NationStates Jolt Archive

Aissurian National Navy to disband several Battleships.

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Today, the leader General of The Aissurian National Navy made this announcement,

"Today, we have decided to disband over 50% of out Battleships. They really serve to purpose in the Modern World, and require too much Manpower and Money to keep them. This action will free up a lot of Manpower and Money for other uses. We can finnaly expand the small Coast Guard. Expect those Drug Dealers to be caught before they enter Aissur!"-General Idak.

This comes after a Independent Research Class estimated several Costs for the number of Battleships used. The Navy mostly ignored this until feateured in several News Magazines.

To: Leader General of the Aissurian Navy
From: High Admiral Heinrich Fulier

Greetings comrade, I believe the Volzgradien Navy may have an interesting proposition for you. Because of earlier civil war and economic troubles; Volzgrad's Navy is in a disastrous state. Our battleship fleet is far too small to defeat even a decent sized opposing fleet. To get to the point, we would like to purchase the battleships that your Navy has recently disbanded. We believe that we will make much better use of these ships, and we believe that they're better with us than in a scrap yard. If you agree, then the Volzgradien Navy will pay you what ever reasonable amount you wish. Once the ships have been bought, then I will send a crew of sailors to sail the ships back to our ports. Good day comrade, and glory and prosperity to you and your nation.

P.S. Would your nation be interested in forming a Military/Economic Alliance?

[OOC:Woops, used the "Leader" for a diffrent thing than deleted it but left leader.]
To: High Admiral Heinrich Fulier
From: General Idak of the Nation Aissurian Navy.

We must accept this propasal. We ask that you pay 9 Billion per ship. Our Battleships are the Azrael Class. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11475280&postcount=542) [OOC: Ship designed by United Earthlings.] We are decommisioning five of these ships.
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Official Message from the Desk of King Jeoff. Current king of the Monarchy of Aissur.

Our Nation is interested in forming this such of an alliance with yours. Please contact me with further information. Thank you.

Tag, I want to read this.

From: Prime Minister Nikolai Fields
To: Soviet Assiur and Volzgrad

I Would Be Interested In this Alliance, and i would provide oil to your nations for free.

OOC: It would probably be a bad idea, but how about we restart the Red Star Alliance?

To: General Idak of the Aissurian Navy
From: High Admiral Heinrich Fulier

It has been a pleasure doing business with you comrade. All 45 billion dollars will be wired to your government immediately. 3 Volzgradien Cruisers are already on their way to safe guard the ships journey to the Volzgradien city of Alexiograd. The Volzgradien ministry of Foreign Affairs has already begun making proposals for a new alliance between our nations. Prosperity and power to you and Soviet Aissur.

[OOC:My nation is no longer "Soviet" Aissur. As my sig declares. If only people realized that, and if I had made my nation Aissur. Lets keep the posts be invovled with the News and nothing else.]

UAMS announces Earnings for 2007-2008.


Today, the United Aissurian Military Systems announced their profits. It was good, until the Revlot occured. From January 2007 to Dec 2007, UAMS made a total of 247 million dollars. From Jan 2008 to April 2008, earnings totaled -574 million. The major loss happened when the Revolters destroyed the factories and the HQ building in the Capital of Aissur. They have declared bankruptcy and will close its doors.

The only large Manafacturer is the Aissurian Weapons Inc. It is expected to make record profits after almost of copeitition will close down. It sells weapons to both Civilians and Government personal. Accountants are predicting earnings of over 1 billion Aissurian Dollars.

The AWI is in some aspects, larger than the original UAMS, it employs the largest number of workers and has the largest factory output. But the UAMS got several key Government commisions which allowed it to pass the AWI. The AWI is expected to create more factories and employ more workers after the earnings.

The Aissurian News Cast will now have a mailing list. Any person who wants to be mailed (TGed.) when there is News, please inform the ANC at the following address,

2845 News Blv. Aissuria.

List:

From: The United Yanitarian Aerospace Investment Firm
To: The UAMS corporation
Subject: Bankruptcy

It is our understanding that you have declared bankruptcy and will be closing down your business. Would it be possible for the UYAIF to expand into Aissur by buying your remaining factories off of your corporation, or perhaps the bank that now controls it?

[OOC: I just realized I have no clue what a factory would sell for.]
From: Lyle Issak, Former CEO of UAMS.
To: The United Yanitarian Aerospace Investment Firm

Currently, we have one Factory left in Aissur. It is located outside a small town of 640 people. It is a Medium Sized Factory and the AWI did not name it with the list of Factories it would buy. You may name the price and we will advance from there.

Jeoff establishes Paraliment, and bill allowing Nuclear Power Plants is passed 29-1.


Today, Jeoff has authorized the creation of a Paraliment. It will contain 30 members elected by the people. However, Jeoff reserves the right to veto any bill, but the second house, The Senate, may overide the veto with at least 6 of the ten members voting for it. Jeoff also allowed them to create a Federal Court, which will mainly watch over the Government.

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Now on the second news, the first bill passed by the Paraliment and The Senate is The Nuclear Power Act, which allows Nuclear Power Plants in Aissur. Many citizens applauded this bill.

[OOC: I just realized I have no clue what a factory would sell for.]
From: Lyle Issak, Former CEO of UAMS.
To: The United Yanitarian Aerospace Investment Firm

Currently, we have one Factory left in Aissur. It is located outside a small town of 640 people. It is a Medium Sized Factory and the AWI did not name it with the list of Factories it would buy. You may name the price and we will advance from there.

We will offer you 20 million for the factory.

OOC: I have no idea either.

That would be most acceptable.

Nationwide manhunt ends in death of one, and four wounded.

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Today, the Aissurian National Police Department (ANPD) announced the ending of a 2 month long manhunt of James Willinforg.

James was a bank robber and a murderor. If caught, he would of served the death penalty. He has robbed three banks, and killed 23 people, including his pregnant wife and four Policemen.

The Manhunt was about to be called off when a Citizen called in a brokendown car. The car matched the description of James' car. Police were quick to respond. James attempted to start his car but it would not. He then fled on foot to a nearby river. He fired on police hiting four Policemen. The Police then returned fire and killed him.

His body was found two days later, when a fishermen reported seeing his body. His body was then fished out by the Coast Guard.

A wake will be held Saturday, and a Funeral Sunday.
[OOC: No, not a thread. Just to add to the realism.]

Attempt on King Jeoff's life fails.

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We bring you shocking news. During a recent parade in which Jeoff was in, a carbomb was found. The carbomb was located inside the Mercedes on the road the Parade was planned to take. Police found the car when clearing the streets. It was suspected to be a carbomb after recent threats on the King's life. The Police successfully disarmed the bomb. The Aissurian Freedom Fighters claimed responsibility for the carbomb, saying, "Expect to see more of this, we will kill Jeoff!"