NationStates Jolt Archive

Our nation's name comes from our ancient practice of breeding animals- almost any animal. Reply here if you have business. We specialize in horses, ponies, and dogs, but we can also do cattle, cats, and even people. You must, however, realize that our procedure is all-natural- we use no artificial hormones, and we never do anything unnatural unless for a medical reason.

Also, if you want to use your own animals or people, you must pay for most of their upkeep and any special needs while they remain in our nation. I you want to breed a human male, YOU MUST PROVIDE THE WOMEN YOURSELVES. We have a low population, and we cannot afford to have our females spend their childbearing years bearing others' children.

To The Leader of the Breeding Company in The Nation of Breeders and Women,

I have always wanted a dog. My parents would never let me have one when I was a youngling so now I guess is my chance. For 20,000 USDs I would like to get a pure breed German Shepard, a pure breed Huskie, a pure breed Akita, and a pure breed Gold Retreiver. For the German Shepard I would like to purchase a plush coat German Shepard, and make sure that there is nothing wrong with the dogs. Any little hip promlem, lung, kidney, heart, any kind of problem with the dogs and I will personally have you killed, I can't stand watching dogs in pain.

President and Brigader John Batther

You'll get your dogs. And trust us, there will be nothing wrong. Every aspect of the parents and their breeding is carefully monitored, irregardless of size and species. After all, dogs are one of our specialties. And the German Shepherd will be plush coat. Do you have any other specifications? Gender or age, perhaps? We have plenty of currently available specimens which can be sent over. The only one we cannot send over right now is the Akita. We only have one male and female of those now- they're new to our country. They'll have to be bred and sent to you when old enough.

To The Leader of the Breeding Company in The Nation of Breeders and Women,

Actually I wish that the German Shepard, the Huskie are males, but the Golden Retriever, and Akita are females. I do not want them nudered or spayed, and I would like the German Shepard to one year of age and completely house broken. The others may be pups, I want the Shepard to be one year old for training purposes.

President and Brigader John Batther

Done. we have a retriever, shepherd, and huskie currently available- they will be sent over. The akita will be sent over once it's weaned. And we never sterilize our animals, it's too unnatural.

To The Leader of the Breeding Company in The Nation of Breeders and Women,

Then go right ahead and send them please. it was nice doing business with you sir. But remember if there is anything hereditaryilly wrong with them, it will be your problem, not the problem of taking care of the dog but a problem and staying hidden so I don't kill you. If all goes well I will come back. One more question though, do you have any Newfoundland Dogs, Golden Labadors, or Bloodhounds?

President and Brigader John Batther

No bloodhounds (historically we have had a low crime and fugitive rate, a fact which has sadly changed with the rise of the modern world, but now we use modern technology and German Shepherds anyway), but we do have the others.