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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: THE RULERS OF RYOU

We are offering 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian bucks for the rulers of Ryou to either be assasinated r captured alive.
If they are killed, we request their severed heads be delivered to The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville. Once we have confirmed the head is of the rulers of Ryo, via D.N.A tests and photos you will be paid 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian Bucks.
We prefer them to be captured and delivered to us alive. Please do not do anything to damage them beyond what is necessary to bring them safely to DoubleWideville to stand trial in a Revolutionary Court. We desire to put the heathens on trial and to execute them by lowering them slowly, inch by inch, into a vat of acid.

1.5 BILLION BUCKS FOR THE RULERS OF RYOU, DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

OOC: I have no need for 1.5 billion male adult deer....

To: Source of Bounty in DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings. The Empire has seen your recent announcement to the world, and must now comment; bounties on leaders of sovereign nations, particularly these "dead or alive" sorts with promises of death if alive, are typically frowned upon, and, we must comment, strike us as little short of sinful, or at least a promise of sin, given the circumstances. Our forces overseeing the peace process* in your nation do not wish to be embroiled into fights with those angered by this message.

*though the thread did not continue, I am assuming that the prior events still happened

Highly Encrypted Message

To: The DoubleWideville Government
From: The Special Tactics Force HQ, The Spire, Magna Polis

We would proudly take on the task of eliminating the Ryou leaders. However, we will only accept if you take responsibility for this act, if it is botched somehow. This operation cannot be linked to our nation. Also, you must provide infiltration into the Islands. After you drop the Agents off, we'll get the leaders, most likely dead however, and you must additionally provide Evac, including if the team is comprimised. The team is a 7-man unit trained in stealth and assasination. They cannot, however, use any weapons exclusively used by our nation, so they must do with mere M95s, M-15s, MP7s, L96A1s, and M21s. Their uniforms, while following an S.T.F. certified design, will not be marked, as this is a black operation.

Open Letter From Speaker Alex Connor

It is my humble opinion as a leader of a sovereign nation that we must allow the posting of bounties on the heads of other sovereign nations. It establishes a dangerous precedent. If we allow ourselves, as rulers, to forgo the diplomatic process, and simply resort to the abduction or targeted killing of political figures, we not only threaten anarchy, but we also threaten to force all state leaders to retreat into fortresses for the sake of their own security, thus alienating them from their people and from the international community. This is not conducive to a cooperative international stage.

~A.A.C.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: THE RULERS OF RYOU

We are offering 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian bucks for the rulers of Ryou to either be assasinated r captured alive.
If they are killed, we request their severed heads be delivered to The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville. Once we have confirmed the head is of the rulers of Ryo, via D.N.A tests and photos you will be paid 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian Bucks.
We prefer them to be captured and delivered to us alive. Please do not do anything to damage them beyond what is necessary to bring them safely to DoubleWideville to stand trial in a Revolutionary Court. We desire to put the heathens on trial and to execute them by lowering them slowly, inch by inch, into a vat of acid.

1.5 BILLION BUCKS FOR THE RULERS OF RYOU, DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

The ASoGM would like to inquire what crime or crimes the rulers of Ryou have been convicted of or charged with, to merit such a reward for their capture or death.

Why would we want only 1.5 Billion when there's a bounty of roughly 1.5 Trillion on you heads?

Betrayal is punisable by death, and DWV is betraying United Estovakia by attacking it's allie.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: THE RULERS OF RYOU

We are offering 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian bucks for the rulers of Ryou to either be assasinated r captured alive.
If they are killed, we request their severed heads be delivered to The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville. Once we have confirmed the head is of the rulers of Ryo, via D.N.A tests and photos you will be paid 1.5 Billion DoubleWidevillian Bucks.
We prefer them to be captured and delivered to us alive. Please do not do anything to damage them beyond what is necessary to bring them safely to DoubleWideville to stand trial in a Revolutionary Court. We desire to put the heathens on trial and to execute them by lowering them slowly, inch by inch, into a vat of acid.

1.5 BILLION BUCKS FOR THE RULERS OF RYOU, DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

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The Orwellian Meritocracy does not approve of the majority of government sanctioned murder. The Ryous, though abhorrent communists, are none the less better then the religious zealots that run your "nation". We would place trade embargoes on your nation and deport all members of your populace in our nation, but that was done long ago.

Respectfully yours,
Hephaestus Blackforge
Imperator

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Open Declaration of the Dictorial Republic of Sumer

Why would it be worth our time to attempt something for so little? Even if the Doublewidevillian Buck was a currency recognised by the Sumerian National Bank, which it isn't and thus has no value, the economic situation of the people and nation of Doublewideville have made their currency so utterly worthless in exchange that this price is hardly worth even careing. Perhaps the government of Doublewideville, if it so desires the results, should increase the bounty by five opr six times to possibly bring it as a consideration? Or maybe the nation of Doublewideville could attempt the capture themselves?

- Commanding Officer of External Affairs,
Palil Panchito Dumumianacaonak Dumuaguanikeyuk Doradak Nameshda

Signed: Panchito Guanikeyu

Highly Encrypted Message

To: The DoubleWideville Government
From: The Special Tactics Force HQ, The Spire, Magna Polis

We would proudly take on the task of eliminating the Ryou leaders. However, we will only accept if you take responsibility for this act, if it is botched somehow. This operation cannot be linked to our nation. Also, you must provide infiltration into the Islands. After you drop the Agents off, we'll get the leaders, most likely dead however, and you must additionally provide Evac, including if the team is comprimised. The team is a 7-man unit trained in stealth and assasination. They cannot, however, use any weapons exclusively used by our nation, so they must do with mere M95s, M-15s, MP7s, L96A1s, and M21s. Their uniforms, while following an S.T.F. certified design, will not be marked, as this is a black operation.

**HIGHLY ENCRYPTED MESSAGE**

We will, sir. Our plan is to also deny responsibility if it should not succeed. Since the United Armed Revolutionary Government is a PROVINCIAL government of DoubleWideville, we certainly are willing to "sacrafice" pawns if necessary to take the chance of avenging ourselves on Ryou.
Forthwith, we will infiltrate your Team on to Ryou under the cover of being "tourists". This will be done by an indirect route, which for security reasons we will not describe here.
A sleeper cell in Ryou will be activated to assist you in exfiltration, which will be accomplished via fishing boat. Again, the contact will be made through this activated sleeper cell, and other officials we have corrupted with bribes.
Killing them is fine. Just remember to return with their heads!

From: The Blackatia Agentie
TO: DoubleWideville
Encrypted....

We have heard of your request to have the leadership of The Ryou Black Islands assassinated. The Blackatia Agentie will be honored to accept the task of taking the contract.


By the sword,
Grand master of the Blackatia Agentie

((OOC: Is the assasination attempt going to happen in this thread or a new one?))

To The Morons adn Satanic Messengers of DoubleWideville,

It has been long over do. Bad things are coming your way. War will probably coming towards your nation, yet again, and if it wasn't for the recent ban of involvment of wars for us, I would have brigade after brigade march upon your shores and kill every satanic moron in sight with the exclusion of women and children. We may not war with you but expect to have trouble with us in the future.

--President and Brigader John Batther

Your message says a lot about the nature of your country. Moronic and no thought processes. You are making a lot of enemies in the pursuit of your one enemy and don't be surprised when you watch a enemy nation raise their flag at your capital and all while you are spending your last moments at the gallows. Your pursuits are foolish at best and even the meager amount of money, not considering currency exchange rates, are laughable at best. I hope while in your last moments, which I hate to the bearer of bad news, you rethink your decisions over the past few events and realize why rulers like you have such short life-spans.

-Deputy of State and Foreign Affairs
Harry Schellenberg
Republic of Apalatia

DoubleWideville I am with the president of Greston, you have no right for an involvment in the Ryou Black Islands civil war. Since my forces are with the rebels(who want peace and no ruthless exections) we will attack attack any unauthorized forces who dare stir up operations in the Ryou Black Island without consulting them first. If you do carry out an attack on their soil we wil declare war on you using our advance navy, marines, army and airforces. So DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITHOUT PERMISSION.

OOC: Are you Neo-Erusea, only the new one, because the old one had some problems or something or other?

From: The Blackatia Agentie
TO: DoubleWideville
Encrypted....

We have heard of your request to have the leadership of The Ryou Black Islands assassinated. The Blackatia Agentie will be honored to accept the task of taking the contract.


By the sword,
Grand master of the Blackatia Agentie

**HIGHLY ENCRYPTED MESSAGE**

Grand Master, we accept giving you the contract. Take out the leaders and bring their heads to us. That is all.

No Greston I'm not Neo-Erusea and never was. But I am North Erusea and side with you on this issue.

TG for DoubleWideville

Your message says a lot about the nature of your country. Moronic and no thought processes. You are making a lot of enemies in the pursuit of your one enemy and don't be surprised when you watch a enemy nation raise their flag at your capital and all while you are spending your last moments at the gallows. Your pursuits are foolish at best and even the meager amount of money, not considering currency exchange rates, are laughable at best. I hope while in your last moments, which I hate to the bearer of bad news, you rethink your decisions over the past few events and realize why rulers like you have such short life-spans.

-Deputy of State and Foreign Affairs
Harry Schellenberg
Republic of Apalatia

We are shocked that an entire people in today's "enlightened" and modern age that an entire people can be judged by what their government or what a small handful of people do. For shame....

South Lizasaurian Chancellor

((OOC: DWV, are you going to start deploying my guys soon? They're already in your country, though not posted ICly, waiting for you to drop them off.))