Holy Marsh
17-03-2008, 00:52
Officisl Church Statement:
"Daily, we consult the Holy Marsh to guide us in a world most foul. Today, we received alarming news; the Vile Lard seeketh our destruction once again. As such, we announce that the school system of our country is entering Pre-War mode. Non-essential classes will be shut down, emphasis will be placed on the courses of Firearms Training and Basic Tactics. Classes such as Art, music, and other classes that don't aid in either the understanding of the Marsh situation or in fighting it, will be cut until further noticed. Also, we announce the construction of four dozen new army bases and air bases to give the army more flexibility."
"Daily, we consult the Holy Marsh to guide us in a world most foul. Today, we received alarming news; the Vile Lard seeketh our destruction once again. As such, we announce that the school system of our country is entering Pre-War mode. Non-essential classes will be shut down, emphasis will be placed on the courses of Firearms Training and Basic Tactics. Classes such as Art, music, and other classes that don't aid in either the understanding of the Marsh situation or in fighting it, will be cut until further noticed. Also, we announce the construction of four dozen new army bases and air bases to give the army more flexibility."