Castilla y Belmonte
26-01-2008, 18:22
OOC: In honor of all the horrible sex RPs on II.
Prince Arturo put the p in PIMP. He radiated this fact through the way he walked, the way he talked and especially the way he dressed. The party he was going was one of those usual, cheap university parties in some rich boy's house and Prince Arturo was going in style. His blue zip suit failed to match with the purple feather parka, the 1930s-style hat with a feather in it and the two thousand dollar leather black shoes he was wearing. When he walked into the house everyone looked at him, and a skanky bitch approached him.
He looked at her up and down and said, 'Damn bitch, I wan't to hit you from behind.'
The girl laughed and retorted, 'You're going to have to prove that you're a real man first.'
Arturo chuckled and caught her by her right arm and dragged her to the bar. He picked up two beers, opened them with his eyelids and then handed her one. 'Did I mention, baby, that I have a ten inch long-rod penetrator in my pants?'
The girl's eyes widened and she said, 'WOW! Can I touch the self-sharpening tip?' Her arms caressed Arturo's right leg.
He was getting hard and he retorted, 'Bitch, shut the fuck up and follow me to the parent's room. We're gonna do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.'
The girl smiled and said, 'I don't watch the Dicovery channel. My satellite company only provides National Geographic and the Military Channel.'
Arturo's hard-on quickly dissipated, 'Fuck that corporatist propaganda. I´m going to find myself some other non-biased slut.'
Prince Arturo put the p in PIMP. He radiated this fact through the way he walked, the way he talked and especially the way he dressed. The party he was going was one of those usual, cheap university parties in some rich boy's house and Prince Arturo was going in style. His blue zip suit failed to match with the purple feather parka, the 1930s-style hat with a feather in it and the two thousand dollar leather black shoes he was wearing. When he walked into the house everyone looked at him, and a skanky bitch approached him.
He looked at her up and down and said, 'Damn bitch, I wan't to hit you from behind.'
The girl laughed and retorted, 'You're going to have to prove that you're a real man first.'
Arturo chuckled and caught her by her right arm and dragged her to the bar. He picked up two beers, opened them with his eyelids and then handed her one. 'Did I mention, baby, that I have a ten inch long-rod penetrator in my pants?'
The girl's eyes widened and she said, 'WOW! Can I touch the self-sharpening tip?' Her arms caressed Arturo's right leg.
He was getting hard and he retorted, 'Bitch, shut the fuck up and follow me to the parent's room. We're gonna do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.'
The girl smiled and said, 'I don't watch the Dicovery channel. My satellite company only provides National Geographic and the Military Channel.'
Arturo's hard-on quickly dissipated, 'Fuck that corporatist propaganda. I´m going to find myself some other non-biased slut.'