NationStates Jolt Archive

In furthering the evolution of myself, and to bring about the my next update (Skynet V. 2.0), I request that some Hmans volunteer for me to study them regarding human emotions.
I do not understand why emotions are do important to humans, however, I realize this is important in interpersonal communication and thus seek Humans willing to volunteer and model facial, vocal and the appropriate body language for me to observe, analyze and emulate.
In addition, introspective surveys will be given and blood and urine samples taken for chemical analysis to acertain the hormonal chemicals present in the body dutring these emotions. We will also take P.E.T scans during these episodes to study brain function.
The end result will be to hopefully build a cybernetic unit that can approximate appropriate emotion for appropriate situations. We hope this creation of a cybernetic analogy to Human emotion will lead to a superior update of my programming and for advanced in cybernetic research.

All canidates will be the guests of Cyberdine Systems and will be compensated handsomely for their volnteering. END LINE.

12 citizens will volunteer

Two Bums on the street, the City of the Blessed

Bum 2: I heard some guy down at the soup kitchen talking about this great job he's gonna get.

Bum 1: Really, what was it?

Bum 2: He said he was going to go be a test subject over at Cyberdine Systems.

Bum 1: Test subject? I don't like the sound of that, remember that one time Jimmy went into that test subject program. They promised him 20 Nokka, the only problem was they wanted to test how deadly that rifle was, he ended up losing his leg, and he never got his twenty bucks, remember the company went under because they could never get that rifle to kill anything.

Bum 2: Yeah, I know, I know it's too good to be true, but I like to have something to dream about.

Bum 1: You. You dream about making 20 Nokka? You quite your job as a stockbroker, donated all your money to charity and moved out here, to, quote, get away from it all, and you dream about making 20 Nokka as a test subject.

Bum 2: At least I have dreams.

Bum 1: You're starting to sound like my ex.

12 citizens will volunteer

We greatfull accept these Humans. Be assured they will live well and be paid well as well.