NationStates Jolt Archive

Isabella declares Rovanuvistan "an Enemy of Civilzied Nations"

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands

Empress Isabella today said that The nation of Rovanuvistan was "a Threat, an Enemy of all Civilzied Nations in The world."

the reason was the fact that it was posable that the Rovanuvistan Goverment was Putting People into Death Camps. "Someone who put their own people into Death camps is No Better then Fordock, Automagfreek and Nazi Germany." The Empress Said, "All Ryous will never go near that nation, and luckly, No Ryous are in that Evil Nation or will ever unless it was an Army to Free it from their evil Leaders."

a Trade Embargo and Travel ban has been declared against Rovanuvistan.

Official Statement from TSRT Government
"We do love the TRBI's governments inane ramblings. They provide much amusement at the foreign ministry."
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Official Statement from TSRT Government
"We do love the TRBI's governments inane ramblings. They provide much amusement at the foreign ministry."
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Personal Response

We enjoy watching your nation from space, and seeing how you treat your people. Its quite amusing on the Gore Channels.

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Official Reply
"We're glad to know that our Labor Camps have a use beyond criminal punishment*."
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OOC:*Well, that and easier resource extraction...

'It seems the people of these nations speak a highly colloquialized version of the english language.' said Albhert Gar, national expert of primitive languages at the university of Auman in Zhamssassar. 'It is quite obvious to anyone who is fluent in the english language that these people speak a simplified version of the dialect, like American English...though further dumbed down.' Albhert takes a strong puff from his pipe and continues to speak to the reporter that was interviewing him.

'To me, it looks like they don't really care much for proper spelling, grammar or sentence structure. More likely, they are just writing down the gist of what they mean and saying "Oh, I suppose that's good enough." A shame really.'

Personal Response

We enjoy watching your nation from space, and seeing how you treat your people. Its quite amusing on the Gore Channels.

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Office of Entertainment Minister John Johnson

We were wondering if we could get the feed to those channels. We find that misanthropic gore is a huge ratings draw in the states of Bourge and Cla.

OOC: There actually is not that much gore in my Gulag's. Oh, sure, ocassionally someone is shot in the neck because of failing to show up to work or becoming too much of a burden. But usually the prisoners are put into mining projects. There are three levels of camps, moderate regime, strict regime, and very strict regime. The differences are in the quality and quantity of food as well as the work hours.

The real gory stuff(mostly involving scientific experiments) happen in top secret facilities underground.

OOC: There actually is not that much gore in my Gulag's. Oh, sure, ocassionally someone is shot in the neck because of failing to show up to work or becoming too much of a burden. But usually the prisoners are put into mining projects. There are three levels of camps, moderate regime, strict regime, and very strict regime. The differences are in the quality and quantity of food as well as the work hours.

The real gory stuff(mostly involving scientific experiments) happen in top secret facilities underground.

OOC:

Oh com'on, you know you want ratings!

IC:

Response to Office of Entertainment Minister John Johnson

Sure, our channels are open world-wide. Have fun.

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OOC:

Oh com'on, you know you want ratings!

IC:

Response to Office of Entertainment Minister John Johnson

Sure, our channels are open world-wide. Have fun.

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Office of Entertainment Minister John Johnson

Thank you for access to these channels. In return, we will give you commercial free access to the Bourgenstein Basketball League and the Bourgenstein Football League for your broadcast companies.

John Johnson
Minister of Entertainment

Office of Entertainment Minister John Johnson

TSRT Government,

We would so like to have access to any feeds that you have from your underground labs. Just the gory stuff, you can censor out any sensative secret documents that might appear on screen. The people of Bourge and Cla thank you.

John Johnson
Minister of Entertainment

"'Civilzied?' 'Civilzied?!'" yelled the puzzled Commissar at his desk, "I realise that this is likely to be 'civilised', but Fordock and Automagfreek cannot be compared to a fictional 'Nazi Germany', whatever that is. I heard something about it in the news the other day about a fascist cult running about yelling 'sieg heil sieg heil' but other than that I have never heard of a 'Nazi Germany'. Anyway, I highly doubt that anybody the people of Rovanuvistan truly care about the Ryou Black Islands, seeing as to how their actions during one of the ancient 'Capitalist-Communist Wars' nearly got them glassed over with nuclear missiles."