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Unofficial Announcement of Alexander Kazansky:

would like to invite the leadership of DoubleWideVille to an official meeting with me in the capital city of Allanea, Liberty-City. We will discuss such things as opportunities for trade and alliance between our nations, as well as the possibility for unilateral monetary support issued by the United States of Allanea to DoubleWideVille.

The meeting shall include the following:

1. The landing of the leader of DWV at the KHI private airport 200 miles outside the capital, a location from which he will be driven by executive limo to the palace of President Alexander Kazansky, Minas-Faerie [the Tower of Freedom].
2. President Kazansky and the leader of DWV [as well as those dignitaries accompanying him] will attend the premiere of Opera Royale's newest rendition of 'Ring of the Nibelungs', and view it from the Presidential box.
3. Dinner at the Allanean White House.
4. The conference proper.
5. Several days of varying entertainment for the honorable guests.

We await your leader's arrival.

SIC:

The secret service was still keeping an eye on DoubleWideVille. One spy was to sneak into the plane and stow away. The challenge was however getting there unnoticed.

SIC:

The secret service was still keeping an eye on DoubleWideVille. One spy was to sneak into the plane and stow away. The challenge was however getting there unnoticed.

We accept your magnamanous proposal. As such we have sent Rev Thompson to come there representing us.
He has full diplomatic rights to represent the current United Armed Revolutionary Party, who holds power while we transcend to elections for Emperor.
However, please know in advance that all planes that leave DoubleWideville are to be shot down, if the proper clearance is NOT given when returning to our airspace. All pilots and diplomats have been equipped with cyanide tablets in case of capture.

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Spy: Smeg! The representative is not going by plane. *sneaks out of plane and mugs one of the maintenance people and steals his uniform*

Response from Alexander Kazansky

As the leader of the United States, I refuse to negotiate with anyone other than the leader of DoubleWideVille. However do be aware that this is not intended as an insult, and that we arre already preparing vast amounts of gold to give DoubleWideVille upon the leader's arrival.

* * *

Upon the airport grounds, large amounts of armed security personnel from KHI prepared for the foreign leader's arrival, and large containers used for gold transport were shipped in from the offices of the nearby Mulligan Bank.

Cooks were already at work preparing exquisite meals.

The Allaneans waited.

Transmission to Allanea and Doublewideville from the Grecian and Lesbanian government:

We are aware of your beleifs and your anymosity with the South Lizasaurians, they, the Grand World Order, the Toori and many other nations allied with them are right one our border. We are fighting for every centimeter yet still they advance. We wish to open diplomatic relations and will offer intelligence and military aid against South Lizasauria.

South Lizasaurian spy: *picks up transmission* Damn! The Grecians are trying to get more allies, and I still need to find a way to get from DoubleWideVille to Allanea's dinner party! *forwards transmission back to nearest INTEL headquarters*

Response from Alexander Kazansky

As the leader of the United States, I refuse to negotiate with anyone other than the leader of DoubleWideVille. However do be aware that this is not intended as an insult, and that we arre already preparing vast amounts of gold to give DoubleWideVille upon the leader's arrival.

* * *

Upon the airport grounds, large amounts of armed security personnel from KHI prepared for the foreign leader's arrival, and large containers used for gold transport were shipped in from the offices of the nearby Mulligan Bank.

Cooks were already at work preparing exquisite meals.

The Allaneans waited.

We do not know where the Emperor David the II is. However, we can send the present leader of the United Armed Revolutionary Government.

Please be aware that if you try to harm him, he will commit suicide. We are wary of the motives of others. Many hate us and wish our people harm.

We have decided to send Field General Gomer, head of the United Armed Revolutionary Government to see you. He is the present leader of the transition goverment of the U.A.R.G .

Treat him well. We do not trust many people, and we will not be happy if you harm him.

Very well. All is prepared for Mr. Gomer's visit.

The Spy left DoubleWideVille with the help of other spies, he then entered another nation with a different identity and boarded a plane to the city nearest the Allanean white house.

Very well. All is prepared for Mr. Gomer's visit.

Very well.

Field Commander Gomer Hezekiah boards a plane to go to Allanea. "Sir, we would ask you to buckle up.". The Field Commander wearily buckles the belt to his seat and sits through takeoff, thinking to himself.

Perhaps they will help bring peace to DoubleWideville. The coming elections would be difficult, and the constant attacks by the Great Satan's was shedding DoubleWidevillian blood and treasure. How remarkable, he thought, that their people had held out against the evils of the unbelievers. Still, he was bone weary from battle, old wounds still aching in his body.

"It will be 3 hours before were over Alanea, sir.". Field Commander Gomer Hezekiah waves his hand to acknowledge the remark and settles down to brooding. His people were even now resisting another invader and their government was in tatters. The U.A.R.G was doing their best, but they needed help. He hoped the Alaneans would give him some much needed hope.

The Allaneans prepared a jollly good reception for the good leader of the DoubleWideVillians. Giant crates of goods were lined up on display near the runway, ready to be given to the DWV when they arrived, and an honor guard of two thousand corporate security personnel stood in lines, their rifles at port arms and with gleaming bayonets fixed, in honor of the Field Commander. Six officers in ceremonial armor commanded the reception as the DWV plane set up for landing.

"Okay, people." - an officer ordered the troops - "We'll start the honor parade once the Field Commander steps off the plane."

Spy: Aha! I finally arrived *gets off plane and made his way to the dinner party*

He would have to get past security of course. He then snuck up upon a lone guard and knocked him out and swapped uniforms with him, then he took his ID card and glued his own photo over it. Now he could safely walk in with ease.

The Allaneans prepared a jollly good reception for the good leader of the DoubleWideVillians. Giant crates of goods were lined up on display near the runway, ready to be given to the DWV when they arrived, and an honor guard of two thousand corporate security personnel stood in lines, their rifles at port arms and with gleaming bayonets fixed, in honor of the Field Commander. Six officers in ceremonial armor commanded the reception as the DWV plane set up for landing.

"Okay, people." - an officer ordered the troops - "We'll start the honor parade once the Field Commander steps off the plane."

Field Commander Gomer Hezekiah lands on the tarmac and checks the false tooth in his mouth. Allthough he trust the Allaneans, he must be prepared to suicide if they turn treacherous.
The tooth is a false tooth filled with a fast acting liquid nerotoxin that will kill him within 3 minutes if he bites down hard on the tooth.

"Sir, we're landed and we're ready to deplane. I suggest that we put out your bodyguards to secure the outside of the plane first." The Field Commander nods in acknowledgement of his statement, and 6 bodyguards deplane to ready the tarmac for Field Commander Gomer.

As he waits to descend the stairs to the tarmac, he offers up a silent prayer for protection and a hope for his people. God knows they needed it!

"At my command! Ready!"

At a single order, the front row of troops readied their rifles and fired at once, careful to aim at the belly and lower body of the Field Commander, to avoid hitting his head.

The second and third row would then fire at his lower body as well, while the troops at the back rained shots at his escorts.

Whatever happened, it was highly unlikely the Field Commander would survive.

Watching the events live, The Ryou Government Cheered as the Shots were fired into Mr Gomer.

Rei Nakagishima soon wired $4 Trillion to Allanea, claiming it was for "Helpping for Nation."

Even Though it was also the same price as on The Wanted Posters for Gomer's Head.

"We thank the Ryou. It was nice doing business with you, yet again."

[Wait, this whole thread was an excuse to kill the Field Commander?

...that's fucking impressive. This is double-dealing and backstabbing taken to a whole new level! I mean, the Ryou Black Islands can go enjoy the economic destruction they asked for in giving up $4 trillion, but Allanea, Jesus that was amazing. I salute you, good sir.]

"Sir?"

Interrupting any McPsychovillian during breakfast is a good way to earn some broken teeth, but doing it to the President-Elect is taking suicide to an art-form. The unlucky staff member who drew the short stray had said a number of swift, silent prayers before entering the leader's private quarters, but the glare she was being fixed with made her squirm.

"The DoubleWidevillian Field Commander has been executed."

Silence.

"...in Allanea, on a supposed state visit."

Still silence.

"It's believed to be an assassination."

Yet more silence, punctuated only by the quiet click and the loud gunshot. The staff member stood frozen, in shock at the speed the President had displayed with the gun, and it was a good couple of seconds before she realised he'd missed...or, more accurately, hadn't been shooting to kill to begin with.

"I don't miss twice," was the only thing he said, pieces of half-masticated bacon and egg still in his mouth.

[Wait, this whole thread was an excuse to kill the Field Commander?

...that's fucking impressive. This is double-dealing and backstabbing taken to a whole new level! I mean, the Ryou Black Islands can go enjoy the economic destruction they asked for in giving up $4 trillion, but Allanea, Jesus that was amazing. I salute you, good sir.]


You've seen nothing yet. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13408179)

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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

The Unitary Technocracy fully understands the animosity and hatred felt by many nations towards the DoubleWidevilleans for its long history of aggression towards other nations. Recently, a diplomatic opportunity has presented itself that may see an end to this sorry state of affairs which neither the Technocracy or the Free World Alliance can ignore.

See diplomatic traffic, reference: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=548464

As a fellow member of the Free World Alliance, we ask the government and military of the United States of Allanea to desist at this time from any further attacks upon leadership targets or other DoubleWidevillean interests while negotiations are continuing between ourselves and the United Armed Revolutionary Government.

The matter of the assassination of the head of the United Armed Revolutionary Government will be considered by us as an unfortunate incident predating the involvement of the Free World Alliance, and will be left as a matter for Allanea and DoubleWideville to resolve between themselves at a later date, and call on DoubleWideville to refrain from any military response.

We do, though, express regret at the assassination of a visiting dignatory on foreign soil and the dangerous precendent this incident may now set in international relations.

Helena Smith, Directory General of the Diplomatic Directorate, Unitary Technocracy of Etoile Arcture

[Wait, this whole thread was an excuse to kill the Field Commander?

...that's fucking impressive. This is double-dealing and backstabbing taken to a whole new level! I mean, the Ryou Black Islands can go enjoy the economic destruction they asked for in giving up $4 trillion, but Allanea, Jesus that was amazing. I salute you, good sir.]

"Sir?"

Interrupting any McPsychovillian during breakfast is a good way to earn some broken teeth, but doing it to the President-Elect is taking suicide to an art-form. The unlucky staff member who drew the short stray had said a number of swift, silent prayers before entering the leader's private quarters, but the glare she was being fixed with made her squirm.

"The DoubleWidevillian Field Commander has been executed."

Silence.

"...in Allanea, on a supposed state visit."

Still silence.

"It's believed to be an assassination."

Yet more silence, punctuated only by the quiet click and the loud gunshot. The staff member stood frozen, in shock at the speed the President had displayed with the gun, and it was a good couple of seconds before she realised he'd missed...or, more accurately, hadn't been shooting to kill to begin with.

"I don't miss twice," was the only thing he said, pieces of half-masticated bacon and egg still in his mouth.

OOC: If I wasn't so opposed to saying lol I would say it right now. But any way Allanea, I guess Ryou found out about my trying to out bid him.

IC:

Spy: *in Allanean uniform* *whispers to himself* Well I'll be a son of #$%^ Those Allaneans just finished my mission for me. Guess that means I'm going home. *steals some food then sneaks out of the country*

IC:

Spy: *in Allanean uniform* *whispers to himself* Well I'll be a son of #$%^ Those Allaneans just finished my mission for me. Guess that means I'm going home. *steals some food then sneaks out of the country*

Our response is this:

We will not respond at this time. There may be a day, if the Lord wills it, that the perpretratos of this murder will be held responsible. Of course, this is all up to the will of the Lord Jesus.
We call on the world to witness their hypoctrisy. We ask for prayers that some day, as the Lord wills it, they shall reap what they sow.

To qoute the Scriptures: "Vengance is mine, saith the Lord. I will repay."

Amen.

IC:

Spy: *in Allanean uniform* *whispers to himself* Well I'll be a son of #$%^ Those Allaneans just finished my mission for me. Guess that means I'm going home. *steals some food then sneaks out of the country*

NOTE: the pilots committed suicide. If you attempt to fly into our nation using that plane, without the proper sequences of codes, you will be shot down.

OOC: If I wasn't so opposed to saying lol I would say it right now.

[Wait, lol to what? My post?]

[Wait, lol to what? My post?]

OOC: Yes, as well as the mudred, but more to your post, there has been many a times where I wished I could kill some one for bothering during breakfast.

NOTE: the pilots committed suicide. If you attempt to fly into our nation using that plane, without the proper sequences of codes, you will be shot down.

OOC: He was in Allanean uniform so all he needed to do was leave, change, then go to the next Allanean airline plane to some country and from there back to South Lizasauria.