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Assassination Attempt In MacCountry; Assistance Required

MacCountry
09-03-2008, 21:14
It was a calm, warm day in Flapstone, the capital city of MacCountry. Vice President Barry McHugh, brother of President Vladimir, was giving a speech to the people of the city about the dangers of freedom. He discussed the exciting Llama Paintball Championships, and impending legislation that planned to class poor people as mentally ill. Suddenly, out of the bustle, came a man in a cool hat. He said:

"Freedom! Freedom for the workers!!"

With that, he produced an illegal AK47. That crowd scattered:
"He's got a gun!"

"Awesome, dude!"

"The Vice President!!"

Peppered with bullets, Vice President McHugh stumbled back as his bodyguards produced .44 Magnums.

"Take the guy with the cool hat DOWN!!"

Two blasts. The assassin was floored, his chest ripped apart by giant bullet holes. The guards relaxed.
"Mister Vice President, sir! Are you alright?"

"I'm fine. The Kevlar bodysuit was a good move."

"But what enemies do you have, sir? Why would someone try to kill you?"

"That's your job, Agent."

Upon hearing the news of the assassination, President McHugh has requested the assistance of willing nations to track down this terrorist cell and eliminate them. More local news as it comes.