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PRESS RELEASE FROM THE APOCLYPSIAN SACRAL COLLEGE


By the Grace of the Gods, the Sacral College of Apoclypsia recently was able to bring about the creation of the Insectoid race.
This was done by mixing human and ant genes, creating an intelligent hybrid with the strength of the ant and the intelligence of an average human.
Colonies of Insectoids have begun to planted In Arezoneya and Nu Mexzeco, for the purposes of serving as shock troops for Apoclypsia and as border patrol.
[LEFT]The Sacral College, in a rare move is offering Insectoid queens to other nations, for the purposes of raising their own Insectoid armies.
[LEFT]Insectoids do not need a lot of food, and are perfect for environments that are inhospitable to humans, including deserts and jungles. All Insectoid nests respond to different pherenomes, and will attack any creature that does not have the correct pherenome.
[LEFT]This being the case, purchasers of fertilized Insectoid queens will receive the proper pherenomes to use. These pherenomes effect Insectoid Workers and Warriors so that, besides the queen, they will obey your every wish.
[LEFT]Lastly, since Insectoids are as intelligent as an average human being, they are capable of learning various skills and even technical use of equipment. Further, their exoskeletons are natural bullet proof armor, superior in many ways to bulletproof vests.

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For this amazing discovery, the Binarian Committee of Random International Awards, has chosen this abomanation to be awarded the Medel of EPIC PHAIL. The Prize is made out of macaroni and glue, and comes with a monetary award of negative Five Million USD (Universal Standard Dollars), scissors, and a treadmill.

For this amazing discovery, the Binarian Committee of Random International Awards, has chosen this abomanation to be awarded the Medel of EPIC PHAIL. The Prize is made out of macaroni and glue, and comes with a monetary award of negative Five Million USD (Universal Standard Dollars), scissors, and a treadmill.

+1 for the epic phail award... damn what a load of crap

For this amazing discovery, the Binarian Committee of Random International Awards, has chosen this abomanation to be awarded the Medel of EPIC PHAIL. The Prize is made out of macaroni and glue, and comes with a monetary award of negative Five Million USD (Universal Standard Dollars), scissors, and a treadmill.

Ok...By order of the Apoclypsian Council of Elders, a drifting ship filled with Insectoids is sent your direction..without the necessary pherenomes.
In addition, the drifting ship is filled with guns and ammo, of which the Insectoids understand how to use. We are sure you will enjoy our gift, since the Ship is also filled with Insectoid eggs and impregnated Queens.
BTW..without the pherenomes, the Insectoids will treat your citizens as enemies attacking their new nest-YOUR country. We hope you enjoy this and we thank you for the EPIC PHAIL Award. Have a nice day..more ships on the way...:D

Ok...By order of the Apoclypsian Council of Elders, a drifting ship filled with Insectoids is sent your direction..without the necessary pherenomes.
In addition, the drifting ship is filled with guns and ammo, of which the Insectoids understand how to use. We are sure you will enjoy our gift, since the Ship is also filled with Insectoid eggs and impregnated Queens.
BTW..without the pherenomes, the Insectoids will treat your citizens as enemies attacking their new nest-YOUR country. We hope you enjoy this and we thank you for the EPIC PHAIL Award. Have a nice day..more ships on the way...:D


OOC: You really don't get it do you? Your insectoids are utter crap. They are completely impossible. You have no idea how gene splicing works do you? For it to work, humans and ants would have to share pretty much the same DNA. So as I said before, this is EPIC Phail.

Destroy This Evil abomination as it is agaisnt the Gods themselves. You have 3 Days to stop the problem or i shall send in those infected with the GREY DEATH!

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa29/zekosan/Diplohead-3.png

Oh Noes!

A punishment, we will be preparing to fire the I.G.N.O.R.E cannon on you
(Incredibly
Great
Null
Oscillation
Reflex
Energy)

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa29/zekosan/Tezla.png

Launches IGNORE ICBM.

IgnoreNuke Blows up

Actually the epic phail is on your part Bi-

please see these scientific accomplishments

In 1991, researchers at DNA Plant Technology developed an experimental genetically engineered variety of tomato that expressed a gene identified in an Arctic flounder (1). The flounder gene encoded a protein which confers cold resistance to the fish. The goal was to develop tomato plants that could withstand frost in the field and fruits that resist cold damage in storage

Main article here...http://www.exn.ca/Stories/2001/01/11/53.asp (http://www.exn.ca/Stories/2001/01/11/53.asp)

ANDi has been engineered to carry a foreign gene known as GFP (green fluorescent protein which is found naturally in jellyfish). GFP was chosen for a few reasons: its use is common, it's safe and it is traceable for the researchers.

~snip~
Nexia Technologies of Montreal managed to genetically alter goats to allow them to produce spider silk in their milk

Too much here to C&P- but its insertion of HUMAN genes into plants (http://www.genecampaign.org/News/fish_genes_tomato.htm)

So I think Bi, you're the failure to prove...

Actually the epic phail is on your part Bi-

please see these scientific accomplishments



Main article here...http://www.exn.ca/Stories/2001/01/11/53.asp (http://www.exn.ca/Stories/2001/01/11/53.asp)



~snip~


Too much here to C&P- but its insertion of HUMAN genes into plants (http://www.genecampaign.org/News/fish_genes_tomato.htm)

So I think Bi, you're the failure to prove...

Right..Yup, your absolutely right. As far as the Insectoids being a threat, our Shamans were taught to do it by the Gods.

Insectoids, for your information, are of average human sizes. They are of ordinary intelligence, and quite ameanable to being instructed. Except..of course you don't have the proper pherenomes. Then they are quite violent...which is very sad for them, LOL.

I would argue with you about it being against the will of the Gods. The Gods have not banned ALL technology, or evil war socery. As far as genetics or whatever, we approach it with reverence for the Gods and only our Shamans, our holy men, are allowed to conduct D.N.A splicing or whatever.
No where in the Old American Scriptures or the Sacred Law does it condemn or declare evil the use of DNA technology. It DOES declare the use of metal weapons or guns illegal, with the provision that the Copper Warrior Society, our security, are given a waiver on the prohibition.
As far as guns, we don;t have a problem using them elsewhere. The only dyed in the wool rule we have is no nuclear weapons or weapons of mass destruction.
A word of caution: Insectoids breed just as quickly as their ant forebears. It is entirely possible that within one year you may find thousands and possibly millions of Insectoids on your land. Might be a good idea to buy the proper pherenomkes for us..or not. (shrug) you decide.

Destroy This Evil abomination as it is agaisnt the Gods themselves. You have 3 Days to stop the problem or i shall send in those infected with the GREY DEATH!

A couple thoughts cross our mind:

to wit;

1) We haven't threatened you nor will we.

2) Any action on your part will cause us to IMMEDIATELY go to the World Assembly and petition for your nation to receive economic sanctions for it's vicious and brutal behavior

3)Because of your threat, we have devoted three whole Nests of breeding Queens to training for war. As such, they will be taught to use weapons, including guns. This does not violate the Sacred Laws or the Old American Scriptures since it is across the Rio Grande, it is not part of the Sacred Land of Apoclypsia, and thus the prohibitions of the Sacred Law do not apply.

From the Desk
of
Most Holy and Serene Pope Peter-Thomas Aquantais

By the grace of God the blasphemers of Sacral College and your National Leaders shall find them selves in the fiery depths of Hell from being smitten by his glory and power. God has no time to deal with the scoundrels to ruin and destroy his creations. He is forgiving and patient only to those whom are deserving.

Thank you.

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE APOCLYPSIAN SACRAL COLLEGE


By the Grace of the Gods, the Sacral College of Apoclypsia recently was able to bring about the creation of the Insectoid race.
This was done by mixing human and ant genes, creating an intelligent hybrid with the strength of the ant and the intelligence of an average human.
Colonies of Insectoids have begun to planted In Arezoneya and Nu Mexzeco, for the purposes of serving as shock troops for Apoclypsia and as border patrol.
[LEFT]The Sacral College, in a rare move is offering Insectoid queens to other nations, for the purposes of raising their own Insectoid armies.
[LEFT]Insectoids do not need a lot of food, and are perfect for environments that are inhospitable to humans, including deserts and jungles. All Insectoid nests respond to different pherenomes, and will attack any creature that does not have the correct pherenome.
[LEFT]This being the case, purchasers of fertilized Insectoid queens will receive the proper pherenomes to use. These pherenomes effect Insectoid Workers and Warriors so that, besides the queen, they will obey your every wish.
[LEFT]Lastly, since Insectoids are as intelligent as an average human being, they are capable of learning various skills and even technical use of equipment. Further, their exoskeletons are natural bullet proof armor, superior in many ways to bulletproof vests.



OOC: Your Super Soldiers are not unstopable. and I have many Reasons why.

First off, your claim that their Exoskeletons are Bulletproof. They might be, but Humans have ways of makeing something that can go though their Exoskeletons and hence, you have a Problem.

Another thing is Insectocides, like DDT, can kill them, even if they become inmune to it later on, Their are Biological ways of killing them, like a Hybird Virus of Ebola and what ever Virus that can wipe out a whole nest of Ants.

The Third thing is that someone can just make a hybird Human/Ant-Predator to fight against them. Ants may be good for Super Soldiers, but they have Predators that can hunt them down, such as Anteaters, Other Ants and even Humans.

So your Insectoids are not unstopable.

and you are Un-Ignored.