NationStates Jolt Archive

Today the State of North Calaveras has created Nation States " Brutal Championship Wrestling". Brutal Championship Wrestling is a state owned entity. Monday night Invasion will be on the air in two weeks as will Friday night Impact This will then be followed by the first PPV " Flatline" which will hold the BCW championship up for grabs. Many new wrestlers have been added to the mix of a total of 40 wrestlers at moment. This new entity is not fake either, all weapons are real and contestants can be killed in the proccess.

Brutal Championship Wrestling will be on air to all nations wide.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9kbmjg9wc0s

Monday Night Invasion

Friday Night Impact


PPV's( Yes there not in order and not every month has one.

FLATLINE(April)

NO ESCAPE ( May)

STALKED ( March)

BEACH BLOOD ( June)

SUMMER STAB (July )

TWIST ( August)

SCARED STIFF (September )

TURKEY BASH (November)

TOTAL WAR ( December)

SURRENDER ( October )

LUST ( February)

MATCH TYPES:

Deathmatch: Oppenant must take the life of the other.

Ambulance Match: Person must critcally hurt there opponent, then, putting them inside an ambulance to be killed by gasing.

Road Kill Match: The ring is cut in two, with a piece of road in the middle. The oppenant must be dropped into the road pit, then the person attacking must get inside a black semi to drive through the center of the ring and run him over.

Aqua Drop: Bridge is positioned above ring, Opponent must drop there enemy from the bridge into the pool of water below, this pool is filled with razors blades and is slowly electrifyed until the wrestler is killed.

Team Deathmatch: Team of wrestlers(Red vs Blue teams) fight to the death.

Backyard Beat Down: 30 Wrestlers are let into a small model city, this inlcudes weapons and vehicles.

Touched: Enemy opponent must be K.O'd, then straped down to be raped and killed by three people.

Anyone from calaveras or any nation on earth may participate, even ordinary citezins just need to walk up to the recruit desk and just sign there name.

Corporate owned TV has shown us that the amount of money behind a show tends to run inverse to it's sophistication. Hence, it should come as no surprise that a government, such as that of North Calaveras, and it's far more massive cash wads would produce something as blatantly stupid as their newest show, Brutal Championship Wrestling.

Advertised as the newest in bloodsport, where "all weapons are real and contestants can be killed in the process," BCW features all the trappings of your usual substandard prize fight, with the meagre addition of a variety of weapons. Even the poorly dressed and unoriginally named participants are virtually identical to other offerings. The main draw of their show, the promise of fatalities, is still overshadowed by their competitors, with the current seasons of Urban Brawl, Berserk, and Combat Biking being far more interesting, and offering just as much (if not more) blood. Other international features, from societies such as MassPwnage, Doomingsland, and the VaultTec enclaves, also provide a far less pedestrian option.

I've had the opportunity to watch the pilot of the show via the wonders of the internet (Nielson ratings of the premier have thus far prevented Otagian stations, network or otherwise, from picking up the series), and was not particularly impressed. Barring grandstanding, advertisements, and rather poor commentary, the fight itself lasted for less than five minutes, as long as a single round of Berserk or Urban Brawl.

In summation, while this show is unlikely to ever appear on any Otagian's television, it's worth steering clear of, even for bloodsport aficionados.

Gerard Michaels
Media Critic for the Arbite Post Dispatch

Corporate owned TV has shown us that the amount of money behind a show tends to run inverse to it's sophistication. Hence, it should come as no surprise that a government, such as that of North Calaveras, and it's far more massive cash wads would produce something as blatantly stupid as their newest show, Brutal Championship Wrestling.

Advertised as the newest in bloodsport, where "all weapons are real and contestants can be killed in the process," BCW features all the trappings of your usual substandard prize fight, with the meagre addition of a variety of weapons. Even the poorly dressed and unoriginally named participants are virtually identical to other offerings. The main draw of their show, the promise of fatalities, is still overshadowed by their competitors, with the current seasons of Urban Brawl, Berserk, and Combat Biking being far more interesting, and offering just as much (if not more) blood. Other international features, from societies such as MassPwnage, Doomingsland, and the VaultTec enclaves, also provide a far less pedestrian option.

I've had the opportunity to watch the pilot of the show via the wonders of the internet (Nielson ratings of the premier have thus far prevented Otagian stations, network or otherwise, from picking up the series), and was not particularly impressed. Barring grandstanding, advertisements, and rather poor commentary, the fight itself lasted for less than five minutes, as long as a single round of Berserk or Urban Brawl.

In summation, while this show is unlikely to ever appear on any Otagian's television, it's worth steering clear of, even for bloodsport aficionados.

Gerard Michaels
Media Critic for the Arbite Post Dispatch

Well BCW has kind of just started, it will pick up, when we add our new match types.

Zhou Wei would like to sign up

Name: Zhou Wei
Age: 18
Height: 6'1
Weight: 175
Home Country: Angaor
Ethnic: Vilyan
Fighting Styles: Shaolin Kung Fu, Internal Kung Fu, External Kung Fu

match types added

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