NationStates Jolt Archive

"Marhc my minnions marhc!" screemed teh emporer 2 his soljers as they marhcd to battle 2 destroy the world! :sniper::gundge:

200,000,000,000,000 of the Super Mega Ultra Killall Nukes were readied to be shot at the stupid heads who dared not notice the nation of Mynation!

Kill dem siad the leader guy and he fired teh nukes and ley flew very very very veyr very very fast and edstroied the nations and the world so they pwned tem and owned tem now!

10 the soljers landed and went :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: nd killed ev ting in tere pash. 10 teh otha team went BOOM and al of tem looked likes this :(

I hat you screeemed the soljers as tey killed everything, and the otha soljers dinot even shoot back becayse tey sucked and my soljers were better.

10 the nukes were fired and they killed evy ting in the otha nation except the soljers who put on their special suits and blocked the nukes!

TEH OTHA NATION LOOOSES!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!1:sniper::mp5:

OOC: OMFG fecking win x 10.

:rolleyes:

OOC: Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week or until this thread is closed! It is still open to join in you want chek the Uber Suber Godmodding War of Mayhem and Noobery if you want to sign up.

The Void...

"It would appear its time to quell another N00B War." said the ever so familier voice of the one entity that did not exist.

Kajeenith had been sitting watching the events of creation unfold.

All over Creation Void Nexuses opened, and began to expand ever wider, swallowing everything that existed, even black holes! Suddenly, everything was gone, including all dieties!

It seemed like nothing had happened at all, for there everything was, as though The Void had never opened.

Meanwhile, on his throne, Kajeenith laughed an evil laugh, for his plan had succeeded.

HEY U CAN:T DO TAT!

Teh soljers shot teir super machine guns at the hole and it was destroyed and exploded sending shaprnal evey were nd it crused the enemy bad guys who suck!

The attacks just simply disappear into The Void, which never opened, because it swallowed everything, so in short, the soldiers simply wasted their ammo.

Come to find out, NO MORE AMMO! :(

The Ammo that was shot grows and expands into Dragons of the same element the attacks were made of. The Dragons turn on the soldiers.

The soljers have teir super soljer named Bob who is 6 meters tall and weighs 230 punds al mussle pul out his sword and cut of teh dragones heds. Tehn teir souls eat up the viod and the viod exploses and evey ting dies ecept the soljers ho tehn goes and kills the leader guy hoo made the viod. :mp5:

Then the soldiers all die, because you cannot eat Nothing and live, nor can you kill someone that does not exist.

OOC: Now only a true Godmodder can outright defeat logic. How good a godmodder are you?

Teh soljers starred to eat tehselves but because tey dinot exists they dinot die frum eating temselves beet dat loooosa!

Suddenly, for some unknown and implausible reason, 100 million moleland super tanks appeared outside everyone's capital city.

An experienced leader then order "Open fire~!!!!!!!" As teh tanks fire, theu had force equal to 133773311337 million Nukes on everyone.

With everyone dead, the Moleland army celebrates

And the soldiers do die, but anything they suppose should happen to them after they die does not happen, and now they are ghost warriors, without anywhere to go. They cannot effect the living, and they can only effect each other. They are trapped where they fell for the rest of eternity.

But tehn tey beet teh crap out of teh viod because it isnot living nor daed and so r tey so tey cen beet it up then tey win nd teh leader decides tof rie his nooks and they fall down on the moles and the moles splatter evey were!

in teh gint capitul uv uberland teh emporor stands frum his thron and says kill evry1 but us!!!!!

den teh soljurs kil every1, evn teh blck hol guy bcuz dey r 2 kewl 2 dye. an den dey stich teh hole cloz bcuz dey kan. 90000000000 nukler tnaks rol throo teh streetz of teh univurs blwing up evry1 agnst dem wit nukez. dey dnt blow up cuz dey hav uber armur dat cant be pentrated and 8937489793289743289743 nave shipz fly throw spayse blwing up all teh plants.


((OOC: Had to add the Noob Ignoring the Closed Tag. This will be my only post.))

:upyours::gundge::sniper:With eberyone ignoring ther moeland super tanks, victory was adsured!:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper:

But tehn came teh heavi calvary tat chased over ervyting. Tey hakked and slashed evri shoulder daun, tehn capotured teh Casle Antrax 2 hv oral sx w/ teh wimin.

Ha ha we rule u suck laffed teh calvary leder lol lol lol

:upyours::gundge::sniper:With eberyone ignoring ther moeland super tanks, victory was adsured!:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper:

But tehn came teh heavi calvary tat chased over ervyting. Tey hakked and slashed evri shoulder daun, tehn capotured teh Casle Antrax 2 hv oral sx w/ teh wimin.

Ha ha we rule u suck laffed teh calvary leder lol lol lol

OOC: OH GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE! I LOVE YOU MAN!

Then from out of nowear the army of trailer trashman came forth and weilded
Nuclear powered doctor seringes that fired 100-4000Giga-ton nuclearweapions. then they shouted

" First we get them from behind... then we reach around to the fornt... then make them taste out spears!!!!"

The moleland super tanks shoto the trailetr amry into a million squillion pieces!

victorny1`11f;b:sniper::sniper::sniper:

after being shot they gathered intoa new being and became small round people with sniper rifles that can kill god and submachine guns!

:sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5:

Omfg !¬ Gomode!bkhbhbjhwkq

I Owwnnwned Uuu!!u!u!uu!

NOY OUY cheatelnjjk


I'm not going to rp anymro! mods1q!1n:sniper::sniper::sniper::gundge::gundge:

:upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours:
:fluffle:my @55 u n0000b!

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg

levae me alone before I ignore you1#m;k

lol trailer u is teh ghei!!!!111!!!!oneoneone111!!!

teh calvari seed teh trailer shoulders so they got up w/ teh wimin and sended teh wimin 2 trailer shoulders that weer mesmorised by teh wimin who made them str8 again

when teh trailer shoulders were having teh sxxx w/ teh wimin teh hevi calvary rided over them and picked teh wimin up

lol u suck laffed teh calvari leeder and he pulled out his postil and shooted evri shoulder in like 2 sekndz

i is teh winner

Ands sudden this portel open. A Jedi big and baddass come out.

Steve: Dudes, yer alls gonna DIE!!!!!1111oneoneelvenelvenelven

He turned on his kickass purple lighsabur and like looked like made windoo only white and with hair and liek not gay fer gettink offed by teh emporer.

Moleland reposnds with 228334234 deathstarsa! die! sktrpid jedis#1#!!mkajgl

Calvari leeder Booba Fett Palapalapaltpine: Steve STFU u is not meis windoo u is anakin skywalker teh emo jedi lol lol lol

I have 2bajilliopn stormtroopwers who never miss and can't be hurt111fl

take tyhat idiot #1l;j[]1mfbd flMMEQ

Steve are too tight fer dat to werk.

Stave: That weak, molegirl! Ha haha!!!!!elevenelevenelvelevn!

He picked up his sabur and like totally knocked that superlazer out of da park! And dien right backa t the deafstar! LOL!@

We also has 100007359693333868385863 x-ving fight0rz and they all has luke skywalker clones B-coos luke is not ghei like emo annakin!!!!!!11111!!

Teh fight0rz go pew pew pew and blO up teh deathstarz n00bcake

Mole girl! You goramm idget! Stermtoppers can't hit nuffin12 and youses known it 1!1 HAX!

Stave then kilt all the stermtoppers with his lsabuer!

mole i has a bajillion luke skywalker clones all with laitsaburz and they go whack slash whoosh in ur st00pid stormtroop0rz.

WTF Steve u play WOW u ninja gank all my kills

Ranferia! Dmanit! YEr on my side! Betrayin' me againt you figgit!@

Al ub a sudden da Mallenum Falcon cames down wit h Hans Olo and shootes all da B-wigns becaue ebervody knows Hans is betters than winey Luike!!1s1!sdfsd! Roflcopters!

STFU n00b u is teh kill-steeling ninja

and when Hon Solo is gonna pew pew pew is when Choobocca says he is teh ghei and jumps on Hons back

all lukes laugh when Hon go ow ow ow ow ow ow ow roflmao

Mole girl! You goramm idget! Stermtoppers can't hit nuffin12 and youses known it 1!1 HAX!

Stave then kilt all the stermtoppers with his lsabuer!

i€ ain't no girl o bb12121#1ek;fmklm

go fcuk your selfl!1mjnjhhjjkd

I have 300 undred million stard estroyedrs armed with missiels that can destroy the glaxy 70 tiem sove/?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranferai, you gorramed figgit!@ Chewabacc ain't gay!!! Like yous! Oooo bourn!

Goram staight Iz a ninja!

Steve wips out he catana and haxed though the Lukie clowns!

Ur mama is ghei :upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours:

suddenli Steve gets shooted with a canon ball in teh fase

Dredd Pirate Rowberts: arrr me hearties we go kill teh pajama wearing nansyboi nau lol lol lol

pirate pwn ninja u loose :p

Oh Yah!?!?!!?!?11!?@?!?!@?1!!@!@?

then Jon Wayn showeds up cauuz evevybudy knows cow boz beats pirats!!!!!!@!!elevenlevenlevnelevne

AHAHA! NOOZB :D:D:D

Iz OWNeRZZZES!

GUYS I HATE U U BASTARDS AND WTF DOES OOC MEAN!?!?!?111111ONEONEONE111111111????????//////////////!

Den teh leader gi took out a sword nd flew upto is stuper powerful Utral MEGA almigth God Deathstart and went all like, Luke Iz amz ur father bitch! and he presed teh big red butun and teh earth went BOOOOOOOM nd evy son of bitch died cause you all suck.

NOOOOOB!

Tehn Bob teh Stuper 6 metre tall 230 pond (al mussle) Undead Stuper Warrior tat is un-ded kame up frum teh viod ting nd went al like :mp5::sniper::gundge::upyours::mad: on ur asses and he puled ot his sord and went like slash slash slash and killed u! HA HA!

But we already blew up the earth so talk to teh hand bitch!

:upyours: The mokan army blows up the moon and chunks fall down and crush everyone I win!!!!!!!!!!1111111

FIne then i went thought a time warp and blew it up before the war started!!!!!


:cool: :sniper:

Dont tri and Bill an Ted us MocaStana!

Jon Wayn goes back in tim and then shot yer grand dad so you nevr is bourne! Booya!

allur mommas suk ok ???//wwtf:upyours::upyours::upyours: upyours
the indonesian states president jonh smith declares wor with evry1ecxept newland and newland destroys teh universe with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 9 n00Ks hahaha ok so then newland has Uber teknologi and create a new universe so then indonesia survives only with 2 people newland presiden jane jonson and indonesian stase president john smith and they mindwipe alll others so indonesia wins then jane johnson gets sik and dies but jonh smith lives 4rvur cause he made a medisine taht says dat u can live 4evur


(non-n00b OOC: lol man this is fun!!! I live in a different time-zone than the US or Britan or where the majority of you live so my posts will be very late)

Woo wooah woah! Joo tink that indorsneezia can beat us?!?!?!?!//1/1/1/1/1/1?!/1/1/1?1!?1/1?12/?1?1?1?

Sos Catawab get all there ditry n00ks and like blows the sith out of indosneezia!!@?!?@!?@?!@?!?@!?@!?elevenelevnelevens

Al yer peoples aer no iradyated! AHAHDAHDAHAHDAHSHSHAWASSAHAAH! OWNZEDED@!

All YuR BASS ARE BRLong TO UZ!!!!!!

allur mommas suk ok ???//wwtf:upyours::upyours::upyours: upyours
the indonesian states president jonh smith declares wor with evry1ecxept newland and newland destroys teh universe with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and 9 n00Ks hahaha ok so then newland has Uber teknologi and create a new universe so then indonesia survives only with 2 people newland presiden jane jonson and indonesian stase president john smith and they mindwipe alll others so indonesia wins then jane johnson gets sik and dies but jonh smith lives 4rvur cause he made a medisine taht says dat u can live 4evur


(non-n00b OOC: lol man this is fun!!! I live in a different time-zone than the US or Britan or where the majority of you live so my posts will be very late)

look at ths catawaba!!!2 l8 i pwn ur asss hahaha roflmaoland jon wayne died from a hart attack wile tim traveling so he was never ever in any wrld hahahahaahha

:upyours:five hundred thousand million bazilion gazilion n00ks lands up0n j00 all! , Baliwas became Naruto and used Kagebunshin a Gazillion Times to create may clones to obliterate the earth, You all lose, I win

Seven hundred billion trillion Super tanks bigger then aircrft carrers attacked th erth, they had anti-radaitian "suits", bfore that, they launched 5 Gazillion zillion trillion trillion trillion trillion nukes at earth :upyours:

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge: :gundge:

ALL OF YOU LOSE! I WIN!

remember i made a different universe of only john smith teh president so he live 4evur ok?

I WIN AND LONG LIVE JONH SMTIH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:upyours:using a super radar, 5 gazillion trillion billion trillion gazillion nukes were launched at John Smith. :gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!!!

i alredy destory universe and make a diffrent 1 so:
I WIN AND LONG LIVE JOHN SMITH!!!!!!!!1111

i alredy destory universe and make a diffrent 1 so:
I WIN AND LONG LIVE JOHN SMITH!!!!!!!!1111

:upyours:I'M IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE ALSO!, I LAUNCH 5 gazillion trillion billion trillion gazillion nukes at John Smith from my universe to your universe.

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!!!

well newland my ally makes anythin cause there sintistss are good and every1 is invinsible frum evrythin so:

I WIN AND LONG LIVE JNOH SMTHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

well newland my ally makes anythin cause there sintistss are good and every1 is invinsible frum evrythin so:

I WIN AND LONG LIVE JNOH SMTHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

:upyours:greal has ways of detcting invisble things, we have sent a battle fleet of 10 gazillion trillion billion space cruisers plus 6 zillion gazillion quadrillion trillion transports, each transport is capable of carrying 567 trillion troops in each transport. Greal will crush you ! :mp5:

WE SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!!!

AREN'T you forgettign my nAME HAS 2 l's in it so Iwn the wast!¬`!1!###

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge:

out ov teh seting son, chuk norus and his milon klones swooop n on there deatstarz. dey continusly fire there main gunz at everbody killing everone.

Chuk desides it is cold so he turns up the sun to get warmz. That frizes everone left and Chuk winz

Chuk alwayz winz.

He sat that up when he made the univerz.




OOC:

Gah, it's hard to write like that. It hurts.

That all you can do punk>? us moels are invincible to heat and lie in undergorund bunkers that you cna't break! we ahve a stockpile of anti chulk misisle1!!SSS!!1


Fire!!11!!!!

ONEWD!!!

Da missilez are all shooted dow n by the superlazors. You looze.

The SuperChuck dezides to use your planet as a cueball in his battle and hitz it with a side kikc, send in it into the other wolrdz.

Oh, SuperChukc is when all the Cchuks merge togettter into one giant super awsom one.

My world bouces off seventty three other worlds and hits superchuk int face, knocking into the sun111111111eleventyone11111

Superchuks rock hard invulable skin causes the planet to bounce off like he is a god and lik e you sed, you bounce into the sun that was turned up warmer by Chuk.

I smell toasted moles sed Chuk

the sun and us become fused into a super sun monster,m and I chuck fire bnalls at j00!11! you losose nob111!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Round House Kicks Of Doom!!!!!!

Butt tehn teh stuper duper omega uber pwnage death star THE SECOND, blows up the moels nd tehn crases in2 StuperChuck nd eh dies cause you suk u morons, I hat u bastards!

Moleland sun god kills you. with firey death annd reduced crweam cakw!s`1111!111111 poitnt stick kills tyouy to1211111111

pwned11! ha ha you loose douch bag

Butt tehn teh stuper duper omega uber pwnage death star THE SECOND, blows up the moels nd tehn crases in2 StuperChuck nd eh dies cause you suk u morons, I hat u bastards!

Tat Is Unfare U Jackass I Ham Repoting U!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!11111oneone! I Hop U Go 2 Hell Bitch

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/noob.jpg

REPORT ME FOR THAT! FCUKING FCUKER!

Fuck U U Fukcer! I Hop U Lieked Fucking Ur Mam!

Your Mum Lost Her Face In 'nem11111

you all n00bz die in my feet!... i unleashed my BAZILLION GAZILLION super troopers armed with invincible/invinsible/unflawed suits, and i launched 123498108482348534803458735-12394809184092 N00ks!

me adn my alli newland go bak in time and kill evry livnig tinhg so only indonesia prsedntient jonh smith (cause newland presidant alrdy die frum sik and jnoh smtih mak teh newland ally sintist a slav 0 and tehn jnoh smith indonesias presidnet liv in cool sientst plce an the sun adn remade humnity!!!!!!!11

I WIN ADN LONG LIVE JONH SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

FU TAT CHEETING!

U r not allowed 2 do tat!

Tehn teh super soljer rose frum teh ded nd wolked ovr to teh super nukes nd the invisible arrrmy nd blow of teir heads. Liter guy got pissed nd went back in tyme nd kiled Atom nd Eeeve meking no sutch ting as live so u dead bitches!

Chuk cannnot be killd
http://minorityblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/chuckcard2.jpg

Chuk esisted b4 time
http://tonday.com/images/weird/chuck_norris_battle_manual.jpg

Chuk allwayz winz
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/sandspider/chuck-norris-winner.jpg

Chuk is leet


u looz noobz




OOC:

Sorry, I had to do the NOOB picture thing

Cuhck is teh lame n00b

teh pirate luke clones rised from teh gravys tehy challange chuck 2 a dual w/ swordz and canons

chuck is hit in teh ballz w/ a canon ball lol

Chuk is the ultimat pirat/ninza/jedi/sith/deity/leet being in all creation.

The canonball bows in honor for even being clos to Chuk

http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/fanart/2007/smiley_chuck2.gif

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:mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5::sniper::sniper::sniper:


THE EMPIRE R00LS!!!!!!11111

King Baliwas became naruto and he fghts j00 of you and pwns all of j00!1!!1111

Chuk is the ultimat pirat/ninza/jedi/sith/deity/leet being in all creation.

The canonball bows in honor for even being clos to Chuk

BUT HE IS STILL A VIRGIN BITCH!

The stuper soljers aimed teir guns down and stareded 2 hav sex wit naked laides nd tehn cuhck got a big boner nd he blew up!

g0d made King Baliwas WaR g0d and commanded 10947017424897592753471-4128923746487236478469146423644171701010478974927489278347234014423748923748923741474239874892374023 74890237408923740923741 sper s0ljers p@wniNg GreSt0n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111






:sniper::sniper::upyours::mp5::mp5:


THE EMPIRE R00LS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

King Baliwas became naruto and he fghts j00 of you and pwns all of j00!1!!1111

whell tehn I twurned of ta Teevee nd u went gone nd I won, tehn I hitt a hom run wit cuhck weiner nd useded ur soljers as ta ball bitch!

Yur Teevee suddenly goes boom! cus teh Greata Headhunta's armee throo bombs and gren-aides at it! :gundge:

remember taht jon smith allied wth god wthput prmmisino, went bak in time killd adam& eve adn all teh animles he tehn aet teh annimals thn wen he was doen he wnt wiht his newland ally sintist to da yere 2008, where teh world was emty eksept 4 jonh smith adn teh sientist adn tehn da sintist mad a mashene where all da info of neawland. den da sientist was murderd by jonh smith and jon smith live 4evur &evur so;

I WIN ADN LONG LIVE JONH SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh, adn teh sientist found owt taht all tihs is imaginashun, but no1 believe hime so teh Uber Super God-Modding Wor Of Mega Nsomething continuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I WIN ADN LONG LIVE JONH SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

adn tehn john smith wok up frum his koma. he was in a enemi hospitel so he used his UBRE finger-n00k/bang on da nurse tehn he killd her wiht da n00ks tehn he rekruts 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999uber suiside bomers adn tehy al run intu chuk norris adn 9999999999999999999912419784719058137501847109473108571308571035871305381759038751928572895728957289 5720195872857209845720489572109587105947189217509824570928157290857289572957091275298578912750487582 4572905702948751 rl spesial forses sodrs attk so tehy attkgreston

I create adam & eve 'gain. Den evrybdy is hapy! yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!11

Egads! He won by happiness! Surely the most lethal tactic of them all!

indeed. president john smith is baffled!!!!!!!!!11

Egads! He won by happiness! Surely the most lethal tactic of them all!

I actually didnt no I cood do taht!!!!!!!!!11 I won!

And der was much rejoicing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

:fluffle: :fluffle: :D :D :( :sniper: :fluffle: :p :D :fluffle:

:upyours:greal blastes everyone in the universe each with 5 trillion gazillion trillion gazillion nooks. :mp5:

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!!!

The Emporer uses the most powerful weapons at his command, Logic, Reason, and grammetically correct sentences.

2 bad u spelt "Emporer" wrong.

OMGLOLZ

Chuk kix ur Emperor's a$$

SuperChuk LOLZ at u

GREAL WINS!!!!!!
:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!

I win

I play Warhammer, teh game o' fantasy battles! I WIN!!!!

Long Live GH!!

I wib! I pwn uou al1l!!!1

pwning is for n00bs! Lugh at da no0b!!!!! haha I is lughing at joo!!!!

:upyours:I use 5 trillion gazillion billion million trillion gazillion quadrillion billion zillion trillion stormtroopers to get you :mp5:

:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

GREAL WINS!!!!!!


LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!

GREAL WINS!!!!!!
:gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::gundge::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:

LONG LIVE GREAL!!!!!

GREAL? you cna't win!!1!!1f you ahve no tropp[s!!!!

I have a bajillion cardboard cutoyt"!!!!!

I wib! I pwn uou al1l!!!1

I use teh uber-smilie of I)00/\/\

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-002.gif

This is the best I've seen from Greal, keep up the good work plz.

I snd eurofighterz, btw.

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s34/smilies-12267.png

*Breaks smilei!!!!*

I win, there isn't a single typo in this post!

hah! v:mp5::mp5:

This is TEH MODZORS! In ur thread, pwnin' ur posts! U r all BANNED*! 4 Off-topic-ness! And 4 Spamminess! And N00bishness111!!!1!

And 4 bein dum enuf to think we meant it when we sed u cd! HAH HAH HAH!

*EDIT: Not really. But there's been the obligatory complaint in Moderation. So it's time for the obligatory n00b-war mod intervention. You are getting off-topic, though.
If it's actual roleplay and not spam, it should be safe.
So where are the mighty godmodes of yesteryear? Where are the improbable stats? Back to the RPing-boards!

OOC: I do believe this thread is dying either way. One can only deliberatly godmod for so long before one works it out of one's system.

*Releases my Flying hamster of dooom111111*

OWNEED"1!1

General Roger R. Jones blinked sleepily as he tried to fight the sleep induced by the hypnotic whirr of the helicopter motor and the equally hypnotic monotone of his aide. (The heat of the day didn't help.) He stared out towards the unbroken expanse of forest below as the 'copter banked and began to descend slightly, apparently following some order from the aide:

"--the 52nd, 19th, 38th, and 70th Armies are all in here.... somewhere. The camouflage ought to keep them well hidden while the 21st and 46th Armies draw off the enemy forces and force them into Richards Gulch, here."

The aide pointed, and Jones looked. Far below them there sloped a ravine, wooded and shaded; and through a break in the trees Jones could see the road winding its way through the forest. Jones said: "But why are you so confident that the enemy army, instead of turning to approach our capital city through the simpler approach of the Mattaquannock Valley, will decide instead to head to the strategically important but heavily defended military base and then, in case of victory, approach the capital city from the unexpected side by passing through this forest?"

The aide shrugged. "Just a hunch. Look, you can sort of see them setting up the howitzer batteries."

General Jones peered at the indicated spot but could not make out a thing.

* * *

Private William Smith looked up from his defensive position. The officers had been right, of course. Enemy scouts were already approaching the positions held by Vojvodina-Nihonian soldiers. Smith couldn't see them but he could hear them; and as the order crackled through silently on his radio, he aimed his high-powered rifle, peered through the scope until it was centered on the head of his target, and squeezed off a shot, watching the enemy soldier's head explode. A succession of similar noises on either side of him told him that his comrades had done the same; and as he panned his scope for further targets, he verified that indeed, eleven more headshots had taken care of that squad.

He said silently into the radio, "Echo nine, kill confirmed," and a commander's voice returned, "Good work Echo nine. Hold positions."

Half an hour passed. Then the noises became audible. Smith turned his eyes skyward; fireworks in orange, yellow, red, were visible as the Vojvodina-Nihonian fighters engaged their enemies. Enemy air support never had a chance; as the V-Nian custom-made ASF-37s stealthily approached at only Mach 7.6, maintaining the RCS of a dead fly, and launched their fire and forget SRAAMs from their maximum range of 700 km, the enemy fighters only detected the missile launch with two and a quarter seconds to spare.

There was a lull in the air battle; evidently the enemy air force had suffered losses of ten percent or even more, but before long battle had been joined once more as a full-scale furball erupted, with lots of fighters blowing up in those little yellowy orangey explosions, and hot debris raining across the earth. It was during this battle that the order came across on the silent radio: the enemy ground armies had been sighted and were approaching. As part of the 46th Army, Smith was in the vanguard to attack them and drive them into the gulch, as he well knew due to his time spent moonlighting as a Member of Parliament.

Smith broke from his cover and began to advance silently through the forest. Like every man in his unit, he was willing to die for his country a thousand times over; and no matter what happened, he would support it and his morale would remain high. He loved the military, after all. And he was fully emotionally secure as he advanced to battle; in part because his fierce hatred for the faceless enemy overpowered his fear of death, and in part because he knew a battery of 220cm howitzers was concealed in the forest behind his position, and they never missed. He didn't bother checking his rifle: it was loaded and cleaned already, it wasn't like those things ever malfunction.

Ahead of him he heard crashing and rumbling. Evidently the howitzers had already started their barrage. But then he stopped. No, it didn't resemble the sound of artillery. It resembled the sound of enemy super-tanks clearing the forest as they aimed their guns to attack his unit! Instinctively he threw himself to the side, and just in time, as a massive explosion vaporised the spot he had been standing on a moment ago.

Then the trees opposite him were rent asunder, and he stared in awe as a behemoth of steel reared up, filling his line of sight. A tank. Fifty feet high and God knows how long, with a gun barrel the size of a redwood tree (Smith reminded himself it was just the enemy generals' way of compensating for their undersized penii), and a few score machine-guns and coaxials rounding out the secondary armament. It seemed the whole thing was made of weapons, randomly fused together and operated by a crew of 1 1/2.

But before it could fire Smith heard the familiar wailing screech as a precision laser guided anti-tank shell descended form the heavens, and the projectile struck the tank squarely on the fuselage, causing it to explode noisily. Shrapnel was showered everywhere but where Smith stood. And now on either side of him Smith could detect the sounds of Vojvodina-Nihonian tanks moving; of soldiers screaming wildly as they rushed to battle. It was time for war.

OOC: Sadly, that was quite a lot better than a lot of stuff that goes on in NS these days.

Brigadier John Rudd blinked once as the data rushed onto his sunglasses. On that poor planet, ninety million light years away, soldiers were getting killed by the dozens. But only the dozens, because the Republic had recently developed an impenetrable shield through which nothing could pass but light or sound.

* * *

The nuke splattered out on Sergeant Jones' personal shield. He just kept running, screaming a cry out towards the Vojvodina-Nihonese soldiers. Five million nuclear missiles instantly rained down on them. Those missiles had been aimed with precision from the Kostemetsian sensor headquarters, one hundred and eighty billion light years away. Using their superfast drive, they had got to the planet with such speed that the Vojvodina-Nihonese force didn't have a chance. There had only been one second between launch and impact.

Jones took out his pistol, and aimed a couple of shots at the huge buildings of the capital city around him. As soon as he fired, each of them crumbled into the ground from the awesome, Chucknorrisium-fueled power of the shot.

Suddenly, a drone sounded overhead, and Jones looked up to see the thousands of dropships of the Three-Trillionth Army fly down the street, 150 feet above him.

OOC: AAARGGGH!!! BRAIN HURTS!!!Q

A bunch of monsterous CHOCOBOS attacks j00s!!!1 Waht do j00s dos????????

WAKA WAKA WAKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

OOC: Uhm, ok, you need to read the stickies. You can't have nukes until you have a populaion of at LEAST 200 million. You all suck. I'm going to type at length now about how good I am, and how the sun shines out of my ass. This eight month old nation of mine is just a puppet, I'm really an '05 nation, so I have experience; in fact I'm just smarter. I'm going to make a lame metaphor about the IGNORE cannon, and use this as a boost for my failing self-esteem. Never give noobs a chance it isn't worth your time to bother teaching anyone who made their nation after mine, in fact anyone who made a nation after the day I made mine will automatically lose a war against me, because I have 500 million people in my country, while they only have 484 million. You're all noobs.

Blah blah blah, my parents hit me.

OOC: Well, my nation has developed a special type of nuke. It only costs one cent per unit to produce, can travel 180 billion lightyears in the blink of an eye, and will penetrate any shield, no matter how impenetrable. Except for our own in-house shield, which can't be penetrated by anything but light and non-hostile radio.

Plus, God is on our side. So you lose. :sniper::gundge::mp5:

No, President Jonh smith already allied with god, so the Indonesian States wins.President jnoh smith then builds an ark and the whole world turns into water.

then, president john smith and newland sientist go to a new universe and there are no more human beings OR any other living life forms (besides God).

I WIN ADN LONG LIVE JNOH SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i am a nation of gods so gtfo

well my nation is holdin ur mum hostage so stfew n00b. and read the stickies. the rules say that im the only one that can win a war, and if you dont like it gtfo. theres no use telling nations older than me wat to do, bcuz theyr fixed in theyr attitudes. and i know the mods will bak me up on that.

so gtfo ov my thread n00b.

My Fly8ing Hamseter Of Doom Pwns You11111

(OOC: Damn, I've just realised I formed a number of coherent sentences in the last post. *facepalm*)

Indeed

HaNG YOUR HORSE in shame you ertard