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Tyria - an Anthropological Study (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13445124#post13445124)
By Professor Wallace Burnstein

To the Distinguished Professor Wallace Burnstein, Anthropologist,
From the Honorable Professor Jhonss, Ph.D., of the Holy Empire of Pwnanation:

Professor Burnstein,

I am writing this brief note to congratulate you on your most recent accomplishment, Tyria - an Anthropological Study, of which I have just finished reading the fascinating chapter on Charrian fashion. I wonder if it would be possible to purchase some volumes of this book in bulk for use at the University Du Pwn, at which I am chair of the anthropology department. I would also like to know if you have published other works and if I could procure for my own use a copy of such works. Please write me at the university, attn. Prof. Jhonss, with your response at your earliest convenience. I am eager to begin work on a new curriculum which incorporates your studies.

Respectfully yours,
Prof. Jhonss, Ph.D.

<Subject: RE: Letter to Prof. Burnstein>
<From: "Professor Wallace Burnstein">
<To: "Professor Jhonss, Ph.D.">

Dear Professor Jhonss,

My thanks for your recent correspondence regarding my latest publication, "Tyria - an Anthropological Study". It was delightful to hear from you, and your compliments were appreciated.

Personally it was a great honour to gain the opportunity to visit this so-called 'lost world' for the purposes of study and investigation, for these Charr beings are not generally the most forthcoming of people and are not normally fond of allowing foreigners onto their lands, which they regard as holy. It was a unique opportunity on my part and it is for this reason that I regard my recent work as my most important to date and one which received significant academic attention after its publication.

Thus, I would gladly arrange for additional copies to be dispatched to your university, at no charge. Certainly I am eager to allow other experts in the field of cultural studies to benefit from my experiences and hope that my book can help to spread this knowledge elsewhere. Ergo the idea of integrating my works into a curriculum is particularly pleasing for me. Other useful sources of information on this subject that you might wish to investigate would be the Charrian government's own international database entry, as well as contacting the Charrian government itself.

I hope that this will be of some use to you, and wish you luck in your work. I would be eager to see the results.

Sincerely,

Prof. Wallace Burnstein
University of New Hastings
New Hastings
United Kingdom of Genericstan
PO BOX 6821

e - wallace.burnstein@nhuni.ac.gs
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t - 020 207 289 891 ext 817
f - 020 207 215 819

To the Distinguished Professor Wallace Burnstein, Anthropologist,
From the Honorable Professor Jhonss, Ph.D., of the Holy Empire of Pwnanation:

I have just received the texts you have so generously provided and, on behalf of the University du Pwn, I thank you. Please do not hesitate to contact me if, in the future, I can be of any aid to you in your studies. In addition, if you ever choose to return to The Charr, I would be delighted to accompany you. I am currently considering the arrangement of a visit of my own, if my schedule and the Charrian government permits.

I will gladly dispatch a copy of the revised curriculum to you post haste when I have finished integrating your work. I am certain that the students here will benefit greatly from your research.

Again, on behalf of UDP, I thank you.

Respectfully yours,
Prof. Jhonss, Ph.D.