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Oh joy of joy by the grace of our wise and unstable high king axman deposits of bauxite (aluminium ore) and chalcopyrite (copper ore) have been discovered in the foothills around our capital.

although not as valuable as some natural resources these natural bounties carefully mined to avoid undue environmental impact will provide a small but steady surplus that will be made available for export

Axmanland seeks between one and four trade partners to set up a goods for goods trade agreement and would urge those looking for a stable source of copper and aluminium perhaps to build up an air force or I.C.B.M network to think of Axmanland

any trade partners will be expected to set up an embassy ( thread below)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553984&highlight=Axmanland

The goods Axmanland will consider "premium" and therefore will receive preference are

L.N.G (liquid natural gas)
intoxicants
uranium oxide
heavy water
smallpox and smallpox vaccines
industrial centrifuge's
pornography
snack goods and sweet baked products
advanced crowd control equipment
aircraft
personnel support tanks

thank you for your time

TO HIGH KING AXMAN, FROM THE OFFICE OF DICTATOR DURANT ADAMS

Miroxia would be happy to supply with one pound of snacks and sweet baked products for one pound of copper.

Just sign the enclosed contract.

I, King Axman, agree to give the Pacific Isle Dictatorship of Miroxia one pound of copper for every pound of snack good they supply to us. If deals do not go through, I agree that lawsuits may occur. I promise to send it within 24 hours of said sent snacks.

Dictator Durant Adams

(for King Axman)

High King Axman of The Nation of Axmanland

We wish to purchase some of your copper and or aluminum resources recently found in your nation.

David Glasgow
CEO of Corporate Energy and Metals

From a very private channel

We wish to purchase your pornography....as much as you can provide.

Thank you,
Someone named Caster
From the Office of Foreign Affairs and Activities

we of Axmanland accept Miroxia offer off sweet tasty backed goods for copper

And we would like to agree in principle to supply Greston with copper if an appropriate product for you to trade for copper can be found


and we of axmanland want to initiate a pornographic cultural exchange with Anagonia allowing private citizens of both lands to freely trade porn in the spirit of international fraternity