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OOC: This thread will serve as a communication and information hub for the Capitalism and Anarchy Worldwide Koalition (CAWK).

Cawkland (http://www.nationstates.net/81246/page=display_region) is the region that represents the alliance.

Mission Statement: CAWK's mission is to achieve world fame and indisputable global power. Despite our moniker, our collective devotion to capitalism and/or anarchy is, admittedly, questionable.

Currently CAWK has FIFTEEN members:

Autozeeken
Christopolopolis
Gaelic Patriots
Kanavan
Leocardia (abroad)
Lockwasher
Maniaca
Oompaoompas
Pax Chux
powerful motives
Satanaly
Symbicorts
Thermodynamia (abroad)
Warmer
ydd

CAWK is currently welcoming anyone who wishes to join. Relocation to the region of Cawkland is optional but encouraged.

CAWK is currently preparing for war in defense of distant ally Leocardia:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13563831 OOC
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552659 IC

Like Maniaca mentioned. CAWK welcomes all who wish prosperity. We hope you will enjoy your visit. And hopefully decide to take residence in our wonderful region of CAWKland. Btw..good benefiets.

To The Iggnorant Leader of The Free Market Network of Maniaca and other CAWK Nathions,

Hello and may I also say goodbye to your chance at having a decent time period on world scene. Leocardia is a communistic, hypocritcal, imperialistic, backwards nation and doesn't deserve the space it takes up. Neither does your nation or any nation in the CAWKland region. Your list of members just gives me a list of people who I intend to invade. Ten members, ten new Grestonian colonies. I spit in the face of socialism and communism and the Imperial Republic of Greston shall never reconize the sovereignity of you and your bastard nations.

I have put my foot down many a times in the face of many alliance of the like of yours. Alliances with goals like ones to destroy all Capitalism and others to conquer the entire world. One alliance was established to bring chaos to the earth and chaos was brought upon their homeland. The Red Star Alliance was forementioned alliance whose goal was to destroy capitalism worldwide. We found it and crushed it. Not one Grestonian died. All we had to do was make battle arrangements and their nations went into turmoil. Their government collapsed and a civil war broke out and a democracy was gained without Grestonian intervention. The Axis of Fear Alliance wanted to bring death to everything. Its second paragraph of the description said, "We are hear to bring chaos to where there is peace, death to where there is life, darkness to where there is light, famine and hunger to where trade and food thrives, and to scar the beautiful earth we are built upon." They died in a matter of days by the combined armies of Faxanavia, Allanea, and Northern Baltic.

I request that you cease and desist before we must do it for you and your nation crumbles upon the mass of bodies, slaughtered by Grestonian troops. This is pitiful seeing such a disgusting, useless, disgraceful mass of nations all in one place. Your nation is jsut about as useful as planting crops on a beach. Let go of your alliance, let go of your stupid, ignorrant, arrogant dreams and leave world scene before you forcefully do. Violence can be avoided if you listen and do not take your rational action and keep up with this alliance of nations of Hell.

President and Brigader John Batther

Open Memo:

Let it be known that the MDC has had a satisfying laugh at the words of the representative of Greston and its 2.3 billion citizens, and his incidental misspelling of the word "ignorant" (on two different occasions, in two different ways) and improper use of the word "rational" in an official memo.

The MDC would advise the Grestonian president to avoid meddling in the affairs of a nation nearly quadruple its size and instead focus on juggling the competing demands of education, law & order, and defense within his own nation.

The MDC would further advise the Grestonian "president and brigadier general" to allow the nations of the world to preserve their own sovereignty, as opposed to aggressively interfering with the perfectly legitimate wishes of other nations to pursue collective security.

The MDC would further advise the Grestonian head of state to have a personal secretary with greater knowledge of the English language than himself read this memo aloud to him in the event the lexicon used is too complex.

Let it be known to anyone interested that the Capitalism and Anarchy World Koalition is still accepting new members. Movement to the home region of Cawkland is optional but encouraged.

-Andre Romell,
-Eric Wright,
MDC, FMNM

Official Message from the United Republic of Anagonia
On the interests of the Coc-...I mean CAWK Thing..

Let it be known that we had a good laugh just looking at your name. And your purpose. Then we laughed at your name again, because it was funny in a perverted manner. Then we threw up in disgust at what your alliance might be really doing, and thought better of even thinking about it. Then we got drunk, and laughed at you again. Then we...well it goes on.

Unfortunately we really can't take you seriously. Every time we see your name, we laugh. Possibly at the alliance, or your members....or both. We can't decide right now. Were still recovering from the Nationwide laugh fest at your name. I think Anagonians have a perverted sense of humor...or...maybe were just looking at it all wrong.

Maybe you really are an alliance. Maybe you could actually topple capitalism. Maybe you chose the name at random!

Sadly, we refuse to believe that, because if we did, we wouldn't have a holiday that was entirely for the purpose at laughing at your alliance. Its just that funny.

Thanks for the good laugh, and many more on your celebrated laugh-fest holidays!
Caster Oblivion
Chief of Foreign Affairs and Activities
Chief Marshall at this years CAWK Laugh-fest!

Message END

OOC:

No, not making fun. Just pointing out the obvious for consideration. I do think this was a prank, has to be. I got a good laugh out of it, and I thank you guy's for it. Was having a bad day. :D

OOC: We're not trying to topple capitalism, we're an alliance of capitalists. I'm not really sure if Greston got the same idea, either you guys misunderstood the same thing, or he's just using Leocardia's membership to apply the communist label to the alliance. The 'C' in CAWK stands for capitalism.

I actually spent a really long time coming up with the name, trying to find something that at once made sense with what I was trying to do and was also sexually suggestive.

This is a legitimate IC alliance though, and I recognize we're mostly noobs and that's' just cause noobs are easiest to recruit. In a few years our current member will be very powerful though, and we will still probably be mostly noobs because they are easiest to recruit. We have good noobs though, right now these guys are quality noobs.

Join today!

Quality noobs almost sounds contradictory, but thanks for the compliment all the same.

Quake with fear, members of the CAWK! Soon, the DIC will stand tall against you! You will seem a toothpick compared to the great obelisk of our union! Know that the Dictators, Imperialists and Communists of this world will always be there, in the form of the gigantic, mighty DIC!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13592749#post13592749

OOC: You are too weak! But I applaud your use of "erection" in your topic title. I also believe that if you muster significant clout the conflict between our organizations will contribute mutually to our power. I don't have much hope for you considering the silence in your thread, so get cracking!

We the mighty military Powerigloo of Autozeeken Challenge, That no new alliance could erect to the size of our CAWK alliance. And if they do, We shall slap down on them with a hard and firm grip of abusive proportions.

Ooc: Haha..that was good..gimmie props on that

Greston's only excuse to wage war with me is to say I'm communist, when I'm not.

Roster has been updated to reflect our increased strength

Roster has been updated to reflect our increased strength

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ooc why did you pick the german spelling of Coalition

So it would spell CAWK

CAWK is closely monitoring the conflict between TRBI and Exetonia and is considering the benefits of entrance on either side.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553961

CAWK is closely monitoring the conflict between TRBI and Exetonia and is considering the benefits of entrance on either side.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553961

Just kidding

oh and bump

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CAWK is considering defending Astater from Griffencrest

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=550766

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