NationStates Jolt Archive

"Sir there is a small group of boats that are heavly armed is heading towards Restricted territory Number 55623." Said Lord Ragan II's assistant.
"Which one is that?" Lord Ragan II asked as his assistant looked through the papers he is holding.
"Umm..."
"This is not a time for Ummm." Lord Ragan II said.
"It is that newly discovered island that we claimed with the primitive people on it."
"Ahh yes....alert the Royal Gaurd. Have the ships sunk and arrest any one on board. Use shoot first protocols."
"Yes sir." Said the assistant while saluting the great dictator.

1 hour later:
The group of boats was just about to enter international waters when 4 military helicopters, 2 speed boats found them.
"Halt. Turn off your engines! We have you surrounded!" Said one of the helicopters over a megaphone. Sudenly the boats turned and sped towards the direction they came, leaving the royal gaurd in the dust. After chasing them for miles and miles the Royal Gaurds gave up.

The Next Day:
NEWS FLASH:
Today a group of pirates entered restricted territory number 55623, started shooting at the local primitive tribes there and clamied the territory as a new nation. Talentay's government is evacuating the local tribes and has vowed to expell these priates from the island!

Royal Gaurd National Command Base:

"I want a live satalite feed form the island, a signal jammer set up and sink any ship trying to enter or exit the area. Oh and turn all planes away. Any planes that do not comply shoot em down without hesitation!" Said Lord Ragan II while breafing the Royal Gaurd on the situation!

OOC: I need someone to RP the pirates.

Ooc: Yar I Be The Pirates!

To: Ragan II
From: Admiral Boris Yurovis

Volzgrad will send 1 Battleship and 2 Cruisers to defeat these troublesome pirates. We would send more, but the rest of our nations forces in the area are invading Terre Nationale.

As 10,000 soldiers swam ashore from the boats and submarines out at sea they immediatly started to set up a base. They set up trenches and turrets to protect the base.
"Sir." Said a soldier running up to Captain Yohkeeland and soluting him.
"Yes?"
"We just figured out that our radios are worless with that signal jammer in place."
"Shit. Ok. Send word to General Gandly. Ask for his permission to remove the signal jammer in order to keep in contact with each other!"
"Yes Sir. Right Away Sir." With that the soldier was off.

2 Hours later:

"Sir." Said the same soldier running towards the captain's tent.
"What?" He said coming out of his tent.
"General Gandly said to go ahead and take out the jammer."
"Ok. Good Work Soldier. Now take this," Said the captain while handing the soldier a rocket launcher, "and go shoot the signal jammer!"
"Yes Sir!" the soldier said while running away, clearly excited about being able to shoot the rocket launcher.

The Next Day at 12:27 PM:

They small army could hear shooting coming from the woods behind the camp.
"OK SOLDIERS! THIS IS WHEN HEROS ARE MADE!" Screamed The captain while leading about 100 soldiers into the woods. When they got deep into the woods the found that one local tribe was fighting back against the pirates!
"Protect the locals!" Shouted the captain while handcuffing one of the pirates and throwing him into the back of an army truck that one of the soldiers drove there.
"Fall back!" The captain screamed while jumping in the truck. In total they had lost about 48 soldiers and captured about 7 of the pirates!

Back at the base:

The captain tortured the pirates for information but none of them gave any! He did unthinkable things to them. He burned them with his cigarettes. He forced one pirate to drink bleach! One of them he lit on fire, put out the fire just before he would have died and continued to torture him!

OOC: Are you ignoring me or something because I asked to be the pirate.

OOC: Yes you are them. That means in my last post I was attacking you.

OOC: Well that doesn't give me much to RP so how about you attack again or something cause everything I could've RPed you did.

OOC: My nation is a little busy so you can use my ships as if they were yours. Just make sure they aren't destroyed!

P.S. This post is for Talentay.

OOC: Wow, utter n00bery. Carry on, chaps. I was going to nuke the island into bits, but seeing the clusterfuck that this thread will turn into, it'll be more fun to watch...