Aligar
30-01-2008, 01:44
SIC:
"You know what crime you have committed. If you disgusting pigs do not know what crime you have committed to become a condemned man, the crime is treason. You know what treason is punishable by, death." Said a man in a red jacket with a black tie and black slacks, which was the official uniform for the Imperial Task Officers of Aligar.
The Task Officer turned to the firing squad that stood less then twenty feet away from three posts which each had a squirming man, with blood stained, loose white shirts, tied upon them. He then shouted suddenly and firmly, "FIRE!"
Twenty rounds were fired and the men tied to the posts stopped squirming and fell silent and motionless. The firing squad walked over the posts and untied the lifeless bodies throwing them upon the grassless ground around the posts. As the bodies fell six medics came in and picked up the dead condemned men and threw them into a pile of bones, dead bodies, blood, and decaying carcasses of past condemned men.
An hour after the initial executions the Task Officer climbed into a black sports car with the Aligarian seal on the sides and front and back. A small pile of about forty sheets of paper sat in the seat next to him.
*****
The Task Officer walked through the crowed hallways of servants, slaves, secretaries, soldiers, and other Task Officers over to the giant room in which Jacob Carius, the current Supreme Emperor, sat upon his throne when he wasn't in the middle of doing something. The Task Officer walked through the large double door and into the room. In a giant comfy chair sat Jacob Carius. Next to him on his right, there was a caged dancer and a slave. To his left sat a Siberian Tiger named "Husky". She was well trained but was still chained to the floor by a giant metal chain around her neck.
There were three desks of Scribes on the left coming to Carius's throne. On the walls there were paintings of Jack Carius and the many squirmishes he had fought in. There were at least six small sculptures of his head, and two larger sculptures of his entire body.
Jack was in the corner talking to the Head Imperial Task Officer. Their hands were moving as they spoke and when they were interrupted everything stopped. Carius went up to the Task Officer and said in a mad firm voice, "What the hell do you want?"
"Sorry sir I did not mean to bother you sir, I was just coming in to tell you that the execution was taken care of."
"And?"
"Oh yes the papers, you need to read these. They are about a nation of DoubleWideville, a Christian nation. Like us. Also like us, they are being pushed around by larger nation which oppose what they do."
"Dammit! Reading? I am the friggen Emperor, scribe, come read this."
"NO SIR! The scribes can't read it, you must sir, we can't have any one read it, best not low life scribes."
"Ah yes I understand, though I hate you very much right now, I shall read it."
Carius snatched the papers out of the Task Officer's hand then shot one of the scribes in between the eyes.
"Let that be a warning, I hate reading."
He then turned his back to the Task Officer then walked off behind the Throne and various other things and into a room hidden by a camouflaged door.
The room had a large table in the center and the walls were padded with cement. There where cases with swords and guns decorating the walls. On the center of the wall there hung a giant three foot tall cross. There were various scattered documents across the room.
Carius took a seat in front of the table and started to read the papers given to him. After half an hour of reading it and finishing it he pulled a blank piece of paper and a pen out of nowhere (really off of the scattered mess of papers) and wrote a letter.
Very Highly Encrypted Message
To The Current Leader of The Glorious Holy Empire of DoubleWideville,
I am Supreme Emperor Jacob Richards Carius of the fledgling and growing of Aligar. WE are nothing compared to you and your people. We are humbled by both your faithfulness to the one true god, who rules for ever, and to your defending of it. If only we could be half as faithful Christians as you are, I would be honored. I see those monsters of Satan, the Grestonians, the Ryous, and all the rest. They have no place on Earth, after they do what they have done to you. I see that there are many sanctions upon you, that there are many bounties upon you, and that people wish to kill all of the DoubleWidevillians. To stop this we wish have you, and as much of your new government, take refuge in Aligar. Sure you are thinking we are nothing, and we are oppressive, and that we slaughter people. We do none of that, and we only kill people because of the treason they have committed. Just between you and me the treason they usually commit is against God not I. Disrespecting God is punishable by death, as well as not being Christian or Jewish and being proud of it. Not just being proud of being that, just being that completely. Please I will be majorly humbled if you take refuge in our small nation. If you do decide yes, you will be given one of the largest bedrooms in the Carius Aligarian House, the capital building. If you plan on staying for a long time we shall build giant mansions for you and all of the people accompanying you. Every day you shall receive delicacies, drink the finest wine, be treated like me. Also if you say yes as you fly in you will be given tons of gold, and kegs of oil. Piles of money will greet you as you walk into the Mansion, and if you would like possibly some women, but that is up to you. Please we beg of you, we look up to you, take refuge here.
"You know what crime you have committed. If you disgusting pigs do not know what crime you have committed to become a condemned man, the crime is treason. You know what treason is punishable by, death." Said a man in a red jacket with a black tie and black slacks, which was the official uniform for the Imperial Task Officers of Aligar.
The Task Officer turned to the firing squad that stood less then twenty feet away from three posts which each had a squirming man, with blood stained, loose white shirts, tied upon them. He then shouted suddenly and firmly, "FIRE!"
Twenty rounds were fired and the men tied to the posts stopped squirming and fell silent and motionless. The firing squad walked over the posts and untied the lifeless bodies throwing them upon the grassless ground around the posts. As the bodies fell six medics came in and picked up the dead condemned men and threw them into a pile of bones, dead bodies, blood, and decaying carcasses of past condemned men.
An hour after the initial executions the Task Officer climbed into a black sports car with the Aligarian seal on the sides and front and back. A small pile of about forty sheets of paper sat in the seat next to him.
*****
The Task Officer walked through the crowed hallways of servants, slaves, secretaries, soldiers, and other Task Officers over to the giant room in which Jacob Carius, the current Supreme Emperor, sat upon his throne when he wasn't in the middle of doing something. The Task Officer walked through the large double door and into the room. In a giant comfy chair sat Jacob Carius. Next to him on his right, there was a caged dancer and a slave. To his left sat a Siberian Tiger named "Husky". She was well trained but was still chained to the floor by a giant metal chain around her neck.
There were three desks of Scribes on the left coming to Carius's throne. On the walls there were paintings of Jack Carius and the many squirmishes he had fought in. There were at least six small sculptures of his head, and two larger sculptures of his entire body.
Jack was in the corner talking to the Head Imperial Task Officer. Their hands were moving as they spoke and when they were interrupted everything stopped. Carius went up to the Task Officer and said in a mad firm voice, "What the hell do you want?"
"Sorry sir I did not mean to bother you sir, I was just coming in to tell you that the execution was taken care of."
"And?"
"Oh yes the papers, you need to read these. They are about a nation of DoubleWideville, a Christian nation. Like us. Also like us, they are being pushed around by larger nation which oppose what they do."
"Dammit! Reading? I am the friggen Emperor, scribe, come read this."
"NO SIR! The scribes can't read it, you must sir, we can't have any one read it, best not low life scribes."
"Ah yes I understand, though I hate you very much right now, I shall read it."
Carius snatched the papers out of the Task Officer's hand then shot one of the scribes in between the eyes.
"Let that be a warning, I hate reading."
He then turned his back to the Task Officer then walked off behind the Throne and various other things and into a room hidden by a camouflaged door.
The room had a large table in the center and the walls were padded with cement. There where cases with swords and guns decorating the walls. On the center of the wall there hung a giant three foot tall cross. There were various scattered documents across the room.
Carius took a seat in front of the table and started to read the papers given to him. After half an hour of reading it and finishing it he pulled a blank piece of paper and a pen out of nowhere (really off of the scattered mess of papers) and wrote a letter.
Very Highly Encrypted Message
To The Current Leader of The Glorious Holy Empire of DoubleWideville,
I am Supreme Emperor Jacob Richards Carius of the fledgling and growing of Aligar. WE are nothing compared to you and your people. We are humbled by both your faithfulness to the one true god, who rules for ever, and to your defending of it. If only we could be half as faithful Christians as you are, I would be honored. I see those monsters of Satan, the Grestonians, the Ryous, and all the rest. They have no place on Earth, after they do what they have done to you. I see that there are many sanctions upon you, that there are many bounties upon you, and that people wish to kill all of the DoubleWidevillians. To stop this we wish have you, and as much of your new government, take refuge in Aligar. Sure you are thinking we are nothing, and we are oppressive, and that we slaughter people. We do none of that, and we only kill people because of the treason they have committed. Just between you and me the treason they usually commit is against God not I. Disrespecting God is punishable by death, as well as not being Christian or Jewish and being proud of it. Not just being proud of being that, just being that completely. Please I will be majorly humbled if you take refuge in our small nation. If you do decide yes, you will be given one of the largest bedrooms in the Carius Aligarian House, the capital building. If you plan on staying for a long time we shall build giant mansions for you and all of the people accompanying you. Every day you shall receive delicacies, drink the finest wine, be treated like me. Also if you say yes as you fly in you will be given tons of gold, and kegs of oil. Piles of money will greet you as you walk into the Mansion, and if you would like possibly some women, but that is up to you. Please we beg of you, we look up to you, take refuge here.