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Faxanavia Rejoices at the Birth of its Billionth Child! (MT|Open)

Faxanavia
03-02-2008, 15:18
Extract from the Vallingard Times, February 3rd edition:
"It is with much jubilation today that young Anna-Marie Xatan was born. Anna-Marie, according to the census bureau, marks the 1 billionth child born in Faxanavia. There was much celebration, as the Faxanavian people have hit a massive mark in their continual growth as a nation. In a press release, his lordship the Imperator stated that he was overjoyed at this milestone and that he would be paying a visit to young Anna-Marie, and her parents Juliette and Brahm Xatan to commend them."
Faxanavia
03-02-2008, 16:49
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Kirav
03-02-2008, 16:59
We congratulate the Faxnavian people on their expansion to one billion souls. Enclosed is a bottle of Méthera Valley champagne for the girl's parents, and a stuffed Kiravian Forest Leopard for the enjoyment of Anna-Marie.
Alfegos
03-02-2008, 17:10
We congratulate your government's lack of birth control, and wish for no troubles of overpopulation in your nation!

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Etoile Arcture
03-02-2008, 17:16
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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture congratulates Faxanavia on the announcement of the the birth of the billionth citizen in their nation. As is customary on such occasions we will donate gifts to the family. These will include a Child Trust Fund worth 10 million US dollars that will mature on the eighteenth birthday of Anna-Marie Xatan and a 1 million US dollar gift to the parents to her credited to the bank account of the Xatan family.

To celebrate this occasion the Technocracy proposes to establish permanent diplomatic relations between ourselves and Faxanavia, and have applied to open an embassy and provided details to your foreign office on how to open an embassy in Etoile Arcture.

Diplomatic Directorate, Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture
Faxanavia
03-02-2008, 17:25
We congratulate your government's lack of birth control, and wish for no troubles of overpopulation in your nation!

(OOC: Your signature is too long: eight lines only. Any higher, and one of the Mods might use the old chainsaw to "edit" it)

We thank you for your kind words.
OOC: Thanks for the heads up.

We congratulate the Faxnavian people on their expansion to one billion souls. Enclosed is a bottle of Méthera Valley champagne for the girl's parents, and a stuffed Kiravian Forest Leopard for the enjoyment of Anna-Marie.

We thank you for your kind words and gifts, which shall be transported to the family post-haste. Anna-Marie wished to add her own words, and stated, "Gaba gaba woog!"

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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture congratulates Faxanavia on the announcement of the the birth of the billionth citizen in their nation. As is customary on such occasions we will donate gifts to the family. These will include a Child Trust Fund worth 10 million US dollars that will mature on the eighteenth birthday of Anna-Marie Xatan and a 1 million US dollar gift to the parents to her credited to the bank account of the Xatan family.

To celebrate this occasion the Technocracy proposes to establish permanent diplomatic relations between ourselves and Faxanavia, and have applied to open an embassy and provided details to your foreign office on how to open an embassy in Etoile Arcture.

Diplomatic Directorate, Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture

We thank you for your kind gifts, and are interested in establishing connections between our two fine nations. We shall process your request post-haste.
Siriusa
03-02-2008, 20:00
Official Siriusan Haiku

Faxanavia,
We are happy for your child.
Billionth! Hooray!

Along with the haiku, an additional 2,000 USD have been wired to the family to be spent on baby toys and diapers.
Neo-Ixania
03-02-2008, 20:42
Empress Anastasia II and the Government of Neo-Ixania congratulate Faxanavia on achieving its milestone and the Xatan family for the birth of their healthy daughter. As a gift; we have sent 3,000 USD to the family to use for baby toys and supplies.
McLeod03
03-02-2008, 21:56
<Official Statement>
To: Faxanavian Government
From: McLeodian Foreign Office
Subject: Anna-Marie Xatan

Sirs,

Please accept the heartfelt congratulations of King Michael and Queen Samantha at joining the billionaires club, and please also pass along their greetings and congratulations to Mr and Mrs Xatan. Also, we have dispatched a collection of the rarest flowers in McLeodian lands that we would like you to pass along to the family.


May you country continue to blossom and grow,

Yours,

Sir Edward Farnsbury
McLeodian Foreign Minister
On behalf of His Royal Highness King Michael XIV
Faxanavia
03-02-2008, 22:32
Empress Anastasia II and the Government of Neo-Ixania congratulate Faxanavia on achieving its milestone and the Xatan family for the birth of their healthy daughter. As a gift; we have sent 3,000 USD to the family to use for baby toys and supplies.

We thank you for your kind gifts. The family is most appreciative.

Official Siriusan Haiku

Faxanavia,
We are happy for your child.
Billionth! Hooray!

Along with the haiku, an additional 2,000 USD have been wired to the family to be spent on baby toys and diapers.

We thank you for the lovely haiku and kind gifts. The family is most appreciative.

<Official Statement>
To: Faxanavian Government
From: McLeodian Foreign Office
Subject: Anna-Marie Xatan

Sirs,

Please accept the heartfelt congratulations of King Michael and Queen Samantha at joining the billionaires club, and please also pass along their greetings and congratulations to Mr and Mrs Xatan. Also, we have dispatched a collection of the rarest flowers in McLeodian lands that we would like you to pass along to the family.


May you country continue to blossom and grow,

Yours,

Sir Edward Farnsbury
McLeodian Foreign Minister
On behalf of His Royal Highness King Michael XIV

We thankyou for your kind gift, and the family is most appreciative.
Faxanavia
04-02-2008, 00:13
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Greal
04-02-2008, 11:34
1 billion USD has been sent to the Anna-Marie Xatan and her parents
Faxanavia
04-02-2008, 13:20
We regret to inform the populace of the sad passing of Anna-Marie Xatan, and her parents Juliette and Brahm Xatan. They were murdered late last night by unknown assailants. As of yet, the Faxanavian government has been unable to track down the culprits. The Xatan family requests that this be a private funeral, and we will respect their wishes.
Yanitaria
04-02-2008, 14:39
1 billion USD has been sent to the Anna-Marie Xatan and her parents

OOC: Beat me to it

IC:

In regards to the death of Anna-Marie Xatan, the USSY would like to offer our collective condolences.
Neo-Ixania
04-02-2008, 15:11
We regret to inform the populace of the sad passing of Anna-Marie Xatan, and her parents Juliette and Brahm Xatan. They were murdered late last night by unknown assailants. As of yet, the Faxanavian government has been unable to track down the culprits. The Xatan family requests that this be a private funeral, and we will respect their wishes.

The Empire of Neo-Ixania offers its condolences to the Xatan family for the deaths of Mr. and Mrs. Xatan and their daughter.
Etoile Arcture
04-02-2008, 19:35
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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture expresses its shock on learning of the foul murders of the baby Anna-Marie Xatan, and her parents Juliette and Brahm Xatan, and wish to send their deepest sympathies and condolences to the surviving members of the Xatan family. We hope that the degenerate person or persons reponsible for this heinous crime is quickly apprehended and brought to justice.

In honour of Anna-Marie Xatan, we wish our 1 million US dollar gift and 10 million US dollar trust fund to be transferred to a charitable trust, to be known as the Anna-Marie Xatan Charitable Trust, whose aim will be to provide financial and practical assistance and support to new families in Faxanavia to honour the memory of a young families whose lives were so tragically and brutally cut short.

Diplomatic Directorate, Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture
Faxanavia
04-02-2008, 23:55
The Empire of Neo-Ixania offers its condolences to the Xatan family for the deaths of Mr. and Mrs. Xatan and their daughter.

We thank you for your kind words in our time of great mourning.

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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture expresses its shock on learning of the foul murders of the baby Anna-Marie Xatan, and her parents Juliette and Brahm Xatan, and wish to send their deepest sympathies and condolences to the surviving members of the Xatan family. We hope that the degenerate person or persons reponsible for this heinous crime is quickly apprehended and brought to justice.

In honour of Anna-Marie Xatan, we wish our 1 million US dollar gift and 10 million US dollar trust fund to be transferred to a charitable trust, to be known as the Anna-Marie Xatan Charitable Trust, whose aim will be to provide financial and practical assistance and support to new families in Faxanavia to honour the memory of a young families whose lives were so tragically and brutally cut short.

Diplomatic Directorate, Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture

We thank you for your kind condolences in this time of mourning. We thank you also for your kind and charitable donation. The government of Faxanavia has donated 100 million dollars to the Anna-Marie Xatan Charitable Trust to show our solidarity with the family in their time of great loss.