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Greetings.

I greet you inhabitants of this wretched and squalid planet Earth with the announcement that the Empire of The Order of Darkness has arrived. We are here on an urgent mission, which you will allow us to accomplish. Should you decide to not do so, we will open fire on whomever rebels with our turbolasers, and begin an immediate attack on said rebels.
I am Lord Occultis, whom you shall address as Emperor Occultis. I am a Sith Master, the head of the Order of Luminescent Darkness's Sith Academy and of course of the Empire of Order of Darkness. We serve the Dark Side, unlike those fools the Jedi.
Anyways, we are here to fullfill the Prophecy of the Avatar of Darkness, whom visions I have received from the Force has shown me are on your disgusting, pathetic planet. We intend to take blood samples from everyone to check for midichloride levels untill we find the One whom the Prophesy speaks of.
You will submit to this. If not, you shall make me angry. Do not make me angry. If I grow angry, millions of you primitives will die. I will order the destruction of entire cities and nations, if I must, that refuse to comply with my command.
I await your responses of submission. Do not be a fool and believe you can in any shape or form possibly defy us. You are primitive savages with a technology that is laughable, and with weapons that amount to the weapons of primitive mud hut dwelling, ignorant savages.
Submit to me...or perish. These are your choices. Choose, and choose soon savages of Earth or die a slow, agonizing death. This is all.

(transmission cuts off, and Lord Occultis stalks off the ships command deck, his dark robes swirling behind him)

"so they finally found it." muttered an old man in odd robes. He shook himself, revealing the two lightsabers on his belt. He turned to a younger soul next to him. "Preston," he said" i have reached my end. They can no doubt see me here. You, however, have yet to be noticed. I have trained you since i sensed your prescence. Take care." The old Jedi master handed the young one his two slim lightsabers. And faded away.

"so they finally found it." muttered an old man in odd robes. He shook himself, revealing the two lightsabers on his belt. He turned to a younger soul next to him. "Preston," he said" i have reached my end. They can no doubt see me here. You, however, have yet to be noticed. I have trained you since i sensed your prescence. Take care." The old Jedi master handed the young one his two slim lightsabers. And faded away.

So be it!

By the command of Lord Occultis, two transports are sent, under fire from turboblasters, to take out your pathetic rebellion.

Also sent is the Vanguard of Death, crack stormtroopers of the Empire of The Order of Darkness.

Targetted is all large cities, to receive barages of turbnolaser blasts.

Soon, the transports land to disgorge Sith Knights led by Sith Masters to kill any resistance.

I am afraid, oh yes, quite afraid, you will all die...(laugh). You shall find serenity in the darkness of extinction...I am afraid your pitiful rebellion will fail, and oh yes, all your friends shall die..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Climbing into his outdated X-wing, Preston slipped into space unnoticed. The ships busy with their Planetary bombardment didn't notice what they came for slipping away into hyperspace. With a flicker of psuedo-motion, stars burst into starlines then settled. Preston keyed in a course for the last place he wanted to visit, Couascant.

when a bunch of nut jobs came to The Islands, throwing bricks saying they were Turbolasers and waveing Spoons around, The Men from the Funny Farm came and toom The so called sith away.


OOC: Read The Strickys, It is your only hope.

Oh and You are IGNORED.:p

when a bunch of nut jobs came to The Islands, throwing bricks saying they were Turbolasers and waveing Spoons around, The Men from the Funny Farm came and toom The so called sith away.


OOC: Read The Strickys, It is your only hope.

Oh and You are IGNORED.:p
Lol.

OOC: Recommended Reading for new players to International Incidents (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994) This came highly recommended from the people at 1-800-HELP-A-NEWBIE, so I thought I'd pass it on. Read it, and see if you can learn anything from it.

Climbing into his outdated X-wing, Preston slipped into space unnoticed. The ships busy with their Planetary bombardment didn't notice what they came for slipping away into hyperspace. With a flicker of psuedo-motion, stars burst into starlines then settled. Preston keyed in a course for the last place he wanted to visit, Couascant.

Oh you shall not flee from me..Oh no..MUHAHAHAHA

By command of Emperor Occultis, you are followed by a pursuing Star Cruiser.

Climbing into his outdated X-wing, Preston slipped into space unnoticed. The ships busy with their Planetary bombardment didn't notice what they came for slipping away into hyperspace. With a flicker of psuedo-motion, stars burst into starlines then settled. Preston keyed in a course for the last place he wanted to visit, Couascant.
And that is how i end this. Asuming those nerds find out that a pirate broadcast from their moms basement isn't very threatening.

Transmission:

"Lord Occultis! The Imperial Republic of Coredia requests a face-to-face meeting with you. No holograms, no tricks. Just straight talk. Will you accept?"

I, Emperor Daniel Masaki, Lord of All Coredia except for that damned place Tenetia, drummed my fingers in irritation at this Sith upstart. In my opinion, the less Sith to share the universe with, the better, but perhaps I can talk him out of invading Earth for something more palatable. By my side was my best friend Lord Uzumaki Naruto.

"You sure about this? This guy's a wimp not worthy of even a task force to deal with." Naruto asked.

"I know. But in my opinion, this is the way it has to be." I grinned. "All is unfolding as I have forseen, but Lord Occultis presents a problem. An upstart he is now, but a dangerous foe he will be in the future. Let's talk with him. If we find him to be a stupid upstart with no business playing with the big boys, then he'll be destroyed."

He nodded. "Well, whatever your decision, I'll stand by it."

"Good. Then there should be no problem." I said as I awaited the so-called Dark Lord.

Transmission:



I, Emperor Daniel Masaki, Lord of All Coredia except for that damned place Tenetia, drummed my fingers in irritation at this Sith upstart. In my opinion, the less Sith to share the universe with, the better, but perhaps I can talk him out of invading Earth for something more palatable. By my side was my best friend Lord Uzumaki Naruto.

"You sure about this? This guy's a wimp not worthy of even a task force to deal with." Naruto asked.

"I know. But in my opinion, this is the way it has to be." I grinned. "All is unfolding as I have forseen, but Lord Occultis presents a problem. An upstart he is now, but a dangerous foe he will be in the future. Let's talk with him. If we find him to be a stupid upstart with no business playing with the big boys, then he'll be destroyed."

He nodded. "Well, whatever your decision, I'll stand by it."

"Good. Then there should be no problem." I said as I awaited the so-called Dark Lord.

I shall come, but do not betray me..I feel through the Force that you have, shall we say, ulterior motives, hmm? And of course, I shall take my personal assistant and Apprentice, Lord Malice.

Would you mind too if my personal guard comes as well? That is, of course, negotiable. However, Lord Malice as my Apprentice always attends me. Remember, I will feel anything you intend before you do it through the Force.

I hope you gentlemen will be cordial. I dohate disaggreements!

And that is how i end this. Asuming those nerds find out that a pirate broadcast from their moms basement isn't very threatening.

Do not mock The Dark Lord! You shall perish for that, my feeble friend!

Water guns and plastic toys also do not qualify as threatening.

I shall come, but do not betray me..I feel through the Force that you have, shall we say, ulterior motives, hmm? And of course, I shall take my personal assistant and Apprentice, Lord Malice.

Would you mind too if my personal guard comes as well? That is, of course, negotiable. However, Lord Malice as my Apprentice always attends me. Remember, I will feel anything you intend before you do it through the Force.

I hope you gentlemen will be cordial. I dohate disaggreements!
"Personal guard or no?" I asked Naruto.

He grinned. "Sure. We have the ANBU if anything were to happen. And me as well."

I smiled. "Then that's what we'll do."

"Very well. You may send your personal guard, but no more than three." *sends landing coordinates*

"Neither do puffed up wind bags who think they are threateneing when all they really are is cheesey. Would some body turn that off, Daleks are more interesting"

That caught the various secretarie's attention. It was well know that his Majesty Robert Ryan Fortier -Hexx abhored Dr. Who and anything to do with the British scifi soap opera.

"Actually sire, I think it's alive broadcast."

"Then hit them with Ignore Cannon and lets get back to really important things." Rob waved his had at the piles of papers, that as normal, filled his desk. He was a working monarch.

"And if they keep it up, sic Cats Keep on them."

The Lady of Cats Keep wss perhaps the most powerful psionic on the planet and had eaten such upstarts for breakfast for close to thirteen thousand years.

Lakaria heard this in his civil war office.. His finger was right above the red button. He pondered it, really should he press the button and fire the IGNORE missile? He hated doing this, but he had too.



YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORED!!!

Greetings.

I greet you inhabitants of this wretched and squalid planet Earth with the announcement that the Empire of The Order of Darkness has arrived. We are here on an urgent mission, which you will allow us to accomplish. Should you decide to not do so, we will open fire on whomever rebels with our turbolasers, and begin an immediate attack on said rebels.
I am Lord Occultis, whom you shall address as Emperor Occultis. I am a Sith Master, the head of the Order of Luminescent Darkness's Sith Academy and of course of the Empire of Order of Darkness. We serve the Dark Side, unlike those fools the Jedi.
Anyways, we are here to fullfill the Prophecy of the Avatar of Darkness, whom visions I have received from the Force has shown me are on your disgusting, pathetic planet. We intend to take blood samples from everyone to check for midichloride levels untill we find the One whom the Prophesy speaks of.
You will submit to this. If not, you shall make me angry. Do not make me angry. If I grow angry, millions of you primitives will die. I will order the destruction of entire cities and nations, if I must, that refuse to comply with my command.
I await your responses of submission. Do not be a fool and believe you can in any shape or form possibly defy us. You are primitive savages with a technology that is laughable, and with weapons that amount to the weapons of primitive mud hut dwelling, ignorant savages.
Submit to me...or perish. These are your choices. Choose, and choose soon savages of Earth or die a slow, agonizing death. This is all.

(transmission cuts off, and Lord Occultis stalks off the ships command deck, his dark robes swirling behind him)


OOC: Assuming this is open to all.... Hehe....

We DEFY this upstart "Sith" lord. He threatans to destroy us all, but with what army? With a nation of five million people, our smallest army could drown their entire nation!! So come, foul defilers of all sense and reason, we shall be here to engulf you in a flood of humanity.

Cheers!! Empress Saya :p

The destruction wrought by this yet new wave of Sith was not seen just by those in the area, but by all who kept an eye out in the galaxy for some things. And not all that watched was something that you wanted watching, for it may be one of those things that was attracted to death and violence.... A single probe drifted near a gas giant in the system, the electromagnetic field generated by it hiding the almost insignificant profile of the probe as it watched.

And waited to send a signal which would set things in motion that would result in despair for many....

OOC: Assuming this is open to all.... Hehe....

We DEFY this upstart "Sith" lord. He threatans to destroy us all, but with what army? With a nation of five million people, our smallest army could drown their entire nation!! So come, foul defilers of all sense and reason, we shall be here to engulf you in a flood of humanity.

Cheers!! Empress Saya :p
OOC: Is that Empress Saya related to the Blood+ one by any chance?

OOC to order of Darkness, invading earth is a poor option and something that will be ignored by all, however there is a strong and vibrant Future Tech community you could join, with many different races and nations canon and non canon, and more then a few sith. I would start over on this thread idea and rethink it, perhaps you should look in to the threads marked [Intro] for some ideas on how to enter in to RPs.

Either that or continue to RP as you are, heh. It seems the FT community has found you...

"Personal guard or no?" I asked Naruto.

He grinned. "Sure. We have the ANBU if anything were to happen. And me as well."

I smiled. "Then that's what we'll do."


Receiving the transmission, Lord Occultis nods to the commander of the Star Destroyer flagship Destroyer. "Disperse the fleet. Have them take random positions via hyperspace, using randomized coordinates. If I do not return within two hours, have the fleet return to Rally Point Alpha 001. Do not, I repeat do not, directly attack the ships of the CoreWorlds. Instead, carry out the current plan. As for you, Lord Malice , attend me"

Lord Malice bows his cloaked head in acceptance of the command of his Master. "You have the device, Lord Malice?" . "Yes, my Master. The device is on me.". "Well done, my friend. Should they assasinate me, you know what to do.". Again Lord Malice bows his head "Yes, my Master. I will do as Thee bids." Turning from his Apprentice, Lord Occultis begins to put on his exoskeleton battle armor, carefully attaching the battlearmors lightsaber to his side. Standing in his exoskeleton battlearmor, he stands eight foot tall, with a stylized mask in the shape of a black skull that covers his head. The lightsaber is about one foot long and also has a blade of about four foot long, when it is ignited.

Ensconed in his battle armor, three of The Immortals, the personal bodyguard of Emperor Occultis comes forward. "In case of betrayal, make use of the devices I gave you. I have spoken to you of this. Keep an eye on his aide as well..I have felt through the Force they have ulterior motives. Most of all, should I fall, aide Lord Malice in his escape. Do you understand?". The black robed, armored Immortals bow, showing their understanding.

The Fleet disperses, as Lord Occultis and Lord Malice and The Immortals board a space shuttle to visit the CoreWorlders. On board is more of The Immortals, all in dark robed and armor.

"Send the Holo to the Destroyer. Should I not return, they are to continue in theiur mission to find the Avatar. Vengance shall come later, when the Avatar is found. Do not engage with the CoreWorlders, untill we find the Avatar or circumstances allow. Remember, vengance is best served cold."

Having sent the Holo and dispersing the Fleet, the shuttle begins its journey towards the ships of CoreWorld.

OOC: Order of Darkness, check your telegrams (henceforth known as TGs).

IC:
Lord Occultis was allowed onboard the space station Phoenix, where an honor guard stood at attention and an Academy band blared the Coredian national anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14O_9PDbH0).

Standing before the Dark Lord was a young-looking man (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/Coredia/Masaki%20Family/Daniel.jpg) with brown hair and sporting dark robes. Through the Force, the Dark Lord would notice that this man had a tight balance of Light and Darkness within him and he was very powerful, more than a match for most Sith Lords. This was no weak king, but an Emperor, with all the power and honor that comes with the title. By his side was blonde-haired, blue-eyed Uzumaki Naruto, sporting his usual black and orange outfit. Currently, the blue eyes were tinted a dangerous red. He too was a powerful man through the Force, and what would shock the Dark Lord if he dared to peek further inside him was that he was the host to a 10,000 year old nine-tailed demon fox, who had power enough to destroy huge portions of Coruscant itself.

Both men sported lightsabers, of course, hanging onto their belts.

The honor guards were made up of ANBU, the best of the best, sporting fierce masks and black robes that may lend credulence to the idea that indeed, these Coredians were a force to be reckoned with.

"Welcome, Lord Occultis and assorted guests. Come with me." I nodded respectfully. I waved my hand to a waiting corridor and lead his entourage down to the conference room decked out for us. There were very comfortable chairs to sit in and so we sat down. "Welcome to Coredia, home of the Coredians. I am Emperor Masaki and this is my oldest friend and top advisor, Uzumaki Naruto. Would you like some refreshments before we begin?"

OOC: Is that Empress Saya related to the Blood+ one by any chance?

OOC: Hehe, caught that eh?

OOC: Yep. I love the show.

OOC: Order of Darkness, check your telegrams (henceforth known as TGs).

IC:
Lord Occultis was allowed onboard the space station Phoenix, where an honor guard stood at attention and an Academy band blared the Coredian national anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14O_9PDbH0).

Standing before the Dark Lord was a young-looking man (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/Coredia/Masaki%20Family/Daniel.jpg) with brown hair and sporting dark robes. Through the Force, the Dark Lord would notice that this man had a tight balance of Light and Darkness within him and he was very powerful, more than a match for most Sith Lords. This was no weak king, but an Emperor, with all the power and honor that comes with the title. By his side was blonde-haired, blue-eyed Uzumaki Naruto, sporting his usual black and orange outfit. Currently, the blue eyes were tinted a dangerous red. He too was a powerful man through the Force, and what would shock the Dark Lord if he dared to peek further inside him was that he was the host to a 10,000 year old nine-tailed demon fox, who had power enough to destroy huge portions of Coruscant itself.

Both men sported lightsabers, of course, hanging onto their belts.

The honor guards were made up of ANBU, the best of the best, sporting fierce masks and black robes that may lend credulence to the idea that indeed, these Coredians were a force to be reckoned with.

"Welcome, Lord Occultis and assorted guests. Come with me." I nodded respectfully. I waved my hand to a waiting corridor and lead his entourage down to the conference room decked out for us. There were very comfortable chairs to sit in and so we sat down. "Welcome to Coredia, home of the Coredians. I am Emperor Masaki and this is my oldest friend and top advisor, Uzumaki Naruto. Would you like some refreshments before we begin?"

Nodding his head, Lord Occultis acknowledges your gracious offer. " This is ny apprentice, Lord Malice."

Lord Malice wears a black cloak, and from his belt hangs four lightsabers, since he has four arms. His skin is a dark ebony, with white tattoos that outline his eyes, with designs on his face consisting of tribal tattoos. He sports vestigial horns, much like a rams, that circles around the sides of his head and is clean shaven except for a long black goatee that hangs from his chin.

"My Master has told me much about you. We sense that somehow you will help us find the Avatar, of whom we have come here to find. My Master's vision led him here to Earth, and we are uncertain as to how to find the Avatar here. The visions my Master has had has not revealed anything more as to the identity of the Avatar; indeed, not even location to be found. I sense through the Force that you seek the Avatar as well"

Lord Occultis first tests the drink to make sure it is compatible with his biochemistry. "I am from a far away planet, of which I am sure you have not heard, named Nyctos Prime. Anyways, it is from there that the Order of Darkness has it's Academy of Order of Luminescent Darkness. I was taught many, many years ago by a disciple of the late Emperor Palpatine.
As my apprentice has said, we are here for two primary tasks; The first is to find the Avatar, and secondly, just as important, is to establish an Academy of The Order of Luminescent Darkness here to train new pupils according to the teachings of Palpatine, and of course, the traditional teachings of Nyctos Prime.
I would be eternally grateful if you would assist us, as I sense through the Force you are eager as well. Together we can find the Avatar and through the teachings of Palpatine and Nyctosian traditional teachings, bring the eventual Metamorphis through Nyctosian internal alchemy."

The drink is a fine red wine made from the presses of Konoha, one of Coredia's main planets. Unfortunately, said presses have been ruined in the fighting there, so it's quite expensive these days. Ah, well, I can afford it. But I disgress. I found it interesting that yet another one of Palpatine's 'descendants' sit before me and chatting with me. Perhaps there's hope for my dream of one day ending the Jedi/Sith wars forever.

Or perhaps not, once I learned about this Avatar and Lord Occultis' plans for him or her. My thoughts and feelings, hidden in powerful mental shields were more along the lines of: 'Great, another conquer-the-galaxy wannabe. Well, he'll soon learn that there's more powers out there than just us.'

"I'll tell you what. We'll help you find this Avatar." I said, making a decision. "But Earth is not just under our jurisidiction. Hell, we only hold a single continent on the planet itself, even if Coredian ancestors do come from the Asian region. There are many powers stronger than Coredia who take a dim view of invading this planet and even the strongest empire cannot defeat them on their own. Establishing an Academy here would be tricky at best, given you did just bombard some helpless country. However...if you can prove yourself to not just be another conquer-the-Earth wannabe ripe for a stomping, I might be able to persuade some of my allies to allow you some land. Of course, there is but one problem: The Jedi."

"I sense they may have gotten around to searching for the Avatar as well." I said. I leaned closer, using a powerful genjutsu (illusion) to turn my eyes a little yellowish and Naruto's own eyes began sporting some more red as we smiled coldly. "But you and me together, they cannot win."

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