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A Catholic friar is in The Macabees on a charity mission, in one of the poorer areas of the country, near the Zarbian border. The village chief approaches the friar with an important question, 'Why, if me black and woman black, son black, and other daughter black, this daughter white?'

The friar didn't want to enrage the chief or start problems and so he decided to try to explain it in another way, 'You see those sheep? Notice how all the sheep are white, except that one?' He pointed to a black sheep.

The chief's eyes buldged, 'Ok, ok, if you don't speak, me don't speak.'

OOC:...........What?!?!

glad to see this is happening, may follow soon

OOC:...........What?!?!

OOC:

Before you ask that, be sure you want to know.

I'll probably just follow this in silence.

OOC:

Before you ask that, be sure you want to know.

I'll probably just follow this in silence.

As will I. As will I.

About damn time. We all knew what this country hid in its lockers.

Some guy is talking to his friend.

'All Brazilians are either soccer players or prostitutes.'

The friend stares and replies, 'Hey man, watch what you say, my wife is Brazilian.'

'Oh yea? What team is she in?'

A Catholic friar is in The Macabees on a charity mission, in one of the poorer areas of the country, near the Zarbian border. The village chief approaches the friar with an important question, 'Why, if me black and woman black, son black, and other daughter black, this daughter white?'

The friar didn't want to enrage the chief or start problems and so he decided to try to explain it in another way, 'You see those sheep? Notice how all the sheep are white, except that one?' He pointed to a black sheep.

The chief's eyes buldged, 'Ok, ok, if you don't speak, me don't speak.'

OOC lol

"So, how do you circumcise a whale?"

"Send down four skin divers, of course."