Tur Kalavar
18-02-2008, 00:37
Today the Zansko-Calaveran Republic of Tur Kalavar has ruled out unification with the occupying force of Zanski, which also has 2 million former Zansk citizens in TK, 1.9 million of which are ethnic Zansk and the rest are the Zansk minority Gharrakan.
The Republic also ruled out unification with their ethnic homeland of North Calaveras, with President Yalita Alexanderio saying:
"Kanhucha, the former North Calaveran province which is now known as the Republic of Tur Kalavar, has always had a different feel to the rest of North Calaveras. Firstly, many of us are Muslim. Secondly, we have our own ethnicity, which has been proven by scientists, that we have blood not uncanny to that of Kurds or Armenians.
This trait is found nowhere else in North Calaveras.
And now, with the arrival of Zansk settlers, we have a new reason for independence. They may scream for unity with their homeland, but so do many of my ethnic bretherin with their former nation and it creates another reason for Independence.
It is not so bad.
You may not like the hardcore communism that will inevitably supress our moslem brothers in blood, that is happening in North Calaveras.
Or you may not like the liberalism in Zanski that may cause the Zansk to become nationalistic and rise up against the Kanhuchan Calaveran majority.
It is just another reason for independence.
And it is on this note that I announce that any effort on either side to muffle my words will be met with uprising, and quick actions that will only be stoppable with genocide.
Zansks, Calaverans, unite!"
The Republic also ruled out unification with their ethnic homeland of North Calaveras, with President Yalita Alexanderio saying:
"Kanhucha, the former North Calaveran province which is now known as the Republic of Tur Kalavar, has always had a different feel to the rest of North Calaveras. Firstly, many of us are Muslim. Secondly, we have our own ethnicity, which has been proven by scientists, that we have blood not uncanny to that of Kurds or Armenians.
This trait is found nowhere else in North Calaveras.
And now, with the arrival of Zansk settlers, we have a new reason for independence. They may scream for unity with their homeland, but so do many of my ethnic bretherin with their former nation and it creates another reason for Independence.
It is not so bad.
You may not like the hardcore communism that will inevitably supress our moslem brothers in blood, that is happening in North Calaveras.
Or you may not like the liberalism in Zanski that may cause the Zansk to become nationalistic and rise up against the Kanhuchan Calaveran majority.
It is just another reason for independence.
And it is on this note that I announce that any effort on either side to muffle my words will be met with uprising, and quick actions that will only be stoppable with genocide.
Zansks, Calaverans, unite!"