Announcing CAWK for World Domination
A memo to the world from the MDC:
Numerous times has Maniaca attempted to achieve relevance on the world stage. As many times, Maniaca has failed. This pattern ends today, as the Maniacan Death Corporation and the Free Market Network of Maniaca announce the formation of Capitalism and Anarchy Worldwide Koalition. We would like to invite Capitalist and Anarchist institutions around the wold to join us, share in our wealth and power, and shake a heavy hand at our enemies. Small nations, large nations, rich nations, poor nations: join CAWK and the world will be ours!
-Eric Wright,
-Andre Romell,
MDC, FMNM
OOC: Post here if you want to join CAWK, an IC alliance, or telegram me, and if there's enough interest we can make a region for game mechanics and begin to wage collective war. This will probably fizzle out shortly like all my half-brained ideas.
There are benefits of joining CAWK that cannot be ignored.
OOC: Seriously, guys, I have 11 billion people
Mr. Andre Romell would like to invite any nations wishing to join CAWK to help themselves to a sample of the MDC nuclear arsenal.
Leocardia
23-03-2008, 06:00
Leocardia wishes to join. Although, they are rumored to be Communists, we are solely under a Dynastic government under capitalism.
Leocardia wishes to join. Although, they are rumored to be Communists, we are solely under a Dynastic government under capitalism.
Excellent! The MDC and FMNM are happy to hear of your interest. If there are other nations you have dealings with that may want to join, please invite them to as well, no matter how small or questionable they are.
If you're sure you'd like to join, the region 'Cawkland' has been created as a staging point for CAWK. If you'd like to move there.
Moving to Cawkland will not be necessary for membership, although it might be more feasible if possible from a geographic standpoint.
Official Memo to the World:
CAWK membership is growing with the addition of several very young but scrappy and eager nations. The roster is as follows:
-Maniaca
-Leocardia
-Lockwasher
-Oompaoompas
-Gaelic Patriots
-ydd
Join now and add to our strength, and to yours!
-Andre Romell,
-Eric Wright
MDC, FMNM
Leocardia
26-03-2008, 06:19
Leocardia requests military assistance.
[I'm at war with ADAN who think I'm communist and have decided to attack me.]
Well, they all must love the CAWK.
- Anonymous Velkyan Member of Parliament
Well, they all must love the CAWK.
- Anonymous Velkyan Member of Parliament
OOC: ROFL and sigged for amazing epicness
Leocardia requests military assistance.
[I'm at war with ADAN who think I'm communist and have decided to attack me.]
How and where can I help?
Thank you to the Velkyan representative for detecting the humorous arrangement of letters in our organizations title. It took the Heads of State painstaking hours to devise.
Leocardia
29-03-2008, 01:59
How and where can I help?
Thank you to the Velkyan representative for detecting the humorous arrangement of letters in our organizations title. It took the Heads of State painstaking hours to devise.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552659
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552659
OOC: CAWK will grant assistance on the condition we are added to your sig ;)
Prepare for complete devotion from myself and our swarm of faithful noobs
Mutualist Chaotics
29-03-2008, 02:05
Just made my nation, but I got that telegram all about cawk.
Amusing. We are the Mutualist Chaotics, but yea I'm a newb.
Like Neo said "Yea, sure. I'll go."
Just made my nation, but I got that telegram all about cawk.
Amusing. We are the Mutualist Chaotics, but yea I'm a newb.
Like Neo said "Yea, sure. I'll go."
Haha, great. I'd like it if you moved to Cawkland but you don't have to. I'm glad you've figured out how to use the forum, you're our first positive test so far. Good to have you on board, and I can get you some more information if you're sure you're interested.
CAWK is now ten nations strong and we will be making a new thread to serve as a base of operations for CAWK shortly