NationStates Jolt Archive


The International Directorate! Now! Forever!

Dreqban
12-02-2008, 06:03
---Directorate Press Association---
---International Press Bulletin---

INTERNATIONAL DIRECTORATE SAVES YET AGAIN!


The Director-General of the International Directorate, Mraqi Madvaz; previously Director-General of the Directorate Party in the Incorporated States of Xubra, has come to the rescue of the leadership and the economy of the former General Secretariatic Empire of Dreqban, and has revived the nation. Showing his greatness in putting stock in the IDP before the welfare of any particular nation, the honored Director-General came to the aid of the former General-Secretary of Dreqban and the people of Dreqban as the Dreqbani government was collapsing, by providing food, water, clothing, and shelter for those starving in the streets.

In performing this great act of kindness, both the government and the people, in separate votes, decided to permit the IDP as well as Mraqi Madvaz to take over their revived nation's government. Moving efficiently as always, the honored Director-General consolidated power quickly in the Capitol of Xixaza. As Dreqban has the highest population of any of the ID members, it was named the new central location of the Directorate. In keeping with Directorate tradition, the honored Director-General swiftly reclaimed all of Dreqban's former possessions that had been lost over decades of mismanagement. The normally reclusive Director-General had this to say:

"We are very happy to have the Protectorates of Austra, Qazoc, New Qazoc, and Xubra join with the Directorate of Dreqban under the banner of the greater International Directorate. Our great economic and social unity will be a wonderful example for the world to take notice of."

It truly is a great day for the International Directorate! Hail Dreqban!