Altairan
02-03-2008, 01:04
From:Head of War&Peace Ministry
To:NIO(national intelligence organization)
Terrorist groupf Hemnaru has set bombs off in public library.
Casualties: 50 Civilians
23 Employees
5 Police Officers
From:NIO
To:Head of War&Peace Ministry
Terrorist attack kills 500 civilians.
Defense contractor shill / CEO of Beagle Arms, Cracker Snarls, slips a $100 bill into your jacket, and then sits down.
"Yes sir... you can never be too careful. As we say back at home, put walls around everything, and then people will die painful barbed wire deaths from trying to climb over! Just put a .50 cal, preferably from my company, on every street corner and your nation will be safe once again. No need to read this massive, 1000 page contract that probably has hidden caveats and screw jobs in individual sentences. Just sign here, here, and here, and your people will be safe once again!"
The Atreidond Islands
02-03-2008, 05:51
The Atreidond Islands would like to know if there is any way we could be assistance. We have shipments medicine and other supplies standing by if needed.