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In a world filled with noobs and wars and war is delcared, a war upon the earth, where there is no sides, no rules, and tons of god modding nuking mayhem. Millions of nukes will be raised from the ground to shoot at the giant ice mountians protecting the nations and it 100,000 million super soldiers!

Yes is really is what the title and introduction says. I asked the moderation staff if this was okay (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13447197&postcount=1) and they said yes. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13447323&postcount=3) So don't get huff and mad. If you take part in this your serious II nation will not be affected, really it is just a test to see what could possibly happen in a giant noob war. Every things besides flaming allowed. Act serious though, no "100 mega nukes on joo!" I want it to be like "Then the president pushed the buttton and 4,000,000 super mega nukes were launched and flew to their destination. This is entirely a joke but don't spam because then they will close it down. So who wants to play?

Participants
Greston
Catawaba
Solar Communes?
Mokastana
Greater Headhunters
Warhaven
Moleland 2
The Philippiniada
Soulforge Cathedral
Kahanistan
The Indonesian states

hmmm....this sound fun....

so anything we can do that is noobish, satillite missiles, blowing up the moon, underground missiles?

lol! a winner in a noob war???

yeah that would be the day...its more of a cluster fuck then anything else

Yep, just to see if it is possible to have a winner in a noob war.

so you wanna be apart of it?

This can only end in tears...

I suppose that's why I must enter Gary Stu characters to further frustrate the laws of physics, fair play, and random chances of the universe.

Be prepared because I won't be.

EDIT:

Also I have already demonstrated my powers in that I have ripped asunder the fabric of time and space to shove my post in front of Solar Communes, which was already in thread when I first clicked on it.

Okay, then the 1,500 kilometers long galactic destroyer flying at 0.99999999999999999999999999999c activates its 1,500 kilometers long particle accelerator which is powered by a fusion reactor as large as a star and it starts accelerating particles at ridiculously high energy levels against the N00B Galaxy... eventually something happens:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Supermassiveblackhole_nasajpl.jpg/250px-Supermassiveblackhole_nasajpl.jpg

This is the work of the...

IGNORE Supermassive Black Hole Generator



Because not even light can escape from a black hole!

I won the war now... wait! But the galactic destroyer also was sucked by the ridiculously huge black hole... and the entire universe goes to the singularity! And then a new big bang happens and everybody loses!

Firing IGNORE Cannons!!!

By alternating the space time continuem we blow up the suremassive black hole generator before the end of the universe....saving noobish kind for another apocalypse

and sure i will join up!

Isn't it a bit contradictory to have an OOC thread for a noob war? Isn't it the height of noobishness to spam-hog up a thread with OOC comments?

Okay, then the 1,500 kilometers long galactic destroyer flying at 0.99999999999999999999999999999c activates its 1,500 kilometers long particle accelerator which is powered by a fusion reactor as large as a star and it starts accelerating particles at ridiculously high energy levels against the N00B Galaxy... eventually something happens:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Supermassiveblackhole_nasajpl.jpg/250px-Supermassiveblackhole_nasajpl.jpg

This is the work of the...

IGNORE Supermassive Black Hole Generator



Because not even light can escape from a black hole!

I won the war now... wait! But the galactic destroyer also was sucked by the ridiculously huge black hole... and the entire universe goes to the singularity! And then a new big bang happens and everybody loses!

This is the OOC thread (OMG an OOC thread for a noob war!) if you do participate don't do this until we have gotten into it a bit.

Firing IGNORE Cannons!!!

By alternating the space time continuem we blow up the suremassive black hole generator before the end of the universe....saving noobish kind for another apocalypse

and sure i will join up!

YAY! This will be fun, oh no! I just thought this up, what if young players look up to our RPing in this thread?:( ;p

Isn't it a bit contradictory to have an OOC thread for a noob war? Isn't it the height of noobishness to spam-hog up a thread with OOC comments?

This is an organized noob war, the only of its kind.

damn i thought it was going to used as a bad exapmle of how not to RP, like bad speling, mixing ic and occ, and not having an OOC thread....and having a fleet of 500 super hyper awsome dreadnaughts!

actually it should be that way, but this is just the sign up and for when we want to be serious.

ok then activating serious engine......WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR


so when do we start?

Can I join? (Always wanted to do this... :p)

ok then activating serious engine......WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR


so when do we start?

When we get a lot of people and Greater Headhunters yes you can join.

Yeah!!!!

O>O
\__/

I shall join, and with the powers of almighty nothingness, I shall PWN every single N00B in this thread, and prove once and for all no one can out godmod me!

Please?

I humbly invite people to use the weaponry and items provided in this old dead thing:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406946

The Godmod Store, for all your Godmodding needs. :)

I don't know if I'm allowed to ressurect it though. It goes hand in hand with this war. :confused:

damn i thought it was going to used as a bad exapmle of how not to RP, like bad speling, mixing ic and occ, and not having an OOC thread....and having a fleet of 500 super hyper awsome dreadnaughts!

I'm sure it will after a fashion. This thing should quickly become stickied as a sort of visual warning of all the things you shouldn't do during an RP.

I'm going to go ahead and call 'betraying your thread allies with no warning just screw with them and make yourself feel like you can actually win straight up.'

I shall join, and with the powers of almighty nothingness, I shall PWN every single N00B in this thread, and prove once and for all no one can out godmod me!

Please?

YAY MORE PEOPLE!

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I humbly invite people to use the weaponry and items provided in this old dead thing:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406946

The Godmod Store, for all your Godmodding needs. :)

I don't know if I'm allowed to ressurect it though. It goes hand in hand with this war. :confused:

Thank you very much for supply us with this link. but if it is a god mode can't we just god mode having the things too? And we can always god mode having the money to buy? Hmmmmmm? :confused:

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*Hides under table*

Count me in as "the whiner" of the thread ;)

I humbly invite people to use the weaponry and items provided in this old dead thing:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406946

The Godmod Store, for all your Godmodding needs. :)

I don't know if I'm allowed to ressurect it though. It goes hand in hand with this war. :confused:

AWSOME!

Lord Tothe condemns everyone to an eternity of suffering in undeath as his zombie army. Game over, Tothe wins.

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*waves*

*waves*

*Tackles person waving and beats his head in with an old shoe, then notices the thing again and goes back under the table.*

So you want to join in the USGMWOMN

Nope. Already won. Didn't you read my last post?

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So you want to join in the USGMWOMN

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Hey Brandine! I's gawna be on the Teevee!

*Tackles person waving and beats his head in with an old shoe, then notices the thing again and goes back under the table.*

*gets up from shoe beating and throws a boot to the head towards the guy under the table*

This might be a laugh.

I sign up

This might be a laugh.

I sign up

YAY MORE PEOPLE!

:D

When's this thing kicking off then?

King Baliwas unleased 5.000.000.000 Nukes on all your cities, You Lose, I Win, Haha




Sign Me Up.

King Baliwas unleased 5.000.000.000 Nukes on all your cities, You Lose, I Win, Haha




Sign Me Up.

No, my nation is on wheels so i drove it out of the blast radius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Baliwas has a heart attack and dies before he can fire any nukes at Greater Headhunters!

OOC: MORE PEOPLE WOOT!

Emporer Tajen uses the most devastating and illegal of all weapons of Mass Destruction.


As the Mole people speed away in their great wheeled cities, before them sitting in the middle of the road stands the weapon.

A cute little girl with a pretty ribbon in her hair.

She licks a giant lollipop as she skips merrily towards the mole people cities playing with a yo-yo in the other hand.

The horror, the horror.

I send my gigantic fleet of wheeled super dreadnaughts onto the land of your nation and blow everything up...

I wanna be a n00b too!

As the weapons all tried to destroy the wheeled cities, they suddenly unleashed the secret escape plan. The wheels were instantly replaced with spings, and bounced over the cute girl and land dreadnaughts and bouced away merrily into the distance, causing massive earthquakes and tidal waves as the went.

These 'natural' disaters destroyed their enemies with ease and much amusement

:mad:Black holes pwnz j00 d00ds!:mad:

:mp5::mp5: I Already Won LOL and U all were sucked into the black hole with teh universe!!!!!111 :mp5::mp5:
:sniper::headbang:
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Because what I wrote before it was too well written to represent pure n00bishness

And separating an IC thread for this won't represent correctly what it's intended to represent

my country can go underground, so it avoids da n00ks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 But i can still shoot thm from the ground!!!11!!!!!111 so i sh00t 20,0000,000,000,000,0,00,000,,00,0,,0,00,,0,0,0000,,00,0,,00,,0,0,00, n00ks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and destroy moleland!!!1 also, my people can live 4ever and they cant die from war!!!!!!11

oh ya!?!?!?!/// well my wrld pwns all and my sientists brake the laws of fisiks, so u die adn i win!!!!11:gundge::gundge::gundge::mp5::mp5::)

my country can go underground, so it avoids da n00ks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 But i can still shoot thm from the ground!!!11!!!!!111 so i sh00t 20,0000,000,000,000,0,00,000,,00,0,,0,00,,0,0,0000,,00,0,,00,,0,0,00, n00ks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and destroy moleland!!!1 also, my people can live 4ever and they cant die from war!!!!!!11

My country sends a plaque of rats infested with nasty diseases. All your people die! Try to doo better, n00b!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

due to heavy funding in genetics research my country has developed only one weapon ... a soldier named Peter who has the ability to absorb all your attacks and reverse them on your nations ...

after the war peter retires and becomes god .

my cities emerge form thew black hoels unscatherd!


Mole logistics decide you are too rubbish to spell correctly¬!"!!wsbgdkhwel

I UNleash my super omfg tnaks withj nuclear armour, so you can't damgghe them!

FIRE MY HMASTERS OF DOOM11.WDM.F.KDFGBNHEKL:mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5:

My country sends a plaque of rats infested with nasty diseases. All your people die! Try to doo better, n00b!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

"also, my people can live 4ever and they cant die from war!!!!!!11 "

SEE THIS!!!1 THIS PWNs ur as hahaha!!!!!!WTF ROFLMFAOOL!!!!
n00B!!!!!!!!11 adn my nation has a laser sheild of WTMFing doom so it deflects all animals an livin things including inseksts &plants and own this n0oby No0bWorld!!! Muahaha. and president of indonesian states john smith has lived4evur and he rules da world after he make a (roflsuk-it up machene0 where i suk all teh weaopns in teh world and uze it on evryethign and kill every1 but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i win n0oBS111!!!!!!!!!!1

"also, my people can live 4ever and they cant die from war!!!!!!11 "

SEE THIS!!!1 THIS PWNs ur as hahaha!!!!!!WTF ROFLMFAOOL!!!!
n00B!!!!!!!!11 adn my nation has a laser sheild of WTMFing doom so it deflects all animals an livin things including inseksts &plants and own this n0oby No0bWorld!!! Muahaha. and president of indonesian states john smith has lived4evur and he rules da world after he make a (roflsuk-it up machene0 where i suk all teh weaopns in teh world and uze it on evryethign and kill every1 but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i win n0oBS111!!!!!!!!!!1

The people of Greater Headhunters bust out of the machine and freeze all your people and the president into cyro sleep. Although your not dead, ya cant do anything! N00b! I p0wnz da n00b! w003cakes!!! I win n00bs!!!!!!!!11111

Mokastana entered an alternate reality...leaving behind an infinite amount of nooks!!!!!!!111111one one one


You all die

Meh. I may as well join - maybe if I'm less afraid of being accused of g*dmoding I might have a chance...

Cool, more soldiers for the warmachine! :sniper:

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Been a long time since we've seen one of those.....

I'd join, but I'm already pledged to WMNK, at least in spirit. Anyway, I doubt it'll work out, because the only good bad roleplay is unintentional, and it sort of loses its humour when you do too much of it.

Been a long time since we've seen one of those.....

I'd join, but I'm already pledged to WMNK, at least in spirit. Anyway, I doubt it'll work out, because the only good bad roleplay is unintentional, and it sort of loses its humour when you do too much of it.

But we can see what its like.

:) + :mp5: = :(

The people of Greater Headhunters bust out of the machine and freeze all your people and the president into cyro sleep. Although your not dead, ya cant do anything! N00b! I p0wnz da n00b! w003cakes!!! I win n00bs!!!!!!!!11111

but then, a ally called newland destrois da cyro sleep adn saevs da wrodl haha!!!!!11 then we ally with God and he destroys teh world!!!!11 then he send us to a differnt universe where if any1 disobys God killes 'em!!!!1

THE END

Carrionbone
due to heavy funding in genetics research my country has developed only one weapon ... a soldier named Peter who has the ability to absorb all your attacks and reverse them on your nations ...

after the war peter retires and becomes god .

Before you ally with god, you have to get Carrionbone's approvel! HA!

I win, game over, ye just got pwned n00bite!

but then, a ally called newland destrois da cyro sleep adn saevs da wrodl haha!!!!!11 then we ally with God and he destroys teh world!!!!11 then he send us to a differnt universe where if any1 disobys God killes 'em!!!!1

THE END

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo, yo gonna stand for dat?!?!1111

Before you ally with god, you have to get Carrionbone's approvel! HA!

I win, game over, ye just got pwned n00bite!

Oh, yo just got buuuuuuuurnned sooo baaaaaad! Beat dat TIS!

Oh, yo just got buuuuuuuurnned sooo baaaaaad! Beat dat TIS!

Lol, this is somuch fun pwning tupid n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

but then, a ally called newland destrois da cyro sleep adn saevs da wrodl haha!!!!!

Were not gonna stand for dat!!!!!!!!1 I know jur ally newland. They are my ally to. They like me better than they like j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 So dey would never ever 4ever destroy da chambers of cyroness for joo! So I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!11

Wait wait wait! 1... 3.. 2..4... 6..8..11!!! WE have enough people! Now like i said before this is the serious chamber for the noob war, we can kid and joke around but lets not RP in this, after RPing seriously for so long it is kinda hard not to have organization. We can't go to extreme because I don't know any people who RP the way you guys have in the past, um how many?, past posts, a bit like a new player but a bit worse at times, you know what I mean, not way too extreme. Okay? Ic thread coming soon, and ues I am typeing in acurately on purposse.

Suddenly, The Void opens up and swallows everyone, and everything, including all dieties and promptly uncreates them. As I, Kajeenith, the Mad Giod of Darkness already didn't exist, I'm the only one left, therefore I win!

That give me night mares! Stop it with the black holes!:(

Oh and here is the IC thread. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (insert evil epic music here please)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=549668

Is this really necessary?

Yes it is friend.

O and GWO you are signed up jost post in the IC thread.

Is this really necessary?

Damnit, I enlisted as "the Whiner", and I shalt not be ignored ;) Heh, just kidding, but hopefully I'm still in?

Damnit, I enlisted as "the Whiner", and I shalt not be ignored ;) Heh, just kidding, but hopefully I'm still in?

Yeah ya are mate! Arrrrghhh!

Sorry still typing like a pirate, RPing in the Pirates Ahoy thing, alot of fun.

We shall join this Noob-War. Prepare to taste our spears... After we get you from behind!

Goddammit, Moleland. You owe me a new keyboard ^^

And Greston... always invoke Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I hate the all of y'all. I'm gettin' all kinds of a strange looks in the campus library because I'm trying to read the thread and respond while tryin' not to laugh.

I hate the all of y'all. I'm gettin' all kinds of a strange looks in the campus library because I'm trying to read the thread and respond while tryin' not to laugh.

WELL UR GONNA STAY THERE AND SHUT UP AND LIKE IT!

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*Goes up to hoverdrone*

*Tilts head*

*Pulls out spraypaint can*

*Sprays over all cameras, windows, and sensors*

*Shoots 6.3 trillion nukes at hoverdrone*

*Giggles*

Clusterfuck!

Have we proved anything yet?

I think'll try to post in less L33T and more in run on sentences that actually attempt to make sense.

Goddammit, Moleland. You owe me a new keyboard ^^

And Greston... always invoke Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Why? :confused:

I would love to be in this, but I'm in too many other threads right now.

Just thought I'd leave you folks with a little pearl of disgustingness that I came up with once upon a time...

(I use it as a "warning shot" to try and head off what is usually
inevitable by that time...)

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"Noob War?" asked the Ubergeneral. "Seargent, it looks like we have...," the Ubergeneral always used dramatic pauses that sounded stupid to everybody but him, "...a godmodder."

"Not a godmodder," said the Seargent.

"Yes...a godmodder," said the Ubergeneral. "Seargent...charge up the...Insanely Giant Normal Order Rending Energy weapon!"

"Oh on!" exclaimed the Seargent, "you don't mean...!"

"Yes!" said the Ubergeneral. "The I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon!"

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Have fun. :) :) :)