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The Federation Expands
Prospect of New Lands Fuels Federation Military


What appeared to be a standard military maneuver was, in fact, one of the biggest surprise attacks sprung by the Federation Armed Forces. Under the guise of a 'maneuver example', the Second Infantry Battalion and the First Mechanized Regiment smashed through the Theoroshian-Athorian border, quickly taking over the smaller satellite nation.

This is not just an isolated incident. All across the country, each branch of the FAF is preparing for deployment - the Federation Army, the Federation Air Army, the Federation Navy, and the Federation Special Forces - to unspecified zones.

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A Sukhoi-30 of the Federation Air Army preparing for take off

Off course, the newly elected Premier wishes no harm upon neighboring countries, unless "...they have what we need - money and natural resources, other than it [oil] of course."

As anyone can plainly see, any neighboring country who stands up to the might of the Federation Armed Forces will easily and unmercifully be crushed.

Long Live the Revolution! Long Live Socialism! Long Live the Federation!

by Head Military Reporter Killjan Vosilov


OOC: Basically, any country that wants to attack...two as a maximum.

OOC: Tag for interest. I'd reply with my MT nation, but I have nothing in the way of a definite military right now.

Premier Declares an Empire
The Federation's Evolution into an Empire


In what appears to be the most appropriate course of action, Premier Eric Brant declared that the Federation of Theoroshia has become a new nation, a new idea: the Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia, successfully completing the revolution started fifteen years ago.

This news comes just days after the takeover of two other satellite countries, Baldor and Yankesh, where soldiers were greeted with roses and cheering. Regretfully, some protesters fired on soldiers. They were in turn fired upon, and killed.

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A T-90 tank of the Federation Army moves towards Falora, the capital of Baldor

In more news, the Federal Armed Forces are preparing defensive positions in light of threats given to them by foreign nations. One top military colonel general stated, "We don't wish any harm to them [the other nations]; however, if they see these peaceful takeovers as nonpeaceful, and plan to invade, then they are in for one hell of a surprise."

For the Glory of the Empire!

by Head Military Reporter Killjan Vosilov

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Official Communication
From
The Federal Government of the Empire of Syba
To: the Government of the Theoroshia

The Empire of Syba congratulates Theoroshia on its expansionism. Expansionism has proven very helpful to the Empire of Syba and we hope it will be equally helpful to the Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia. We wish to establish mutual embassies in our nations and improve overall relations between our nations.

Remaining Hopeful,
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Javier Pepe Cortez Hernando
Emperor of Syba

New Russia, Capital City of the Empire

The Premier of the Empire sat down and read the message that had just been handed to him by his aide. This...Syba, as the man wrote it, was a weak country according to military intelligence. They advocated attacking it, although the Premier had instantly shot down that idea. In the coming darkness, the Empire would need a few allies to help them. And they could always turn on them if they had to.

He began to prepare his message, while outside the people of New Russia awoke to a beautiful winter morning.

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Emperor Hernando, a Most Admirable Comrade;


We are delighted to see that someone from the world has viewed our actions as a necessity. That being said, your proposal on exchanging embassies seems a valid point and a first step between better relations between our two glorious empires.

We would be willing to give you five kilometers of land in New Russia, in which you could build anything needed, although we do have a five story high building height limit. Additionally, you could have five military vehicles, although they'd have to be registered with our military has noncombatant vehicles. No tanks, of course. Wouldn't want another Invasion of 1987 incident, would we?

If you find our offer generous, then we would expect the same of you. As of two hours ago, we have building contractors on standby, ready for the word to start building. I await your word, comrade.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire

Official Communique from the Capitalist Paradise of McPsychoville
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Dear Premier Brant,

It has come to our attention that the former federation of Theoroshia, in the wake of the recent strikes on your neighbouring nations, has shown its true economic colours by declaring itself a Socialist Federal Empire. Although you may expect hostility from a self-declared capitalist paradise, that is by no means what this communique is designed for; quite the opposite, in fact, as we wish to congratulate you for your aggressiveness. Our understanding is that Athoria was floundering as an independent state, and in the long run, the move to incorporate them as part of the new empire will only benefit the former Athorian citizens. We ourselves are no strangers to the idea of expansionism; indeed, less than half a century ago McPsychoville itself occupied no more than a fifth of the land we currently call our own.

We wish, as you may have guessed, to foster good diplomatic relations between our two peoples, and the natural progression of this is first an exchange of embassies then some sort of diplomatic conference. We can offer you space in a number of our cities, although regretfully will not be able to accommodate you in our capital. Royston Valley, although picturesque and safe from military intervention, is hampered by its setting in the middle of the Sakic mountain range.

Yours sincerely,
Brother-Captain Stian Ellingsen

New Russia, Capital City of the Empire

Another message! The Premier was starting to get used to the flood of aides that gave him information about his empire, and he sat down in his chair and read the message.

When done, he folded it, then put it in the shredder. He walked over to his desk, sat down, and began to write out his reply. This nation was rather large and powerful, and being on friendly terms with them would no doubt prove very useful.

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Mr. Ellingsen, a Most Admirable Comrade;


Your suggestion has much merit, Mr. Ellingsen. Indeed, although you have no room in your capital for us, we have room in our capital for you. We have five kilometers of land available where you can do with what you will; although please take notice, the city has imposed a five story high limit on buildings.

There's a slight problem, however. You are a capitalist, and therefore a potential enemy to us. Therefore, we can only allow you to have one armored vehicle and a limit of twenty armed peoples in your embassy. Additionally, only your representative and two bodyguards will be allowed to travel throughout the city. This is not done to suppress you; rather, many people here have many memories from the previous capitalist regime, and would take harm against those who support it.

I await your reply, comrade.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire

"Communists? EXPANDING?" Narcissus banged the diamond shaped table with both gloved hands.
"We cannot have communists expanding. There are already enough red's around Varius. Prepare a small group of soldiers for deployment and send a message.

Communique from the Office of Arbiter Narcissus
We understand that your Empire is trying to expand. While we encourage expansion of empires, be warned that Void Templar will not tolerate any perceived threats into it or it's allies own territories and colonies. If we do suspect a threat, a formal notification will be sent. If after 42 hours there is no reply or movement of troops, we will respond with military force.

Regards.

Official Communique from the Capitalist Paradise of McPsychoville
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Dear Premier Brant,

Although this step is disappointing, it is also not particularly surprising. While we are happy to accede to your request that we restrict our staff to twenty armed employees, we would appreciate increasing the level of bodyguards allowed to something more useful than two; we suggest four guards, thus comprising half a Marine unit. We appreciate your concerns, but at the same time believe you are a little TOO concerned. Please find attached a list of equipment and vehicles which we will bring.

Yours sincerely,
Brother-Captain Stian Ellingsen

Two 4x4 people-carriers, to be used for assorted duties
One armoured limousine, for both official purposes
One fixed-wing transport helicopter, for emergency evacuation
Twenty Predator III sidearms, from Pale Rider Arms
Five Model 1507 Sledgehammer revolvers, from Sapinian Arms
Twenty G122K Commando Carbine sub-machine guns
Twenty M12A1 Tactical shotguns
Twenty G121 battle rifles
Twenty SSG30A1 Sniper's Precision sniper rifles
Four LAW 90mm infantry support weapons, all from Aequatian Military Industries

[Reuter Agroprom - 09/02/2008]

It has been confirmed by various news sources around the world that the Federation of Theoroshia has become the Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia, a change which at first seems insignificant.

However, when it is taken into account that this new empire has encompassed the countries of Baldor, Yankesh and Athoria. There have been various reactions from Agroprom publications - the more communist newspapers have commended Theoroshian aggression and claimed it is something Agroprom should be hoping to imitate at some point in the future.

The more liberal newspapers compared this warmongering as Hitler-esque, and frowned upon it. Some even called for action made by Agroprom.

Secret Official Message
From: Office of Vladimir Mayakovsky, Foreign Minister
To: Eric Brant, Premier of Theoroshian Empire

The Peoples Republic of Agroprom welcomes the new Empire of Theoroshia, and commends it for spreading the glory that is global socialism. However, we caution you not to turn international opinion against you - this can cause the end for even nations as great as yours.

Should you be attacked, we will do our best to help defend your nation without incriminating our own - we hope you understand this is due to our small size.

On a more peaceful note, we were wondering if we could open a port in your empire.

This would involve a medium sized cargo port for 2 ships and a large assembly facility, possibly staffed by workers from your nation. This, we hope, would deeply benefit your nation.

Thankyou

New Russia, Capital City of the Empire

Upon receiving a message from the pitiful country of Void Templar, the Premier laughed. He turned to his aide and said, "Send them back a message. Tell them that they shouldn't get there money grabbing pants in a twist, and that we have no intention of invading their backwards lands."

The aide nodded. "Comrade Premier, what about the message from the other capitalists?"

The Premier nodded. He had thought long and hard, and had finally (with the help of the Party) decided that they should be allowed a few freedoms. "I've already sent off a message to them, Henri. Any more news that I should know about?"

The aide nodded. "Yes, Comrade Premier. The small nation of Agroprom has-"

The Premier cut him off. "Small? Why are we not invading?"

The aide, with a hurtful look at being interrupted, continued. "Comrade, they are allies in our cause for global socialism, and therefore the Pollo has recommended that we ally ourselves with them, and allow them the use of one of our ports."

Eric nodded. "Then I will do as the Pollo wishes."

Message to Void Templar

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Whom it May Concern, Most Foolish Foes;


We do not take threats from money grabbing capitalists like you. Needless to say, however, we have no intention of invading your sparse lands. Rather, we look on them with pity. Perhaps one day your people will realize the benefits of socialism and regain their freedom.

Good day.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire


Message to McPhyscoville

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Mr. Ellingsen, a Most Admirable Comrade;


After careful thought, I've come to realize that I may have over reacted. Therefore, I am hoping that you will accept my apologies. Your request is granted, and five kilometers of land has been set aside in New Russia for your use, although we suggest that you wait until our winter is over.

Additionally, we would like to know where our embassy may reside. We have all of our personnel ready for departure, as well as their supplies listed. We wish to have the following requests granted:


Persons:
Ambassador Crumsolov
Seven Aides
Twenty Soldiers (five of which are bodyguards)
Equipment:
One BTR-60, for use in the transport of persons;
One armored limousine, for use in VIP travel;
One transport helicopter, in case of an emergency;
Thirty PKT-9 sidearms, for self defense;
Twenty-five AK-108 assault rifles, for self defense;
Twenty Bison-3 submachine guns, for self defense/


I await your reply.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire


Message to Agroprom

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Mr. Mayakovsky, a Most Esteemed Comrade;


We would be delighted to let you build not one, but two ports in our empire. This is seen by us as a further step between strengthening the bonds between two fraternal socialist allies.

Additionally, your offer of military aid is welcomed, but not needed at this time. We do have the Socialist Legion, which incorporates many of our socialist allies troops into one immense force, although we feel that it is rather big enough. However, if we ever do need help, the knowledge that our comrades in Agroprom will aid us makes us feel much better.

Good day, esteemed comrades.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire

Official Communique from the Capitalist Paradise of McPsychoville
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Dear Premier Brant,

The preparations are being made for the Theoroshian embassy in Selke City, a little over two hundred miles from Royston Valley and similarly placed within the Sakic mountains. Although this may not seem a useful strategic place for an important embassy, our engineers have been working tirelessly on constructing a subterranean tunnel capable of dealing with traffic flowing between the two. Similar tunnels already exist leading from the cities to the rest of mainland McPsychoville, and I am reliably informed that this project will be up and running in just under one month's time. As to your requests, we have absolutely no problems; if, at any point, you require additional security, we will make an element of our Marine Corps (known, for reference, as a Special Unit) available for your disposal. As to your overreaction, think nothing of it, and the apology is not necessary. Brother-Colonel Bach will be arriving with his embassy staff shortly - although your winters would undoubtedly be perceived as harsh to many, the temperature here rarely reaches double digits in even the hottest days of summer. He should be fine.

Yours sincerely, trusted ally,
Brother-Captain Stian Ellingsen

"The glories of Socialism? The glories of Socialism massacred this country. Jack the defcon to 3." The screen suddenly changed to a orange background and a picture of a hand grabbing a rifle appeared.

[Official Message]
From: Office of Vladimir Mayakovsky, Foreign Minister
To: Eric Brant, Premier of Theoroshian Empire

We thank you for your time, and assure you we will be monitoring this situation closely, as we have great interest in the quests of Socialists around the world.

As for the ports, we will dispatch the 44,000 tonne Construct with two Frigate escorts. Construction will begin upon arrival.

Furthermore, we request that at least military observers be allowed to witness and learn from your great, marauding Army. Could we possibly attach two observers, to be attached to your Staff and Foot Soldiers?

Thankyou for your gracious generosity.

NACS - Unknown Location

"Comrade Colonel, Void Templar has raised there alert level to Defcon 3."

The senior colonel nodded. "We were expecting this, weren't we, Pasha? It is no matter. The Premier, the Party, and the Pollo have all agreed. Raise the Readiness Level to three as well."

Across the Country

Planes from the Federation Air Army lifted off from air bases across the country, transporting men, machines, and material. Although a conflict was not anticipated, the Premier did not want to take chances. He also allowed the use of the Socialist Legion, the Federations strongest and most well trained group. If the capitalist pigs wanted to invade, then they would be face the might of the Federation, the Legion, and all of her allies. For the Glory of the Empire!

Message to McPhyscoville

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Mr. Ellingsen, a Most Admirable Comrade;


Ah, so you to are plagued by the cold in all the seasons of the year. Indeed, if your temperatures never reach double digits, you should be fine here. You may even find it a temporary relief to your frigid surroundings.

Our Ambassador is on his way, as well as our soldiers. We will greet your diplomat at the Fort Mayer air base in New Russia, and perhaps introduce him to the wonders of Theoroshian vodka.

Regards;

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire

"The glories of Socialism? The glories of Socialism massacred this country. Jack the defcon to 3." The screen suddenly changed to a orange background and a picture of a hand grabbing a rifle appeared.

Does this mean you'll be killing everyone named "Gloria Socialism"?

OOC: lol No... Well, maybe :p

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Official Communication
From
The Federal Government of the Empire of Syba
To: the Government of the Theoroshia

We are most pleased at your offer. We will be sending five non-combat armored SUV’s as well as 10 security personnel with P90 sub-machine guns, 20 maintenance and office workers and Ambassador Josè Cuero to the location. We will also send 75 workers to construct the embassy center and its peripheral buildings. The workers will leave after the building phase is complete.

You of course have been authorized to have the same amount of personnel and land in Buenos Aries.

Sincerely,
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Javier Pepe Cortez Hernando
Emperor of Syba

The Socialist Federal Empire of Theoroshia
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To Emperor Hernando, a Most Admirable Comrade;


Your men may land at Fort Mayer air base in New Russia, where they can rest for a few days and grow used to our climate (and our rather large cache of superb vodka). Additionally, we will allow you to use construction equipment from our engineer battalion stationed in New Russia, eliminating the need for you to fly in equipment yourself.

Ambassador Loranakov and his team of seven aides are en route to your air space, as well as fifteen soldiers from the Socialist Legion. They are equipped with AK-108's and Tokarev-15's, and are only there to provide safety to the ambassador and his team. We are also sending one hundred engineers and construction crew men over the course of two weeks, who will begin building the superstructure of the embassy (see plans (http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/17055/108312/t/729478-Cool-building-1.jpg) for embassy). We should be done with building it within the year.

We await your arrival.

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Premier of the Theoroshian Empire

Naval Duel Ends in Victory
Rebel's are Finally Crushed


Joyous news resonated throughout the Federal Empire last night as the last of the Rebel Navy was destroyed. They had been using Atora, a small island off the coast of Athoria as a base for their heinous regime. However, because of the glorious work by our armed forces, they were finally repulsed.

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A Krivak I frigate moves through Theoroshian waters

Although there was no official report, military advisers who were watching the battle for later analysis commented on how well the team work between the branches of our armed forces worked. "To be frank,", one man said, "this was the best job they've done since Gorko."

At approximately 20:00 hours last night, the First Naval Fleet (recently recommissioned), comprised of four frigates, ten destroyers, three landing craft, two aircraft carriers, and three submarines, moved to Atoran waters and began a bombardment of the island. Our glorious army then moved in and took four hundred prisoners. This is truly a testament to our greatness and to our humility.

Long Live the Socialist Federal Empire!

by Head Military Reporter Killjan Vosilov