NationStates Jolt Archive

Everybody in the democracy of united unions, our day has come. My army is set to invade Hyper Hippies. Come brothers, we shall take them down today!

What have I done to you? If there is something amiss, I have a pretty good feeling that the best way to deal with it would be to bring the issue to my attention so that we could work on a solution to it. Oh, and it is the Democracy of Unified Nations, not Unions.....

Come on Comrade.
Start the war.
We'll intervene in it, don't worry...
And Hyper Hippies, you'll win, there is no way you can lose, unless a Billion++ pop. Nation come to subjugate you...

So, what is this all about?

Don't know, comrade...

Though Dashie wishes to remain neutral, we will sell arms to any willing side.
We have any gun you want, but our specialties are Beagle Arms .328 model assault rifles, and BA 10mm machine guns. We are also willing to sell some *cough* "materials" of the glowing sort, if you know what I mean.

Cracker Snarls - CEO of Beagle Arms

I don't actually know what this is about to be honest. If he wants the delegate seat, there are legitimate ways to go about that which are outlined in our charter.

OOC: This is stupid, I should invade Manista for warmongering the conquer him.

I'll join you, Greston..

Manista, our DUN Charter has specific ways of removing a Delegate. War is not one of them. I advise you withdraw this declaration of war, before the region takes action. Any opposition to Hyper Hippies' reign will be strongly opposed by the Seventh Realm.

the nation of German zerabithea would like to end this. if both party's agree then i would like to ask that we talk about this and make peace.

To All Member Nations in the Ongoing Message Debate,

We of the Imperial Republic of Greston don't want to rain on your parades but we are putting our fist down and intervening. For the people of the Nation of Manista, your act of warmongering will not be tolerated and will be marked down as a strike against you, two more strikes and you will find that our troops are very efficient. For the nation of Hyper Hippies and the Seventh Realm we understand why you chose your stance on this, this is a regional affair and so for German zerabithea, I would advise you stay away from the soon to come battles. If any the so far listed nations are to move an offensive movement, Greston will intervene. Meaning if the nation of German zerabithea deploys troops to attack Manista, Grestonian troops will attack them. If Manista goes on with their warmongering threat and attempts to carry it out, Grestonian soldiers will be there in the nation of Hyper Hippies fighting your troops off. No offensive or aggressive movements shall be made unless said otherwise.

President and Brigader John Batther

To All Member Nations in the Ongoing Message Debate,

We of the Imperial Republic of Greston don't want to rain on your parades but we are putting our fist down and intervening. For the people of the Nation of Manista, your act of warmongering will not be tolerated and will be marked down as a strike against you, two more strikes and you will find that our troops are very efficient. For the nation of Hyper Hippies and the Seventh Realm we understand why you chose your stance on this, this is a regional affair and so for German zerabithea, I would advise you stay away from the soon to come battles. If any the so far listed nations are to move an offensive movement, Greston will intervene. Meaning if the nation of German zerabithea deploys troops to attack Manista, Grestonian troops will attack them. If Manista goes on with their warmongering threat and attempts to carry it out, Grestonian soldiers will be there in the nation of Hyper Hippies fighting your troops off. No offensive or aggressive movements shall be made unless said otherwise.

President and Brigader John Batther

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Once again we see you making threats and resorting to war. While we do not support the actions of Manista, resorting to war is not the answer, at least not yet. The nation of Orbath wishes to invite all parties to the diplomatic table to peacefully end this conflict.

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Once again we see you making threats and resorting to war. While we do not support the actions of Manista, resorting to war is not the answer, at least not yet. The nation of Orbath wishes to invite all parties to the diplomatic table to peacefully end this conflict.

To The Leader of the Nation of Orbath,

Once again I see you being a prick. We do not support the actions of Manista and we did not say we were going to war. We were going to war only if the offense was made. That message was made to keep the involved parties from killing eachother. But for this for I think you should sit it out, wouldn't want you wimping out at the end like you did in Cripistan, this time you don't have a large nation to defend your stupidity. Stay out of this, because I am not to fond of Orbathian troops and neither are most of the Grestonian Armed Forces. What our message was saying was, keep this peaceful or you will have your war. So you can take youe meeting and shove it up your ass, for we will not be attending it and most likely the other parties will likely not.

President and Brigader John Batther

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
Whilst we do not condone militaristic action; if it comes to war, the Shazbotdom Empire will move in to defend the Soverignty of the Nation of Hyper Hippies.

Just because one does not believe in the UN Deligate of a region doesn't mean that they should go to war. Use diplomacy to see if they will change things to how you would like it.

Official Communique

The Commonwealth of Zoingo is behind Greston on the issue that the nation of Manista is compleatly and utterly biased on its war with the nation of Hyper Hippies. Zoingo also agrees with Orbath that Greston is being a bit too rash with the conflict, and that the situation can be solved a bit more smoothly and without the need of military involvement. Of course, if things get out of hand, then such military intervention would be required. We wish to only slightly for a moment wish to point out that:
"Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding."

Sincerely,
Roland J. Massaquine
Prime Minister
Lord Nordith
Parliament Head

To The Leader of the Nation of Orbath,

Once again I see you being a prick. We do not support the actions of Manista and we did not say we were going to war. We were going to war only if the offense was made. That message was made to keep the involved parties from killing eachother. But for this for I think you should sit it out, wouldn't want you wimping out at the end like you did in Cripistan, this time you don't have a large nation to defend your stupidity. Stay out of this, because I am not to fond of Orbathian troops and neither are most of the Grestonian Armed Forces. What our message was saying was, keep this peaceful or you will have your war. So you can take youe meeting and shove it up your ass, for we will not be attending it and most likely the other parties will likely not.

President and Brigader John Batther

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We can see here,

''We of the Imperial Republic of Greston don't want to rain on your parades but we are putting our fist down and intervening. For the people of the Nation of Manista, your act of warmongering will not be tolerated and will be marked down as a strike against you, two more strikes and you will find that our troops are very efficient.''

This could easily be seen as a threat, however, it is you who sent the message and you know what was mean behind it, therefore, it is entirely possible that it was misinterpreted. Furthermore, we will not ''sit it out'' and you shouldn't speak for other nations. If my proposal is rejected, I will leave it as that. The nation of Orbath will monitor the situation and hope to see it resolved peacefully.

PS - The Cripistan conflict was a rather unfortunate event. We attempted to bring peace to a region unwilling to accept it and paid the price. It is our citizens before those in Cripistan. However, despite that, we managed to construct two city states, much more than you ever did in your short time you were there.

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We can see here,

''We of the Imperial Republic of Greston don't want to rain on your parades but we are putting our fist down and intervening. For the people of the Nation of Manista, your act of warmongering will not be tolerated and will be marked down as a strike against you, two more strikes and you will find that our troops are very efficient.''

This could easily be seen as a threat, however, it is you who sent the message and you know what was mean behind it, therefore, it is entirely possible that it was misinterpreted. Furthermore, we will not ''sit it out'' and you shouldn't speak for other nations. If my proposal is rejected, I will leave it as that. The nation of Orbath will monitor the situation and hope to see it resolved peacefully.

PS - The Cripistan conflict was a rather unfortunate event. We attempted to bring peace to a region unwilling to accept it and paid the price. It is our citizens before those in Cripistan. However, despite that, we managed to construct two city states, much more than you ever did in your short time you were there.

To The Leader of The Nation of Orbath,

Well then, you may sit it out, if anything is to come with it. As you talk on about how we didn't do anything for Cripistan and how bad we are for making a threat, that "threat" is wasting away at them, and the region of the DUN is working out the issue as well. You offer will be turned down, and you will be allowed to survey the soon to occur events but if any Orbathian is to step foot on any of the nations involved unless invited we will consider that an act of war and this time we won't stand for it.

President and Brigader John Batther

P.S.- How could we have done anything in Cripistan when all you did was turn us out then attack our homeland when a few troops didn't leave right away, you were very impatient in that war. But one thing I would like to say is this; the only reason you had trouble in that CRU city was because there was around 10,000 Grestonians mixed in there. Yes now the truth is revieled.

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This revelation as you call it will not be taken lightly. At this time, all citizens located within Greston are hereby ordered to return home. Furthermore, any and all Grestonian citizens are hereby ordered out of the nation of Orbath within one weeks time. Failure to comply will result in the imprisonment of the Grestonian(s) until such time as transportation can be arranged. Furthermore, any and all trade, is cut. No vessel or aircraft from Greston is allowed within Orbathian airspace or sea, regardless of intent or purpose.

Now to dissect your message.

''if any Orbathian is to step foot on any of the nations involved unless invited we will consider that an act of war and this time we won't stand for it.''

Once again you threaten us with no good reason. Not once did we state that we would ever ''step foot on any of the nations'' nor do we plan on doing so.

''How could we have done anything in Cripistan when all you did was turn us out then attack our homeland when a few troops didn't leave right away, you were very impatient in that war.''

That attack was not directed at your homeland, it was directed at your forces within Cripistan and was never carried out. The reason behind it was your support for what was declared a terrorist organization. Impatient, yes. We were working hard to restore peace and you threatened to end that, naturally we want ed you out as soon as possible.

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The Coredian New Age Retro Hippie Organization has this to say about Manista's lack of tact and coolness when he/she/it declared war on Hyper Hippies:

"Not cool! Not cool at all, man! Like, you gotta be friggin' kidding, man! Let's all sit down and make peace, not war! Like, we support our Hyper Hippie allies and it'd be all psychedalic and awesome if you would back down or else you'll be getting a bitch-slapping! Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!"

"PS: Wanna 'shroom?" The new age retro hippie offers a strange mushroom (http://www.videogamesprites.net/Earthbound/MapEnemies/Ramblin'%20Evil%20Mushroom%20-%20Walk.gif) of some kind that appears to be wriggling.

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Greston Threats

Sir John Batther, you may and probably do remember us. We are distressed that after showing reason once during the DoubleWidevillean conflict, you again resort to threats and war. Is there no sense that diplomacy CAN solve conflicts? Is there no sense that matters CAN be solved without the loss of human lives? We shudder to think what the world would be like if everyone acted as you did. While Manista did act very militaristic and probably could have solved it the presumed conflict in a different form, Greston is but stooping to the level of Manista by acting just as warmongering and threatening to declare war on Manista if it commits any more offences. Now, before quickly replying and declaring that we have no sense and are being hypocritical, think about the situation. Manista declares war, and Greston responds a while later with a threat to declare war no matter how concealed that threat may be. Think, and act on it, John Batther. We implore you.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi


Official Communique

We applaude the "Stocklomolvi Sense" in trying to reslove the matter peacefully and more towards diplomaticly than using violence first. The Commonwealth seconds the actions of our ally.

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Greston Threats

Sir John Batther, you may and probably do remember us. We are distressed that after showing reason once during the DoubleWidevillean conflict, you again resort to threats and war. Is there no sense that diplomacy CAN solve conflicts? Is there no sense that matters CAN be solved without the loss of human lives? We shudder to think what the world would be like if everyone acted as you did. While Manista did act very militaristic and probably could have solved it the presumed conflict in a different form, Greston is but stooping to the level of Manista by acting just as warmongering and threatening to declare war on Manista if it commits any more offences. Now, before quickly replying and declaring that we have no sense and are being hypocritical, think about the situation. Manista declares war, and Greston responds a while later with a threat to declare war no matter how concealed that threat may be. Think, and act on it, John Batther. We implore you.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

I believe this tense situation has been resolved.

Below are two TG's I received from Manista today. Hopefully they mean that this conflict is at an end before it was started and before lives were lost. I would like to officially thank all Nations that vowed to support me, or to try to diplomatically resolve this threat. I am a peaceful nation and am thankful that did not have to change.

My warmest regards to all,
The Flower Children of Hyper Hippies, aka The Metropolitan Nation of Calmset
(yes, Manista came to the DUN on my invitation from The Metropolis, my first home)


The Metropolitan Nation of Manista
Received: 3 hours ago

I want power!


The Metropolitan Nation of Manista
Received: 3 hours ago

Fine, I will not launch my troops. I've discovered everybody else will kick my ass if I attack

im not trying to wage war im asking the 2 to talk and get this settled before it becomes a war but if you don't want to i don't mind

Hahahaha...
Victory for the uneasy coalition!
(Coalition of anti-N00bish behaviour, of course)

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hegemony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 0, Null Encryption
To: [OPEN COMMUNIQUÉ]
Subject: Greston Threats

Sir John Batther, you may and probably do remember us. We are distressed that after showing reason once during the DoubleWidevillean conflict, you again resort to threats and war. Is there no sense that diplomacy CAN solve conflicts? Is there no sense that matters CAN be solved without the loss of human lives? We shudder to think what the world would be like if everyone acted as you did. While Manista did act very militaristic and probably could have solved it the presumed conflict in a different form, Greston is but stooping to the level of Manista by acting just as warmongering and threatening to declare war on Manista if it commits any more offences. Now, before quickly replying and declaring that we have no sense and are being hypocritical, think about the situation. Manista declares war, and Greston responds a while later with a threat to declare war no matter how concealed that threat may be. Think, and act on it, John Batther. We implore you.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

To Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich The Commissar of Stoklomolvi,

Once again I understand your reasoning, but, once again I stand by decision. I announced that there would only be war if they carried on with their act and our efforts would only be to quell the issue nothing more. Our threats were only made to "scare them from attack Hyper Hipies" in a sense, we were not going to attack in an offence only in a defence of Hyper Hippies. I would wish for this to remain peaceful but I would also wish that you as well as Orbath understand that we are not warmongering here only stopping one from occuring or slowly it down by a large amount.

President and Brigader John Batther

OOC: Wait, its resolved? There's not gonna be a war? Aww...I was hoping I could actually RP one fully...

hehe, I am sorry about that. i just didn't feel like having my region torn apart by something so mundane as to literally be reasonless.....