NationStates Jolt Archive

From dayli log of military activity from USSV
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Following is released to the puplic 1807.25.03.2008:

1740.23.03.2008.
A person dressed like a big pink bunny is hopping around base 15GX76Q12 possion 12km south of city center in Vordingborg City.

1758-1809.23.03.2008.
Person captured, turns out that the person is a old man wearing red clothes, he claims that he is a freind of the easterbunny and he takes a egg looking bomb up of his pocket, he is shot (with sleeping drugs).

1824.23.03.2008.
bomb identified as a common easter egg (100% milkchocolate), given to Comrade A. Holst, he eats it with great happynes.

1850.23.03.2008.
Person wokes up and is identified as Mr S. Clause, he is put at trail for crimes done at chrismas 2007, where he broke into more than 50 milion estates and delivered toys with wrong collor.

Transmision ended.

Mr S. Clause wil be if found guilty be executed by the Comrade in Charge himself by morning in 34 hours.

If anyone in this case, they has 34 hours to do it.

~Official Communique'~

The Imperial Democracy of Cazelia demands the release of Mr. S Clause, or there will be severe consequences in the form of Tactical Candy Bombardment.
Sincerely,
Ingram J Hasley
~Major General

Official Telegram From The Armed Republic Of Ustio North

To: The United Socialist States Of Vordingborg
Subject: Immediate release of Mr S. Clause

As stated in an earlier crisis, our government will not tolerate the imprisonment and trial of holiday dieties. You have 12 hours to release Mr. Clause and drop all charges against him, or suffer the consequences.

This is your first and only warning

Signed

Sir Scott Welsh,
Acting President-General