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For over five centuries, Karshkovia has been one of the leaders in quality natural products, offering the best traditional brands and leading the world in new genetically created brands never before seen.

After independence from Soviet rule, Karshkovia has recently reopened it's boarders for international trade. We are now offering these uncompromising quality brands to the international world at reasonable prices. Once you have purchased and tested our products, you will know for yourself the truth in the Karshkovian attention to quality. We Guarantee your satisfaction, something no one else has ever done before for these products.

We use a mix of traditional and advanced growing methods to produce the highest quality consumables in the world. Much of our offered products are from Karshkovian families which have been tending, gathering, or creating these natural products for countless generations which means continuous quality today and into the future. Continuous innovations from our scientists provide cutting edge products that no one else has to offer and are only found in Karshkovia.


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Sections
1: Marijuana
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2: Hashish (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13402833&postcount=5)
3: Caviar and Caviar supplies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13402833&postcount=6)
4: Truffles, Chocolates and Misc Products (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13402833&postcount=7)




Rules, Regulation and Notices:



- ALL ORDERS MUST BE RPed. Our orders and invoice manager loves clean invoices which provide a graphical letterhead, individually listed items, and a signature. Such orders can waive the 5% shipping fee.

- We will not sell products to individuals in nations where our products are outlawed. Be aware of this before placing your order. Exception: We will sell medical Marijuana to nations that make casual marijuana use illegal. Medical Marijuana purchases can only be made from your Healthcare budget.

- We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. We will provide a reason for the denial.

- We only accept gold bullion or money orders in Universal Standard Dollars (USD). National currencies are accepted only on a case-by-case basis. We do not accept narcotic trades of any kinds.

- Calculate your own totals and list it in your post. Showing calculations and individual pricing per product purchased is acceptable and encouraged. Failure to calculate or incorrect calculations will result in a 10% penalty of the total cost. We will randomly check calculations for small orders but every large order is checked twice for accuracy.

- We accept payments from your Commerce or Religion budget which can be found HERE (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=).If the commerce budget of your nation lacks funds, we will allow purchases to be made from your Religion Budget, however you may not combine your Commerce and Religion Budget together for a purchase. Purchases made under your Religion Budget are to be used for Religious purposes only.

- All products marked *KOP* are Karshkovian Original Products exclusive to the Karshkovian People and cannot be found anywhere else in the vast world. These products are not to be reverse engineered and grown/sold outside of Karshkovia. It is explicitly prohibited to do so and all measures will be taken political, economic and militaristically if discovered. You will be immediately and permanently banned from any further sales in any Karshkovian run storefront.

- 1 NSMonth = 2 RL hours and 1 NSYear = 1 RL Day. For this, you are only allowed to spend 100% of your Commerce and Religious budget once per RL 24 hours. Secondly, when your order is received and approved we will provide you with a date of delivery.

- We allow bulk and reoccurring purchases. If you wish a contract for X amount of products to be delivered each month/year, that can be arranged, however remember that when placing a larger supplemental order later that any previous on-going order needs to be taken from your budget before placing the new order. Also, we do have a limit to the size of our warehouses so some large orders may take a while to fill.

- Normal Shipping is Free if you use your own ships or aircraft. A 5% fee is added if a Karshkovian aircraft or ship is used to deliver your product.

- We provide rush deliveries at a special price of an extra 10-20% of the total order cost. This largely depends on the size of the order.

- We will ship to a third party if you wish, however the third party nation's laws must not have laws where our products are illegal.



Domestic Production Rights
- Domestic Production Rights (DPRs) are used to grow a product listed here in for your own nation for use only inside your nation. Any resale or distribution of such products to other nations will void ALL Domestic Production Rights, and you will be banned from all Karshkovian run stores. DRPs will cover a startup kit which includes equipment for a medium sized facility, seeds and seedlings, all literature and known information about the product and two specialists on temporary assignment to help train your own people in how to grow or make the product.

- Not all products listed here are available for Domestic Production outside of Karshkovia.

- DPR pricing for products are listed under the product in question.

- No discounts apply to the cost of a DPR


Blacklisted Nations

None yet..
...And any nation which has laws making our products illegal inside their borders. Only the products that are illegal will not be sold to that nation or people inside that nation however. Other goods are still allowed for sale (and exceptions do occur for medical research)


Total Orders:
* Total Sales: $13,347,300,000
* Total Profits: Undisclosed

Discounts
*Discounts do NOT add up.*
5% Discount for orders over $1 Billion
10% Discount for orders over $100 Billion
15% Discount for orders over $1 Trillion
20% Discount for Sapientia Nations
25% Discount on RL April 10th (independence day)
Special discounts for the following countries:
50% for Stoklomolvi

Removal of 5% shipping fee for using Karshkovian Shipping or Air if the invoice used for purchase the order was properly formatted as listed in the rules above.

OOC NOTICE: THIS IS AN RP-ONLY THREAD. NO PRODUCTS HERE ARE AVAILABLE THROUGH ME IN REAL LIFE AND NO REAL LIFE SALES ARE ACCEPTED OR TRANSACTED. Karshkovia has already inquired and been given clearance to run this store, HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=548266). If you have an issue with the store, please reference that thread before 'reporting' it.

SECTION 1: MARIJUANA

Are you growing for mass production or for the fine connoisseurs that grace your major cities? Do you plan to grow indoors, outdoors, with hydroponics or a combination? Do you plan to grow large plants or a "smiling sea of green"? Are you looking for a relaxing or energetic high? To answer these questions we have put together some basic information.

We know we offer a very large selection of strains which can sometimes result in confusion and frustration when trying to decide which to order, especially for the new and inexperienced buyers. It isn't as difficult as you may think to choice the right strains. It comes down to what kind of 'high' you are looking for and (if you are looking to grown domestically) what kind of plant is right for your growing conditions.

What types of Marijuana are there?
First, there are only two sides to the marijuana family. Indicas and Sativas.

Indicas come from the high mountains and bad lands of Karshkovia. They have broad leaves, a dark green coloration, produce thick dense buds, and are short dense plants. Indicas have flavors and aromas ranging from a pungent skunky to light, sweet and fruity. The smoke from an Indica produces a general body high which is relaxing and laid back. Inexperienced users will find indica smoke will lull them into a long restful sleep.

Sativas are the opposite of indicas as they are narrow leaved, light green in color, and grow very tall with thinner buds. It is not uncommon for a plant to grow over 6 meters (20 feet) tall in one growing season. These are commonly found in the Steppe and low valleys of Karshkovia. Flavors and aroma will range from earthy to sweet and fruity. The smoke from the sativa is a cerebral high, often considered an upper of energetic high.

Hybrids are a relatively new type of marijuana that is either genetically engineered or naturally produced crosses of different indicas and sativas. Hybrids often are made to combine certain advantages of different strains while removing the disadvantages, and are not often found in nature (if at all). Because of this, Hybrids are often much more expensive than the naturally occurring plants.


Where should I plant?
If you buy the DPR for a strain, you should be aware of the amount of time the plant takes to grow to maturity. If you wish to grow in out-door fields, you will want strains that mature quickly before the danger of frost or 'bad weather' sets in. This is directly influenced by the sativa/indica ratio you are growing. The rule of thumb is the more sativa that is in your mixture, the longer it will take to mature. For nations with very long growing periods, then they will find most of our strains can be grown and flourish outdoors. For nations with short growing periods, they may wish to look into underground or enclosed fields that protect the plants from cold weather and provide consistent sunlight. Individual preferences vary between indoor and outdoor grown plants as well so do take this into consideration.

How potent are your strains?
All of our strains are potent because of selective breeding and careful growing over 500 years. The success of your personal plants (if you purchase a DPR) will vary due to soil quality, food quality, light quality, and water quality. However, THC is found in the resin glands that form on the plant while it's maturing. These glands act as a barrier to protect the seeds. Remember the rule of thumb To maximize resin production in your indoor plants, drop the humidity for the flowering stage (lower the better). Outdoor plants should be raised in a hot, dry atmosphere if possible. Please note that no mater the amount of resin produced, the high of a sativa and indica will still be distinctly different.

How do I get the best yields?
That all depends on your environment in which you grow your plants. Indoor grown plants are really only limited to the amount of light you can give them. Experiences will vary depending on location.

How long will they take to grow?
Again, it depends on the environment and your care however as a general rule of thumb Indicas are faster to flower than sativas. Hybrids are mainly ruled by the ratio of Indica and Sativas DNA they have.

Why sell DPRs? Don't your packaged plants come with seeds?
We sell DPRs because Karshkovian Marijuana is premium, highly sought after marijuana. In packaging ready-to-use plants, we remove all seeds and stems. Free seeds are practically impossible to find in your shipment.


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Karska
Type: Indica
Grow: Outdoor strain
This is can be concidered Medical Marijuana
Flowering: 8-10 weeks
Outdoor Harvest: End of September/Start of October
Feeling: Stoned - body buzz
Per Kilo: $1,400
DPR: $14 Million
Discription: Karshka leaves are round with fat, sticky buds that produce excellent yields and has a high flower to leaf ratio. While very bushy, Karshka has excellent resistants to pests and disease produced in Mountain Conditions over thousands of years. It has a rich smooth hash like smoke with a numbing buzz. Always one of the most popular strains with high levels of THC. This is a perfect beginners plant for nations just starting to grow their own supplies of marijuana.




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AK-47
Type: Sativa
Grow: Indoor strain
Flowering: 7-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid to late October if outdoors
Feeling: Mild high
Per Kilo: $1,400
DPR: $14.5 Million
Description:
This is an easily grown plant with good, fast growing yields. It is easily recognized for it's white, fluffy buds. Ventilation is needed when growing it as it has an Extremely Strong odor. The smoke is the same so often coffeehouses will ask this be smoked outdoors only. The plants have compact buds that literally gleam with a coat of resin crystals.



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Aurora Indica
Type: Indica
Grow: Indoor strain
This can be considered Medical Marijuana
Flowering:
49 - 58 days (Hydro)
60 - 65 days (Soil)
Outdoor Harvest: End of September/Start of October if outdoors
Feeling: Stoned - body buzz
Per Kilo: $1,520
DPR: $16 Million
Discription:
Aurora Indica is one of Karshkovia's strongest Indicas plants that are made available to the international market. The plant stays very short and produces very dense heavy buds with a spicy, hashy aroma and taste. This is perfect for indoor growing. Aurora Indica is excellent for resin production and works well in a Smiling Sea of Green. Aurora Indica produces a strong Indica body stoned making it great for a before bedtime smoke. The strain is known for its medical potential for treating hyperactivity and insomnia. Produces a deep, near black hashish.




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B-52
Type: Indica
Grow: Indoor/Outdoor strain
This can be considered Medical Marijuana
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Mild Stone and High.
Per Kilo: $1,490
DPR: $15 Million
Discription:
Our B-52 brand is arguably one of Karshkovia's most unbelievable Skunk strained marijuana. It is very ideal for the commercial grower is it can grow some of the very best buds. B-52 has what is concidered a very superior sweet taste which, of course, is the sativa influence. B-52 produces a cerebral high enjoyed by many.



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Big Bud
Type: Savita
Grow: Indoor/Outdoor strain
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Long lasting and Strong high
Per Kilo: $1,550
DPR: $19 Million
Description:
Karshkovian's have raved about Big Bud for centuries and was a past world favorite. Now it has returned with its reputation for producing high yields and high people. This plant will yield so high, the lower branches may collapse under the weight of the buds. Produced before genetics was even a Science Fiction thought, Karshkovian farmers produced it for maximum yields and strong following. It has a subtle skunk taste with a hint of earth-tones. This is a must-have for countries with strong demand.




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Blue Mystic
Type: High Sativa
Grow: Indoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: October if outdoors
Feeling: Stoned
Per Kilo: $3,400
DPR: $20 Million
Description:
Blue Mystic was first grown in Minksi in 1921 and was nearly lost after the Soviet purge. Careful genetic work of the few remaining seeds has allow us to bring back this brand from near extinction. The plant will produce heavy bugs with a shiny light blue shade. A neutral smell while growing so it is perfect for nations looking to save on expensive ventilation systems on their warehouses used for growing. Many coffeeshops will keep this plant in their store for decoration. The smoke is very smooth and has a fruity berry flavor that is highly sought after mainly by women.



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Bubblegum
Type: Indica/Sativa hybrid
Grow: Indoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Strongly Stoned
Per Kilo: $5,000
DPR: KOP - NOT FOR SALE
Description:
Karshkovian Bubblegum is the most popular brand among women world wide and Karshkovian coffee shops are often sold out of this brand despite it's high price tag. This is a genetically engineered plant from the government's own research and is not available for sale outside of Karshkovia. The plant produces very hairly, with sticky pink buds and is high in THC. The aroma is very sweet as is the taste which is exactly like bubblegum, hence the name. This is a must have top-shelf plant for coffee shops around the world




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Buddha
Type: Indica/Sativa
Grow: Indoor strain
Flowering: 7-8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Early October if outdoors
Feeling: Mildly Stoned
Per Kilo: $1,000
DPR: $10 Million
Description:
This is has been a sea-port favorite for centuries and is well known the world over and wildly available in coffee shops. The plant has traveled the world over and is instantly recognizable by it's orange, hairy buds, however only the original Karshkovian strain remains as mild and smooth. Often reported as one of the only stones that you can still function with. The taste has a hint of Skunk and earthiness.



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Karshka Skunk
Type: Sativa with hint of indica
Grow: Indoor strain
Flowering: 9 - 10 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: End of October if outdoors
Feeling: Sativa high with a cerebral buzz
Per Kilo: $1,200
DPR: $12 Million
Description:
Karshka Skunk is a naturally grown plant with great resistances. Leaves of this plant are considered iconic of marijuana. It has a smooth smoke that combines the skunky hash flavored Indica from the high mountains and the sweet orange flavor of the low valleys. A moderate yield producer. A good addition to coffee shops with a 'flavored' section.




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Citral
Type: Indica
Grow: Indoor/outdoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: September
Feeling: Both Stoned and High for a good all-round experiance
Per Kilo: $1,700
DPR: $18 Million
Description:
This is a very interesting plant with hairy leaves and buds. A hot pink coloring is displayed all over the plant, especially in the tips. This strain has very hard, strong buds and a strong lemon smell. The smoke is mellow with a sweet herbal taste. Often this is a plant used in some coffeeshops as decoration as well.

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Crystal Rain
Type: Indica/Sativa Hybrid
Grow: Indoor strain but can be grown outdoors
Flowering: 9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: End of September
Feeling: Strong and Quick High with a touch of lightly stoned.
Per Kilo: $1,800
DPR: $19 Million
Description:
This short, bushy plant produces big, sticky buds covered in crystals. This is a crops between our infamous White Widow and Northern Lights strains. The buds have a heavy aroma not unlike kerosene. The smoke has a unique kick that is hard to describe as the high is almost immediate. Very good plant for producing Hashish.



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Volograd Purple Twist
Type: 100% Sativa
Grow: Outdoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: September
Feeling: Body Stoned
Per Kilo: $4,000
DPR: KOP - NOT FOR SALE
Description:
This plant was only found on an island near the equator 200 years ago. The island sank beneath the sea due to tectonic activity and all plants were lost, however Karshkovian traders managed to take a few plants back to Karshkovia before that event and now it is a Karshkovian Exclusive! This plant produces large, long buds loaded with resin and is instantly recognizable by it's purple buds, and long twisting hair-like crystals. It has a sweet licorice flavored smoke and is perfectly suited for growers which have hotter climates or are looking to use artificial lighting. Very good plant for nations looking to begin growing. The high is uplifting and energetic. Top Shelf Product.



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KARSHKOVIAN MUST HAVE SPECIALTY!
Blueberry Surprise
Type: Mostly Indica
Grow: Indoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8-10 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Long lasting Euphoric high
Per Kilo: $5,000
DPR: KOP NOT FOR GENERAL SALE (Inquiry Allowed but +$100 Million USD pricing expected)
Description:
Yes. This is the plant that has the whole world talking and winning the hearts of connoisseurs the world over. It is a dense, stout plant with red, purple, and blue hues that turn to lavender blue. The mature plant has a fruity aroma of blueberries. The smoke is very smooth, leaving you with the taste of a mouthful of blueberries. The high is long lasting and of the highest quality. This is also known for it's extremely long shelf-life for coffeeshops and stores. This is a guaranteed seller or your money back!


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California Orange Bud
Type: Indica/Sativa hybrid
Grow: Indoor strain
This is a fruity flavor plant
Flowering: 8-10 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Stoney yet high with an all-around buzz
Per Kilo: $1,700
DPR: $17.5 Million
Description:
As you would think, this plant came from the Republic of California before it's untimely demise. This is a fairly rare strain now though it is growing quite well in Karshkovia. The plant is short with heavy yields of buds covered in long orange or deep pink hairs. As thought, this plant smells faintly of oranges and the smoke leaves you with a taste of fresh orange juice. As a side note, we have noticed an increase of real orange and orange juice sales in coffee shops that offer this strain.



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Chronic
Type: Indica/Sativa hybrid
Grow: Indoor/outdoor strain
Flowering: 7-10 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid to late October if outdoors
Feeling: Perfect blend of Stoney and high. Slight all-around buzz
Per Kilo: $1,500
DPR: $16 Million
Description:
Our most commercially sold product, this is an easy growing plant with good yield and excellent quality. It is unique with a large central bud and few side branches. It has a sweet smell while growing and a smoke that retains a subtle kick. Do not 'top' this plant as it does not respond well to growers trying to encourage multiple big buds. Special care must be taken when drying to ensure it is completely dry before packaging or smoking or you will loose that subtle hint that really gives this plant it's name.



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Early Girl
Type: Indica/Sativa hybrid
Grow: Outdoor strain
Flowering: 6-8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid September if outdoors
Feeling: Stoney yet high with an all-around buzz
Per Kilo: $1,500
DPR: $13 Million
Description:
Early Girl does exactly what the name suggests, which is flower and mature early. This plant is definitely for outdoor or large warehouse growing as it can reach 2 meters or more in hight. It is very mold and pest resistant making it good for outdoor growing. This is a perfect plant for coffeeshops looking to provide for a beginning smoker as the high is mellow and not too potent. The smoke is slightly skunky in flavor.



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Early Misty
Type: Indica/Sativa hybrid
Grow: Outdoor strain (possible to grow indoors but only in large facilities)
Flowering: 7-8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid September if outdoors
Feeling: Stoney with mild high and strong body buzz
Per Kilo: $1,650
DPR: $16 Million
Description:
This early flowering, short plant is perfect for those northern or southern nations with colder climates and short days. It comes from the higher regions of the Karshka Mountains and can stand some of the lowest temperatures of any of our strains. It also is naturally pest resistant making it a strain that does not need constant supervision in the outdoors. It is high in THC and produces an over-abundance of white crystals. The name comes also from the 'misting' of it's broad leaves with crystals as well. The smoke is smooth and very sweet, almost tangy. This is one of the strongest outdoor strains we carry. Caution is recommended for any coffee shop looking to sell this to beginners. It has a coffee-like smell when dried correctly.



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Tropical Maui Waui
Type: Sativa
Grow: Outdoor strain
Flowering: 7-8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Mellow Buzz and high
Per Kilo: $1,300
DPR: $10 Million
Description:
The Tropical Maui Waui is a very tall plant with a skunky, citrus smell. This is a good choice for beginner smokers and coffee shops looking to expand their beginner's section on the menu. This was an imported plant from a well known nation that now has banned the export of this plant to other countries, however since we have bred it with some of our Karshkovian plants to give it a mellow buzz as well as a high, we can now offer it to you.



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Haze
Type: Sativa
Grow: Indoor strain
Concidered for use in Medical Marijuana
Flowering: 6-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October if outdoors
Feeling: Almost psychedelic high
Per Kilo: $2,700
DPR: $29 Million
Description:
Haze has been a classic plant as it produces an almost psychedelic, intense rushing high. It has a nice smell that is very complex and does not have the cannabis odor while growing. Hospitals have bought this strain to give to persons with chronic illnesses or pain. The large, fluffy buds and long blue/purple leaves make this a very pretty plant as well. This is NOT for the casual or beginner smoker so coffee shops please beware when placing it on your menu.




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KARSHKOVIAN EXCLUSIVE STRAIN
Ice
Type: Sativa (genetically produced plant)
Grow: Indoor ONLY strain (hydroponics only)
Flowering: 8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid October
Feeling: Very heavy Stoning and high
Per Kilo: $6,000
DPR: KOP - NOT FOR SALE
Description:
Ice is a new world classic and very highly sought after (so much so that it is only grown in special underground warehouses on Karshkovian military bases, guarded 24x7 by highly trained soldiers). The Ice flowers are richly covered in trychomes and have a dense consistency which looks and smells amazing. Buds form along main branches and there is a high flower to leaf ratio. The smoke is very sweet and light and the high is almost immediate with an intense body buzz and delayed stoning. This one is a MUST for the coffeshops looking to expand their connoisseur or experts -only menu. Just starting to make a break into the Medical Marijuana world.

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Northern Lights
Type: Indica
Grow: Indoor strain but can be grown outdoors
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: End of September/early October
Feeling: Strong Stoning with body Buzz
Per Kilo: $2,000
DPR: $30 Million
Description:
Northern Lights is a world renown plant with a high flower to leaf ratio, compact buds covered in crystals, good yields, broad leaves and exceptional resin production. Maximum height is 1.5 meters so it is perfect for indoor growing. This is a staple plant for any coffee shop and very highly sought after. Guaranteed seller. The smoke is smooth but neutral.


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Kush
Type: Indica
Grow: Indoor strain
Flowering: 8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Mid September
Feeling: Medium Stoned
Per Kilo: $1,500
DPR: $15 Million
Description:
From the high mountains of Karshkovia comes this green, short beauty with its large leaves and short flowering time. It has an earthy smell while growing and the smoke is strong but smooth with a ticklishly faint but sweet flavor. This is a staple plant for most coffee shops the world over, and an often purchased DPR for nations starting their own production.


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White Widow
Type: Indica/Sativa Hybrid
Grow: Indoor ONLY strain
Flowering: 8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Beginning of September
Feeling: CAUTION: EXTREME HIGH
Per Kilo: $3,000
DPR: $50 Million
Description:
Yep, we have it. The White Widow needs almost no introduction as it is THE most sought after strain in the world, bar NONE. This strain of Marijuana produces the strongest high of all marijuana plants genetically made or naturally crossed. The bugs have so much resin on them it is hard to see the buds at all. It is often the most expensive product on coffee shop menus and with good reason. The high is powerful, energetic, yet social. This short plant has long hairs and even the broad leaves are covered in resin so even 'shwag' is highly sought after. The taste is beyond words it is so good. You may wish to look into placing this plant under guard if you are to grow it in your nation.


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Purple Power People Eater
Type: Mostly Sativa
Grow: Outdoor strain
Flowering: 6-8 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: End of September
Feeling: Energetic High and buzz
Per Kilo: $1,600
DPR: $17 Million
Description:
PPPE (or "triple-P.E." as it is more widely known as) is a carefully designed cross to produce a plant that is well suited to Cold and Wet Climates. This is perfect for countries with high ratio of rainy to sunny days or more northern countries. The plant has a unique, sweet and sour flavor which is also moderate in strength. Often it is reported as a pleasant, almost pine flavored, after taste. The buzz is very social. The buds are covered in deep, rich purple hairs and laden with resin. Buds are often a deep purple if grown in a cooler environment.


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Karsha Star
Type: Mostly Indica
Grow: Outdoor or indoor strain
Flowering: 8-9 Weeks
Outdoor Harvest: Start of October
Feeling: Strong body high possible cerebral effect
Per Kilo: $3,900
DPR: KOP - LIMITED SALES TO INQUIRY ONLY (Expect to pay over $100 Million)
Description:
Karshkovian Star is a great genetically made plant derived from the Sensi Star which produces powerful resinous very compact, thick buds with big fan leaves. Although mostly indica, it retains a complex high that is said to warp both body and soul.

Karshkovian Star was designed specifically to be grown in a smiling sea of green, 20 plants per square meter potted close together. We have found that is best to let them vegetate for 2 weeks before entering the 12 hour/12 hour light cycle. If untrimmed and tended, this plant will produce strong side branching and will need a extra space. Hydroponic and rich soil methods are best. It does not fair well outside and is not pest resistant. Mixed results when planted outdoors in temperate zones, though will grow up to 2 meters (6 feet) and produce an produce high yields. The buds have have a lemony scent and taste. Some smokers find the buzz to be a very strong body stone, while others report a high with more energetic cerebral properties as well as a body sensation. We designed this version of the plant to have consistent THC levels of 20-25 percent for this, making it a one-hitter quitter. We have just released this for international sales.

SECTION 2: HASHISH

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Note: Hash is made by sifting mature cannabis flowers through a series of sieves or by rubbing the living flowers of the cannabis plants with hands, a leather apron or other implements until only a resinous powder remains. The aim is to get the soft and sticky resins to stick to a surface which can be taken somewhere to be processed and collated. These are then scraped off the skin or leather and rolled into lumps of various sizes and compressed into blocks or heated to allow the resins to melt and stick together forming blocks. The resin is then sealed with cellophane or cloth. The consistency of the hash depends on the method of extraction of the resin. When buying DPRs, you are buying instructions on which plants to use and how to extract and process the resin to produce that version of Hash.

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Karska Border Hash
Color: Black on the outside, dark greenish or brown inside.
Smell: Spicy
Taste: Very spicy, somewhat harsh on the throat. Inexperienced smokers should not use as it will induce coughing fits.
Consistency: Soft, can be kneaded very easily
Feeling or Effect: Almost narcotic, produces a very physical and stony high
Potency: Very Potent and often underestimated as it takes 5 minutes to reach full strength.
Per Slab: $3,000
DPR: $25 Million
Discription: This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found along the Karshkovian north western border, originating in the high mountain villages. The hashish is pressed by hand under addition of a small quantity of tea or water. The Hashish is worked on until it becomes highly elastic and has a strong aromatic smell. The finished product is stored in 100 gram slabs which are cut and sold in Coffee shops for buyers. Good qualities of Karshka have the impression of the the producing family's crest.

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Karshka Chara
Color: Black on the outside, dark greenish/brown inside.
Smell: Spicy with a Distinctive aroma
Taste: Very spicy, somewhat harsh on the throat but less than Karshka Border Hashish. Inexperienced smokers should not use as it will induce coughing fits.
Consistency: Soft, can be kneaded very easily, Sometimes quite powdery though always dense.
Feeling or Effect: Very stony and physical high. Cerebral as well.
Potency: Very Potent and full strength reached quickly
Per Slab: $2,800
DPR: $24 Million
Discription: This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found in the Karshkovian midlands, originating in the river valley villages. The hashish is produced by carefully rubbing the female buds between the hands. The Hashish is worked on until it becomes highly elastic and has a strong aromatic smell. The finished product is stored in 100 gram slabs which are cut and sold in Coffee shops for buyers. Good qualities of Karshka have the impression of the the producing family's crest.



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Hills Hashish
Color: There are two kinds of Hill Hash: Yellow Hill, which is yellowish and Red Hill which is reddish-brown. The Red Hill is made from riper plants.
Smell: Spicy with a refreshing smell
Taste: Very spicy and harsh. It is an acquired taste and Inexperienced smokers should not use at all.
Consistency: Usually the slabs are very thick (about 2-3cm) and not elastic. However when you cut it, you can clearly see that it contains big quantities of resin and that it can be cut easily.
Feeling or Effect: High is quite cerebral, and the Yellow Hill produces a more cerebral high than the red kind (which is riper and contains more CBN than THC)
Potency: Not very strong overall, however it is a longer lasting high than most other Hashish.
Per Slab: $2,700 (100g)
DPR: $23 Million
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found in the Karshkovian eastern coastal villages. It is harvested in the summer but stored until the winter months when the the pressing begins. Hash-Powder is filled in linen or cotton bag and pressed under great pressure. On the surface of the Hashish, the structure of the tissue which was used can be clearly seen. Usually the Hash is pressed in slabs of 100g, 200g (usually) or 1000g (1kg).




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Honey Hashish
Color: Greenish to brown. Due to the relatively short growing season the plants retain a quite green color at harvest.
Smell: Lightly aromatic, not spicy.
Taste: Compared to other kinds of Karshovian Hash the taste is very mild and is soft on the throat. Very good for beginners.
Consistency: Usually quite hard.
Feeling or Effect: Body Stoning with hint of high
Potency: Very strong with a quality high
Per Slab: $2,900 (100g)
DPR: $28 Million
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found in the Karshkovian bad land villages. It is harvested in the summer and kneaded by hand with honey (As the name indicates). It is quite hard, though when heated, becomes very pliable. Usually the Hash is pressed in thick slabs of 100g, 200g (usually) or 1000g (1kg).



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Super Mountain Hashish
Color: Black on the outside, dark-brown inside.
Smell: Very spicy, heavy and quite sweet
Taste: Highly aromatic and sweet, more so than Karshka Border Hashish but still less harsh on the throat.
Consistency: Usually somewhat harder than Karshka Border Hashish but still soft enough to be kneaded at body temperature.
Feeling or Effect:Very physical and stony high
Potency: Very strong with minimal buildup to full effect.
Per Slab: $5,000 (100g) (VERY RARE)
DPR: NOT FOR SALE
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found along the Karshkovian western border, originating in the high mountain villages. It is harvested in the fall and kneaded by hand with pure mountain snow. It is hard, though mailable at body temperatures. Usually the Hash is pressed in thick slabs of 100g, 200g (usually) or 1000g (1kg). This is a rare item, even in Karshkovian coffee houses and the Mountain villages will not give out the entire process to anyone.



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Kashkovian Ice Hash
Color: Black on the outside, dark-brown inside.
Smell: Very spicy, heavy and quite sweet
Taste: Highly aromatic and sweet
Consistency: Maible at high temperatures. Very hard and crumbles at room temperature.
Feeling or Effect: Extremely physical and stony high
Potency: Very strong with nearly no buildup to full effect.
Per Slab: $3,400 (100g) (RARE)
DPR: NOT FOR SALE
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found along the Karshkovian western border, originating in the high mountain villages. It is harvested in the fall and kneaded by using blocks of Glacier Ice that is left in the Karshkovian Mountains. Water from the melting Ice often adds a sweet tinge to this Hashish. Usually the Hash is pressed in thick slabs of 100g, 200g (usually) or 1000g (1kg). This is a rare item, even in Karshkovian coffee houses and the Mountain villages will not give out the entire process to anyone.




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Kashkovian Nether Hashish
Color: Usually quite green, however this varies with the kind of Weed used and the producer
Smell: Usually is skunky or has a definite Marijuana smell.
Taste: Skunky with definite marijuana taste.
Consistency: Soft enough to be kneaded at body temperature though often Very crumbly.
Feeling or Effect: The kind of High depends from the strain of Weed which was used, however usually the high is quite active and cerebral
Potency: Very Potent and is usually rated as one of the best hash available for the average user.
Per Slab: $2,500 (100g) (RARE)
DPR: $30 Million
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found along the Karshkovian southern coast, originating in the fishing villages. It is harvested in the late summer and often is not pressure pressed. Sometimes sea water is used to help with consistency, which adds a unique salty taste. Usually the Hash is pressed in thin slabs of 100g, which are then cut up into smaller slabs and packaged individually, then repackaged together as seen in the picture.


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Kashkovian Primero Hashish
Color: Greenish to brown
Smell: Lightly aromatic, not spicy.
Taste: Very mild and sweet.
Consistency: Soft enough to be kneaded at body temperature
Feeling or Effect: Quite active, social, and cerebral High
Potency: Very Potent and is usually rated as one of the best hash available for the average user.
Per Slab: $2,400 (100g)
DPR: $28 Million
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found in the Karshkovian Midlands, originating in the high Steppe villages. It is harvested in the late fall and often is pressure pressed with fresh spring water. Usually the Hash is pressed in finger-width slabs of 100g. It crumbles easily but will maintain shape if pressed.




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Kashkovian Slate Hashish
Color: Greenish to brown
Smell: Lightly aromatic, not spicy.
Taste: Very mild and sweet with a taste of butterscotch
Consistency: Very hard and needs to be warmed to be shaped. Does not crumble if broken.
Feeling or Effect: Quite active, social, and cerebral High
Potency: Very Potent and is usually rated as one of the best hash available for the average user.
Per Slab: $2,100 (100g)
DPR: $25 Million
Discription:
This brand of Karshkovian Hash is found in the Karshka Mountains foot hill villages. It is harvested in the late fall and often is pressed under great pressure using waters from the hot-springs. The spring water gives this hash a taste of butterscotch when smoked. Usually the Hash is pressed in very thin, hard slabs of 100g.

SECTION 3: CAVIAR

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Click on a caviar name to see a picture of the product

There’s nothing more luxurious than serving caviar as a holiday appetizer, at your next political event, or a State Dinner. However do you know what caviar is or which caviar is the best choice for you? Caviar is the roe of the sturgeon, the thin, oily, rich-tasting, white-fleshed, prehistoric-looking fish which is grown in Karshkovia and other nations around the world. Sturgeon eggs are harvested, then salt-cured, and, voilà, a pricey delicacy is born. If caviar is from a fish other than a sturgeon, it’s noted in its name, such as Spoonbill caviar or salmon caviar. These products are generally considered less desirable than sturgeon caviar. Nowadays, much Karshkovian sturgeon caviar is farm-raised; because it’s raised in fresh water, farm-raised caviar isn’t as salty as wild caviar and its flavor isn’t as nutty and complex (it’s also less expensive). Caviar varies in flavor, texture, and appearance depending on the type of sturgeon from which it comes and the area from which it’s harvested.

Caviar shouldn’t have a fishy smell or taste too salty. There should be a pop to the eggs (they shouldn’t be mushy), and there should be distinct separation between them. Caviar should also be shiny, and there shouldn’t be evident oil. Karshkovian caviar meets all these standards.

Note: Caviar does not have DPR's available.

Karshkovian Black Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/osetrab.jpg)
Storage: 29-39 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $5,128.00 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Karshkovian Black Caviar is characterized by golden grains and nutty tones. In this case, this wild caviar "Acipenser gueldenstaedtii" is categorized “B”, or “black”, meaning darker grains than you would expect on classic Karshkovian caviars. Harvested wild, there is no flavor difference between this fine caviar and its sister, Karshkovian A (with more yellowish roe).

Karshkovian Classic Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/OsetraClassic.jpg)
Storage: 29-39 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $4,255.00 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Typically has smallish medium-size grains with a low salt balance and a that subtle crisp flavor and textures. Varies in color, with a greenish tint to light and dark browns. Ideal for those just beginning to delve into the world of caviar.

Karshkovian Golden Imperial Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/OsetraGold.jpg)
Storage: 29-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $6,383 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Harvested in the South Seas and imported following strict quality control guidelines, this superb Karshkovian caviar (Acipenser gueldenstaedtii) is characterized by the larger, clear and glossy eggs with a color that is more intensely yellow than any others of this fish species (including Prime, Black, Classic and Royal Osetras). This is certainly for the connoisseur and those who appreciate the finest things in life.

Karshkovian Prime Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/OsetraPrime.jpg)
Storage: 28-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $5,128 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Larger eggs, glistening golden tones and even those "eyes" inside the eggs (so characteristic of fine Beluga), make this a superb choice of Karshkovian caviars. Harvested in the South Seas, this Osetra "Acipenser gueldenstaedtii" flourishes and delivers eggs of classic nutty flavors and a refreshing burst in your mouth.

Karshkovian Royal Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/royal.jpg)
Caviar Tip: "Royal" in caviar-speak, means its undergone semi-pasteurization.
Storage: 28-32 F
Shelf Life: 6-7 Months
Price $3,930 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
For those who get lost in a sea of swimming sturgeon, Osetra caviars in all their designations can be as hard to understand as swimming against the current. Wild Osetra (Acipenser gueldenstaedtii) roe is harvested in the South Seas, and then undergoes semi-pasteurization, giving it a longer refrigerator life. This is great for those who want to enjoy fine caviar for longer periods of time, or even to stock up in the event of a “caviar emergency”. The same medium-sized grains and yellowish color grace these glistening roe.

Karshkovian Royal Sevruga Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/sevrugaroyal.jpg)
Caviar Tip: "Royal" in caviar-speak, means its undergone semi-pasteurization.
Storage: 28-32 F
Shelf Life: 1 Year
Price $6,952 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
This caviar comes from the Sevruga fish, the small and trim Sturgeon. Sevruga caviar has distinguished smooth, buttery flavor. Its fine grains are of a slate-gray to black color. Semi-preserved caviar is pasteurized to have a longer shelf life than other caviars. Flavor-wise, it is just slightly saltier.

Karshkovian "Classic Grey" Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/classicgrey.jpg)
Storage: 28-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $7,530 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Classic Sevruga caviar is the choice of those who want the best. Harvested from the farmed Sevruga sturgeon "Acipenser stellatus" in lake Tryst, this is true caviar: grey, aromatic and pearleascent, with a crisp finish. Perfect for a luxurious amuse-buche, or to pair with a selection of caviars in a sampler.

Karshkovian Original Sevruga Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/classicgrey.jpg)
Storage: 29-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $6,275 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Only the best Sevruga is farmed in the waters of the Tryst in order to import to you this most sophisticated selection. Sevruga is part of the sturgeon family, being trim and small in comparison to the Osetra and the Beluga. Although with smaller and darker grains than Classic Grey Sevruga , this Sevruga caviar has an intense flavor with a caramel touch and a slight oiliness, with fine grains of a dark slate-grey color.

Karshkovian Original Black Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/WhiteSturgeon.jpg)
Storage: 29-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $9,275 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Aquaculture has truly become the way of the future with caviars, and Karshkovians have adapted to this trend. Farm raised on the river Tryst these huge sturgeon "Acipenser transmontanus" deliver a roe that is constantly compared to that of wild ocean Osetra. Shiny dark pearls (black almost) of uniform dimensions deliver that nutty taste characterstic to sturgeon caviar, with a buttery texture to match. A truly sophisticated and unmatched caviar selection.


Economy Caviars:
For those that wish for that caviar taste without the high price.
Also is best for those that wish to have a selection of caviar available at their next event.
These are VERY colorful caviars.

Karshkovian Salmon Roe Keta Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/ketasalmon.jpg)
Storage: 28-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $95 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Keta Salmon Caviar is from the select roe of the Keta Salmon, which has very large eggs with a color that can range from bright red to brilliant orange. A traditional Russian delicacy.

Karshkovian Chum Salmon Roe Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/chum.jpg)
Storage: 29-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $65 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
This roe comes from the most prized "chum" salmon. Its giant natural-colored succulent eggs are surprisingly mild. Best served with sour cream or cream cheese.

Karshkovian Golden Whitefish Roe Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/goldenwhite.jpg)
Storage: 29-32 F
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $59 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
This colorful item - it is a lovely golden color - has a crunchy, delicious flavor that it is only lightly salted. Often said it looks like tapioca pudding.

Karshkovian Red Capelin Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/Redcap.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 4-6 Weeks
Price $70 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Originally hailing from the Northern Seas, Red Capelin caviar is usually served as an appetizer, hors d’oeuvre, or side dish.

Karshkovian Red Lumpfish Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/redlump.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 Years Unopened
Price $80 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
This caviar comes from the Lumpfish, a round and lumpy blue fish that is found in the South Seas between January and September. This Karshkovian caviar is small, the roe is dyed red and kind of pops in your mouth as your bite in. Usually served as an appetizer, hors d’oeuvre, or side dish.

Karshkovian Tobico Black Capelin Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/tobicocap.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated or Frozen
Shelf Life: 1 month Refrigerated, 6 months frozen
Price $85 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Tobico is the roe of the flying fish. Although made popular by its use in asian sushi cuisine, tobico actually hails from Karshkovia. The roe is dyed and flavored, so its culinary uses are endless. Tobico Capelin Caviar Black is dyed an intense black color, perfect for attention-grabbing garnishing.

Karshkovian Tobico Golden Capelin Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/tobicogold.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated or Frozen
Shelf Life: 1 month Refrigerated, 6 months frozen
Price $85 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Tobico is the roe of the flying fish. Although made popular by its use in asian sushi cuisine, tobico actually hails from Karshkovia. The roe is dyed and flavored, so its culinary uses are endless. Golden Tobico is dyed a lovely pearlescent golden color, perfect for garnishing. So beautiful you'll just want to look at it for hours and at this price, you can!

Karshkovian Tobico Orange Capelin Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/tobicoorange.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated or Frozen
Shelf Life: 1 month Refrigerated, 6 months frozen
Price $85 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Tobico is the roe of the flying fish. Although made popular by its use in asian sushi cuisine, tobico actually hails from Karshkovia. The roe is dyed and flavored, so its culinary uses are endless. Orange Tobico is dyed a pretty orange color, perfect for garnishing. This caviar is dramatic, flamboyant and refreshing.

Karshkovian Tobico Red Capelin Caviar (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/tobicored.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated or Frozen
Shelf Life: 1 month Refrigerated, 6 months frozen
Price $85 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Tobico is the roe of the flying fish. Although made popular by its use in asian sushi cuisine, tobico actually hails from Karshkovia. The roe is dyed and flavored, so its culinary uses are endless. Tobico Capelin Caviar Red is dyed a beautiful red color, perfect for attention-grabbing garnishing.

Karshkovian Tobico Capelin Caviar Wasabi (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/caviar/wasabi.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated or Frozen
Shelf Life: 1 month Refrigerated, 6 months frozen
Price $120 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Tobico is the roe of the flying fish. Although made popular by its use in asian sushi cuisine, tobico actually hails from Karshkovia. Wasabi Tobico is a fiery addition to any Wasabi sushi dish. This flying fish roe is small, but it is produced in a wide array of flavors.


Gourmet Items:
For those that are looking to round out their selections and garnishes at their next event.


Karshkovian Mini Toasts (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/frenchtoast.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 1 year
Price $52 for a packet of 24
Description:
The perfect companion for many of our gourmet products. You'll delight in the satisfying crunch contrasting with the smooth textures of our delicious creamy cheeses. Scoop some caviar and crème fraîche for luxurious flavors; slice some smooth and smoky smoked salmon and you'll be in heaven. The possibilities with this versatile product are almost infinite.

Karshkovian Hand-Made Mini Russian Blini (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/blini.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated
Shelf Life: 3-5 Weeks
Price $105 for 360 (10 packs of 36)
Description:
Having Karshkovian caviar without our authentic and handmade Russian blini would be absolutely sacrilegious. These small and flat savory buckwheat pancakes are the ideal accompaniment to our sophisticated caviars and fabulous cheeses, to enjoy the luxury in all its true classic perfection. Made by expert Karshkovian cooks, with years of imbued experience in the art of traditional Russian cookery, they are as close to being to the Motherland as we can get you. Top them with some crème fraiche, and splat a dollop of caviar for a most indulgent gastronomic experience. Package contains 36 mini-sized blini and is vacuum packed. Follow cooking instructions on package.

Karshkovian Creme Fraiche (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/creme.jpg)
Storage: Refrigerated
Shelf Life: 30 Days
Price $90 for 12 x 8.0 oz bowls
Description:
Rich, smooth and tangy, crème fraiche ("krem") is simple matured cream. This delicate yet flavorful product is similar to sour cream, with tanginess and nutty flavors. Crème fraîche is the staple companion for caviar, smoked salmon, and many other gourmet products.

SECTION 4: Truffles and More!

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Truffles are difficult to find and very expensive as a result! In 1994, black truffles sold for $350 to $500 a pound. In the Karshkovia, edible truffles are collected in the high forests and only available during certain times of year.

Truffle prices listed below can only be guaranteed for orders shipped the current or following week. If you place an order for a requested future date, the price charged for the truffle will be the currently prevailing price for that week. With all fresh truffle products you are charged based on the actual weight shipped. Please note that we cannot guarantee delivery dates for truffles. All orders are subject to market availability. If you have any questions about ordering, please contact us via TM


Karshkovian Black Truffles (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/trufblack.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated in rice
Shelf Life: 1-2 weeks
Price $3,840 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Trifolai (truffle hunters) delve deep into the forests of Karshkovia to find these fresh Winter Black truffles, a highly sought-after delicacy prized by chefs and food lovers alike. Incomparable in flavor and aroma, brush carefully and peel these tuberose gems and then slice over dishes to release their full potency. Create the most aromatic black truffle omelets, go traditional with a delicious steak with black truffle sauce, or create wild dishes like black truffle mashed potatoes (so easy, just mash white potatoes, add some butter, half and half and truffle oil, chop in some black truffle and serve).

Karshkovian White Truffles (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/trufwhite.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated in rice
Shelf Life: 1-2 weeks
Price $9,208 for 1000 Grams (35.2 oz)
Description:
Karshkovian White Truffles are a prized ingredient in kitchens everywhere, valued for their intoxicating and penetrating garlicky aroma. White truffles are almost never cooked, since the bulk of their flavor lies in the strong scent. You will just slice them thinly (don’t forget the truffle slicer!) and use them to finish off a preparation. The heat of the dish will bring out the intense aroma of the winter white truffle for a fabulous effect.


Misc products:
For those that are looking to round out their selections and garnishes at their next event.

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Karshkovian Double Devon Cream (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/creme.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated
Shelf Life: 30 days
Price $75 for 12 x 6.0 oz containers
Description:
Also known as clotted cream, this Karshkovian Double Devon Cream is named after the lush green cove where the cows whose milk is used to make this cream graze. Our Double Devon Cream has been made exclusively from the herds of 41 farmhouse cooperatives in South Karshkovia using traditional hand-churning methods for decades. Thick and smooth, this opulent cream is the perfect spread for hot scones and English muffins, spongy cakes, and delicious when used to top strawberries.

Beurre De Baratte (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/baratte.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated
Shelf Life: 21 days
Price $140 for 12 x 8.8 oz packages
Description:
Deliciously creamy and a little caramelized, this fresh cream has a rich golden color and smooth texture. The "Baratte" process constitutes of separating the milk, spinning the heaviest part into a creamy and thick consistency, and later re injecting the butter with cream, for a decadent and sumptuous texture and flavor.

Goat's Milk Butter (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/GMB.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated
Shelf Life: 14 days
Price $100 for 6 x 8.8 oz packages (NOTE: Pre-Order item. May take up to 3 weeks to create item.)
Description:
This intensely-flavored butter is made from goats milk, with an authentic rural flavor. This wonderful product is produced entirely by hand on barrel-shaped churns by the century old manufacturer using a family recipe they jealously guard. The lovely handwoven basket makes for a beautiful and unique presentation, and the butter has a particular "nutty" flavor.


Echire Butter In A Basket (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/echire.jpg)
Storage: refrigerated
Shelf Life: 30 days
Price $200 for 8 x 8.8 oz baskets
Description:
Known as one of the best butters in Karshkovia, Echire butter is served in the finest dining establishments (which is why Karshkovians covet this butter and keep 90% of the production within Karshkovia). This sophisticated butter has won may international awards, and is produced mostly by hand. A light texture, light salting and subtle flavor make this butter just about divine. Its in its traditional lovely basket packaging.

Karshkovian Acacia Honey (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/Honey.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 Years
Price $100 for 2 x 17.5 oz bottles
DPR: 40 Million (includes 10,000 bees, 10 queens, multiple bee hives, instructions on how to raise bees for best honey production)
Description:
100% All natural honey from Karshkovias rare honey bees. A highly sought after honey that is light and very sweet. Pair it with our creamy butters and fruity jams for a sweet good morning or a lovely afternoon.

Karshkovian Apricot Preserves (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/apro.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 Years
Price $50 for 12 x 16 oz bottles
Description:
Spread away with these delicious preserves from Karshkovia. Made using all-natural ingredients, this sweet jam has many culinary uses. Feel adventurous? Bake some homemade scones and spread this preserve with creamy butter. Entertaining? Try Brie lined with preserves and almonds, covered in puff pastry and baked for 15 minutes for a twist on the classic Baked Brie in Puff Pastry.

Assorted Karshkovian Jams, set of Three (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/jams.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 Years
Price $50 for any of the following combinations
apricot - sour cherry - raspberry
forest berries - strawberry - sour cherry
blueberry - strawberry - raspberry
forest berries - sour cherry - raspberry
blueberry - choke cherry - lingonberry
lingonberry - raspberry - strawberry

Description:
From Karshkovia's heartland comes this exclusive collection of jams. Pick from any of our four sets of three different and delightful speads. Maybe you're feeling "berry sour" today, so go for the Forest Berries, Sour Cherry and Raspberry collection. Feeling "very berry"? Get our Blueberry, Strawberry and Raspberry collection. Don't worry, with all-natural, preservative-free and utterly spreadable jellies, you can't go wrong. Set of three.

Karshkovian Black Currant Preserves (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/currant.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 Years
Price $60 for 12 x 16 oz bottles
Description:
A jam dark as night, with a flavor as intense. Dense and sweet, this is for those who enjoy the strong berry flavor of black currants combined with a delicate sweetness. No preservatives, all natural.

Karshkovian Herbs of Provence (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/herbs.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: N/A
Price $100 for 10 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
The freshest of thyme, savory, rosemary, bay and basil make an aromatic bouquet perfect to infuse dishes with a fragrant dash of Karshovian countryside flavor. This traditional assortment of herbs are a classic to stock your pantry, used for centuries in traditional Provencals dishes. Use them to effortlessly flavor dishes, especially grilled or broiled preparations.

Karshkovian Dried Black Peppercorn (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/pepblack.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $105 for 12 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
This is actually a green peppercorn that has been laid out to dry in the sun until it turns black, and shrivels up. It delivers a much spicier kick, with the strongest flavor of all, hot yet complexly sweet. Use to flavor sauces, meats and fish

Karshkovian Dried Green Peppercorn (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/pepgreen.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $325 for 12 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
At one point in history Karshkovian's used peppercorn as currency. Peppercorns are still a valuable culinary commodity. Green peppercorns have a fresh and less pungent flavor, with hints of fruitiness. They are used for most savory recipes, and certain very specific ones, like canard poele, fish terrine, and avocado salads.

Karshkovian Dried Mixed Peppercorn (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/pepmix.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $288 for 12 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
Our spicy medley of provocatively flavorful dried peppercorns, including spicy and pungent black, smooth white peppercorn, mild pink and pretty pink peppercorn, and the subtle green peppercorn. Use it to season a variety of dishes, to add some spiciness and kick.

Karshkovian Dried Pink Peppercorn (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/peppink.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $414 for 12 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
Pink peppercorns are the dried berries of an imported rose plant. It is appropriately rose-colored and delivers bitter, pine-like flavor. They are pungent, yet remarkably sweet. Use as a garnish of use to make flavorful and colorful sauces.

Karshkovian Dried White Peppercorn (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/pepwhite.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $105 for 12 x 1000 Gram packages
Description:
When allowed to reach full maturity and ripen on the vine, it is categorized as a while peppercorn. It actually has a naturally brown-red skin, that once removed reveals a light tan-colored skin, very smooth with a mild flavor, less spicy than other varieties. Especially brilliant when used for seasoning white sauces.

Karshkovian All Natural Sea Salt (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/seasalt.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 years
Price $187 for 12 x 7.0 oz Bags
Description:
The most sophisticated and refined of all salts, Karshkovian sea salt is a prized culinary ingredient. Gathered exclusively from the Isle of Val, in the South Seas this rare salt crystallizes on beautiful dry days, producing this naturally white, low sodium crystals, that are gathered by hand, delicately and with utmost care. Use this precious grains sparingly, as this is a treasured ingredient. In a beautiful and authentic linen bag.

Karshkovian Saffron Mancha Category I Powder (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/s1.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 4 years
Price $5,000 for 40.0 oz
Description:
From a country known for its fiery people, we bring you a condiment much like them. This exotic spice, saffron, beautiful in color and flavor, has been crushed to a powder and is an ideal condiment to add a little color and spice to your dishes. Imported from Asian traders centuries ago, this spice is still hand picked by the same families that imported it so many years ago. Sprinkle in rice and risotto for a visually striking, brilliant gustatory experience that will play with your palate without overwhelming it. This is labeled category I, the best quality saffron we offer.

Karshkovian Saffron Mancha Category III Powder (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/misc/s3.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 4 years
Price $2,000 for 40.0 oz
Description:
The worlds most expensive spice, saffron is the stigma from a small purple plant which only produces three stigmas, which are hand-picked and dried carefully. Chefs are wild for this flavorful and colorful spice, heady and supremely aromatic. Use this fiery-yellow beauty for authentic Bouillabaisse, an exquisite Paella, or a sublime risotto. It will add potent flavors and intense color to dishes. Saffron is placed into four categories according to color, flavor, and aroma, with strict international standards. This more inexpensive variety of saffron is great for bigger dishes. It is grade Category III. Store in an airtight container in a cool, dark place.


Fine Chocolates and Sweets:
With over 40 different gourmet chocolate varieties, the Green Thumb is the only place to buy gourmet chocolates in the NS World! Uncover the secrets of effective negotiations by giving Karshkovian gourmet chocolates. All products for sale here at the Green Thumb Storefront meet the strictest importation and quality standards. Your satisfaction is our number one priority

Candied Lemon or Orange Peel in dark chocolate (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/lemonpeel.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $200 for 10 x 1lb packages
Description:
Naturally sweetened lemon and orange peels wrapped in mouthwatering dark chocolate, this is a favorite of the Prime Minister and sure to be a hit at your next gathering.

Dark Chocolate Assortment (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/dca.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $400 for 10 x 1.5lb packages
Description:
Bitter and sweet, such is life, and such is dark chocolate. This lovely ballotin gift box is choc-full of delicious assorted dark chocolate pieces, and will dazzle your palate (and other's - if you can bear to share, that is).

Milk Chocolate Assortment (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/mca.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $400 for 10 x 1.5lb packages
Description: Delicious and creamy milk chocolate is the key ingredient in this well balanced and representative selection of fresh butter creams, Ganaches with fresh cream, Pralinés and Soft Caramel centers, all in milk chocolate covering. Delivered in a beautiful gold ballotin box, this is a perfect gift for visiting ambassadors.


Karshkovian Chocolates in Silver, Gold, or Platinum Tin (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/vdc.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $20,000 for a 24-piece package
Description:
This is an exclusive collection of Karshkovian Chocolates, each with their own distinct flavor and personality.

Tri Color, with three layer of chocolate in honey flavored praline
Cappuccino, dark chocolate with cocoa paste and hazelnut and cappuccino filling topped with white chocolate
Flan Praline, a delicious custard-tart praline filling with white chocolate and milk chocolate topping
Sao Tome, exotic dark chocolate with pure Sao Tome cacao ganache filling (72%)
Pure Praline, a classic of the hazelnut praline filling dipped in milk chocolate
Myrtille, intense dark chocolate filled with a refreshing blueberry ganache.

This is for that very special person in your life as the tin containing the chocolates is made from the pure metal of you choice (Gold, Silver, or Platinum) and each chocolate is wrapped in foil made from that metal. These tins are shipped to you refrigerated as to keep the chocolate as fresh as possible and prevent any melting. Limit 1,000 tins per customer as we have a very limited amount of these available.

Les Coupes de Karshka (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/lcd.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $300 for 10 x 50-piece packages
Description:
A superb assortment of chocolate “cups” filled with delicious and surprising ganache and toppings. Perfect for staff or ambassador's wives.

Includes:
Lait D’ Amande: filled with almond-milk ganache, marzipan and white chocolate and topped with milk chocolate flakes.
Lait de Coco: dark chocolate filled with coconut milk and white chocolate and topped with flakes of coconut.
Praline Croquant: dark chocolate milk chocolate filled with caramelized nuts.
Tiramisu: a milk chocolate cup filled with brown-sugar biscuit praline, Tiramisu and Amaretto-flavored ganache, topped with Amaretti crystals.
Truffe Maracuja: milk chocolate filled with passion fruit-flavored dark and milk chocolate and topped with tiny violets in sugar.

Liqueurs Collection (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/liqueurscollection.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $200 for 10 x 1lb packages
Description:
Pure deep dark chocolate envelops these tipsy little pralines. You can try all our spirits, from Armagnac, mandarin, napoleon, Williams pear, rum, whiskey, grand Marnier, cointreau and vodka. Not exactly a night of bar hopping, but definitely good fun. Will definitely liven up trade negotiations!

Candied Fruit Jellies (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/cf.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $150 for 10 x 1lb packages
Description:
Sugary, chewy and colorful, these mixed candies in the shape of whimsical fruits like green apples, pears, strawberries, pineapples and tangerines are made with real fruit juice into the traditional French confectionery "fruit pate" or "fruit paste". Slightly chewy and packed with true fruit flavor, these sugary sweet treats will definitely fill that "sweet tooth" in daily diet.

Pearl Truffle Collection (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/pt.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $210 for 10 x 1lb packages
Description:
Perfect for those who love chocolate that isn't sickly-sweet. These cocoa-dusted round truffle are ideal to pop in your mouth and munch away you sorrows. Made with the finest Belgian chocolate and delivered in the signature gift wrapped ballotin box. 1lb delivers 32 pieces.

White Chocolate Covered Cherries in Liqueur (http://myweb.cableone.net/bschott/chocolate/ccc.jpg)
Storage: Room Temperature
Shelf Life: 2 months
Price $200 for 10 x 1lb packages
Description:
It begins when you bite in and break into the sweet white chocolate shell. Sweet red wine liquor explodes like a waterfall in your mouth, as you chew away at the whole cherry inside, and sweet, and tart meld together. Indescribable. All we say it: don't miss out.

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hemegony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 5, Maximum Encryption
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia
To: The Green Thumb
Subject: The Green Thumb Purchase

Stoklomolvi has noticed of this marijuana storefront, and we must say, we are very surprised at the marijuana sales. Stoklomolvi wishes to purchase 10,000 tonnes of medical marijuana for however much it may cost. We wish to inquire as to the effectiveness of this marijuana, and as such wish to first try out 10,000 tonnes before purchasing in bulk.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

OOC: Cool, but the prices... I mean, these are higher than you find at a street dealer in nations where MJ is illegal. And each dealer in the chain often doubles the price.
Bulk prices IMHO should be a good deal lower, as much as 4-10 times maybe. And perhaps introduce slightly greater cost differences.

ooc: thank you for that. I have updated accordingly.

Return Communications
Encryption Level 5, Maximum Encryption


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Office of Foreign Relations
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia

To: Commissar Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich, Minister Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Subject: The Green Thumb Purchase

Greetings to our Esteemed Friends of the Mighty Stoklomolvi Nation,

My dearest friends, due to your great help to our country in it's time of need, I have been authorized by the Prime Minister to send you 10,000 Tonnes of the following types of Marijuana at a 50% Discount as a show of our friendship. If you decide to purchase any continued supplies or Domestic Production Rights, well will be happy to give you a large discount as well for that purchase. We have included various levels of Medical Marijuana for your testing purposes.

2 Million Tonnes Each:

Mild Medical:
B-52 - $2.98 Billion

Medium Medical:
Karshka - $2.8 Billion
Northern Lights - $4 Billion

Strong Medical:
White Widow - $6 Billion
Ice - $6 Billion

Sub-Total: $21.78 Billion Universal Standard Dollars

Total with 50% Discount: $10.89 Billion Universal Standard Dollars

Expect delivery within 6 Months.

Signed,
Vasili Gorchev
Director
Office of Foreign Affairs

Store is now open for business!

Updated pricing for a few obvious errors. Adding Caviar and misc products Sections soon.

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hemegony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 5, Maximum Encryption
Office of Foreign Relations
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia
To: The Green Thumb
Subject: RE: The Green Thumb Purchase

Stoklomolvi will pay $11 billion for a round number. Money has been wired to your account. For practical and professional purposes, domestic usage inside Stoklomolvi will rename your products for easy mark-up and stockpiling.
B-52 | MM-1
Karshka | MM-2
Northern Lights | MM-3
White Widow | MM-4
Ice | MM-5
Stoklomolvi thanks you graciously for your kindness, and we will find a way to return the favour soon. Thank you.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

Update- Caviar section added (not completed)

Misc section completed.

Massive update.

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OOC: Please stop bumping this every few hours, it won't make everyone flock to you. Five bumps in a row is too much, if people don't respond, they're not interested. It's considered good etiquette to only bump storefronts when it has been a long time, at least a few days, since last post. More often only when it's a time-critical thread. BTW, it's customary to explicitly approve sales, usually multiple at a time (strange that you bumped but not approved the Stoklomovian sale). Just as much as "Orders by Stoklomovi, Nationia, etc, etc approved.

On the sale - Don't bother checking my budgets, it's not a government purchase anyway. Yes, MJ is legal here as is anything except for severe violence. More in the TG.


IC:
Leonardo Salvatore,
on behalf of Senor Salvatore and Salvatore Family,
New Reno

Due to the depletion of stockpiles in our Family's bar and dealer chains, and clientele interest in exotic brands, we would like to make a bulk purchase of three popular strains and five of your more special offerings.

The order includes:
Purple Power People Eater, 200 tonnes at $1600/kg
Big Bud, 200 tonnes at $1550/kg
Buddha, 100 tonnes at $1000/kg
(N$730 million)
White Widow, 40 tonnes at $3000/kg
Ice, 40 tonnes at $6000/kg
Blue Mystic, 40 tonnes at $3400/kg
Haze, 40 tonnes at $2700/kg
Blueberry Surprise, 40 tonnes at $5000/kg
(N$804 million)
At total cost of N$1,457,300,000 after discount.

Our An-150 transports will take off and the payment will be wired as soon as the order is confirmed and the shipment is prepared.

OOC: Thank you for your input. I stated when an update was made, which is standard for any store I have seen. I was also in the process (literally writing) a new section when I refreshed a second open window on that thread and saw Stoklomovi post but was busy finishing the section I was on. (Hence I didn't approve right away, I posted the new section, replied to your post as it was quick, created the approval, then created the 'upgrade' post, and then corrected an error on my reply to Stoklomovi). Haven't received your TG...sorry. Thanks for the suggestions before though.




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Office of Foreign Relations
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia





Greetings to you Leonardo Salvatore from the People of Karshkovia,

Your order, listed below is approved and landing clearance has been issued for your aircraft. All landing, loading, parking, facility, and takeoff fees have been waived.

Purple Power People Eater $1600/kg x 200 tonnes
Big Bud 1550/kg x 200 tonnes
Buddha $1000/kg x 100 tonnes
White Widow $3000/kg x 40 tonnes
Ice $6000/kg x 40 tonnes
Blue Mystic $3400/kg x 40 tonnes
Haze $2700/kg x 40 tonnes
Blueberry Surprise $5000/kg x 40 tonnes

Total cost $1,457,300,000 Universal Standard Dollars

Expect product to be ready for shipping within 4 Months.

Signed,
Vasili Gorchev
Director
Office of Foreign Affairs

A message from Alexander Kazansky

I wish to make a simple order:

I will wire to you 1 billion dollars of money, which I earned from the profits of the Confederate Banking Corporation from its Wagdian gold. I request that you select and send me a variety of gourmet foods, caviar, and marijuana from your finest stocks to this value. I plan to have an immense party on the next Allanean Good Business Day, and must have as much stuff for me and my friends as you can possibly manage to purchase. Large amounts of salmon caviar must be present within the order, as it is my favorite caviar [I love it even more than the black] and because it will be distributed in the streets to random Allaneans and visitors of Liberty-City. I also want to receive large amounts of various Karshkovian jams and chocolates, as I have quite the sweet tooth. Please feel free to throw in whatever other drugs, foods, etc. you like, and I will be most happy to receive all your services at my party.

Thank you for your help in advance.

Sincerely yours,
Alex

OOC: Awesome storefront, dude.

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Office of Foreign Relations
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia




Greetings Alexander Kazansky,


We were happy to receive your order and it is approved however we found it more than a simple order. Our planning committee did have some fun in planning your party.

First we started with some High Quality marijuana for the discerning guests:
White Widow - 10 Tonnes - $30 Million
Ice - 10 Tonnes - $60 Million

We then followed up with some fruity flavored, mild marijuana:
Blueberry Surprise - 10 Tonnes - $50 Million
Bubblegum - 10 Tonnes - $50 Million

After this, we decided that you probably would need a large amount of Marijuana that would still allow people to be functional after smoking:
Buddha - 100 Tonnes - $100 Million
Tropical Maui Waui - 100 Tonnes - $130 Million

For those guests looking for a serious high we have included some mild Hashish; good all around Hash for the beginners and casual users:
Honey Hashish - 2 Tonnes - $58 Million
Slate Hashish - 2 Tonnes - $63 Million

Then we decided that you would want a large amount of caviar. To that end we selected the following for all your various guests:
Salmon Roe Keta Caviar - 100 Tonnes - $9.5 Million
Chum Salmon Roe Caviar - 100 Tonnes - $6.5 Million
Assorted Caviar for Large State Events Package
100 Tonnes of each of the 6 Caviars at $60/Kilo - $36 Million
Karshkovian Assorted Sturgeon Caviar for Large State Events Package
90 Tonnes of Premium Caviar at $4000/kilo (a steal!) = $360 Million

Now we can't suggest caviar without something to spread it on or to use with it, so we have suggested the following:
Karshkovian Mini Toasts 1 Million packages of 24 - $5.2 Million
Karshkovian Hand-Made Mini Russian Blini -1 Million packs of 36 blinis - $1.05 Million
Karshkovian Creme Fraiche - 1.2 Million 8oz bowls - $9 Million
Karshkovian Double Devon Cream 1.2 Million 6oz containers - $7.5 Million
Assorted Karshkovian Jams for State Events Package - 300,000 assorted jars - $5 Million
Karshkovian Acacia Honey - 20,000 17.5 oz bottles - $1 Million

Finally, for those very special guests we have a special treat:
Karshkovian Black Truffles - 1 Tonne - $4.84 Million
Karshkovian White Truffles - 1 Tonne - $10.208 Million

Special Total Price: $1 Billion Universal Standard Dollars

Expect delivery within 5 Months.

Signed,
Vasili Gorchev
Director
Office of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Wow. You're awesome. I can't believe you would put so much work into your response. Thank you so much. A detailed post describing the party proper will follow soon.

OOC: Wow. You're awesome. I can't believe you would put so much work into your response. Thank you so much. A detailed post describing the party proper will follow soon.

ooc: My pleasure. It was quite fun and the significant other had a blast planning it out. Keep us in mind for any future events!

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*VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL*

The Green Thumb is pleased to bring you this year's Valentine's Day Special. We have just finished adding our chocolate section to the store and decided to celebrate the holiday of love, we would show our love for your business by giving all orders a 10% discount on top of any discount they normally would receive! This limited time discount is only available until the 14th of February so act fast!

We also are going to bring something unique to our customers this year: A very limited edition of our famous Karshkovian Assorted Chocolates tinned in a a pure Silver, Gold, or Platinum container with each chocolate individually wrapped in foil made from your chosen metal. If you wish, you may have a name engraved or a seal embedded into the container's lid, and/or an inscription (a phrase to a short letter in length) written on the inside. We offer this in either engraving or electroplated lettering with a contrasting precious metal. Special orders are accepted.

Buy now for that very special person or persons in your life! Act soon as this is only available for a limited time!

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Stoklomolvi Secretariat of State
7656 Hemegony Drive, Administrative Compound, Office Complex 7C, Hallway 52L, Room 89
Vladistov, Stoklomolvi

Encryption Level 5, Maximum Encryption
Office of Foreign Relations
Presidential Palace
Zostar, Karshkovia
To: The Green Thumb
Subject: The Green Thumb Purchase

Stoklomolvi wishes to thank the Green Thumb for providing its medical marijuana for our use, which accomplished its goals magnificently. As such, we wish to purchase $800 billion including all discounts worth of the previous medical marijuana groups, namely MM-1, MM-2, MM-3, MM-4, and MM-5. These funds will be deducted from our government waste budget. In response to your recent Valentine's Day specials, we wish to inquire the prices for 300 boxes of Silver containers, 150 boxes of Gold containers, and 25 boxes of Platinum containers. In addition, the Commissar wishes to purchase 3 kilogrammes of Karshkovian Black Caviare and 2 kilogrammes of Karshkovian White Truffles, to be deducted from his personal account. In total, our purchases come down to:
$800,000,000,000 (discounts included) worth of medical marijuana
300 Silver chocolates, 150 Gold chocolates, 25 Platinum chocolates
$15,384 Karshkovian Black Caviare
$18,416 Karshkovian White Truffles

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Signed,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
The Commissar of Stoklomolvi

ooc: actually the price is listed in section 4 if you wanted to modify your post. any box would be $20,000 each reguardless of metal used. All metal is directly from karshkovian mines.

OOC: will post reply in this spot tomorrow morning.

To The Owner of The Green Thumb Store,

I would like to make a purchase for an upcoming holiday, which is newly created because of recent events. We would like to purchase the following:

Karshka
Total Amount: 1,000 Kilos
Price: 1,400,000 USDs

1,400
x1,000
0,000
00,000
000,000
1,400,000
+1,400,000

AK-47
Total Amount: 1,000
Price: 1,400,000 USDs

1,400
x1,000
1,400,000

Aurora Indica
Total Amount: 1,000
Price: 1,520,000 USDs

1,000
x1,520
0,000
2,000
500,000
+1,000,000
1,520,000

Big Bud
Total Amount: 1,000 Kilos
Price: 1,550,000 USDs

Blue Mistic
Total Amount: 1,000 Kilos
Price: 3,400,00 USDs

Bubblegum
Total Amount: 1,000 Kilos
Price: 5,000,000 USDs

Karshkovian Primero Hash
Total Amount: 1,000 Slabs
Price: 2,400,000 USDs

Karshokovian Slate Hash
Total Amount: 1,000 Slabs
Price: 2,100,000 USDs

Karshkovian Black Caviar
Total Amount: 35.2 oz
Price:5,128 USDs

Karshkovian Classic Caviar
Total Amount: 35.2 oz
Price: 4,255 USDs

Candied Lemon or Orange Peel in dark chocolate
Total Amount: 40 lbs
Price: 16,000 USDs

That is my order for the Living Day Homeland Festival. I shall be back in not to long to supply my diplomatic party for Living Day. I will love the Candied Lemon or Orange Peel in dark chocolate despite the fact they look like dog feces.

President and Brigader John Batther

That is my order for the Living Day Homeland Festival. I shall be back in not to long to supply my diplomatic party for Living Day. President and Brigader John Batther

Approved

Your order of $18,795,383 is accepted. Expect delivery within 6 months.

These funds will be deducted from our government waste budget. In response to your recent Valentine's Day specials, we wish to inquire the prices for 300 boxes of Silver containers, 150 boxes of Gold containers, and 25 boxes of Platinum containers. In addition, the Commissar wishes to purchase 3 kilogrammes of Karshkovian Black Caviare and 2 kilogrammes of Karshkovian White Truffles, to be deducted from his personal account. In total, our purchases come down to:
$800 Billion (discounts included) worth of medical marijuana
300 Silver chocolates, 150 Gold chocolates, 25 Platinum chocolates x $20,000 each = $9.5 Million
$15,384 Karshkovian Black Caviare
$18,416 Karshkovian White Truffles


Your order of $800,009,533,800 is Approved Expect a rush delivery within the next day or so for your valentines day chocolates, and the MM will be delivered within 9 months.

OOC: Karsh can I just assume that the stuff made it to Greston, Living Day was actually made right after I called off the nukes, so that has been a pretty long day, meaing from the RL day I posted the initial firing all the way to cancelling them was one day specifically for.

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From The Bushdome Goverment

The goverment of Bushdome wishes to buy:

The DPR of Haze
$29 Million

The DPR of White Haze
$50 Million

Total cost: $79 Million

When can we expect the porducts to be delivered? We will wire the money to you as soon as we have the purchase confirmed.

To The Bushdome Goverment

Your order of The DPR of Haze and White Haze with a total cost of $79 Million was APPROVED

Expect fulfillment of the order within two months.

OOC: A whole bunch of messages, hopefully this is not yet dead:

IC:

Official Message of Allanean Pharmaceuticals, Incorporated

We wish to purchase DPR for the Karska Border Hash and Karska Chara, 49 million wired upon confirmation.

Message from Alexander KAzansky:

I would like to negotiate a special deal. Namely, I would like to have a constant stream of various Karshkovian sweets, drugs, and so forth coming into my palace, of various kinds, for my parties and celebrations.

At a bare minimum, I wish to receive, every year]:

100 tins of chocolates [gold/silver/platinum]
100 milk chocolate assortments
10 kilograms of various Tobico caviar
10 kilograms of Karshkovian original black caviar
100 kilograms of Karshkovian Red Lumpfish Caviar
10 kilograms of Karshkovian Ice Hash
3,600 Karshkovian hand-made Blini
120,000 bottles of Karshkovian black currant preserves [given their shelf life, I obviously can't eat all of them before they run out, so I'll be distributing them to random employees at my various businesses or the Allanean government, or at my parties].
120,000 bottles of Karshkovian Apricot Preserves [see above]
2,000 bottles of Karshkovian Acacia Honey [see above]


The total cost will come out to $3,622,975 wevery year. I hope this satisfies you.