "extensive furry population". So many have threatened, and yet all have wet their beds. We actually had to change a few, mind you. Every member of your "alliance" will probably be mocked continuously on our news networks. And, more than likely, we'll probably fund terrorist groups to kill your population, then use the videos they capture for entertainment purposes.

I mean, hell, your killing innocent sentient beings. Why can't we? It's only fair to slaughter your children while they sleep, rape your precious women while they bathe, and probably gut your men while they use the bathroom. Those are things that we love to see, because your alliance....is...well...just horrible at trying to be serious, so basically were trying to mock your progress any way possible. Because we just LOVE to see your people die! Especially the precious children of Anagonia, who watch your horrible deaths early in the morning!

Yes, Ratings...always the purpose for the killings we pay for. Anyways, have a nice day!

Yours without consent,
Johnny Standford
Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

OOC:

Man this entire Furry thing makes me laugh. I flipped a coin, and decided to be pro-furry. So nothing meant in OOC. Its entirely IC. I'm just enjoying throwing road-blocks here and there.

The Imperium of Belkaros has declared war on The Ryou Black Islands. All AFA nations are requested to echo the declaration and begin the removal of these islands from the face of the Earth.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554737

Official Communication

The Confederate States of the Far Echo Islands hereby condemns this sorry coagulation of militaristic oppressive governments that so parades itself as some form of alliance or bloc of member states.

This inhumane party is a scar upon the world and all its member states have hereby been blacklisted and embargoed by the Confederate States of the Far Echo Islands.

With Utmost Contempt,
Kez Iko
Arbiter of the Confederacy

Official Communication

The Confederate States of the Far Echo Islands hereby condemns this sorry coagulation of militaristic oppressive governments that so parades itself as some form of alliance or bloc of member states.

This inhumane party is a scar upon the world and all its member states have hereby been blacklisted and embargoed by the Confederate States of the Far Echo Islands.

With Utmost Contempt,
Kez Iko
Arbiter of the Confederacy

Imperial Diplomatic Communication

Ditto that first paragraph. We are, however, still formulating a final response.

~ Imperial Diplomatic Representative John Garrett

The Great Dravanian Empire will not stand for these furries, and will not rest until each one of them is wiped off my sacred land

OOC: I'm retconning anything I've done with this alliance. I was dubious when Hat got into this, and frankly he's not worth the trouble. Nothing against any of you, but as long as Hat's around, and that'll be a while if the past is any measure, he'll be getting the whole furry thing stained with his presence.

OOC: Man this entire Furry thing makes me laugh. I flipped a coin, and decided to be pro-furry. So nothing meant in OOC. Its entirely IC. I'm just enjoying throwing road-blocks here and there.
(OOC: Hah, I know what that's like.

When I just started on NS, my nation was 25% furry because I took in some refugees from something like this and they multiplied like, well, furries. After I reset all the storylines having to do with the Resi Corporation after I came back to NS, I decided to be pro-furry, but to secretly try and do everything in our power to keep them out of our nation. Deep down we're all big hypocrites. :P )

To: Anagonia
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

As long as they aren't polluting our society, we couldn't care less what they're doing in your nation.

Highly Encrypted Message

To: Bryn Shanders
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

We'd like to be labeled as a member, but we still want to maintain our sovereignty, military-wise, politically, etc. Also, we are pepper bombing the Pro-Furry alliance meetings in Shai.

However, we will do what we can when the Furries attempt to invade a fellow member.

OOC: I'm retconning anything I've done with this alliance. I was dubious when Hat got into this, and frankly he's not worth the trouble. Nothing against any of you, but as long as Hat's around, and that'll be a while if the past is any measure, he'll be getting the whole furry thing stained with his presence.


OOC: All the more reason to kill them all with fire.

(OOC: Hah, I know what that's like.

When I just started on NS, my nation was 25% furry because I took in some refugees from something like this and they multiplied like, well, furries. After I reset all the storylines having to do with the Resi Corporation after I came back to NS, I decided to be pro-furry, but to secretly try and do everything in our power to keep them out of our nation. Deep down we're all big hypocrites. :P )

OOC:

Yea, I know it. Around the time this first started, I openly opposed it and retrieved the refugee's from the first time this Alliance sparked up. Now, I'm just wondering around doing nothing. I mean, hell, whatever's been happening has sparked an all-out flame war between newbies and elites. So I just decided to be a hypocrite myself, lmao. I mean, I can't take anything seriously anymore when it deals with personal OOC distastes.

Also, glad to see another Old Fart. Care to buy me another damn cane? You stole mine.

Due to the recent wave of furry crimes against humanity, morality, and decency, the AFA will be opening its doors to new members once again.

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The Charter of the Anti-Furry Alliance

Article One: Statement of Purpose
Understanding the threat "furries" place upon the moral integrity and purity of the human race, the AFA has been established for the purpose of removing this threat and supporting the moral and biological strength of the human race.

Article Two: Mutual Defense
Mutual Defence is necessary for any alliance to properly function, and especially true, due to the corrupted ideals of hyper-tolerance infesting the nations and ideologies of today.

Should any signatory nation be assaulted by furries, or a furry nation, it is the responsibility of all member states to provide military and economic assistance to protect the integrety of the member state, and to contain the furry plague.

Should any nation be assaulted not by furries, but for the reason of war being membership in the AFA and holding anti-furry policies, it shall be the responsibility of all member states to provide assistance of any sort in order to protect the integrity and sovereignty of the member nation.

Article Three: Containment and Aggression
With the knowledge that the furryism is often defended by the misguided notion of hyper-tolerance, and thus furryism is free to grow, the AFA must maintain an aggressive policy against the spread of furryism.

Member states are encouraged to band together and fight furryism wherever it may be.

Article Four: Internal Regulation
All signatories to the AFA shall outlaw furryism, applying a punishment worthy of such an offence against humanity.

All AFA signatories are encouraged to have the punishment for furryism to be of the highest magnitude permissible under the legal system of the nation.

Article Five: Signatory Nations

The Eternal Kingdom of Bryn Shander
The Imperium of New Haven
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
The Stratocratic Confederacy of Questers
The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia
The Empire of Zukariaa
The Federation of Oily prata
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman
The Holy Empire of Tartarystan
The Armed Republic of Nu Elysium
The Brotherhood of Nod
The Imperial Socialist Empire of New Nicksyllvania
The Holy Empire of The Tandu
The Golden Empire of Shakal
The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan
The Republic of Majority 12
The Binarian Empire
The Holy Empire of Tsaphiel
The Imperium of Belkaros
The Reformer Meritocratic States of South Lizasauria
The Imperial Republic of Greston
The Fascist Federation of The Grand World Order



Apoclypsia will stand with you, if you will also join our alliance against the imperialistic, jingoistic rouge state of bandits known as Ryou.

Follow this thread if you wish to tell Ryou that were tired of his unceasing waging of war and endless bloodshed.

Join now, or fall prey to the vicious criminal state Ryou. Together we can make it a better future where ryou dosen't shove their sick and diseased ways on us!!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779 http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779

Apoclypsia will stand with you, if you will also join our alliance against the imperialistic, jingoistic rouge state of bandits known as Ryou.

Follow this thread if you wish to tell Ryou that were tired of his unceasing waging of war and endless bloodshed.

Join now, or fall prey to the vicious criminal state Ryou. Together we can make it a better future where ryou dosen't shove their sick and diseased ways on us!!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779 http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=554779
...No, that's OK. We're good.

The Mighty Patapon and his people stand against this alliance. Furries have done nothing to cause harm to The Mighty Patapon nor his people, and cannot stand for an alliance against such a harmless peoples.

The Mighty Patapon

The Empire of Human Terror would like to respectfully disagree with the topic of conversation in this thread.

Furries are an extremely useful and necessary part of every society.

For starters, the entire hunting industry depends on their participation, as does the clothing industry, various food establishments, and even one or two game shows created to pacify the masses.

Furthermore, they provide a necessary form of cheap, impromptu, live entertainment for the ignorant and benighted masses. How can a despotic, insane, evil Emperor hope to maintain his ruthless grip of crushing oppression over his subjects, if his subjects have no means to give voice to their frustration?

We ask you, no, We appeal to you, is not the highest form of communion to become one with the Emperor who rules over you? How can we hope to give our miserable peasants a chance to understand our glorious Evil if they do not have any furries to crush and anhilate?

Where else, can our Ordo Medicae find test subjects for their necessary research in the medical, rehabilitative, and mind controlling fields of study?

Where else, can our Ordo Bellum Frater find such excellent targets for practicing their beautiful art form?

What Equal Citizen of Human Terror can forget the days when his Female Parental Unit would give him Toasted Furbites for his Secondary Privilege Meal? Ah, good times my friends, good times.

Why, we would be forced to use even a larger percentage of our Equal Citizenry to fullfill these needs then we currently do!

No my friends, toleration and liberalism is necessary. We must make use of this abomination to God and Man known as "the furry".

Seek not to destroy the furry my friends, lest you run out of meat for dinner tomorrow

(with thanks to intertran.com for their english-latin translator!)

To: Human Terror
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

ANIMALS are what we eat.

FURRIES are what we kill.

We believe you don't have a clue as to what furries are. If you do, and still defend them, go die in a fire.

Actually, I do know what furries are. I also think they should be shot on sight. I just like being original and having fun.

You know, original? Instead of saying "go die in a fire" which has been said at least four times on this forum, I'd say I personally hope you get stomach cancer and die a long and protracted death. See? That's original. Heartfelt even.

I would usually put another IC post by Aaron Paul, but this time, I have to comment OOCly.

Somebody should do a favor for the sake of promoting roleplay quality and coherence by shoving this bandwagon, thread fad, roleplay quality murderer, beaten like a dead horse old meme into its place, together with the superdreadnought craze and with the "LOOK I KILL JEWS" one: Oblivion.

Not a problem for me. It's just that this stuff is rarely a good example for newbies and tends to be downrightly silly because of the OOC Internet Hate Machine, of the OOC connotation of itself, and because it's difficult to take seriously something about anthropomorphic animals unless it involves a Nazi Donald Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZiRiIpZVF4).

Nevermind my rants though. There are just few that manage to make a high quality, serious, original RP involving sentient anthropomorphic or just talking animals with no undertones of "yiff" or other things that led me to think that in the Internet, there are many times when ignorance is bliss.

I just wanted this "fursecution" bandwagon to die for once and all. It never helped with II RP quality.

OOC: Is this thread still active? If yes:

IC:

Speaking on the part of my other nation, the META Syndicate, the Syndicate would greatly be pleased to be accepted into the ranks of this glorious alliance! For long has the Syndicate strived to destroy and eradicate the terrible abominations that have - what a disgrace to the holy order of life - in their veins the blood of man and beast, mixed. Day and night the Syndicate's hunters are on the march, searching swampland and forest until we have destroyed the last bit of these creatures. Seeing that there are fellow huntsmen to coordinate our hunt with, we would like to join this alliance.

Hopeful to hear from you soon, and thank you for your time,
Muro Hasegawa
Strongman of the META Syndicate