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We innocents at Stevejobsfan's septangular office have made a grave error. We Build a particle accelerator, and accidentally created a black whole, which even now is growing as it pulls in our countries' very surface. soon (approximately five minutes) All of our planet shall be consumed. Sorry.

All citizens are invited to Charlotte Ryberg for preservation of the race.

I'm sorry, but this isn't really the best form of RP and many will ignore it.

Firstly, the main reason is because you post this out of the blue without any kind of construction, or allowing anyone else's input into the project or role-play itself.

Secondly, a black-hole is a mass which has gravity that is so powerful that nothing can escape, not even light. There is not enough mass in our solar system to create a blackhole. Blackholes only occur when a supergiant star collapses on itself when nuclear fusion stops and gravity overpowers it. A particle accelerator can't make a black hole, the worst that would possible happen is a large scale nuclear-type explosion or anything related, but even that is Sci-Fi pushing it.

All citizens are invited to Charlotte Ryberg for preservation of the race.

NAY! Caeser Victor Octavian invites all citizens to Jayate to preserve the race!

OOC: Actually, it is possible to create micro black holes with particle accelerators, and scientists are planning to do such in the next few years. But the kind of black holes we're talking about here are tiny, and wink out of existence in less than a heartbeat. So you ain't gonna get one that swallows up the world, there, Stevejobsfan...

We are glad of your doom.

The entire nation of diosidio has prayed to our lord the master ful and omnipotent Lord Frank and he has decided to save all from the black hole given the extreme circumstances. However as repayment for this kindess you must all recognize Lord Frank as your personal savior!:gundge:

OOC: Read the stickies.

:<

Official Reply

We don't care.

End Message

While little must matter to you, who in this moment are being destroyed by your own creation which shall stop at your borders and your coast if you have any, for some odd reason commonly known as an IGNORE weapon.

It is not septangle but heptagon.

Mod, the God of the Internet, looked down upon his domain. He was in a good mood. 17 "celestial virgins" had just stopped by his pad on the way to the video cache of a porn site. They were leaving now, a few microseconds later, but it was difficult for them to move, because they were all so out of breath.

Mod, or, more properly, God Mod, as he was known, was not particularly known for his endurance, but nobody seemed to mind.

Looking through his crystal ball of the internet, known as a "packet sniffer," the first thing he saw was a government agent's nose hairs. Seems he wasn't the only one sniffing. At first, he was mortified. Then, he calmed down. This was a Youtube video--something about a guy named BillyBobJoe something-or-other. Must have been a redneck. God Mod had the wrong channel.

So he switched over, tuned in, and what did he spy but the nation of Stevejobsfan doing something so farfetched and impossible that it was nothing short of a MIRACLE! Somehow, they had managed to produce a full-fledged, functioning black hole with nothing more than a linear accelerator!

As he watched, however, the people around it cringed in fear. The black hole was absorbing their entire nation! Of course, they didn't have time to writhe in agony--all time slows to a stop at the event horizon of a black hole--but they were nonetheless being devoured in mass quantities.

What was a simple, just god like God Mod to do?

God Mod reached down his mighty hand and grabbed a hold of the black hole. Into it, he poured a dash of every kind of diet remedy that any spam site on the web had to offer, and a select mix of marketing seminars. When he was done, the black hole had magically changed...into a reality portal. Now, instead of merely destroying everything, it flung people into other (random) realities, where, he made sure, they arrived safe and sound, and could live out the remainder of their lives.

Satisfied with his work, he withdrew from the black hole and went back to his Mystical Kingdom, where he found some salve for the rash that the %Q#$%@$ black hole had put on his hand.

He vowed not to return.

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OOC: And neither shall I.

Black Hole Scare is Fruad!

Ryou Times Reports that so call black hole on earth is fake.

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands

Today, Top Astromers and scientists said that the Claim of a Black Hole being made and destroying earth is false. "a Fraud by quacks and Doomsayers." Professer Nimrod Kamiumi declared.

the Nation of Stevejobsfan claimed that They made a Black Hole and it was destroying the Earth. "Since that, Quacks and conmen and Doom sayers have been playing on People's Fears." the Con Men named are Lord Frank, Caeser Victor Octavian and The rulers of Fordock.

These men are now wanted for Blue Collor Crimes against all People.

"As for the Black Hole, there is none on earth, the whole thing is like Orson Wells and The war of The Worlds, a scare tatic and fraud." Empress Isabella declared.

Caeser Victor Octavian had to act fast. He knew that the his nation - more importantly, the world - was in grave danger. His advisors informed him of the actions of the leaders of the many other world nations.

"My God. Is there still hope?" asks the Caeser, for the first time visibly showing fear.

"Yes sir" said the Minister of Defense, Joseph Icovir. Minsiter Icovir proceeded to tell the Caeser his plan.

"Brilliant. Activate it immediately" said the Caeser, relieved.

1 minute later

Jayate's most powerful weapon was finally activated, after years of not being used. The Jayatian IGNORE cannon fired an intense ray at Stevejobsfan. The world was safe.

This just in, Caeser Victor Octavian is no longer wanted for Fraud.

A black whole!! Are they dangerous?