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The screen shimmerd before the intro : http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9kbmjg9wc0s : played, announcer Nick and John sat at ringside. " Ladies and Gentlement welcome to the Monday Night Invasion, brought to by the people communist state of North Calaveras. Nick turned " Yes, Blood and guts...its what for dinner!." Fire works went off, backstage the contestants began to prepare. The weapons were placed under the ring and along side it, these included, a chainsaw, katana, tazers, you name it, it could be found.

Monday Night Invasion : http://www.n8vandyke.com/images/year_end_art_sale/dead_soldier.jpg

The noise died down slightly as the lights darkend, the bullet broof glass barricades waiting with excitement. Fireworks sounded Daddy Danger as he made his way to the ring. He grinned slightly as he ran and slid into the ring awaiting his oppenant.

Ringside

Nick cleared his throat " Now heres a guy I wouldnt want to meet in a dark ally." John replyed " Yes Kevin "Daddy Danger" Balder has killed three people and raped five women. Nick commented " He does look ready, who wouldnt be, your playing with your life in this game." "correct"

Balder stretched as he waited for his oppenant, he got his wish. The "Monster" Ivan Burgondy walked down the ramp with ease this massive figure was menacing.


Ringside

" Scary strong is how I define this man." Nick added " Your right Nick, this guy was a body builder, and he is now a police officer, lets see if hes all bronze and no brains" " Right you are John"

BACK INSIDE RING

They both stood head to head, then they backed up.

" Ladies and Gentleman this is a no hold bar deathmatch the opponents know the rules and will fight to the death.....LETS GET READY TO RUMMMBBLLLE!!!!" and the bell sounded.

Ivan charged blindly at Kevin, who had ducked and triped the hulking man. Ivan slammed against the ropes and bounced towards Kevin, who closelined him. The "monster" Ivan ate shit against the floor of the ring, half-dazzed he kicked out Kevin's leg making him fall. Daddy Danger Kevin had now slid out of the ring and began to look for a weapon..he found one, a meat hook found its way into his hands as he slid into the ring from the opposite side.

Ringside

" Here were go" Nick said, John replyed " Oh my god what a closeline!!!" Nick was quick to comment " Nice leg trip by ivan"

Ivan smiled evily as he walked up to Kevin, who slammed the hook at his chest, his hand was grabbed by Ivan, who broke his wrist with one hand, Kevin let out a brutal scream as bones pertruded from his wrist and blood flowed. He was then thrown with his arm doing a forward flip and smacking the ring. Kevin, disentoriated, rolled to the side of the ring and slipped a knife into his hands. Ivan climbed a turbuckle, and jumped in the air to land on top of the Kevin with massive force. He impacted shaking the whole ring and Kevin lost all of his air and fainted, a smiling Ivan rolled off of him with a knife in his stomach, he began to bleed all over the side of the ring. Kevin had now gotten back to reality and slowly got back up, he picked up the meat with his good hand, and while cry, rolled Ivan over and with a swipe ripped the mans throat, the "monster" Ivan fell silent and still, the masses cheered as his music hit again.

Ringside

" This could be over, OH!, he caught the hook" Nick said with disbelive, John replyed " Did you hear his wrist snap" he frowned, as Nick conitued " Nice arm slam by Ivan, It looks like he wants to go up to the top." That he does Nick, this could possibly be over." " OH what a slam, hes still smiling, he just needs to finish him off and..oh wait a minute, Kevin got him with the knife!!! Kevin got him with the knife!!!," " Hes got the hook!...OH, that's all folks."

Ivan smiled evily as he walked up to Kevin, who slammed the hook at his chest, his hand was grabbed by Ivan, who broke his wrist with one hand, Kevin let out a brutal scream as bones pertruded from his wrist and blood flowed. He was then thrown with his arm doing a forward flip and smacking the ring. Kevin, disentoriated, rolled to the side of the ring and slipped a knife into his hands. Ivan climbed a turbuckle, and jumped in the air to land on top of the Kevin with massive force. He impacted shaking the whole ring and Kevin lost all of his air and fainted, a smiling Ivan rolled off of him with a knife in his stomach, he began to bleed all over the side of the ring. Kevin had now gotten back to reality and slowly got back up, he picked up the meat with his good hand, and while cry, rolled Ivan over and with a swipe ripped the mans throat, the "monster" Ivan fell silent and still, the masses cheered as his music hit again.

Ringside

" This could be over, OH!, he caught the hook" Nick said with disbelive, John replyed " Did you hear his wrist snap" he frowned, as Nick conitued " Nice arm slam by Ivan, It looks like he wants to go up to the top." That he does Nick, this could possibly be over." " OH what a slam, hes still smiling, he just needs to finish him off and..oh wait a minute, Kevin got him with the knife!!! Kevin got him with the knife!!!," " Hes got the hook!...OH, that's all folks."

The body of Ivan was left inside the ring, as they prepared for the next match, it kind of stank. Kevin had already left to be treated by paramedics for a broken wrist. Fireworks sounded the begining of the next match.

* Ethan Hary made his way to the ring, the crowds reaction was mixed he was hit by drinks, but praised at the same time.* He wore a disco suit and had an afro that was red.* Flipping off the crowd and doing disco moves as he entered the ring.* Lights came in red blue and yellow and in the shape of flowers.*

OCC: gonna continue post.

OOC: ahh... the entertainment of ass-shreading on television.

His oppenont came from the ground and slid into the ring, Ethan turned around and assumed a boxing stance, as did the "stalker". The stalker wore a ski mask and a black vest and a suit similar to a combat suit. Ethan swung twice at his head, but the stalker ducked. The stalker counterd by slamming a knee into Hary's ribs making him stumble for a second and fall down backwards. The stalker jumped onto him, and began to choke his victim. Ethan's face turned red as he fought his assailint.

Ringside

"Well it looks like his oppenant tried to pull a dirty one on Hary." John added " It looks like the oppenonts are sparing, oh what a knee to Ethan, he is going down." " You see this is perfect postion to ground and pound, but this sicko just wants to take the life out his victim by taking his breathe away."