NationStates Jolt Archive


Eighth Billion Tocrowkian Born

Tocrowkia
17-03-2008, 03:28
Even though the Tocrowkian Reich has lost contact with the outside world in recent months (We became bored with all the trivial matters that plague the world in this day and age.) we would like to announce that on the day of March 16th, year of our Lord 2008 the Eighth billion Tocrowkian child was born unto our world. Due to some logistical problems, our team from the Reich Ministry of Demographics was unable to determine who the lucky child was.

However, none the less celebrations have broken out across the Reich. When ever we do decide to make our grand re-emergence into the international scene, we will do so with the knowledge we have eight billion sons and daughters to carry our legacy into the future.

A pure, Nordic legacy. Uncontaminated by the stinking cesspools that are certain nations (You know who you are in this day and age).

Huzzah!

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Magdha
17-03-2008, 03:44
"Congratulations to the great nation of Tocrowkia and her people. This is indeed a joyous occasion."

Generalissimo J.L.
The Scandinvans
17-03-2008, 04:00
As a another nation with the legacy of the Norse unmingled through the passing of the years, we would like to offer your nation with eight million free copies of the The Honor of True Blood, written by the deceased Emperor Olaf IV, who was the father of the modern Norse centered politics of the current Scandinvan Empire.

Signed,
Chairman of the Norse First Party,
Harold Godwin
Volzgrad
17-03-2008, 06:06
Congratulations on your 8 billion strong population! In honor of this occasion, Volzgrad will send 20,000 CM-74 assault rifles and 50 T-50 MBTs. Its nice to see another like minded fascist nation. Would you and your nation consider trading or forming an alliance with the great United Fascist Republics of Volzgrad? If so then simply telegram me or send a message by the forums.

Sincerely,
Premier Jozef Vachenski of the UFRV
1010102
17-03-2008, 06:19
The Binarian Empire sends half a Billion wire coat hangers.(Use your imaginations.)

OOC: Congrats, I don't understand how someone can spend that much time on NS.
Greal
17-03-2008, 06:52
Greal will send 1 dollar to each person in Tocrowkia