NationStates Jolt Archive

*Background with a pic of Picard facepalming appears (http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg)*
FACT: All Third Spanish States TVs are in the Internets!
*Drumbeat*
*Bananaphone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I) starts to play*
*Flash*
http://www.verysmalldoses.com/images/posts/TheInternet.jpg
*Image pans horizontally in the slideshow*
http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/serious.jpg
*Another slide of Image*
http://www.stippy.com/wp/wp-content/zuploads/2007/08/internet-series-of-tubes.jpg
*Slides again*
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/-/bush_internets.jpg
*Background of marijuana leaves appear with the title in the middle*
Anonymous Presents
After teaching Scientologists to never step in Third Spanish States again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ)
*Another slideshow*
http://mac.honan.net/uploaded_images/orly-750116.jpg
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yawai-49862.jpg
*drumbeat and music stops*
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/953/4chantvst8.gif


Now you are about to watch:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/fairbanksf/Stuff/larp.jpg
The Roleplaying Show


(OOC: I'm writing up something more solid after this graphical presentation, get ready for the LULZ as I'll start writing the story of LARPers and Lightning Bolts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmvFK02jY8&feature=related). Oh, and I had this idea a month ago (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=1590&view=findpost&p=2717762), but don't worry, I won't make threads of the other two infamous channels. It's a price to pay for absolute freedom of speech and for TV broadcasting to be so cheap in Third Spanish States)

... This need to be somehwere...else.

(OOC: More on the way, just posting it progressively to show this is more than just images. But for now I'll post on more serious threads, but don't worry, I'll continue depicting the programming of 4chan TV and, also, of course, everything will be PG13 friendly)

Autumn, Saturday, City of Tucker, in a typical apartment

The man was with her wife sitting down on a comfortable brown sofa, from where a large computer display showing the image of the desktop of a computer where there was a cursor into the URL field of a Firefox browser, such was the typical "Television" in Third Spanish States as all channels were accessed through the Internet. Having nothing better to do, with a sense of boredom tingling on his mind, he decided to type, using a wireless keyboard he brought near the sofa, as her wife yawned, almost sleeping on the sofa. He typed "http://www.4chantv.tss" and pressed the "Enter" key, he was a bit worried about what would appear there, as all his friends advised him to never access such Internet TV channel for several reasons, claiming it was the worst thing to ever be created, the place that should he witness, he would be glad to watch a 3 hours documentary about a the movements of a slug instead. Soon the plugin started to load as he pressed "ALT+ENTER" to start the fullscreen mode. A small note on the upper right of the corner stated: "Standard LIVE Programming, click here to change", as like all channels, people could choose what to watch instead of watching the Live programs. Another small hyperlinked text on its upper left was labelled as "LIVE Chat Room" but the screen was still black as his 768k connection was still streaming and buffering the video. But soon an image appeared static, it seemed to be some forest... and a small tag on the top center of the screen indicated the name of the program: "The Roleplaying Show". He simply started to look at the image curiously as the events and nature of that program started to unravel:

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It was in the forests of Bacconi woods, in a clearing among several woods that a overweight teenager of greasy black hair and brown eyes was with his camera, he was stepping over a slab of stone as he adjusted it to record the scene. There were about 8 teenagers around, all dressed in medieval "clothes". One of them, a male, had an "armor" built of cardboard boxes painted in black, with a cooking pan painted in black as his "helmet", his right hand wielding a plastic black sword and his left hand wielding a cardboard buckler also painted in black. He had some heavy make up on his face of black liner and overall goth style...