NationStates Jolt Archive

Dictators, Imperialists and Communists, hear my call! With the formation of the CAWK, it is of the upmost necesity that we also unionize to protect our ideology. The DIC will stand as a pillar of might, standing tall against all who would oppose us, penetrating the corruption of our enemies, and swelling the pride and nationalism of all our members. Unlike the CAWK, membership in the DIC is not limited to one location, so we will have DIC members scattered across the globe. Join me, comrades! Stand tall with your heads held high and with your help the DIC will be the grandest, most potent, and most powerful political force ever known!

Come, comrades! Do not let our ideology fall flacid in failure to these foolish fearmongering frauds! Stand with me! Let us swing the might of the DIC in the face of all who would oppose us! I am sure Dictatorships, Empires and Communisms far outnumber the CAWK nations. Let us show them that we have a long, strong tradition, a robust and longstanding committment to social equality, nationalism and other ideals far more valid than anarchy and greed!

OOC: Nice. Just nice.

ooc:

"Erection of the Dic union"

hilarity

OOC: Like CAWK is any more mature than DIC. I was gonna add kamakazies or something else to the list to get a K on the end, but somewhere I want sophomoric humor to end and a real union to begin.

OOC: As a socailist I would join this just for fun....but seeing as I don't like DICs or CAWKs i will stay out of the way

Come, comrades! Do not let our ideology fall flacid in failure to these foolish fearmongering frauds! Stand with me! Let us swing the might of the DIC in the face of all who would oppose us! I am sure Dictatorships, Empires and Communisms far outnumber the CAWK nations. Let us show them that we have a long, strong tradition, a robust and longstanding committment to social equality, nationalism and other ideals far more valid than anarchy and greed!

This is some good writing with the "foolish fearmongering frauds"

To The Perverted Creator of the DIC of The Nation of Belkaros,

Hello my 16 year old friend. So how many times a week do you have a wet dream? Upon seeing the formation of the DIC Union I laughed. Then I read what it was about and I laughed so hard I nearly urinated myself. This alliance is about as useful as the CAWK leader's, Maniaca, spelling is correct. Go combat the CAWK. Go combat you so called "evil". Just before so look in a mirror my dear sir.

Dictatorships are as evil as what you wish to fight and I hope both your perverted alliances rot in hell.

President and Brigader John Batther

But do you not see? By failing to embrace the DIC, you are opening yourself to the CAWK. If we do not unite, the CAWK will be free to spew its dirty banter and propaganda across the world!

Nice illiteration with the Fs, I'll give you that much.

OOC: Oh dear, it's like a giant race of...
Well you know

The Republic of Avalic is neutral in this situation and is certainly not a bunch of communist imperial dictators. Let both of you go flaccid, I don't care. But please do not use such crude humor. The puns are horrible.

~Official Communique~

The situation with the erection of the DIC and CAWK is becoming disturbing...seriouly...

OOC- Hey, I think these are pretty good puns...

Just let DIC and CAWK screw eachother until one out lasts the other and then we ignore them.

Bump

Just let DIC and CAWK screw each other until one out lasts the other and then we ignore them.

*bursts out laughing*