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In a recent study issued by the Theoroshian Empirical Scientific Community, lead scientist Alfred Fordakov stated that, "...other nations are inferior to Theoroshia."

To prove this statement, he compared the Theoroshian's to the Zoingonians and the Beatians. "If you look at the two inferiors, what do you see? Inferior qualities! Envy, immorality, etcetera. In the Theoroshian, however, you see pride, duty, a sense of honor." After several shock tests and a 'superiority test', which uses methods yet undisclosed, he has determined that indeed, Theoroshians are superior to all other peoples that inhabit this earth.

For the Socialist Empire!

Reporter Valiy Jalashniy

Empress Dominique of the Tanaran Empire flipped though the various papers that piled by her breakfast plate, and stopped on one from the nation of ..."Hmmm, some third world power no-ones ever heard of before, and they have the gall to declare themselves better? Well, I guess these tiny little nations have to do something to give themselves some pride. Though I can't say much for their scientific establishment." Chuckling to herself and setting the paper aside - she knew some others that would find this just as amuseing, she dug into her cheese omelt. In second the so called scientific anouncement was gone from her thoughts.